FabGuys.com: Richard (72) , Man in Stratford on Avon, West Midlands, UK

If you can offer me anything like the pouch in the pic ....... yum yum!

You parade yourself before me until I can feel and see that you're "ready".

I then lower the zip, extract you, and get to lascivious work with oiled hands and mouth.

Reciprocation welcome, but given my age, will quite understand if you pass on that one.

I’m not into anything else. No anal, kissing, nipple-tweaking, getting naked etc. It's all about being presented with the well-filled pouch of soft, tight, well-loved jeans, concealing a proud (pref uncut) cock, and heavy (pref smooth) lickable balls.

You're probably looking for much more than this, but …....

1) I’m not the only pebble on the beach. Others can attend to your more sophisticated needs.

2) I’ll offer you a relaxing drink before we get going. No need to rush! Though if you'd prefer an in-and-out "quickie", that's great too.

3) As the old saying goes, "Any port in a storm"!

4) I’m not a timewaster. If I agree to meet, I meet.

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I'm a widowed, retired professional. Honest, articulate, civilised, welcoming, laid back. Bearded.

I can accommodate (20 mins south of Stratford on Avon) late afternoon / early evening Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and up till about 5.30 Thursdays. Can't usually do weekends, although there are occasional "windows of opportunity". I can also drive to you if you're within reasonable driving distance.

No point in responding if you’re over 65, VERY chubby, or “small”. Just won’t work for me, sorry - and saves causing offence.

I’m not much interested in what you look like, as I’m entirely focused on the tight denim pouch and its contents.

It'd be nice if you’re pleasant company though.

And finally - PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT MY INVITATION WHICH APPEALS TO YOU. One-liners are so unsatisfactory.

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