FabGuys.com: Les (66) , Man in LICHFIELD, West Midlands, UK

If I wink at you, I am interested! If you feel the same, then please drop me line! Please READ ALL my profile FIRST.

No 3 or 4 word messages please!

Tell me what you LIKE and WANT and/or ASK me !

I would like US to have consensual, erotic, mutually pleasurable FUN!

I am told I am good with "newbies"... (who show commitment to learn.)

I am kinky, and I will try anything twice!

I like ass play both ways.

I need a deep safe fucking.

I really like giving and receiving oral sex.

I love my toys!

NONE OF THE ABOVE ARE PRE-REQUISITES...well apart from being fucked!

Compromise and understanding are essential.

However, I do not do.... Blood/Extreme pain/Breath play/cutting/CP that leaves marks, and my pet HATE is ! Must be shower fresh and clean inside and out!

I am very genuine, reasonably intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.

I am tolerant towards ALL types of people, even Liverpudlians and short people like myself!

I want to MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE, for hopefully, more than just "good sex", embracing at least friendship, and mutual respect.

If that doesn’t work, let’s just have a damn good time!

Mutual pleasure is the goal.

A shared understanding is important.

I am unshockable, kinky, and open to suggestions and experimentation. Contact me!

Please note:

1. I will send you my "mugshots"...when I reply to your message. I WILL NOT MEET without seeing a picture of your face. As we both know, physical attraction forms a large part of "compatibility"! I made the mistake of "going blind" once...NEVER AGAIN!

2. Please use some imagination! Messages like Hi/How RU/U OK?/U lookin?/HELLO, particularly when the profile is blank and picture-less do little to inspire confidence! Many will be simply ignored.

I usually respond to all messages but this type are just annoying!

I DO NOT DO… "suck and go", "quick wanks", "outside meets" or give or take "anon head"

3. Time wasters will be named and shamed in the future.

4. I am on here for good, clean but naughty fun...

If that is what you like...drop me a line.

Phew...Thanks for getting this far. Sorry to be so pedantic, but at least you now know the type of person I am looking for. I AM ON HERE TO MEET PEOPLE ….Could that be you?

Please START your message with "I WANT SOME MUTUAL FUN”. That way, I will know if you have read the above, without falling asleep! Thanks.

Note to Sydney University and others....

Hi Sydney if you, or anyone uses my pics I'll get my 6'10" boyfriend to hold you down, violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies the rest of your life. Or maybe get Skippy the fucking kangaroo to smash your back doors in, & fill you with his baby batter.Xx

Now the Legal bit.

YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PROFILE OR PICTURES, ORIGINAL OR EDITED IN ANY FORMAT, INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA OF ANY KIND.

IF YOU HAVE OR DO SO, IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY AND OTHER HUMAN RIGHTS. IN THIS CASE YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO LEGAL, CIVIL, (And possibly NON-CIVIL, as above) CONSEQUENCES.

*** Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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