FabGuys.com: BJAndRimmingPro (39) , Man in Goole, East Midlands, UK

MUSK. MISCHIEF. CHERRIES. CREAM. QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.

I’m not looking for a husband, a soulmate, or someone to spend Sunday afternoons comparing curtain colours. I’m on FabGuys for chemistry, attraction, good banter, and the sort of decisions that seem perfectly reasonable right up until the moment you tell your mates about them.

I appreciate masculine men who are comfortable in their own skin, know what they want, and can make me laugh while simultaneously making it difficult for me to think straight. Confidence, cheeky smiles, hairy chests, strong arms, nice beards, and eye contact that lasts a little too long all tend to get my attention.

I’m also partial to musk, mischief, a good set of cherries, a nice ripe banana, and enough charm to convince me that whatever happens next is entirely sensible. Experience suggests it rarely is, but that’s never stopped me before.

I’m a big believer in anticipation. The kind that starts with a look, escalates through entirely innocent conversation, and somehow ends with both of us wondering how things got so out of hand so quickly.

I enjoy good chemistry, good company, and men who can hold an actual conversation. This may sound like a low bar, but after spending time on dating apps I’ve realised it’s apparently an Olympic event.

FABGUYS DISCLAIMER

Before proceeding, please review my verifications.

Statistically speaking, I’m currently operating at a 100% satisfaction rate.

So far nobody has requested a refund.

I also possess the rare and dangerous ability to communicate using complete sentences. I realise this is unusual on FabGuys, where many conversations follow the thrilling format of:

Hi.

Horny?

And then everyone collectively forgets why they opened the app.

LOCATION INFORMATION

I live behind Tesco in Goole, with Morrisons around the corner.

I’m essentially the filling in Britain’s least romantic retail sandwich.

Need milk? Tesco.

Need bread? Morrisons.

Need a verified FabGuy with positive reviews, questionable decision-making skills, and excellent convenience links?

Conveniently located between the two.

My neighbours must think I’m running some sort of highly specialised membership club. They regularly see men arrive looking nervous and leave carrying a meal deal and the thousand-yard stare of somebody who has made several unexpected life choices in a very short period of time.

I’m independent, mobile, and live with spina bifida, hydrocephalus, and cerebral palsy. My conditions don’t define me. They just mean I occasionally need to pace myself and pick my adventures wisely. Other than that, I’m just a normal bloke who enjoys good conversation, good company, and occasionally becoming somebody’s questionable decision of the week.

Discretion is appreciated.

Drama isn’t.

If hot weather makes you reckless, we’ll probably get along very well.

Have a look through the verifications, say hello, and if you’re currently typing Tesco Goole into Google Maps, don’t worry.

You’re not the first.

You’re definitely not the last.

P.S. If you’re wondering whether the cherries and banana references are metaphors, the answer is yes. If you’re wondering whether I’m going to explain them, the answer is no.

Some mysteries are best investigated in person.

Besides, everybody deserves the chance to become somebody’s questionable decision of the week.

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