IMPORTANT — PLEASE READ FIRST
I don’t drive. At all.
Not sometimes, not “if you really need,” not “just this once.”
Asking me to pick you up is like asking a fish to drive a bus — amusing, but absolutely not happening.
WELCOME
Let’s get this clear before anything else:
Everything I offer is completely complimentary.
No fees. No pressure. No expectations.
This is about comfort, connection, and respect — nothing more, nothing less.
I receive over 2,000 messages a day, but I still reply to everyone. Even if you're not my type or we’re not a fit, you’ll always get a respectful message back.
Courtesy costs nothing, and I believe in giving it.
WHO I AM
I’m Ste — grounded, calm, and quietly confident.
I don’t do chaos, I don’t do games, and I don’t need to be loud to leave an impression. I prefer presence, real energy, and people who show up as themselves.
I’m a former rugby player, so yes — I’ve got the strong, solid build that comes with years of training and teamwork. I carry myself with intention, patience, and a steady focus.
I live with narcolepsy. It makes my sleep unpredictable at times, but it doesn’t affect the quality of my sessions — it’s simply part of my life.
And for something a bit unique:
I have musical eidetic memory and HSAM-like recall linked to sound. It doesn’t affect the work; it just means the way my mind absorbs detail is a little different.
WHAT I OFFER
My space is quiet, private, and designed to help you reset both physically and mentally.
Expect sessions that are:
unhurried
tailored to your body
grounded in real knowledge
intentional and calming
guided by your natural response
Nothing is rushed or generic.
Your body sets the tone — I work with it, not against it.
QUALIFICATIONS & EXPERTISE
Everything I do is backed by genuine academic training and clinical experience.
Academic Background
BSc (Hons) in Sports Science
BTEC Level 6 Diploma in Sports Massage & Soft Tissue Therapy
BSc (Hons) in Nursing or BMidwif (Hons) in Midwifery
Master of Science (MSc) in Nursing
What this actually means
I understand anatomy in depth
I know how soft tissue behaves and responds
I tailor pressure, rhythm, and technique specifically to you
I provide a professional, grounded, safe environment
This isn’t guesswork — it’s informed, structured, and intentional.
MY PREFERENCES
I’m always honest, because honesty saves time.
I’m not drawn to:
Men with cavernous hole I don't want to stick my cock in a feel like I can do the Kan Kan
chubby men
men with very large backsides
Asian or Oriental men
It’s not personal — it’s simply where my natural attraction lies.
And regardless of whether we’re a match or not, you’ll still get respect and a reply. That part never changes.
WORKING WITH BICURIOUS & STRAIGHT MEN
Over the years, many straight and bicurious men have felt comfortable exploring their curiosity with me. Not because I make it a “thing,” but because I create a grounded, private, and judgement-free environment.
If you’re fit, respectful, and open-minded, you’ll find the space easy, steady, and relaxed.
There’s no pressure.
No expectation.
Just a calm setting where you can breathe and be yourself.
DISCLOSURE & EXPECTATIONS
Chemistry is a funny thing — you never know how two people will connect until you meet.
Some sessions stay purely therapeutic.
Some build a deeper charge.
And yes — when two people genuinely click, other kinds of fun tend to unfold naturally.
No pressure, no assumptions… but real chemistry rarely sits quietly in the corner.
Please come:
prepared
clean
respectful
and with an open mind
If you’re unsure how to prepare fully, including being completely clean, I’ll walk you through it in a simple, professional way. No awkwardness, no judgement.
Everything here runs on clarity, comfort, and respect.
