PLEASE BE ABLE TO ACCOMODATE
If you send an initial message please make it more than just a grunt of "lets fuck" "are you free to meet me" "hiya" please take the time to say more than a few words barely making a sentence! Iy's a turn-off! I don't need your life history but please just tell me a little about yourself, and after having first read my profile. Thanks xx
Ideally you need to be able to safely and discreetly accom. If partnered or married I am most unlikely to meet unless they are aware you might be "entertaining" or are away, not just out at work for the day.
Looking for someone who enjoys one on one intimacy from a mature tactile man who can relax a willing bottom or eagerly take a horny top who knows how to slowly and intimately use and seduce a mature man over and over.
I will meet tops, bottoms and versatile guys. Gay or bi, single or with a partner or a friend of either sex, and whatever age.
I enjoy kissing, rimming (only clean guys need apply!) and oral and anal, not averse to watersports or intimate douche play if the shower is to hand but not into pain or , sorry.
I DO NOT DO RANDOM QUICKIES NOR INSTANT MEETS without notice or chatting on here to get to know first.
I am looking for unhurried sensual sex, intimacy and exploration to journey to orgasm and not averse to kink, I never judge, its always good to try something different on the menu, and perhaps come back for another helping or two whilst in the restaurant!
I am a partnered, not out, bi, professional man. I am looking for unhurried discreet fun, with discreet guys.
All ages have their attraction, irrespective of shoe size.
PET HATES:
1 guys that don't reply to a message, it's just plain rude.
2 guys who can only string 3 words together in a message
3 guys who live 10,000 miles away and just need the flight money.
4 guys having no photos available. No photo means no meet.
5 guys with very old or unclear hazy photos
6 guys with profile pics in grubby looking clothes (huge exception to guys in building etc workwear, huge turn on!), nor with a grubby looking cock, ass, nails or bedsheets, or backgrounds of a dirty or messy room
7 guys who have not read my profile.
I prefer to meet at yours, if safe for you to do so, or sometimes a hotel, but I do not meet in the woods, on the moonlit beach, behind rocks or in the bushes,in caves nor in cupboards, nor car parks, and not in public toilets, in cars, vans or lorries, nor in shopping trollies, or up trees, lampposts or flagpoles, and not behind the shed or in a field.
Let's initially chat here, so that we get to know, or ion kik or eventually WhatsApp and arrange to meet safely, ideally at yours if comfortable, maybe just sit and chat over a drink or cuppa, before we soon then move to enjoy sex.
I am not looking for a relationship but equally not into one offs or random quickies, I need to click so to have a mental as well as a physical connection so the sex is more enjoyable and fun.
Message me or send me a wink if interested, I will always reply.
I have no defined type so please do not be shy to contact me!
If you managed to get this far, well done! You deserve a medal!
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LEGAL NOTICE (Ha! Really?)!!
Well, to whom it may concern, you are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing (electronically, or by smoke signals or semaphore), or by taking any other action (including making jelly) with regard to this profile and its content, including, but not limited to, my photos, (especially the one of my left buttock).
The foregoing prohibitions, unenforceable as they are, also apply to your employer, all relatives living or dead, and all pets (including, but not restricted to, goldfish, hamsters and budgies).
The content of this profile is private, or was until you just read it, so the violation of my personal privacy, especially of my naughty parts, is most likely not punishable by law, but instead might mean unhurried sex.
It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice to this (with subtitles) and if you do not post such a statement then you are indirectly allowing public use of items contained here such as any blurred grainy dark photos.
No permission is granted or implied to any entity, person or persons, nor for that matter to any lemmings, lobsters, kangaroos, butterflies or indeed squirells, to use, copy, reproduce or refer to any part of this profile, for any use whatsoever, including for the purposes of research of any kind, be it sex psychology, cooking, cricket, the study of icebergs or of cloud formations, either now, or in the future or in the past, in this life or the next.
The use of any of my underwear will constitute a privacy violation and or IP infringement, and will be met with legal action (or inaction) in the bedroom.
To: Sydney University, Hogwarts, and St Trinians, and all those other institutions clearly not using this or any associated site for assisting its projects, you do not have permission from myself or my ego to use any part of this profile content in any form, now or in the future, in this world or the next, but if you do, please enjoy doing so! X
