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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for inspiration

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By *o.vartMan
over a year ago

Telford

Love to know too. Any tips gratefully recieved in DM

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By *ornyKent48Man
over a year ago

kentTown

Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck

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By *ugarrainMan
over a year ago

paisley

I like to tie my balls up.

Then use a course brush on them as foreplay before wanking off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"
wouldn’t a fresh chicken feel nicer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds exciting

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By *ornyKent48Man
over a year ago

kentTown

Eeewww!!! The stench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"

Interesting. Herd people doing similar with bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to tie my balls up.

Then use a course brush on them as foreplay before wanking off."

Need to try the brush. Good for a spank too…

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By *olimitsgaybtm 01698Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Some guys use melon and heat it in microwave for a little bit.

I love doing the doorknob technique when wanking a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure what that is

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By *oLadyTV/TS
over a year ago

crewe

Try golf balls.

Put a golf ball in a stocking, then tie a knot in the stocking immediately behind the ball. Then add a second ball….then a knot….then a third .

Then you have three balls effectively in a sheath.

Then a strong drink and lots of lube…..and when they’re inserted , go for a drive….or a bike ride

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By *iggler123Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Some guys use melon and heat it in microwave for a little bit.

I love doing the doorknob technique when wanking a guy"

Doorknob?

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By *trathBearMan
over a year ago

INVERNESS

Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when my cock is covered in saliva - so when really horny and doing solo masturbation , I like to spit all over my cock getting it covered in my saliva , this makes wanking myself off so erotic as if it’s just come out of a spunk filled arse , and it’s particularly horny if you are sliding up and down one of those metal toilet roll holders , and watching yourself in the mirror as you get fucked by that toilet roll holder and furiously wank your saliva covered cock until you shoot streams of spunk everywhere .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."

There wouldn't be a need for an explanation, it would be clear to all present, A&E teams have seen it all before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to use small random objects on a string, looped around the cock and hanging down, that bounce against your bottom as you wank.

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By *oLadyTV/TS
over a year ago

crewe

Talking of poultry.

Do you know the distinction between ‘Erotic’ and ‘Kinky’?

If you use duck feather, it’s erotic.

I’d you use the whole duck, that’s kinky

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By *ayne King100Man
over a year ago

bridgemary Gosport

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By *ayne King100Man
over a year ago

bridgemary Gosport

The best masterbation technique is to get someone else to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big jar of jumbo hotdogs..take the middle one out and slide your cock in..then you can eat the cum covered hotdogs afterwards

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By *tephen_b50Man
over a year ago

Bristol

There was a bloke some years ago who heated a Greggs pasty into a microwave, stuck his cock into it, and had his bellend boiled.

He was reported to be considering suing Greggs for the pain and suffering - presumably on the grounds that the packaging did not contain a warning that "Heating this product in an oven or microwave and inserting your penis may cause serious injury." Sounds like a good solid case to me

I should probably mention that this was in the Sunday Sport. The paper that gave us "Woman gives birth to oven-ready chicken".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"
Masterbation Engineering at it's best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big jar of jumbo hotdogs..take the middle one out and slide your cock in..then you can eat the cum covered hotdogs afterwards "
Hahaha I've actually got a Jar might try that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen good homemade fuck toys made online with sponges and rubber gloves..look it up

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

superglue a load of soft foam earplugs on the inside of piece of tube or something like a pringles tube. excellent home made flesh-light-ish cock toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big jar of jumbo hotdogs..take the middle one out and slide your cock in..then you can eat the cum covered hotdogs afterwards Hahaha I've actually got a Jar might try that 1

So have I. I'm gonna have to try it now, it'll be a laugh anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber gloves

2 big sponges

Empty Pringles Tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big jar of jumbo hotdogs..take the middle one out and slide your cock in..then you can eat the cum covered hotdogs afterwards Hahaha I've actually got a Jar might try that 1

So have I. I'm gonna have to try it now, it'll be a laugh anyway!

Quick microwave heating up

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By *ustOneBearMan
over a year ago

Neath

There was a time in A&E when we had a spate of people coming in with the top of those Cif spray foam cans stuck up their arses.

