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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve always been a bit of a humper. Humped the mattress, humped the pillows, humped rolled up duvet, you name it I’ve humped it.

Anyone else?

When I get to point of no return I am in hipbucking auto-pilot mode and my brain takes over my hips and bum and I am rhythmically humping myway into orgasm

Anyone else like this?

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By *wink Lover400Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just get a twink mate, feels better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get a twink mate, feels better. "

I bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun."

I can say that’s something I wouldn’t hump. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I’m the only humper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about it mate. i've gone through stages like that . I think its just how your body would feel the muscles moving that intensifies the urge to be able to cum and how the body responds to your thoughts . I look at it as another form of masturbation . Its totally natural and harmless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry about it mate. i've gone through stages like that . I think its just how your body would feel the muscles moving that intensifies the urge to be able to cum and how the body responds to your thoughts . I look at it as another form of masturbation . Its totally natural and harmless "

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve always been a bit of a humper. you name it I’ve humped it."

Rotten watermelon ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it, I do it all the time makes me feel more feminine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Dyson"

Mmm could be interesting

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By *inchesterGuyMan
over a year ago

Winchester

I love humping to orgasm, especially when I have a lot of sperm stored up, it takes longer to cum when I hump as opposed to wank, so it builds and builds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a humper when I was first discovering orgasms. I’m not sure why I stopped, now I think of it. It always felt so good and reading your post made me really horny and fancy doing it again.

The thought of you humping me is a big turn on as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking back I’m pretty sure this was my first experience of sexual stirrings in my youth.

Would watching Valerie Singleton and Blue Peter have that effect on a young lad?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Humpers of the worlds lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun."

Lol. No thanks

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By *amesjjones2020Man
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s been a while in fairness.

But used to hump pillows, the bed, sofa, blow up doll and more recently the fleshlight.

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By *handhandyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun."

You get a real buzz using a wasps nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun.

You get a real buzz using a wasps nest "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s been a while in fairness.

But used to hump pillows, the bed, sofa, blow up doll and more recently the fleshlight. "
. Especially loved gimping the electric blanket all warm and horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm a humper, gets me very turned on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love watching people hump pillows etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love it also mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an amazing wank last night,as I was lying in bed,

Most slap bang on my face. Self facial...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had an amazing wank last night,as I was lying in bed,

Most slap bang on my face. Self facial...

"

Mmmmm any more life long humpers here?

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By *opmaster62Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was doing that at the age of 14. I've since progressed to grown men. Especially older fatties. Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to wrap satin panties or a sheer stocking round my cock and lie on the bed watching porn. My hard cock rubbing against the material feeling better and better until I cum. Try and time it with the cum shot on the porn and it feels great cumming hands free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey!

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By *tan1252Man
over a year ago

Sudbury

I like to get a fleshlight between a couple of bulky pillows; plenty of lube; makes for a lovely hump!.

In my teens (pre modern toys) , I put a sandwich bag between a couple of car cleaning sponges and held it together with elastic bands; cooking oil as lube.

Got that idea from the old hippie magazine “Oz”.

I’ve been kinky for a long time!

Keep on humping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to get a fleshlight between a couple of bulky pillows; plenty of lube; makes for a lovely hump!.

In my teens (pre modern toys) , I put a sandwich bag between a couple of car cleaning sponges and held it together with elastic bands; cooking oil as lube.

Got that idea from the old hippie magazine “Oz”.

I’ve been kinky for a long time!

Keep on humping!"

Sweet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had an amazing wank last night,as I was lying in bed,

Most slap bang on my face. Self facial...

"

Nice buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had an amazing wank last night,as I was lying in bed,

Most slap bang on my face. Self facial...

"

Nice buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey!"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have now got the hump, in a manner of speaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have now got the hump, in a manner of speaking "

Why bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's how I achieved my first orgasm as a teen. Even now, I'd still quite like the idea to be dry humped by someone. Underwear on, let them use me to orgasm - but without the actual penetration. I'm sure as a fetish it's called something, other than 'humpee' I guess. If anyone knows… lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's how I achieved my first orgasm as a teen. Even now, I'd still quite like the idea to be dry humped by someone. Underwear on, let them use me to orgasm - but without the actual penetration. I'm sure as a fetish it's called something, other than 'humpee' I guess. If anyone knows… lol. "

Humpee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love a good hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was late teen,’sister had this lathe stuffed camel that I humped till orgasim

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By *eff101Man
over a year ago

Reading

Its how I first reached orgasm and I still do it every so often.

