FabGuys.com forum: Cambridge University sermon defends sermon that Jesus had a trans body

By *rucewayne1st OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

So Cambridge University have defended a sermon by the Dean, that Christ had a trans body.

Let's the haters go on the defense over this.....thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how someone made up can have any kind of body.

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

What does he mean, a trans body?

Fake tits?

I do recall seeing a TV programme about how the earliest known images of Jesus depicted a feminine man. They gave him a masculine make-over in the Middle Ages, apparently.

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Early representations of Jesus were feminine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Early representations of Jesus were feminine. "
. For those who believe in our lord it is totally irrelevent his sexuality.

Those who dont believe in him, Why worry lol

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

I'd hardly call myself a 'hater' but this is total nonsense and irrelevant. The Gospels tell us virtually nothing about Jesus or his private life. Quite a common belief now is that he may have been married as would be normal for any rabbi in those days. Another line of thought is that he may have been as Essene, a small religious sect sworn to celibacy. Then again if he was Divine and not quite human, would not not have been above such things? That dean is probably off his head and the whole crazy Cambridge establishment as well.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Trans..from god to human to god.

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By *arbus61Man
over a year ago

Leeds

No such thing as Christ so usual bullshit no wonder students are fucked up shits lol

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By *arbus61Man
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *J63Man
over a year ago

Newtown

Perhaps look at the painting he was referring to ?

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"What does he mean, a trans body?

Fake tits?

I do recall seeing a TV programme about how the earliest known images of Jesus depicted a feminine man. They gave him a masculine make-over in the Middle Ages, apparently."

He was also depicted as Caucasian, which seemed unlikely given his place of birth and lack of international travel at the time.

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

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By *luvknickersMan
over a year ago

stockport

I thought he was called Brian of Nazareth

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By *ibiguy321Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Hes not the Messiah Hes a very naughty boy

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By *aturevers4sexMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hes not the Messiah Hes a very naughty boy"

Now fuck off.

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

I daresay a certain religion would have issued a fatwa against this dotty old dean by now if he had said something like that about their prophet.

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By *yzantineMan
over a year ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

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By *yzantineMan
over a year ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

"What does he mean, a trans body?

Fake tits?

I do recall seeing a TV programme about how the earliest known images of Jesus depicted a feminine man. They gave him a masculine make-over in the Middle Ages, apparently.

The Romans gave cross-border travel a boost back then

He was also depicted as Caucasian, which seemed unlikely given his place of birth and lack of international travel at the time. "

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By *yzantineMan
over a year ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

Meant to add that the Romans managed to give international travel a boost back then, so being Caucasian was a possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Religion is total B***X, so obviously this is even more BoLLO*!!

If Jesus Did Exist Then Im afraid he was a man so infact the whole subject is centered around Bol**X!!!

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By *ilthyanimalMan
over a year ago

Peterboroughish

His mother didn’t need a prick to get pregnant, so he probably didn’t have one either .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His mother didn’t need a prick to get pregnant, so he probably didn’t have one either ."
I've always had a sneaking suspicion the Christian religion started because a bloke didn't want to admit his wife was banging Isiah the stonemason next door.

" No its not mine but honestly she told me god impregnated her"

The first known cuckold

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not sure how someone made up can have any kind of body."

Also doesn’t the depictions say more about the artist than the subject since every single one of them is from the imagination, not from contemporary records…very few people had a mobile phone then to snap the odd miracle or speech!

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hes not the Messiah Hes a very naughty boy"
/girl/they..

Fixed.

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By *ristolsbMan
over a year ago

Southville Bristol

"I'd hardly call myself a 'hater' but this is total nonsense and irrelevant. The Gospels tell us virtually nothing about Jesus or his private life. Quite a common belief now is that he may have been married as would be normal for any rabbi in those days. Another line of thought is that he may have been as Essene, a small religious sect sworn to celibacy. Then again if he was Divine and not quite human, would not not have been above such things? That dean is probably off his head and the whole crazy Cambridge establishment as well."

If we know virtually nothing about Jesus's life then any of these scenarios is possible. Including the trans one.

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Apparently, this idea steams from a researcher who looked at a 13th century painting - 13th century

- showing a naked Jesus with a spear-wound beneath his right nipple and blood flowing into the groin.

He came to the conclusion this is indicative of a man with a vagina, and the preacher took up the idea in his sermon.

Flimsy or what?