So work out a way to fix it on really well if you’re eyeing it up in the cupboard

( and if it goes wrong,, don’t say you fell on it- we know how it got there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glans massage - lie back and gently rub two fingers in a slow circle around your glans. Keep doing this without touching any other part of your cock. Avoid flexing pelvic muscles at all, just keep circling. If you do it right you’ll feel the tingle slowly build in your balls, then up your cock. This is when it is most important to avoid flexing, because you’ll want to! Just keep rubbing. Eventually the sensations build so much that cum starts spilling and oozing from your cock - and there will be a lot of it! (Be warned, this method can take up to 45 minutes to climax.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot, clean and make sure is not a sharp one . Comes in all sizes. Use lube .

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By *ryan2000Man
over a year ago

London colney

Stick your hard cock between a ham sandwich with mayonnaise thick bread better ...

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By *triker.xMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Next time you have a wank, just before you cum, press your thumb against your piss slit.

See how it feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a cut guy, for a really intense orgasm I use a little bit of baby oil to live my cock. Doesn't dry out like lube and gives a stronger orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do say never try anything you wouldn't want to explain to a doctor/paramedic.

But clone your cock and then you can truly fuck yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"

Warm in microwave first

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By *my-ColetteTV/TS
over a year ago

Luton

Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water melon, make a hole either in the end or in the side just big enough to get your cock in to it. Then holding it you simply fuck it till you cum.

If your lucky enough to have a wank buddy make an additional hole opposite yours so that you can fuck it and cum together, hopefully (if you've made the holes connect) cum over each other inside the melon

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By *eachbum1Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Careful with bananas- create a terrible mess !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like hit myself in the balls with a tennis ball in a sock. Gets me hard very quickly and balls ache nicely ready for my wank. Seem to get more spunk too.

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Get down the pet shop

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By *orthing1Man
over a year ago

worthing

I have made use of the occasional Hoover. Care when inserting and lower suction power if possible. Works for me and I have a lovely dust free penis for the rest of the day

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By *ippBiManMan
over a year ago

South Tipp

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

Omg this is genius

I'll be testing this one out,thank you for sharing,you clever thing

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By *triker.xMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

Omg this is genius

I'll be testing this one out,thank you for sharing,you clever thing

Blue Peter has come a long way. Dont forget the sticky back plastic

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By *atirical DesiresMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You can make a reasonable Scrabble board with a large piece of cardboard and a felt tip pen.

A ruler will help you get straight lines.

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By *abulos2Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes a melon is good, don’t need to warm it first. Also a large orange with a hole cut in the skin.

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By *oungWantedMan
over a year ago

Newcastle (Throckley)

The pipe insulation one here is interesting

https://tugbro.com/homemade-masturbation-toys-for-men/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I masturbate I stand in front of the sink and when I am ready I raise up and rest my balls on the cold sink -you can feel the cold sensation all over your balls and sometimes up to your ass as you orgasm

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By *atexsub2002Man
over a year ago

suffolk coastal area near Woodbridge

I have made a extended dildo using a paint roller frame, you don’t have to reach around so far, picture on my profile

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By *ave47Man
over a year ago

leigh

I've done the cucumber up my arse before whilst wanking. Also if you get a whole melon, cut a whole in the middle big enough so your cock fits in then hold the melon and ease your cock in and out until you cum then cut the melon up and eat it. You can also do it with a baget. Cut ends off, scrape out the middle, fill with mayonnaise and use as a fleshligh, then cut it into rounds and eat. I've done the baget,melon and cucumber, but a guy done the cucumber for me as I wanked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take one nice big beef steak, cut the fat off, sprinkle on some olive oil, place on the table, fold in half and fuck it. When finished luck all the cum off and cook for your dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some top tips

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By *ubtitsMan
over a year ago

hyde

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."
whoooop mr sensible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol it's a great tip

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By *ubtitsMan
over a year ago

hyde

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."
whoooop mr sensible

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By *uk2finishMan
over a year ago

New Malden

Do a search on amazon or somewhere for a rechargeable dog paw cleaner. You're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I masturbate I stand in front of the sink and when I am ready I raise up and rest my balls on the cold sink -you can feel the cold sensation all over your balls and sometimes up to your ass as you orgasm"

Been doing this for years. Love that feeling.