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By *astender1972Man
over a year ago

essex

When I was younger I used to hump between the cushions on my parents settee and blame the dogs when I cum

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By *ethtgirlMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love to hump anything wrapped in plastic, but only because I don't have a local boyfriend.


"Looks like I’m the only humper"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger I used to hump between the cushions on my parents settee and blame the dogs when I cum"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s been a while in fairness.

But used to hump pillows, the bed, sofa, blow up doll and more recently the fleshlight. "

It’s the best

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By *speedoMan
over a year ago

eastbourne


"I’ve always been a bit of a humper. Humped the mattress, humped the pillows, humped rolled up duvet, you name it I’ve humped it.

Anyone else?

When I get to point of no return I am in hipbucking auto-pilot mode and my brain takes over my hips and bum and I am rhythmically humping myway into orgasm

Anyone else like this?"

I tried it several times but when I’ve been banned from Furniture Village now

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By *ucy101TV/TS
over a year ago

sussex

I used to use a jar of warm liver stuck in the fence

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By *ommybluesmanMan
over a year ago

methil

I had a guy on cam humping his pillow

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By *ommybluesmanMan
over a year ago

methil

I'd love to use a blow up doll with another guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was licking the wife's pussy I had her satin pants wrapped round my cock humping the bed.

Just as she was cumming I filled them with spunk. Felt amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to get a fleshlight between a couple of bulky pillows; plenty of lube; makes for a lovely hump!.

In my teens (pre modern toys) , I put a sandwich bag between a couple of car cleaning sponges and held it together with elastic bands; cooking oil as lube.

Got that idea from the old hippie magazine “Oz”.

I’ve been kinky for a long time!

Keep on humping!"

Yeah. I tried the diy fleshlight.

Then bought an actual flashlight.

Bought a new insert for it as I destroyed it.

Then another.

Eventually got a full sized sex doll. Broke her! ( lol ) So got a replacement.

- I don't consider myself a big, heavy or violent lover.

L

Keeps me mostly satisfied.

Sexier than my ex wife. A tad more communicative too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I was licking the wife's pussy I had her satin pants wrapped round my cock humping the bed.

Just as she was cumming I filled them with spunk. Felt amazing."

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have under the counter fridge and freezer the gap between them and the workshop is just right to get my cock in and hump standing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have under the counter fridge and freezer the gap between them and the workshop is just right to get my cock in and hump standing up "

Lol nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else?

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By *ihusband123Man
over a year ago

Aughton Holborn hill

Before we were married my wife made me hump her leg for the first two years of our relationship….. looking back I quite enjoyed being denied full sex.

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

Horsham/Crawley/Gatwick


"Before we were married my wife made me hump her leg for the first two years of our relationship….. looking back I quite enjoyed being denied full sex. "

Are you sure she even noticed?

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Got a fuckbuddie who likes to dry hump, he's only gone and broke his cock doing it, now when he gets hard he's in immense pain and his cock goes a really weird angle, idiot went to see a doctor about it but chickened out when he found out to fix it he would require injections going into his cock.

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By *speedoMan
over a year ago

eastbourne


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun."

One up in stinging nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I used to fold my pillow and fuck that lol

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By *heeks42Man
over a year ago

Northwood

If I'm alone in a hotel, I never leave a pillow unhumped!

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By *uvfeetluvcock2Man
over a year ago

Sunningdale

Don’t mind a hump now and then…pillow works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with humping do it often

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By *enry77Man
over a year ago

North Ayrshire

Humped neighbours pillow and the end of her bed when looking after her house. Enhanced by wearing her panties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a naked hump

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By *orkCoastMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.


"Just get a twink mate, feels better. "

A nice tight bubble butt, sucking the cum out of your balls deep into their belly.....

