FabGuys.com: Shane (65) , Man in portsmouth, South East, UK

No late night unplanned meets or monosyllabic messages!

I’m an easy going fully bi guy in Portsmouth so I lick both sides of the stamp. I like a varied lifestyle with my fun & it really does take many forms. I am very discreet & I expect discretion in return.

I have a face pic plus a few other pics available on file if we decide to chat or meet.

Please let me assure you that I have all my own hair, it’s brown. I’ve two eyes, one is polished regularly. All my limbs are safely attached though they may flail about in moments of ecstasy. My verifications show I’m no Quasimodo but can you be my sanctuary?

I’m neatly trimmed downstairs & have occasionally shaved. Some of my friends prefer some hair & a stubbled chin. So at times i leave stubble but I shave my chin usually.

The point is, I cannot be everything to everyone. I’m me & my friends like me that way.

My verifications also show that I really like femininity & the company of a CD or a trans lady. I do indeed have a soft spot for the girls & a not so soft part too. Many of my friends are gay, bi, CD, Trans & straight looking. Some are Indeed straight & still in complete & utter denial. There’s time yet. ;-)

I’m not the biggest fan of beards, especially on a CD or big bushy messy beards. I’ve met a good few bearded guys but I’m definitely not a fan of beards on CDs.

Baseball caps (inverted or not) & the chavvy look is not to my taste either. Sorry, yes I know it’s my loss. Phew!

While some of you may think it fun to be a prat or waste people’s time. To me, one of the most important things a person can be is happy in their skin.

If you are not happy in yourself then seek help. Take the meds & don’t take it out on other people or waste their time being the dick you see in the mirror.

I really do like all sorts of fun & while I like to go with the flow or chemistry in the room. I am as happy with a sensual tactile 1 on 1 as I am with a writhing group in a sauna. Experimentation is fine by me as I do like to help others try new things too.

I do not have just one type of fun i seek or need. I like variety, so if it’s not on my profile then don’t be afraid to ask, I may surprise you. ;-)

I’m a regular at Tropics sauna in Portsmouth & also swim off Eastney nudist beach from spring to late autumn. Please DO NOT ask me for directions or info like ‘Is it busy?’, Ans; Come & find out. ‘Where do you sit at Eastney?’ Ans; On my bum! I am not the local tourist board!

If you can find this profile then you can use google. There are some seriously ungrateful people around.

The bear & Tgurl events at Portsmouth Tropics sauna are great fun. The event food is included & very lovely too.

I thoroughly enjoy & respect the gurls company (as you should too) I’m also on TVChix & I am as happy to spend time listening to their journeys & stories as I am sharing their company, passions & fluids.

I do meet & have met smokers but only if they are fresh breathed & don’t imitate an ashtray.

If I’m expected to be clean & respect your ways then it must be mutual.

If you have reached this far, bless you, thank you for visiting my profile & please put ‘night’ in your potential message heading. Shhh! But I can accommodate with some planning.

The moan section;-

Do not send me a friend request without ever chatting or at least establishing some common ground with a mind to meet. Friendship is meant to be an exchange - you've got to bring something to the conversation too.

Late night requests to meet will NOT get me running. I do not sit indoors waiting for you.

Your dominant hand must be fit enough by now!

Winks with links to wank online or phone sex are deleted. Get a life, an inflatable friend or exercise the other arm to balance things out. Just block me instead. Please!

Similarly short dumb messages like ‘Wana fk.’ ‘Meet me.’ ‘Suck me.’ will be ignored, deleted and/or the sender blocked or feel free to block me.

Put the crayons down, stop licking the windows, put some thought into it & be nice.

It’s sad to see so many who’s age exceeds their IQ.

Syllables can be strung together to form longer words & at times with practice even form whole sentences. Maybe try an online tutorial. Now is surely the time to block me. Please!

If you look up during the day, there’s a big bright thing in the sky called the sun. News flash foolish egotist, the world revolves around the sun & not you!

Desperation, rudeness & ignorance are very unattractive traits! Go ahead, block me. I’m waiting! Go on, you know you want to!

TWs. Moderators do not like lists of them on a profile & my last quite comprehensive list was deleted. TWs beware! New profiles with the same old words & profile pics repeated are often remembered then also blocked.

Just because you are lonely fantasists & can’t colour within the lines. Don’t put your sad little lives on others & do try taking the meds children. Apparently, a little bit of sugar helps.

Why am I not blocked yet!!!

To Sydney University - Do not use my profile or pics. Have at it but beware. Facebook has taught me a particular set of skills. I will hunt you, I will find you then i will force feed you pineapple pizza, jaffa cakes, marmite, yes marmite, multiple spoonfuls! Wafer thin mints and root beer till your belly explodes and you will admit you were wrong to take them!

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