Especially effective if you've some hot porn playing on a tablet sitting in front of you on the bathroom windowsill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called the Rosie Palm.

This very simple technique focuses on pleasuring the very tip of your penis, leading to a gradual and very sensitive-feeling ejaculation.

Simply grab the base/middle of your penis with one hand and place the palm of your other hand on top of your cock head Move your hand in a circular motion coupling your cock head. Make sure you use a ton of lube for this because it will be VERY sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F Marks the Spot

This technique is all about gently rubbing and caressing the F spot (frenulum), the sensitive V-shaped part of your penis when the skin meets the glans on the underside of your penis head.

Put some lube on the end of your index finger and simply massage your frenulum and the underside of your penis with simple circular motions or gentle up and down strokes. You might feel your toes curl up with this technique!

Water-based lube is great, but if you’re looking for something which doesn’t dry out so quick, coconut oil or silicone-based lube could be great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Points taken thanks

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By *atelot24Man
over a year ago

saltash/gosport/birmingham

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

Omg this is genius

I'll be testing this one out,thank you for sharing,you clever thing

Blue Peter has come a long way. Dont forget the sticky back plastic

Who needs sticky back plastic?

Just borrow a 3d printer and print your own cock

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By *hitesox100Man
over a year ago

Walsall

More nutitious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a cut guy, for a really intense orgasm I use a little bit of baby oil to live my cock. Doesn't dry out like lube and gives a stronger orgasm"

Used this method after my circumcision..

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By *ig-broMan
over a year ago

South brent

Sit on your hand until it goes numb like pins and needles....them have a wank..it feels like someone else doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flesh lights are awesome and a good sucking from a hover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice dildo . Be hard and wank until your about to cum, with the dildo up you, make yourself cum by sliding in and out . Because this is a different orgasm you can wank until your nearly cum again then again anal fuck yourself , you should be able to cum at least 3 times . Don’t over stimulate your cock as it will be a normal wank. Then your spent until a good rest.

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By *enardeMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *enardeMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Use a bottle or vase with a nice cock sized hole lube and fuck

If there’s a problem with air and you can’t get your cock in,if plastic bottle cut a hole to allow air out

If you can’t cut a hole

Put a drinking straw in the neck ( you can get metal now but plastic ones or a bic pen work)

Lube up the neck and fuck it

As your cock goes in the air comes out the straw

You can take the straw in place

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By *eil_gayMan
over a year ago

between nottingham and derby

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."
wouldn’t be the first hole in one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my own fucking machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cow milking machine It's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."

Just a bad driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made toys? Seriously get a nexus b cock viibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone intentionally do things that could damage their cocks? I don’t even use a cock ring

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By *uvfeetluvcock2Man
over a year ago

Sunningdale

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"

Cut a hole in a melon and fuck it…nice and squelchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great tips

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By *ppydayzzMan
over a year ago

Leighton Buzzard

I bought a stroker and lube from Ann Summers, feels nice for a change

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By *auraxTV/TS
over a year ago

Redruth

"Talking of poultry.

Do you know the distinction between ‘Erotic’ and ‘Kinky’?

If you use duck feather, it’s erotic.

I’d you use the whole duck, that’s kinky"

And if you use a live duck, it's illegal

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By *otjustlooking75Man
over a year ago

Prestwick

"Do a search on amazon or somewhere for a rechargeable dog paw cleaner. You're welcome!"

Jeezo I can see exactly where you're going with that

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By *onstant.Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Get urself a good wank buddy have lots of fun wanking each other off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use nice suction cup dildo and use and old table it sticks too the doggy style it or in my shower and can also flat on my back with table plus ride it too good job I have my own place for my little plays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate of mine buttered a couple of Jacob's and put his cock between them.mind you he was crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not laughed as hard for a long time, especially the guy with the Greggs stake bake

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By *iptoe2Man
over a year ago

norwich

Jam jar with ox liver folded inside if you want the feeling of a virgin cook it first

