Prefer smooth to hairy
I can't accom so please don't ask when you can come round. You can't. Not even for 5 mins and not even at 3am
Will meet outdoors but not if its minus 5, pissing it down, or a force 8 gale. Lets be sensible about this
Won't meet anyone without seeing pictures first. Don't care if you're discreet, anon, whatever you want to call it, still not happening until i've an idea of what you look like
Personal hygeine is an absolute must, if you stink i'm not coming anywhere near you, and i absolutely will let you know if you do
Sorry for the tone, but saves me a lot of time answering the same questions and being disappointed when meeting people
