FAQs.Are you bi-curious? No.I'm over sixty years old and if I don't know if I fancy men by now,I never will. Are you bisexual? Most definitely,I like men and lads.
Are you into W/S? No,and if you are,then go and buy a horse,teach it to swim, and join a waterpolo club,because you aren't stinking my bedroom out with the smell of stale urine.
Can I watch porn while we have sex? No,you can watch porn INSTEAD of having sex.I can't compete with your fantasy 3D Fuckstud, hung like a donkey,who ejaculates bucket loads of semen every 15 minutes.I live in the real world.
Do you like women's underwear? Yes,when it's worn by those it was designed for,ie women.On men it looks rather ridiculous but each to their own.It doesn't do anything for me.
Do you like men's underwear?.When I receive a present,I don't fetishize the wrapping paper,I go straight for the contents,so all I really care about is that it's clean and paid for.
Would you masturbate into my wife's panties? Yes certainly,but only on one condition:she has to be wearing them at the time.(Nobody's ever taken me up on this offer.I wonder why?)
Do you like receiving sloppy blowjobs? No,I don't want some guy drooling like a dog at dinner time and slobbering all over my old fella.
Are you a heavy cummer? Not really,just average,(and if you think that means about 30 ml,you've been watching too much porn).I don like the term 'heavy cummer' anyway.It evokes an image of someone with a bad headcold,exuding copious quantities of snot.
Do you like group sex? Not really.It's hard enough to find one fella with good personal hygiene these days,never mind a whole fucking room full.
Thought For The Day: Love is more powerful than a Formula One racing car. Sadly,so many men handle it with the clumsiness of a Sunday driver,perched at the wheel of a clapped out Ford Mondeo.
I don't want to meet selfish, arrogant men,so no dominant guys or'alpha male'types.Nor do I wish to control or humiliate,so no submissives. I'm not into master-servant role play.Mutual respect at all times-don't call me sir,address me as comrade! I'm not looking for gay stereotypes:no bears,daddy bears,hairy bears,scally lads,twinks,etc.Just normal individuals who can think for themselves and who don't wish to be pigeon-holed.(There must be a few out there). I'm not interested in 'gym fit','ripped',or muscled guys either.Too much emphasis on the body at the expense of the mind. Last,but definitely not least, CLEANLINESS IS ESSENTIAL.I always shower before meeting and require the same,(oh,and before I forget,no Ford Mondeo drivers).
To Sydney University.If you wish to access my confidential data and photos,HELP YOURSELF! However,I can't understand why any academic institution,(even an Australian one),would waste student's time by setting them projects involving the use of personal data,(most of which is total bollocks),from a site such as this.
Guilty Pleasure.I'm a self-confessed admirer of Captain Pugwash