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By *oe hard cockMan
over a year ago

belfast

Always use a plenty kitchen roll just put on top of a radiator slip your cock in and pound away bit rough at first but you will enjoy the ending plus you have kitchen roll on hand to clean up the mess cheap flashlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure its been mentioned , but ice cubes under your balls just as you start to cum prolongs the orgasm by about treble. The first time i did it blew my mind. Also an ice cube in the anus on ejaculation feels good too. A guy I used to visit used to freeze customers/partners cum in a condom and put them up inside too. The warmth of the body would soon turn them into a glorious cool sticky dribble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The ice cube under the balls is Def something I am going to try. I used to get massaged by a man who would fill me with ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a hot read

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By *976BeardedManMan
over a year ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

The items I have tried over the years. Mind blowing. Infact I may have to do it do in honour and respect for all the guys doing it also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bought a blow job machine. £58 on amazon. It's incredible, the orgasms are absolutely fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to tie my balls up.

Then use a course brush on them as foreplay before wanking off."

I like to tie my balls too, or put a rubber band on them the best them with something or use a belt.

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By *uriousguy84888Man
over a year ago

Scotland /Aberdeen

I enjoy using my Mrs clit sucking vibrator on my tip whilst wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy using my Mrs clit sucking vibrator on my tip whilst wanking "

Are they any good, for her I mean?

I fancy getting one for my missus. They seem quite loud.

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By *entle ExplorerMan
over a year ago

Bath

"I like to tie my balls up.

Then use a course brush on them as foreplay before wanking off."
Nice. I'm going to try that as soon as I can lay my hands on a course brush. Thanks for posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made my own fleshlight.

Massage machine with a cock sleeve attached. Best blow job ever!

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

Incorporating another thread here from the forum, but does anyone know a midget. I'm thinking that while sitting on the sofa watching a movie I could have a little guy lying on his back under the sofa. He could reach up with his hands and give my balls a frequent fluffing, just to help whilst I'm relaxing..

Anyone?

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By *ubtitsMan
over a year ago

hyde

Used carrot and cucumber in my ass tied balls up

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By *976BeardedManMan
over a year ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

I love the word masturbation. Anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong drink then go for a drive sounds like such a fun thing to do. After you crash the car and end up in A&E, try explaining a pile of golf balls up your ass."

Tell them it was a par 3.

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By *ickSeekerMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Banana skin? 🍌🙈

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By *ampshire biMan
over a year ago

Alton

"I love the word masturbation. Anyone else "
Yes and ejaculation

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By *horts GuyMan
over a year ago

Hove

Pringles tube with water filled condoms. And a latex glove. Ask for details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a brand new sink plunger with a thick smooth wooden handle, sucker it to my shower wall and get a great fuck from itxxx

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By *enardeMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"

I expect this would work better if you rolled it in clingfilm to prevent splitting

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By *enardeMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

I saw similar with a guy who suction cupped his dildo to wardrobe door and opened and closed it repeatedly

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By *976BeardedManMan
over a year ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

I have been known to sink the metal bed frame bedpost up my arse many many years ago

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By *obbertMan
over a year ago

In a world of my own

I place a fleshlite through the back of a dining chair and either fuck it or use the chair to ride me.

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By *ove2come2Man
over a year ago

Welsh/Borders,

Get yourself a small three legged stool with round legs, Put a condom on one leg lay back on your bed holding the other two legs one in each hand line up the the third leg between your now open thighs and proceed to enter yourself at whatever speed and depth you desire.

It's not called a milking stool for nothing.

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By *ominiccooolMan
over a year ago

reading

I use a clothes hanger that has pegs either end once I've pegged onto my swollen nipples I can then pull the hanger working both nipples simultaneously these nipples are huge

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By *ldderMan
over a year ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks. Lymington spar

I'd offer to help with my long tongue wrapped around it

and I swallow every time

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By *astenotimeMan
over a year ago

Gedling

Get two oval bath sponges and place flat part back to back. Cut a slit in each and push a lidl plastic veg bag through it. ( Lidl ones feel like Durex) Lube the inside. Lift up mattress and place between mattress and base. Get on your knees and fuck it

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By *astenotimeMan
over a year ago

Gedling

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

I saw similar with a guy who suction cupped his dildo to wardrobe door and opened and closed it repeatedly "

😂 😂 😂 Made me howl

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By *astenotimeMan
over a year ago

Gedling

Buy a pack of liver, wash it well, put them in a jug and fuck it. . Cook afterwards with onions.