Still, by no means the first time that historical characters have been reinterpreted as transgender in order to sustain today's narrative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid old man trying to be like the stupid students, screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME,attention seekers 101, boring and irrelevant

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By *q oralistMan
over a year ago

Torquay

There is something rather strange about Cambridge, even by the standards of universities. Too much overthinking maybe.

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

"Stupid old man trying to be like the stupid students, screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME,attention seekers 101, boring and irrelevant "

Totally right!

Actually I believe Jesus was gay. He was unmarried and surrounded himself with a fellowship of young men. The Bible records a young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind” (Mark 14:51–52). There is also a reference to Jesus giving “advice” to a young man and the Gospel of John makes references to the "disciple whom Jesus loved" (John 13:23,John 19:26. He and Jesus have an intimate relationship, although there are questions as to who the disciple actually is. Anyhow, the beloved disciple is lying on the chest of Jesus at the last supper and is supposedly in his "inner tunic," which is what we would call underwear today. It's a very intimate gesture, and it's a special gesture of affection between the two.

Also both Matthew 8:5-13 and Luke 7:1-10 tell how a centurion asked Jesus to heal the young man referred to in Greek as his “pais.” The word was commonly used for the younger partner in a same-sex relationship. It is usually translated as boy or servant. In recent years progressive Bible scholars have concluded that the centurion was in a homosexual relationship with the young man who was dear to him in the gospel story.

Convinced?

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By *waff1102Man
over a year ago

King's Lynn, Norfolk

Given the artist was operating in the 13th Century, I suspect his Mum was pleased with the painting, however badly he had done it.

Jesus was a hippie wondering around the Middle East telling tall stories for his/her supper. I doubt anyone knew that it would all go global and 2000 years later we would still be banging on about this wandering hippie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the song should have been " what if Jesus was one of us"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid old man trying to be like the stupid students, screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME,attention seekers 101, boring and irrelevant

Totally right!

Convinced?"
. Convinced of yr motive yes lol thats all

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

I daresay a certain religion would have issued a fatwa against this dotty old dean by now if he had said something like that about their prophet."

Very true

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
over a year ago

Heathrow

If you believe in make believe crack on

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Painting are certainly not proof of anything. Most of the famous religious painting were done in the 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th centuries with a few earlier ones and a few garish later ones thrown in for good measure. Da Vinci, Michelangelo et al were renaissance artists and not 1st century photographers

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Apparently, this idea steams from a researcher who looked at a 13th century painting - 13th century

- showing a naked Jesus with a spear-wound beneath his right nipple and blood flowing into the groin.

He came to the conclusion this is indicative of a man with a vagina, and the preacher took up the idea in his sermon.

Flimsy or what?

Still, by no means the first time that historical characters have been reinterpreted as transgender in order to sustain today's narrative.

Religious paintings as a Rorsasch test.

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By *laireKTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I've got a totally authentic x-ray which shows that Jesus was indeed Hermaphroditus.

I can share with others here, for a small fee if you like?

(Hey , posting a stone tablet ain't cheap!)

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

What like is Cambridge for the men?

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By *ewBrumBiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham B15

As we all know from the Turin Shroud, Jeebus was also nearly 8 feet tall...

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By *anDadBodMan
over a year ago

Speke

everything is trans these days

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

Waking up here, I misread the title, I thought it said that 'Jesus had a trans baby'

This would not be so strange right now if in the second coming Jesus was in California, and a celebrity,

For it came to pass, that the good Lord did indeed have a trans baby, and he and his disciples who also had trans babies would congregate on Mount Lee (the Hollywoodland sign). Amongst his most famous disciples there was Cher, Jenifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, Jamie Lee Curtis, Gabrielle Union, Ally Sheedy, Annette Bening, Sigourney Weaver, Angeline Jolie, all with their own trans or non binary babies...The miracle of the Holy Wood Land.

Okay, I started this post as a parody on Jesus, and looked up celebrities, and there's more names not included as they are not as high level celebs as those in my parody, but it's a curious fact that so many people living in Hollywood, California, seem to have trans (a few with an aspect of medical pathway, and others left as 'identified') or non binary children.

Always celeb mothers are happy to announce this news. Curious there was never previously such a high profile congregation announcing their gay children from ontop the Hollywood _ountain before.

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands

Well, we've already made him a ginger, so we might as well go the whole hog.

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I think it's just the latest in a long line of re-interpretations of the character to fit with whatever the latest fad is in the century that you live.

