UPDATE ! 21 September 2023
PLEASE READ ALL OF PROFILE - I'm sick to death of guys getting in touch then finding out I'm not what they are looking for !
Fully vaccinated against Covid (5 jabs)
I vape now and then and if I’m really stressed out, have the odd cigarillo
I’ve always been a light smoker and have never smoked in my home.
I only vape inside if it’s cold outside - usually I stand in my porch or sit in my garden.
Hi ! I'm a really easy going, friendly chap with a VGSOH. Good conversationalist and smile a lot !
If YOU like skinny guys, WE are not going to get along as I'm 21 stone 10 lbs at present but getting lighter every day - I'm also very tall at 6 foot 5 inches !
I'm a homely guy, due to disability - I walk with crutches - and spend my time online a lot !
I love sex and go for all different types of guys - I prefer personality over looks, so get in touch if you want to have the best deepthroating of your life !!! Apart from sucking, I love to kiss, nipple play, hug, rim a clean arse and lots of touching and feeling - quite happy to forego all these if you only want a blowjob !!!
I’m single, live alone and I’m NOT LOOKING for a relationship !
If things develop from regular meets, then that’s a bonus but I’m not looking to have you move in with me, nor for me to be your keeper.
I have my independence and I live by my rules.
I can accommodate those guys who want a 'gloryhole' experience - I have a curtain with a pegged split in it which allows for any height of guy to put his tackle through comfortably and it lets me be able to play with your nips etc too.
PLEASE NOTE - I cannot deepthroat properly this way as I can’t breathe correctly because I’ll be leaning forward whilst sat on a chair (I can’t kneel).
You can blindfold yourself at the door and be led to my bedroom where I will deepthroat you to completion. Can also play with your bum, nipples etc this way if you like that too.
Some of the types of guys that really turn me on are dark or greying hair (or bald !), brown or green eyes, hairy slim guys or hairy stocky guys, smooth slim guys, uniformed men, business men - a suit REALLY gets me going ! Sportsmen, rugged looks, etc..
Things that turn me off - bareback, unwashed/unclean, heavy pain, violence, blood, , watersports, drugs, heavy drinkers, heavy smokers. And guys - if you say you're 'chubby', please be that and not so overweight that you make me feel anorexic !!!
Please note - I cannot fuck guys any more due to my Arthritis - it's too painful to thrust ! I can't always sustain a hard on either - it's due to my medication, which I can't skip ! Also, although I do like to be fucked, I prefer to get to know a guy before I let him in ! Hope that you are all ok with that ?
Not looking for CD/TV/TS, panty wearers, lingerie wearers, nor guys that are the same weight or more than myself (unless it’s all muscle - that said, I don’t like guys who are so muscular that their veins stick out all over their body looking like a road map of Great Britain - EEK, scary !)
I like my guys to look and act like men, so no really effeminate men either thank you.
PLEASE NOTE ! I prefer to accommodate - can't travel well as I can't walk far ! Also I can't climb stairs very well, hence I live on the ground floor; I have a special high toilet with a douche function on it (See, wouldn't you like to try that ?!) and a bed that I can raise and lower so I can get on and off it easily - also handy for getting to the perfect crotch height to suck you off !!!
Please don't request my friendship without chatting to me first, unless you have photographs on your profile !
Having BAREBACK on your profile gets you BLOCKED !
Having SAFE SEX on your profile and photographs of you having BAREBACK sex also gets you BLOCKED.
I will also BLOCK guys that are not my type.
TIMEWASTERS ! If you arrange a meet, honour it and turn up. If you can't make it, message me and let me know, so I can get on with other things ! Failure to do so gets you reported to Admin.
Tested NEGATIVE to all STI’s 21 September ‘23
If you need photographs for your profile, come along and I can do them and videos too.
There is no charge for this and is on offer to anyone who needs them (including all the types that I don’t go for).
If you’re not my type, then nothing sexual will happen !
Thank you !
