I'm just a horny middle-aged guy in rural England looking for discreet fun.
An ex-biker and ex-naturist I have a wife away at work 4 days a week during term time(as defined by the Harvington, Evesham, website) and would welcome some company.
The problem is that I also have 2 adult sons at home, one who is often asleep all day after a night's gaming and the other working in "his office" 3 days a week and going to the company office the other 2 days. Or there's always the option of being extra quiet and going to my bedrm to strip and snog.