PLEASE BE ABLE TO ACCOMODATE
Not looking to fuck my way around the site so only want to connect with genuine people, so please take the time to read my profile :-)
If you send an initial message please make it more than just a lazy "lets fuck" "are you free to meet" or "hi".
Please take the time to say more than a few words barely making a sentence! It's a turn-off!
I am not asking for a ten page essay but tell me a little about yourself, or else something horny or funny but please, only after having first taken the time to read my profile. Thank you.
I am looking for someone who enjoys one on one intimacy from a mature and very tactile man.
I will meet tops, bottoms and versatile guys. Gay or bi, single or with a partner or friend of either sex, and whatever age, I have no defined "type", so please message me after reading my profile if attracted.
I enjoy kissing, rimming (only clean guys need apply!) oral and anal, not averse to watersports or intimate douche play if the shower is to hand(!) but not into pain or , sorry.
I DO NOT DO RANDOM QUICKIES NOR INSTANT MEETS without notice or chatting on here to get to know first.
I am looking for unhurried sensual sex, intimacy and exploration to journey to orgasm and not averse to kink, I never judge, its always good to try something different on the menu, and perhaps come back for another helping or two whilst in the restaurant!
I am a partnered, not out, bi, professional man, just looking for discreet fun, with discreet guys.
All ages have their attraction, irrespective of shoe size.
PET HATES:
1 guys that don't reply to a message, it's just plain rude.
2 guys who can only string 3 words together in a message
3 guys after a sugar daddy.
4 guys with no photos available. No photo = no meet.
5 guys with very old or unclear foggy or blurry photos
6 guys with profile pics taken in grubby clothes (huge exception to guys in manual workwear, a huge turn on!).
7 guys with grubby/smelly cocks, asses, teeth, or nails not to mention an unclean bed, or accomodation.
8 guys who have not read my profile.
I prefer to meet at yours, if safe for you to do so, or sometimes a hotel, but I do not meet in the woods, on the moonlit beach, behind rocks or in the bushes,in caves nor in cupboards, nor car parks, and not in public toilets, in cars, vans or lorries, nor in shopping trollies, or up trees, lampposts or flagpoles, and not behind the shed or in a field.
So an initial chat here, so we get to know, and if we both feel attracted and a connection, arrange to meet, ideally at yours, if both comfortable with that, sit and chat/flirt over a drink/cuppa, before we both get down to sex.
I am not looking for a relationship but equally not into one offs or random quickies, cum then push out the door! Sorry but I need to click so to have a mental as well as the physical connection, so the sex is more enjoyable and fun.
Message me or send me a wink if interested, I will always reply.
As I said alrrady, I have no defined type so please do not be shy to contact me!
If you managed to get this far, well done! You deserve a medal!
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LEGAL NOTICE (Ha! Really?)!!
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The foregoing prohibitions, unenforceable as they are, also apply to your employer, all relatives living or dead, and all pets (including, but not restricted to, goldfish, hamsters and budgies).
The content of this profile is private, or was until you just read it, so the violation of my personal privacy, especially my naughty bits, is most likely not punishable by law.
It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice to this (with subtitles) as if you do not post such a statement then you are indirectly allowing public use of items contained here such as any blurry foggy dark photos.
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The use of any of my profile or underwear will constitute a privacy violation and or IP infringement, and will be met with legal action in the bedroom.
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Kik: Womblerish
