Profile update:
*CALLING ME “DADDY” IS AN IMMEDIATE BLOCK.*
MESSAGE ME IF:
-you are a bottom
-you are submissive and kinky
-your body type can be described as “slim”, “average”, “athletic” or “muscular”.
-you are aged 18-40
-you are masculine
-you travel
-you have a clear face and body pic to show privately (if I have to ask twice and you reply with none, I WILL just block)
-you’re discreet and know the difference between “discreet” and “anonymous”
-you have a sense of humour
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
-you wear ladies clothing
-you describe yourself as “chubby”, “large” or “fat”
-you only accom
-you like to play pretend that you’re a dog
-you’re just here to have your ego fluffed and collect pictures from people
-you will not ever show a face picture
-you’re a time waster
-you don’t like hairy men (and no, I’m not shaving just for you)
-you don’t get hard for men
-You want to meet multiple tops. I will only ever meet in a group situation as the only dom.
Keywords: bondage, domination, humiliation, sub training, tight underwear, role play, chav lads— if you ask me what I’m in to, I’ll take that as you haven’t been arsed to read my profile to see this bit.
Also, let’s have a sense of humour shall we lads? It’s all a bit of fun, isn’t it?
If you’ve been on my friends list for more than three months and don’t really attempt conversation, I’ll take you off there too.
Prove you’ve read my profile by titling your message with your favourite super hero. I’m getting terribly bored of having to ask people whether they’ve read my profile or not.
