Hairy, bi, bearded, and have a family, I don’t plan meets in advance. This is a hookup site not a dating app. I don’t wanna talk about my wife during meets, that shit weirds me out.
Sometimes I like to suck dick and I’m open to being pissed on.
Sometimes I just want my dick ch*ked and slobbered on - profile display suggests the mood.
Don’t message if you’re not free. I’m interested in now only meets, if I’m on I’m horny - doesn’t necessarily suggest I’ll meet the first person who speaks to me.
Sorry I’m not into overly fat blokes, feminine blokes, trans people or women’s clothes wearers.
I’m not looking for friends or to be fucked.
I don’t like the idea of blindfolded anon meets, and I don’t meet couples - I like all the attention on me and I ain’t getting involved in some cunts love triangle.
I’m super easy going, chilled and incredibly direct - say it how it is, as the only bush I wanna beat about is yours.
No time for ignorance or sassy sluts.
Peace out lads.
What’s this shite about Australian universities gathering info blah blah blah don’t steal my pics and profile unless your paying me for it, cheers.