Upfront:
I never do instant meets, thank you.
I am not looking to screw my way through this site and only want to connect with genuine interesting guys or couples.
When you send an initial message, please make it interesting, perhaps say a little about yourself or something funny.
I am looking for someone who enjoys connecting with one on one unhurried intimacy and conversation.
I have no defined "type", so please message me after reading my profile if attracted.
I enjoy kissing, rimming (only clean guys need apply!) oral and anal, not averse to watersports or intimate douche play if the shower is to hand(!) light bdsm is fun but not into real pain or marks or .
I DO NOT DO INSTANT MEETS AND CANNOT MEET AT WEEKENDS.
I am looking for unhurried sensual sex, intimacy and exploration to journey to orgasm and not averse to kink, I never judge, its always good to try something different on the menu, and perhaps come back for another helping or two whilst enjoying a starter, main or pudding!
I am a bi, professional man, not out, just looking for discreet fun, with discreet guys.
All ages have their attraction, irrespective of shoe size.
PET HATES:
1 guys that don't reply to a message (it's plain rude).
2 guys who can only string 3 words together in their messages
3 guys after a sugar daddy.
4 guys with no photos available (no photo = no meet).
5 guys with only very old or unclear foggy/blurry photos (no excuse)
6 guys with pics in grubby surroundings, or grubby clothes (huge exception though if you are in manual workwear! Nice!).
7 guys with grubby cocks, asses, teeth, or nails not to mention an unclean bed, or accomodation.
8 guys who have not read my profile.
Ideally please be able to accommodate to meet at yours, if safe for you to do so, or else a hotel.
I do not meet in the woods, on the beach, behind rocks or bushes,in caves nor in cupboards, nor car parks, public toilets, cars, vans or lorries, nor in shopping trollies, or up trees, lampposts or flagpoles.
So an initial chat here, and if we both feel a connection, arrange to meet, if both comfortable sit, chat and flirt over a drink/cuppa, before we both get intimate and naked.
I am not looking for a relationship but equally not into one offs or random quickies, or cum and go sex! I need to click so to have a mental as well as physical connection, so hopefully then the sex is more enjoyable and fun.
Message me or send me a wink if interested, I will always reply.
I have no defined type so please do not be shy to make contact!
If you managed to get this far, well done! You deserve a medal!
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LEGAL NOTICE (Ha! Really?)!!
Well, to whom it may concern, you are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing (electronically or by smoke signals), or by taking any other action (including making wobbly jelly) with regard to this profile and its content, including, but not limited to, my photos (you must be desperate if you do).
The foregoing prohibitions, unenforceable as they are, also apply to your employer, all relatives living or dead, and all pets (including, but not restricted to, goldfish, hamsters and budgies).
The content of this profile is private, or was until you just read it, so any alleged violation of my personal bits on here is, most likely, not punishable by law, only in the bedroom.
It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice to this (with subtitles) as if you do not post such a statement then you are indirectly allowing public use of your blurry photos.
No permission is granted or implied to any entity, person or persons, including all lemmings, lobsters, kangaroos, butterflies and squirells, to use, copy, reproduce or refer to any part of this profile, for any use whatsoever, including for the purposes of research of any kind, be it sex psychology, cooking, cricket, the study of icebergs or of cloud formations, either now, or in the future, in this life or the next.
The use of any of my profile (or indeed my underwear for that matter) will constitute a privacy violation and or IP infringement, and will be met with legal action in the bedroom.
To: Sydney University, Hogwarts, and St Trinians, and all those other institutions clearly not using this site for assisting in its research projects, you do not have permission from myself or my ego to use any part of this profile content in any form, now or in the future, but if you do, please enjoy and I hope you have a nice time doing so.
Kik: Womblerish
