Man in
Doncaster,
East Midlands,
UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!
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Public videos
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Public photos
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Friends only photos
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Published verifications
Looking For
Couples (MM)
Men
aged 30 to 75 only.
Won't meet smokers.
Meeting
Can
accommodate.
Can
travel.
Arty
53 years old
Bisexual
6'2"
188cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink No tattoos No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Top Caucasian (white)
Interests
1 on 1, Anal, Bears, Bikers, Boots, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Rimming, Uniform
READ THIS FIRST BEFORE YOU START SENDING SILLY QUESTIONS PLEASE.
If I answered all those hundreds HOW'S YOUS everyday, I would be jobless, homeless or maybe even dead. Cut the crap folks or you will be ignored if you are not capable to send a direct simple message, I am not going to marry you so you don't need to know how the fook IS ME.
Time wasters and all other sorts of twats must not apply because I fuckin bite where you won't like it. Only decent guys will be treated with respect .
Into sensual mutual oral pleasures. Not into men in women's clothes please, no twinks or druggies. Meet and find out. Most time on the road and obviously not texting while driving. Questions like ...when next time around or where will be parked ... drives me nuts just because I don't fuckin know, one job at a time -that's how this industry works. Yes I drive huge artic lorry so stop dreaming of me turning up to your culdesac , if you're not prepared to pay a visit where I am parked up then better don't bloody bother me, I have no time for endless chatting.
Another silly question ... what are you looking for... if you that thick then I'm looking for my wallet, if you find bring it to me.
People keep sending friend invites just after reading my verifications, it looks like it attracts all the time wasters like flies on shite. No friend invite be accepted if you have not a single picture of yourself to show...
I am not on here for endless chats but for real fun.I have no time for chatting so please keep it to a minimum or you'll be ignored, I can't afford to hire secretary to answer my messages.
I'm bi married and don't play with phone numbers please don't ask, no exception.
Most popular FAQ's:
Q. How are you this morning?
A. I am fuckin fine today,was fine yesterday and determined to be fine tomorrow.
Q. Do you kiss?
A. Yeah if you don't smoke ,your mouth and teeth meet hygiene standards and your breath don't stink of shit.
Q. Where are you parked?
A. I'm actually most likely driving which pays my bills and not out in the country to be sitting parked up untill someone ask some silly question.
Q. When are you coming back?
A. I dont know
Q. Where will you be parked tonight?
A. I dont fuckin know.
Q. Will you be around next week?
A. I DONT FUCKIN KNOW!!!
Q. Can you come to me now?
A. I am about to hit the block button
