FabGuys.com: Tarja Kurkela (39) , TV/TS in Mansfield, East Midlands, UK

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"There is a pleasure in the pathless woods

There is a rapture on the lonely shore

There is society, where none intrudes

By the deep Sea, and music in its roar

I love not Man the less, but Nature more".

Soooo what about me then?

Goddess Tarja Kurkela and second year sensual domme mistress training to be a pro mistress I have use of 2 private dungeons that the hire needs to be paid for.

If you want to say my name its 'how can I serve you goddess, or

Tar-juh Kur-ke-la

Older sister to Johanna & Juhani Kurkela.

Born in Kitee Finland but moved to UK when I was 1. Which makes me an ice cold queen with a fiery passion.

Conversion, software version 7.0

Looking at life through the eyes of a tyre hub

Blonde hair blue eyes...god Hitler would have loved me !!

Big tits, nice arse, great tight pussy what's not to like...

OK, OK I will continue...

Minor bug fixes, improved software, performance enhancements, Multilingual support, less crashes and summer tan.

I define myself as a microwave...shiny and cold on the outside and warm on the inside and if you put a baby inside me it won't survive.

Part time Rock Goddess

80s model in white,low mileage,no major accidents, routinely undercarriage is powerwashed,reliable with great crash safety rating,spotless interior, superior performance and handling,sizable dual front airbags,spacious rear cargo,rapid charging battery so no long recharging times required, some slight rear damage and some minor stratches, custom white wrap that for some reason turns red if left out in the sun too long. Leaks sometimes if you get my engine running, needs a steady reliable driver. No test drives.

Favorite colour is clear

Goddess Tarja the last, but certainly not least, bachelorette is a fiery blonde from a dragon guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting fucked in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Goddess Tarja.

As well as that I can tie a cherry stalk with my tongue, did the kessel run in 11 parsecs... in your face Han Solo.

Extremely accurate snowball thrower.

I have a tight pussy.. I mean personality.

Able to ride a cock faster than a nimbus 2000

Won a beauty contest twice, been made bankrupt and been to jail but only in monopoly.

I like my relationships to be like a Nintendo 64 classic. Fun to play with for hours and every issue resolved by blowing on it and shoving it back in.

Im the kinda girl you can take home to mum but blow you on the way there in the car.

Gag reflex as absent as my father.

I have a split personality, don't listen to her.

Had a relationship with mr spock until he two-timed me with lutenant uhuru the green blooded hobgoblin.

If the zombie apocalypse ever happens want to raid the nearest mortuary and tie and the residents shoe laces together and then stand back and watch the fun.

If I ever win the lottery and someone asks where the money came from then my answer would have to be that my bank account number is one digit difference to the HS2 northern line cancelation fund.

Plan to steal the declaration of independence as according to nicholas cage cannot not be that hard.

Once spoke with yoda who told me anal is the path to the dark side. Anal leads to orgasm. Orgasm leads to pleasure. Pleasure leads to mind blown.

The only difference between me and a mosquito is that i wont stop sucking if you slap me.

I don't know who you are yet. I don't know what you want yet. If you are looking for sex I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of oral skills. Oral Skills I have acquired over a very long sex career. Oral skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you let my play with you now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't let me play with you, I will look for you, I will find you and I will wank you.

Second year psychology student so can get in your head before given you head.

I am searching for my Tony Stark because I deserve a superhero who can sweep me off my feet and make witty comebacks

I am a trained nurse so hot enough to take your breath away and skilled enough to give it back.

Finally do love long walks on the beach with whoever I'm with...unless it was the last time when the alcohol wore off and realised I was pulling a broken mannequin around tesco car park.

When the sharpest words wanna cut me down.I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out. I am brave, I am bruised. I am who I'm meant to be, this is me.

So there you have it me in a nutshell Goddess Tarja xxx

And finally...

Look again at that dot that's here

That's home that's us on It everyone you love, everyone you know everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was

Lived out their lives the aggregate of our Joy and suffering, thousands of confident

Religions, ideologies, and Economic doctrines, Every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant,Every young couple in love, Every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer every teacher of

morals, every corrupt politician

Every "superstar, " every "supreme leader" every saint and sinner in

The history of our species Lived there-on a mote of dust Suspended in a sunbeam. That's here that's home that's us"

- Carl Sagan,1994

Goddess Tarja xx

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