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By *inchesterGuyMan
over a year ago

Winchester


"Looks like I’m the only humper lol "

If I have really been withholding my cum (like a week or more) I do like humping against my bed until climax. It feels amazing and I imagine there is someone underneath me. I also love being humped against but few seem interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to get my cock against someone and hump them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your pillow with pleasure Hump me 24/7 with pleasure x

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By *inchesterGuyMan
over a year ago

Winchester

I prefer that the other guy does the humping....it's been ages. Last time was about three years ago, a nerdy little young student (who's normally a bottom) did it after I asked him to. I was on my stomach and he humped for about five minutes on top of me, then he sped up and finally my crack got very wet while he held still and went "ahh"...its the sexiest thing a guy can do to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer that the other guy does the humping....it's been ages. Last time was about three years ago, a nerdy little young student (who's normally a bottom) did it after I asked him to. I was on my stomach and he humped for about five minutes on top of me, then he sped up and finally my crack got very wet while he held still and went "ahh"...its the sexiest thing a guy can do to me."

I agree. Makes you feel like a sexual object...good for one thing only...I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer that the other guy does the humping....it's been ages. Last time was about three years ago, a nerdy little young student (who's normally a bottom) did it after I asked him to. I was on my stomach and he humped for about five minutes on top of me, then he sped up and finally my crack got very wet while he held still and went "ahh"...its the sexiest thing a guy can do to me."
. Nice

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By *esPleaseDaddyMan
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Just get a twink mate, feels better. "

For both parties

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)

I'm currently on holiday in Spain, arranged a meet through Fabguys and ended up humping his slippery ass crack. Most satisfying.

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over a year ago

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By *ndenaMan
over a year ago

upminster

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By *ndenaMan
over a year ago

upminster

Happened long time ago when my uncle came home from his break from navy.

Every morning I walk around him while he was lying in guest bed, he grabs me and pulls me to bed. Then huggs me from behind so tightly.

I thought that he was fun wrestling with me as he makes me wiggle by tickling my chest and arm oits while hugging feom behid.

But, more action around his hips against my then puppy fat bum rather than wrestling.

It took couple of times of his visit to realise what was going on at that time. Only at that point when I saw wetness on his shorts when he let me go from his grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sounds very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some nice dry humping

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By *ndenaMan
over a year ago

upminster


"He sounds very naughty"

He was very.....

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By *i Guy BedMan
over a year ago

Cologne

Can’t beat a bit of dry humping while getting frisky on the sofa!

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By *inchesterGuyMan
over a year ago

Winchester

If you’re under 40 please come and hump my brains out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re under 40 please come and hump my brains out. "
. Haha

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By *illie10Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"Just get a twink mate, feels better. "
I really did laugh out loud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t beat a bit of dry humping while getting frisky on the sofa! "
. Agree buddy

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By *atirical DesiresMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How about hump a wasp nest. Its kinda fun."

.

Yeah, I get a buzz out of doing that.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ubbledude2001Man
over a year ago

Limerick

One time I hummed my mattress until I came everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get a twink mate, feels better. "

Totally agree x

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By *owalskiMan
over a year ago

Addlestone


"I’ve always been a bit of a humper. Humped the mattress, humped the pillows, humped rolled up duvet, you name it I’ve humped it.

Anyone else?

When I get to point of no return I am in hipbucking auto-pilot mode and my brain takes over my hips and bum and I am rhythmically humping myway into orgasm

Anyone else like this?"

No.

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By *aul55mMan
over a year ago

leeds

When I was first into wanking used to hump all the time.

Mattress. Pillow. Sofa. Progressed to blow up doll.

Always take a face flannel with me when away in hotel so there's no stain on bed

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By *J63Man
over a year ago

Newtown

One summer in NY I saw a young man in shorts, on a single camp bed in Union Sq humping the bed. He clearly had been there for a long time and his slow humping was sending spasms thru his body as he edged.

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

Horsham/Crawley/Gatwick


"One time I hummed my mattress until I came everywhere lol "

You hum it, I'll play it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One time I hummed my mattress until I came everywhere lol

You hum it, I'll play it "
haha

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By *ndsotobedMan
over a year ago

Towcester

I bought big feather pillows. Like to hump them slowly with a condom on, my cock between them. I like looking at twinks-that really makes me cum.

I get a twink now n then. Get him laid face down with the pillows holding his bottom up for my tongue then my cock.

That’s also my fav position, the top laid on my back, my cock pressed into the big pillows. His cock as deep in me as it will go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought big feather pillows. Like to hump them slowly with a condom on, my cock between them. I like looking at twinks-that really makes me cum.

I get a twink now n then. Get him laid face down with the pillows holding his bottom up for my tongue then my cock.

