FabGuys.com forum: Untrue Facts.....# 3

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Until facts that were actually true from the last untrue facts thread:

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a gay brothel .

Neil Armstrong was the first on the moon because he was nearest the door..

in Greek mythology Pandora opens a jar not a box .

Al Capone did start one of America's first soup kitchens

Al Capone instigated putting sell-by dates on milk.

Greta Thunberg does have a middle name of Tintin..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One planet in our Milky way is known to be inhabited by robots

.Earth scientists are in communication with these robots...

So far these robots have not threatened Earth with a nuclear strike....

So far..

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By *rTongueTasticMan
over a year ago

Close_To_Chichester

If you turn the earth upside down it will rain from the sea & ALL fish would fly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tchaikovsky got the inspiration for the 1812 overture after farting in the bath

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By *ibblefishMan
over a year ago

louthish

If you laid all the old pensioners in Great Britain end to end they would complain a lot

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By *rTongueTasticMan
over a year ago

Close_To_Chichester

There only 109000 pensioners left in England.. & they all complained to the BBC about the death of HRH Prince Philip..

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By *urious85ukMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You can fit all of the planets in our solar system between the earth and the moon.

Epstien didn't kill himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/04/21 16:01:00]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Universe is expanding at such a rate... the only thing you can see now from inside Orians belt is the Great wall of China

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Black holes are actually pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money doesnt grow on trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Universe is expanding at such a rate... the only thing you can see now from inside Orians belt is the Great wall of China

Since lockdown, Orion only wears joggers. He doesn't have a belt.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

fakenham

When everyone breathes out the Earth gets heavier....

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By *ankfun2018Man
over a year ago

Preston

I have a 10" cock

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By *avyashMan
over a year ago

Near Retford

"If you laid all the old pensioners in Great Britain end to end they would complain a lot"

If you laid all the economists in the UK end-to-end they still wouldn't reach a conclusion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you laid all the old pensioners in Great Britain end to end they would complain a lot

If you laid all the economists in the UK end-to-end they still wouldn't reach a conclusion..."

If you laid all the MPs in the UK end to end, they'd be lying

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By *eepeter777Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have a 10" cock

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prove it

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

"I have a 10" cock

Where did you find it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 10" cock

Isn't that a bantam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pull the udder one "

If you paint your cow with black and white stripes.. so it looks like a Zebra.....

it'll keep flies from bothering her..

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

"I have a 10" cock

Isn't that a bantam?"

Lmfho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The number Four is considered unlucky in many Asian countries..

This is because the Asian word for four sounds like the similar sounding word for death..

This is why.. H.Matsuyami,who has just won the Masters golf tournament..shouted "three" when missing the fairways..and not shouting "tree" as many thought

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By *ibblefishMan
over a year ago

louthish

Toilet paper was invented in wales in 1982 by Anne D Rex

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By *loffus69Man
over a year ago

West Clacton.

It was so cold yesterday a politician was seen with his hands in his own pockets!

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By *eepeter777Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

David Cameron is innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost loads of weight during lockdown

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By *ffiMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"David Cameron is innocent "

Oh dearie me I don’t think he is

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

Horsham/Crawley/Gatwick

I’m straight

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By *atirical DesiresMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am a tree.

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By *rTongueTasticMan
over a year ago

Close_To_Chichester

All trees are the lovechild of sea & algae..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron is innocent

Oh dearie me I don’t think he is "

It's unlikely he's done anything illegal, just unpalatable. No difference to tax evasion/avoidance. If it's that bad, make it illegal

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The best way to a gay man's heart is up his arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronnie O'sullivans

cue, lester Piggots whip and Long John Silvers leg were all made out of the same boughs of the same tree in the same forest though not at the same time obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celtic don't have 27 cases of child abuse against them

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By *-meretrixMan
over a year ago

eyemouth

I can hold my breath for 60 minutes

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By *rTongueTasticMan
over a year ago

Close_To_Chichester

B&M store's 'knobbly dog toy' (£2)was rejected by LoveHoney as too common..

