FabGuys.com: Vanda (50) , TV/TS in Black Country, West Midlands, UK

Pronouns = Burt or Mick.

Star sign = Scorpio

Nationality = 100% PURE WHITE BRITISH

So IM TRANNY-VAN,,VANDA beware of fakes using similar username , yea 10/10 for creativity (eyeroll) be sure to check out my pics first,,

I DONT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS BUT HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

I will happily meet smokers but i do find some heavy smokers or 420 users at my age can suffer from extreme ball bag face (face like a scrotum).

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ASIAN MEN. CALL ME RACIST ALL YOU LIKE! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A F#CK !

IF I HEAR A GUY CALLING HIMSELF DOMINANT I JUST THINK " PRICK "

IF YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME IN THE GYM , , FANCY YOURSELF, , MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO F#CKING FULL OF YOURSELF,, THEN I'LL PROBABLY JUST THINK YOU'RE A C#NT.

80% telescopic monkey nutt

70% donkey stacker

85% radioactive pensioner headbutter

65% tortoise tree nailer

45% 42" television skimmer

65% tepid pigeon skiffler

70% motorway bridge fridge thrower

55% orange & lemon tonsil scraper

85% steak & kidney dickie bird whistler

(Above) = MY VERSION OF THAT BDSM SHIT I KEEP READING,

SORRY TO SOUND HARSH & PICKY I JUST KNOW HOW IT ROLLS ON THESE SITES BY NOW. I WILL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLY POLITE & RELIABLE PEOPLE YOU HAVE COME ACROSS WHEN WE MEET.BUT JUST A FEW THINGS TO GET OUT THE WAY BEFORE WE START .

BEARDS & TIGHT 4SKINS (both stink & harbor bacteria) = NO THANKS

WELL GROOMED WHITE BRITISH GUYS THAT ACCOM EVENINGS= YES PLEASE

121 INTIMATE FUN & FRIENDSHIP WITH TGIRLS ALL RACES= YES PLEASE

FRIEND INVITES WHEN WE HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKE OR YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PICS ? GO ON THEN ,GO & GET THE BIG BLACK PERMANENT MARKER AND I'll LET YOU WRITE "" CUNT "" ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

RICH HIGHLY EDUCATED POMPOUS CLEVERDICKS THAT THINK GOLF COURSE BANTER IS FUNNY,, PASS ME BY!,, RATHER HAVE A REAL MAN, WHITE BRITISH ,SQUADDIE, MMA GUY, BOXER, SCAFFOLDER, BUILDER, MANUAL WORKER THAT HAS GOT FUCK ALL,,,BUZZCUT FLAT NOSE A BONUS,,THUGGISH LOOKS PERFECT MANNERS ,,YUM !

Im strictly bottom "" BUT NOT SUB" " (i like talented friendly guy's) so try to act hard/ bossy grab my face etc,, I WILL PROBABLY END UP CHINING YOU !

BLOKES IN THEIR WIFE'S UNDERWEAR NO WIG OR MAKEUP JUST LOOKS RIDICULOUS WRONG AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING !!

I LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN AND MY TV FRIENDS TO BE GIRLS.

Hope you all find what you are looking for.

Good luck to you all.

All my love,,VandaXx

Hi Sydney if you use my pics I'll get my 6'10" African boyfriend to hold you down,violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies the rest of your life,, Or maybee get Skippy the kangaroo to smash your back doors in & fill you with his baby batter.Xx

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