That’s also my fav position, the top laid on my back, my cock pressed into the big pillows. His cock as deep in me as it will go "

Humping sure was lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have humped my puffy coat

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over a year ago

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By *ischaTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Have humped my puffy coat "

Your puffy coat sounds lovely, if you two aren’t seeing each other at the moment do you mind if I take it on a date? I’ll have it back home before midnight, I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like hump anything I can and cum in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes definitely up for some humping from time to time. It was humping some pillows that I had my first ever orgasm. Now sometimes hump rolled up duvet or pillows when I can't find any fun. I know it's not hands free, but a slip a lubed up plastic bag between two pillows or similar, to make a simulated pussy / ass, and fuck it until I cum. Always shoot a bigger load this way than when having a wank. Maybe it's the simulation of sex that's just a bigger turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some silicone tubing i use with a bit of lube

Love to tape it to the bench in the shed bench

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over a year ago

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By *orny7419Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush

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By *r BitMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

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By *r BitMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush "

So like this done to me.

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By *enry77Man
over a year ago

North Ayrshire


"Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush "

I enjoy doing this a lot and so do the guys and women whose cracks I shoot into

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By *ukguyMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush

So like this done to me. "

Me too

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By *iggreenockMan
over a year ago

Greenock

I'll never forget dry humping a girlfriend both fully clothed when I was about 15. Wasn't expecting to cum but boy did I blow a huge load in my boxers. Felt fucking amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some silicone tubing i use with a bit of lube

Love to tape it to the bench in the shed bench "
. Nice pal

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Your in Westminster, surely you can find a politician to hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve always been a bit of a humper. Humped the mattress, humped the pillows, humped rolled up duvet, you name it I’ve humped it.

Anyone else?

When I get to point of no return I am in hipbucking auto-pilot mode and my brain takes over my hips and bum and I am rhythmically humping myway into orgasm

Anyone else like this?"

Definitely a humper here.

I’ve done the same folds in a duvet, between pillows, cushions, rubber glove lubed in a paper tube, under the toilet seat if I can I will hump it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was exactly the same and had forgotten I did this until I read this threat!


"I used to be a humper when I was first discovering orgasms. I’m not sure why I stopped, now I think of it. It always felt so good and reading your post made me really horny and fancy doing it again.

The thought of you humping me is a big turn on as well "

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By *ockloversuckMan
over a year ago

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My dog does it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog does it!"
pmsl

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use to doit, when I was 12-13, grew out of it as wanking was easier and more stimulating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush

So like this done to me. "
mmm

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By *aul55mMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Use to doit, when I was 12-13, grew out of it as wanking was easier and more stimulating. "

Same here until I read this thread and it brought back happy memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rediscovered this pleasure with my Chinese fuck buddy at the weekend.

Both of us lathered in baby oil, our bodies humping each other in a very close embrace.

Super erotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love humping. Pillows with you fleshlight in between.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Bbottom123Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Love my cock between cheeks of a hot ass. No penetration. Just hump the crack and shoot all over. Lush "

I've been looking for a top to do this to me forever. Just have my crack oiled up and away you go until you cum all over it.

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By *ayne King100Man
over a year ago

Gosport

Can I volunteer, love being humped

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway

Years ago I would fill a marigold glove with Nivea cream. Put it between the cushion seat and the base of a chair then slip my cock inside the glove and hump away.

I love watching porn of girls humping teddy bears and other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my teens I used to grind away in bed until I came. Would then just lie in the puddle until I fell asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was in my teens I used to grind away in bed until I came. Would then just lie in the puddle until I fell asleep. "
. This

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By *ustPeekinMan
over a year ago

Alresford

Yup. That rings a bell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I volunteer, love being humped"
hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love humping. Pillows with you fleshlight in between."
. Lovely

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By *westMan
over a year ago

Hull

When I was a lot younger I used to hang on and hump the bottom bannister on the stairs where we lived.

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By *ldderMan
over a year ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks. Lymington spar

I know something that needs regular humping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humped as a teen,and always got a tingle climbing lampposts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hadn’t done it for years then about three weeks ago jumped the bed, you’re right I had forgotten how good it is.

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By *aughty ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

hornchurch

hump a tranny, if you can a naughty one like me your in for a treat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hadn’t done it for years then about three weeks ago jumped the bed, you’re right I had forgotten how good it is. "
. It’s fucking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being held tight with a guy behind me / ontop as he humps and grinds away at me furiously

Especially if he's a fatty

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By *orny Polyamorous GuyMan
over a year ago

Buckden

Can hump me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger, all the time! I used to absolutely love it. Thinking I should give it another go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger, all the time! I used to absolutely love it. Thinking I should give it another go!"
. Lovely.