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By *udpullerMan
over a year ago

Greenford

I’m Batman

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By *ummibareMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I'm Spartacus

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

"I'm Spartacus"

No. I'm Spartacus!

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By *aregay31Man
over a year ago

Marchwood Southampton

I am hyacinth bucket pronounced bouquet

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By *ichardbyronMan
over a year ago

Ludham

But I’m Ronnie Pickering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger actually went to Mars whilst making total recall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adolf Hitler was taller than Churchill,Stalin and Charlie Chaplin..

He used to often watch on his home screen - Charlie Chaplin's " The Great Dictator

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By *ibblefishMan
over a year ago

louthish

I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them. Takes ages though!

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Fact...waiting for the boiler man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common House Spiders are noticably changing their body colour to a magnolia shade in the uk as they are fed up of being squished , hoping to blend in more by evolving the camouflage.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Still waiting for the boiler man.

I'm beginning to think he is not coming. Fact.

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The carbon footprint of all the attendees coming to COP26 in Glasgow is equivalent to the energy used playing the entire Kylie catalogue by all the gays in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""pull the udder one "

If you paint your cow with black and white stripes.. so it looks like a Zebra.....

it'll keep flies from bothering her..

Busted! This one is true! Well true in as much as it seems that's what a zebras stripes are actually for!

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Leibfrau milch

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By *udpullerMan
over a year ago

Greenford

Elvis is indeed working in a chip shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Television detector vans had no electronics in them.

Just the director general of the BBC and a pair of Army surplus binoculars.

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By *loffus69Man
over a year ago

West Clacton.

I think that should be in the fantacy category.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

This is not the untrue facts thread.

Please move along, nothing to see here.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

People are stupid.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I'm in with the in crowd.

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Fact a boiler engineer will not come as quickly as he does in porn films

Fact only 99%of police officers take it up the ass, I'm working on the other 1%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original swastika was not a fire symbol of Tibetans..nor a peace symbol..but an ancient symbol denoting an Indian food (most resembling today a curry..)

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Greta is not a puppet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adolf Hitler was taller than Churchill,Stalin and Charlie Chaplin..

He used to often watch on his home screen - Charlie Chaplin's " The Great Dictator

Adolf Hitler had 3 testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 million people in the UK have now had two jobs

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Fact someone some where in the world will have a birthday on every single day

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By *illingbtmMan
over a year ago

meath cavan

The Pope doesn't have a funny hat ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle ages ..magic tricks were passed down from the same family to family.. generation to generation.

The trick of sawing a woman in half took many many years of practice..

This is where the term ' half sister' originated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the mood for dancing/ romancing is in fact, balls. I'm actually in the mood for a Horlicks.

Jungle isn't massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for dancing/ romancing is in fact, balls. I'm actually in the mood for a Horlicks.

Jungle isn't massive."

I'm more an Ovaltine fan than Horlicks

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

No silly boy your thinking of Robin x

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I like licking whores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Philip had nothing to do with the death of Diana.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Dodgy geezer does drive without insurance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prince Philip had nothing to do with the death of Diana. "

A d*unk driver contributed to her death but she and her friend would have lived if they had worn the seat belts provided !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There only 109000 pensioners left in England.. & they all complained to the BBC about the death of HRH Prince Philip..

Trust me no they never.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

[Removed by poster at 02/10/21 22:37:55]

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"I have a 10" cock

Where did you find it ?"
and I have 12inches but I don't use it as a rule

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Did you know the queen's a practical Joker, like putting cling film on toilet seats , playing knock a door run, cutting the breaks on Diana's car.....

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hamsters taste just like bacon, so forget about the upcoming pig shortage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know the queen's a practical Joker, like putting cling film on toilet seats , playing knock a door run, cutting the breaks on Diana's car....."

Pmsl good one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tory party are doing a grand job and I hope they last in power for the next thousand years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At recent chocolatiers convention it was voted that chocolate manufacturers were no longer interested in sponsoring the universe so a competition is being held to rename Mars and the milky way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You..if born in UK..and Nigel Farage are in line to the throne before Boris Johnson and Prince Harry.

