FabGuys.com: Tarja (49) , TV/TS in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Before i start dont expect a dungeon setting for all my meets thats a discussion away from this platform. Also turn up at the agreed time not 2 hours later and still expect me to wait around as im a busy girl. Things happen but have the deceny to let me know not just turn up when you feel like it or not. Finally if im not your cup of tea tell me dont come in and then give me some cock and bull about forgetting your keys its rude and not polite. Rant over.

Soo Bachelorette number one lives in a dragon guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava but don't let that cool you off. I love piña coladas and getting cock in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Goddess Tarja!.Im the girl next door you always dreamed of but didn't realise was a gorgeous TV. Im a 1980s model in white with low mileage, Some marks on rear, twin airbags, known to leak when gets hot.clean interior,Also tends to whine when driven hard.Im a sometime Domme Mistress and rock chick and lover of cocks filling my wet pussy.

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The last guy that messed me about aged within seconds before exploding in a cloud of dust..he chose poorly!

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I want a brand-new house on an episode of Cribs and A bathroom I can play baseball in and a kingsize hot tub big enough for ten plus me.

Im a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping pina coladas … shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good piña colada I got a B+ in my science class. I would give Bonnie blue a run for her money.My favorite colour is clear. I have a terrible sense of direction, so chances are you’ll be lost forever if you come with me. My relationships are like a Nintendo 64–classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in. If the zombie apocalypse ever happens I want to raid the nearest mortuary and tie all the inhabitants shoe laces together and then sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch the fun unfold. Met yoda who told me constant sex leads to pain leads to suffering leads too the dark side so im up for that. Been to jail twice but only in monopoly. Love walking down a beach with a sexy alpha although last time that happened i was d*unk and turned out the alpha i was hand in hand with was a mannequin which i was dragging around morrisons car park! Im like a microwave, easy to turn on and warm inside. Been known to jump out of a cake in my birthday suit as long as its not on a navy boat. My superpower is i have no gag reflex so people used to call me weird now they call me all the time. Trained Respiratory Therapist, cute enough to take your breath away and skilled enough to bring it back.

I think when and if we meet I will cut our names in a tree that way you know im good with knives. Did the Kessel run in 11 parsecs so in your face Han Solo.

I’ve got fake breasts and a fake personality. But who cares because let’s be honest, you’re gonna fuck me as I'm fit. So if you think can handle me and losing your mind then send me a message and live out the fantasies you always dreamed about love Tarja xx

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