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By *iggreenockMan
over a year ago

Greenock

Had an incredibly intense orgasm dry humping an ex girlfriend. Remember being a bit shocked and astonished at the amount of cum in my boxers

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By *ustPeekinMan
over a year ago

Alresford


"Had an incredibly intense orgasm dry humping an ex girlfriend. Remember being a bit shocked and astonished at the amount of cum in my boxers "

That brings back memories. I had a girlfriend who just loved humping and making me cum in my pants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had an incredibly intense orgasm dry humping an ex girlfriend. Remember being a bit shocked and astonished at the amount of cum in my boxers

That brings back memories. I had a girlfriend who just loved humping and making me cum in my pants!"
. Stained pants from hunping. Yes I remember those well

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By *eardedfella76Man
2 weeks ago

London Essex


"I used to be a humper when I was first discovering orgasms. I’m not sure why I stopped, now I think of it. It always felt so good and reading your post made me really horny and fancy doing it again.

The thought of you humping me is a big turn on as well "
. Same buddy

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Seaton


"Before we were married my wife made me hump her leg for the first two years of our relationship….. looking back I quite enjoyed being denied full sex. "

Did she throw sticks for you too?

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 weeks ago

Medway

It's another form of masturbating mate.

I used to get a marigold glove with hand cream inside it. Put it between the cushion and chair and slide my cock inside and fucked it till I orgasmed.

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By *enry77Man
2 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

I used to hump neighbours pillow wearing her knickers when i looked after her cat

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By *luteus maxMan
2 weeks ago

North of Havant

I had a guy hump me the other day. I lay face down on the bed, and he fucked me while I was prostrate. It was a great sensation, and it seemed to stimulate my prostate. I want to experience it again, but most guys seem to want to fuck doggie fashion, or with me on my back with my legs over their shoulders. Both of those are great, but, as they say, variety is the spice of life,

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By *iind69Man
2 weeks ago

Wigston

Loved doing this too

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By *imonJohnsonMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

The orgasm is more intense I think when humping especially if cum on your underwear.

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By *imon400.1Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

I tried when younger. Just didn't get anything off it.

Just my opinion but unless it's a fanny or arse then there's no point.

Stick to good ol' wanking. But if it gets you off. Hump away.

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By *ockFunUpmMan
2 weeks ago

Upminster

These days I'm a sleep humper, tend to sleep on my side with one leg wrapped around rolled up duvet. Plenty of "evidence" when I wake that I've been humping. Woke up a few weeks back in the middle of aggressively humping said duvet in the throws of cumming, fucking amazing orgasm it was too.

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By *imon400.1Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *imon400.1Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

My jack Russell dog was a humper.. especially a little stuffed pink pig he'd shag senseless.

Then I had his bollocks chopped and he stopped.

Perhaps that's what some of you randy bastards need. Hehehe

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By *astenotimeMan
2 weeks ago

here and there

Two cheap bath sponges with a slit in the middle. Back to back on flat side.

Push through a gossamer Lidl plastic fruit bag, well lubed . Outside covered in opening.

Lift mattress, place between mattress and base, kneel on floor and fuck it.

That's what my friend Tarquin does.

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By *iggreenockMan
2 weeks ago

Greenock


"I used to hump neighbours pillow wearing her knickers when i looked after her cat"

Looking after the neighbours pussy. I've done that before

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By *eardedfella76Man
1 week ago

London Essex


"These days I'm a sleep humper, tend to sleep on my side with one leg wrapped around rolled up duvet. Plenty of "evidence" when I wake that I've been humping. Woke up a few weeks back in the middle of aggressively humping said duvet in the throws of cumming, fucking amazing orgasm it was too."
so guilty of this also. I used to hump the fuck out of my bedsheets which were being warmed my an electric blanket

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By *iHubby73TV/TS
1 week ago

Durham

I had a mistress made me slide a pair of knickers over a pillow and hump that until I came just so she could laugh at me

It worked though, I came!

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By *eardedfella76Man
1 week ago

London Essex

I was always at it

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By *eardedfella76Man
5 hours ago

London Essex

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