FabGuys.com: Tarja (49) , TV/TS in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

So my name is Tarja Im the girl next door you always dreamed of but didn't realise was a gorgeous TV.Im happy to dominate you if your worthy and able to meet my high standards and requirements. Also not adverse to letting someone else be on control if you think you can handle me. Soo a bit about me

I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Mai Tais… shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Mai Tai and I got a B+ in my science class. I would give Bonnie blue a run for her money.I have a terrible sense of direction, so chances are you’ll be lost forever if you come with me. My relationships are like a Nintendo 64–classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in. If the zombie apocalypse ever happens I want to raid the nearest mortuary and tie all the inhabitants shoe laces together and then sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch the fun unfold. Met yoda who told me constant sex leads to pain leads to suffering leads too the dark side so im up for that. Been to jail twice but only in monopoly. I’ve got fake breasts and a fake personality. But who cares because let’s be honest, you’re gonna fuck me as I'm fit. So if you think can handle me then send me a message and live out the fantasies you always dreamed about love Tarja xx

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