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By *ello 1000Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If we vote to leave the EU our energy bills will be lower. ,, ( not my own work the quote was from MrGove and MrJohnson 2 weeks before the referendum)

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

Woolly mammoths became extinct due to early humans using their lady parts as curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger Woods autobiography is a pop up book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The four main new testament gospel books are John .Paul.George & Ringo.

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

Jeremy Clarkson invented the speed camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabguys forums are only populated by sensible individuals who rationally think out their arguments for their point of view. They are more than willing to listen to and accept other people’s points of view, and never, ever resort to childish name calling or arguing for the sake of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Fry is third favourite to be the next prime minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all Essex girls were laid end to end I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pop band Blondie was named after Adolf Hitler's alsatian dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pop band Blondie was named after Adolf Hitler's alsatian dog

Actually it was his Golden Retriever

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By *illingbtmMan
over a year ago

meath cavan

Ladder's go down the leg

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

Sugar isn’t real, it’s a social construct which only theoretical nutritionists fully understand

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By *ibblefishMan
over a year ago

louthish

Wasps make jam

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

A Tesla car will automatically go into orbit if it is driven past an old clock tower during a lightning storm at 88mph

This phenomena is not exclusive to Tesla (though Elon Musk maintains it is) A GeeWIZ would do the same but is incapable of reaching 88mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money doesnt grow on trees."
yes it does, cos Theresa May when she was PM was able to shake it for the DUP to support her minority government.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Donald Trump presidential library was completely destroyed in an arson attack

All four books suffered irreparable damage.

Mr Trump is reported to be very angry (strongly)

He hadn't finished colouring in the last one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original swastika was not a fire symbol of Tibetans..nor a peace symbol..but an ancient symbol denoting an Indian food (most resembling today a curry..)"

Actually, its a 'sun wheel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the tory party are doing a grand job and I hope they last in power for the next thousand years "
thats true

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Did you know recycling was introduced by the Wombles

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 05/10/21 15:57:53]

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

Professor Brian Cox is the great grandson of Albert Einstein. The resemblance would be more obvious except that Brian dyes his hair

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By *arrodMan
over a year ago

Thanet

It's impossiable to sing God save the Queen, if you have an erectiin or are engaged in a sexual activity!

Try it!!!!

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"It's impossiable to sing God save the Queen, if you have an erectiin or are engaged in a sexual activity!

Try it!!!!"
Sex Pistols?

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By *arrodMan
over a year ago

Thanet

"It's impossiable to sing God save the Queen, if you have an erectiin or are engaged in a sexual activity!

Try it!!!! Sex Pistols? "

No. Its a fuck cannon, but thanks for looking

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"It's impossiable to sing God save the Queen, if you have an erectiin or are engaged in a sexual activity!

Try it!!!! Sex Pistols?

No. Its a fuck cannon, but thanks for looking

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

It is impossible to sing an Adele song and not blaspheme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original swastika was not a fire symbol of Tibetans..nor a peace symbol..but an ancient symbol denoting an Indian food (most resembling today a curry..)

Actually, its a 'sun wheel'"

It represents sun most recently ( last 150 years). Not originally....going back centuries.

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By *rucewayne1stMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It is impossible to sing an Adele song and not blaspheme."

Especially if your Scottish

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"It is impossible to sing an Adele song and not blaspheme.

Especially if your Scottish "

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By *atirical DesiresMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fabguys closed down last month.

There is no more site.

No more forum.

No more morons writing pointless crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/10/21 00:07:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All UK infrastructure projects will now be handled by Castor Fiber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camels were named after camel cigarettes...and not as you'd presume the other way round...

"Your never alone with a camel"

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By *ral b..Man
5 weeks ago

"You can fit all of the planets in our solar system between the earth and the moon.

Epstien didn't kill himself "
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The top one is true..when the moon is furthest from Earth.

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By *ral b..Man
5 weeks ago

All Blackbirds are Black

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

Donald Trump regularly gets poppered up and shit posts on the Fabguys forum posing as a smartly dressed man from Northern Ireland.

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