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**STI free - last test results 23/12/23**
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**Fully Pfizer vaccinated, incl. boosters, plus M-pox x2**
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TL;DR — Me = laidback / discreet / welcoming / bearded / clean / STI free / sucker / swallower / facial receiver — You = laidback / discreet / welcoming / horny / clean / STI free / suckee / facial giver / medium to large cock / heavy cummer — Never = anal / barebackers / drugs / pain / humiliation / cam
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Hi and thanks for looking at my profile.
I'm a friendly, laid-back, down-to-earth, honest and optimistic professional guy with a functioning brain and a generous sense of humour. Can be a bit shy initially, but generally very sociable, amiable and up for a good time. Drama and attitude free. Genuine and always respectful. I'm stocky and moderately hairy all over, with a shaved head and a medium sized, clean and conditioned beard. Approximately 12st and working out regularly in order to tone a stubborn dad bod. Also have a trimmed and cheerful semi-cut 6x5in plaything down below. However, please note that I am not always able to get/stay hard due to blood pressure meds.
Previously in a straight long term relationship (now happily single) but have always had a closeted penchant for all things phallic. In recent years I have begun to take some eager but tentative steps towards becoming more experienced in the pleasurable field of cock fondling and I’ve come to realise that I really love taking my time worshipping and wanking/sucking a nice tumescent member until its flavourful essence is released for me to enjoy. I love swallowing (with the added benefit of avoiding a mess to clean up afterwards) but a wank session with a body cumshot or messy facial is just as lovely… perhaps even hotter, come to think of it. Enthusiastic and increasingly proficient deep-throating trainee. Have managed to swallow all guys so far balls deep.
I’m primarily attracted to cock, not men in general, so my happy place is on my knees between your legs - you just stand up/sit down/lie back in a state of relaxed bliss and let me get to work. Happy to provide one-way service but open to reciprocation depending on what I hanker for on the day. Also open to both quick cum ’n’ go meets or more relaxed sessions with body contact, frotting, kissing (if it feels right and I’m in the right mood). Not interested in pain, humiliation, hardsports or anything anal, including rimming/fingering. Keen to one day experience more than one willing cock simultaneously aimed at my face. I don’t mind a bit of trimmed pubic hair but play only with clean cocks and balls! I’m always freshly showered before a meet and so should you be. I don’t meet with barebackers or those who do (nothing personal).
If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask. Note that for personal and professional reasons I prefer not to share a face pic until a meet is on the cards. Occasionally able to accommodate in a private flat but will also gladly travel for the right guy. A ‘social’ meet somewhere neutral for a coffee/drink and a stroll before we agree to get down to business can be nice, just to see if we ‘click’, and I won’t take offence if we don’t and nothing happens. If I write you a message I would appreciate a reply, even if only a 'no thanks'. Being polite costs nothing. If I wink it means I like what I see.
A regular discreet buddy who likes to be sucked and played with would be great. Friendship and hanging out non-sexually is good too. I enjoy a chat but don’t do phone sex or webcam, so please don’t ask. I’m very selective with my meets. Note that I can’t always meet at the drop of a hat and that despite being logged on for long periods of time I’m not always able to reply quickly. I have a demanding job so weekend meets are easier/preferred, although quicker weekday meets for you to get sucked, shoot your load and leave are sometimes possible early mornings or evenings.
Do love:
* Thick cocks (natch)
* Heavy balls
* Large helmets
* Heavy cummers
* Big flaccid cocks
* CMNM (me clothed)
* Charming personalities
* Shy guys
* A sense of humour
* Mature gentlemen (60+)
* Informative profiles
* Kindness
Don’t love:
* Arseholes (both literal and proverbial ones)
* Dirty/long nails
* Poor personal hygiene (incl. oral hygiene)
* Rude, aggressive, or coercive behaviour
* Poor manners
* Txt speak or monosyllabic messages
* Barebackers
* Chems/drugs
* Xenophobes
So, if you are a patient, discreet, gentle, kind and relaxed man with an exhibitionistic streak and a generously sized, well proportioned and aesthetically pleasing tonsil-tickler in need of servicing, don’t be shy! Send this dedicated cock fetishist a little message (more than one sentence please). In desperate need of a blowjob? I’m your man! Non-smoking, inexperienced, shy, married, guy-next-door, big-helmeted cum-cannons move to the top of the heap. Body shape, race, age, and so on, are of minor importance, as long as we both feel comfortable with each other, and are respectful of boundaries. Because of my primary and visual attraction to cock I do appreciate a pic or more of your pride and joy before a meet. My preference is for cocks larger than mine (6x5in), or at least thicker; in validated inches not “internet” inches, please. If the above sounds like you I would love to do my best to tease ropey jets of jizz from your laden testicles and engorged member to jaw-dropping effect. I’ll even bring my own knee pads.
Hope to hear from you soon!
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