I've not done this but I know a man who has

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By *976BeardedManMan
over a year ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

have been known to sink the metal bed frame bedpost up my arse many many years ago. Carpet was spunk stained beyond belief

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By *inkyfeet69nowMan
over a year ago

Ealing

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck"

Watermelon works well too

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By *lueEyesKinksterMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Done the cucumber one. Unfortunately I thought honey would be a good lube. It isnt it gets absolutely fucking everywhere.

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By *and_SoloMan
over a year ago

B_a City

if you wank standing up when youre about to cum try bending your knees a bit and hold it like that while you cum

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By *inkyfit69Man
over a year ago

plymouth

When u cum , completely let go. No hands. Just as the climax starts to ease. Slowy start wanking the head end. Sometimes i get a 2nd climax

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By *hamesguyMan
over a year ago

Sunbury

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By *urrey_hjTV/TS
over a year ago

Kingston Upon Thames

"Looking for inspiration "

This thread is absolute gold!

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By *iggreenockMan
over a year ago

Greenock

I found that bubble wrap rolled into a tube and lubed was quite good.

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By *ndy61hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

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By *ndy61hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Ok, this might seem a bit off, when you need to have a shit, hold it in, sit on the toilet and wank, as you reach your climax, open your bowels and shit, extraordinary feeling.

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By *ikkeMan
over a year ago

Npt. Newport

"Tip for a readily available fucking machine!

Take a simple dining chair, fix a dildo to the top of the backrest, suction dildos work well if there is enough to stick it to.

Tip chair onto its back legs, straddle chair and thrust the chair with your hands. Hey presto, now you can fuck yourself

I saw similar with a guy who suction cupped his dildo to wardrobe door and opened and closed it repeatedly "

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By *ikkeMan
over a year ago

Npt. Newport

"Mate of mine buttered a couple of Jacob's and put his cock between them.mind you he was crackers "

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By *ocklover1456Man
over a year ago

sheffield

When I masturbate to a climax I stand up in front of the bath room sink with my balls hanging over the rim of the sink and the rim of the sink touching the area between my hole and balls. Think it’s called your gooch. The cold feeling of the sink against your balls and gooch while you masturbate and see your cumming face as you cum in front of the mirror is truly incredible x

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By *ot4cock54Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Blow up a couple of balloons, lube up your dick and slide between them.

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By *ickensMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Foam pipe insulation. you can cut the and shape the end to look like a nice bellend, cover in pvc tape. Put a condom over with some lube and fuck to your hearts content.

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By *ornybisubslutMan
over a year ago

Coventry

There used to be a site that had tons of hints and tips for wanking, diy toys, different techniques etc. I was a huge fan. Not sure it it’s still about.

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By *appylondonMan
over a year ago

West London

I used to have an umbrella with a classic hooked handle. I'd slip a condom over the handle, lube up my arse and slide it up me. I could hold the top of the furled brolly, lie back in bed and gently fuck my arse with the handle.

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By *idge555Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Try golf balls.

Put a golf ball in a stocking, then tie a knot in the stocking immediately behind the ball. Then add a second ball….then a knot….then a third .

Then you have three balls effectively in a sheath.

Then a strong drink and lots of lube…..and when they’re inserted , go for a drive….or a bike ride"

Wot pissed up!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tips here, but when I’m nearing to finish. I like to put my back against the headboard and legs in the air, so my cock in pointing down at me and I can come all over my face

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway

Use a melon to masturbate with

Cut into just tight enough to push your cock into it then fuck it.

If you get a small melon that you can bore right the way through then two of you can fuck it at the same time cumming over each other inside the melon

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway

"No tips here, but when I’m nearing to finish. I like to put my back against the headboard and legs in the air, so my cock in pointing down at me and I can come all over my face "

Use to love doing this especially when I could put my cock into my mouth

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway

"Chop the ends off a thick cucumber and hollow the middle bit out with a spoon, use as a fleshlight or wrap in tissue then slip it between bed base and mattress for a wet slimy fuck

Watermelon works well too"

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over a year ago

"Ok, this might seem a bit off, when you need to have a shit, hold it in, sit on the toilet and wank, as you reach your climax, open your bowels and shit, extraordinary feeling."

