FabGuys.com: Tarja (46) , TV/TS in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

What!! Is the profile pic not enough.... Ok lets start again..So congratulations you've stumbled across my profile.

Soooo contestant no 3 is a Nordic princess born in Finland and trapped in a tower by a fire breathing dragon but don't let that cool you off I like piña coladas and getting fucked in the rain yours for the rescuing princess Tarja.

78' model, low mileage, no major accidents, spotless interior,superior performance and handling, dual front airbags,spacious rear boot, does leak when gets hot,some marks at rear,looks good and sounds even better.

Been to jail twice but only in monopoly

Some times been called Gillette as I'm the best a man can get. Oh and I will cut you !

If my name is too difficult to say just call me HOPE but remember the P is silent.

If your looking for a girl with personality then I have multiple ones......don't listen to her.

Hope you like a bad girl because I’m literally bad at everything.

I always practise safe sex so tie me too the bed so I don't fall off.

Been known to deep throat a foot long hotdog.

I like long walks on the beach with a guy…until the alcohol wears off and I realise I’m dragging a broken mannequin around an empty morrisons car park.

Born on a chicken farm so know how to raise a good cock.

Really looking for someone to tongue my arse then it like im a puppet

I put the 'hot' in psychotic

I'm like a mosquito except I don't stop sucking if you slap me.

Really looking for someone in government so they can screw me hard.

I’ve got fake tits and a fake personality. But who cares because you’ll message me because I’m fit.

I identify myself as a microwave, ready in 5 minutes and look nothing like the picture on the packet.

Gag reflex as absent as my father.

Good friends with yoda who told me constant sex leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, suffering leads too the dark side so im up for that.

Current relationship status: My cat won’t return my calls.

Currently planning to steal the declaration of independence just need a ball gown and fall proof plan.

I’m like a book—full of interesting stories, some typos, and probably overdue at the library.

If you like also pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, we should probably discuss our weather preferences.

I told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year.Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

My 3 favorite things at dicks anal and not using commas.

My favorite colour is clear.

If we do meet and you don't look like your photo then your buying me drinks until you do.

Did the Kessel run in 11 parsecs in your face Han Solo.

I'm like your big toe which your going to bang on every piece of furniture in your home.

The last guy that turned me down aged within seconds, shriveled up, turned into a skeleton and exploded into dust....he chose poorly.

I'm the kind of girl you can take home to your mum but would blowjob you in the car on the way there.

One day I might teach your kids at school in the meantime I will swallow them !

Had an on/off relationship with lutenant uhuru until spock got in on the act the green blooded hobgoblin.

On our first meet I will carve my name in the tree we make love under its the kind way I showing u I have a knife!

Trained Respiratory nurse, cute enough to take your breath away and smart enough to bring it back.

Looking for a guy that can fuck me harder than my college course.

Im like a Nintendo 64 classic, fun to play with for hours and every issue blown on and shoved back in.

If the zombie apocalypse ever happens I want to raid the nearest mortuary and tie all the inhabitants shoe laces together and then sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch the fun unfold.

Finally on the subject of nude pics which you so want of me. Just want to remind you of the little movie Titanic, girl gets her nude body sketched by a guy we never heard of, sketch gets locked in a safe on the boat, BOAT SINKS! and her nude sketch still appears 84 years later on television proving no one's safe!

So what you waiting for message me now

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