To be honest I'm really just looking for straight fat Caucasian blokes who want an expert quick blow job or a massage.
PLEASE READ THIS BIT, I COULDN'T MAKE IT ANY SIMPLER BUT STILL LOTS OF IDIOTS DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND IT!
*** IMPORTANT - Ultimately, personality is most important, but if you have LESS than a 44" Waist, you will be wasting your time - sorry. ***
ME:-
Normal and down-to-earth.
Discreet.
Reliable.
34" waist
Cropped greying, balding hair.
No facial hair usually but trying a goatee at moment.
Smoothish body but hairy legs.
Quite well-endowed.
Can be affectionate and attentive.
Reasonably intelligent and can hold a conversation.
Pretty sociable although I don't enjoy noisy clubs. Like all the usual things, good food, good wine/beer. Nights in etc. etc.
Live alone in Spitalfields (E1) London and can accommodate.
YOU:-
*** IMPORTANT - Ultimately, personality is most important, but if you have LESS than a 44" Waist, you will be wasting your time - sorry. ***
Masculinity - Non-camp
Very chubby (the bigger the better). Have a preference for shorter men but not essential.
Men who are reliable and honest.
I NEVER ARRANGE TO MEET WITHOUT SEEING A RECENT PHOTO OR WEBCAM UNLESS IT`S ON MY `DOORSTEP`
Thanks for reading this :-)
So many sad time wasters on here, I'm getting so fed up of being messed about by spineless muppests I'm going to have to name and shame to warn others so here's a list:
MJ_31 Coward bottled it!
fattie tattie - really had me convinced he was nice and genuine but then just disappeared after wasting lots of my time!