Inspirational

cheers xx

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By *mmacardingTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm making a Pocket Pussy soon out of a tupperware tube lined with sponges and a nitrile glove.

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By *utherboundMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"I like to tie my balls up.

Then use a course brush on them as foreplay before wanking off.

Need to try the brush. Good for a spank too…"

I've been in bondage with the Domme using a stiff brush over my tied balls and my anus...then she sprayed them with aftershave....explosive....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot about this feed! I'm a pro now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jackinworld dot com

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By *lueEyesKinksterMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Ok, this might seem a bit off, when you need to have a shit, hold it in, sit on the toilet and wank, as you reach your climax, open your bowels and shit, extraordinary feeling.

Inspirational

cheers xx

"
bloody brilliant line! Ken Dodd would be proud of you.

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By *ake 99Man
over a year ago

Corby

Electric toothbrush around your bell end makes me cum every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plastic food bag lined with a few spurts of hand cream. Then a towel pushed into gap in settee cushions. Put cock in bag and slip in towel lined gap. Lovely orgasm every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did this sandwich bag this morning, it was legit as good as a nice arse for pounding. Put on some porn and fucked it for ages

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By *mallNchubbyMan
over a year ago

hadleigh

I find that a handful of lube and just barely making contact gives a far superior result that holding on tightly. takes longer but way more intense. maybe just me though

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By *ichy2022Man
over a year ago

SE Kent

Hold a nice big juicy grape in your mouth then split it in half with your teeth, rub the warm grape inside over the head of your cock till you cum, feels exactly like warm lips mmmm

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By *976BeardedManMan
51 weeks ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

I have shamelessly been known to sink the metal bed frame bedpost up my arse many many years ago. Carpet was spunk stained beyond belief. Single bed must have been designed my a total perv. Perfect hight. Perfect size. I was on repeat permanently

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By *umquakeMan
51 weeks ago

Boston

"Looking for inspiration "

I'm inspired. Your cock, both my hands and my mouth on the end.

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By *eil_gayMan
51 weeks ago

between nottingham and derby

Looking for tips myself

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By *uck me in KentMan
51 weeks ago

Medway

"A plastic food bag lined with a few spurts of hand cream. Then a towel pushed into gap in settee cushions. Put cock in bag and slip in towel lined gap. Lovely orgasm every time."

Same with a rubber or disposable gloves with a squirt of hand soap, hand cream, oil or something similar.

Place it over your cock then between the seat cushion in a chair/ settee or bed mattress on a divan bed

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By *picyrodMan
51 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Watermellon chop a hole out

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By *R1980Man
48 weeks ago

essex/London

I’ve got 8” dildo I’m riding now on Skype

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By *976BeardedManMan
48 weeks ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

The skills i acquired…. When your horny and needs must. I was very very creative back in the day. Interesting how quickly you learn hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Use a penis pump so good

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By *owalskiMan
48 weeks ago

Addlestone

Hollow out a baguette and spread the inside liberally with Mayonnaise. Makes a great homemade fleshlight, plus there's something to snack on later.

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By *976BeardedManMan
47 weeks ago

Essex (Epping) / Central London

Found the bed post!

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By *inkybi99Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Eh? I need a rethink .. do you guys think I like birds?

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By *inkybi99Man
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Polymorph my dears, polymorph. You'll find it on Amazon and YouTube. Ohh

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By *enardeMan
47 weeks ago

Barnsley

Lay on your back

Use a bottle of some kind thing that fits your bell end

Fuck it or masturbate till you’re really enjoying it

The hold it against your thigh bell end in the neck

Then with other hand press down 2 fingers on pubis at base if your cock

Start to finger yoursef vigorously like fingering a clit

It causes your cock to lengthen and go rick hard

If you tie your balls off they fly all over the place

Shut your eyes the feeling is only in your bell end like a clit

Build it up, let it go and repeat the orgasm is knee trembling

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