You really need to go to the library in Jerusalem and look at the back copies of the Jerusalem Times for the contemporary court report and coverage of his execution.

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"I think it's just the latest in a long line of re-interpretations of the character to fit with whatever the latest fad is in the century that you live.

You really need to go to the library in Jerusalem and look at the back copies of the Jerusalem Times for the contemporary court report and coverage of his execution.

Is that a real thing? it's hard to tell what's real or absurd anymore!

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By *ootsockMan
over a year ago

Earl's Court, London

"As we all know from the Turin Shroud, Jeebus was also nearly 8 feet tall..."

My favourite shock horror headline from the satirical magazine The Onion:

SHROUD OF TURIN WASHED WITH RED SHIRT

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

That happened to me once and my white shirt went a pale pink. Nothing wrong with that, but I wanted a white shirt!

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By *ick1961Man
over a year ago

near herne bay....ish

"Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

I daresay a certain religion would have issued a fatwa against this dotty old dean by now if he had said something like that about their prophet."

Jesus is one of the top 3 prophets in the Koran.

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By *ornyscot777TV/TS
over a year ago

Scotland

"I thought he was called Brian of Nazareth "

??????

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By *ensualblokeMan
over a year ago

Colchester /London

“Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don’t half give me the horn,…

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By *astDevonGuyMan
over a year ago

East Devon

"Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

So very true …Christianity and Faith is an easy target . I never decry , ridicule or dismiss Atheists , but consider and acknowledge their belief is not mine. If this claim by a noodle at Cambridge had been made about Allah or the Prophet , the guy would now be living courtesy of the Tax Payer in hiding ….

Guess everyone deserves their 15 mins of fame … unlike some who have had around 2023 years ……

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By *oungWantedMan
over a year ago

Newcastle, Throckley

"That happened to me once and my white shirt went a pale pink. Nothing wrong with that, but I wanted a white shirt! "

You washed your shirt with the Turin shroud?

I don't believe you, it would have been on the news

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By *dambi00Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Trying to be woke, but just being disrespectful of peoples beliefs

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
over a year ago

Heathrow

Religion is made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some religions would be so much less tolerant. I dare the Dean to be so bold with them.

Guess everyone deserves their 15 mins of fame … unlike some who have had around 2023 years ……"

It is a easy target you are right

I can never understand why people chose to mock others for their faith - if it brings them whatever they are looking for live and let live

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

"That happened to me once and my white shirt went a pale pink. Nothing wrong with that, but I wanted a white shirt!

You washed your shirt with the Turin shroud?

I don't believe you, it would have been on the news"

God moves in mysterious ways..

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 days ago

Bristol East

Well, he never got married, no trace of a girlfriend, and had 12 men who worshipped him. Go figure 🤭

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By *luggableMan
5 days ago

Wymondham

Fake news - Jesus is consistently described as the Son of God - before and after his arrival - throughout Scripture. Therefore, cis-male, pronouns he, him. He may have attended Jerusalem Goy Pride, hence the confusion

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Well, he never got married, no trace of a girlfriend, and had 12 men who worshipped him. Go figure 🤭"

Never been proved. One school of thought is that he was married to Mary of Magdela and that his first 'miracle'--turning water into wine--was at his own wedding feast. Traditionally Rabbis were married.

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By *andomguy321Man
5 days ago

reading

The Dean may have been clutching at straws in order to garner praise from the Trans brigade.

Those straws being the 'Transmutation' of Jesus Christ.

The doctrine central to the Catholic Church, which states that during the Eucharist (Holy Communion), the bread and wine are transformed into the actual body and blood of Christ.

Then there is the 'Transfiguration' of Jesus. An event described in the New Testament where Jesus is transfigured and becomes radiant in glory upon a _ountain.

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By *weddolMan
4 days ago

Chester

This thread has nothing to do with the actual sermon, which was about a medieval painting.

I googled the topic and got this article :

"Ignore the tabloids’ clickbait, Trinity’s Dean never said Jesus was transgender

A controversial service at Trinity College chapel was reported to have left worshippers ‘in tears’ after so-called ‘heretical’ claims that Jesus had a trans body – but the tabloids seem to have purposefully gotten the wrong end of the stick"

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By *amie1402Man
4 days ago

Merseyside

"Hes not the Messiah Hes a very naughty boy

Now fuck off.

In what way should we fuck off O Lord ?

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By *tar33Man
4 days ago

North London (outer)

"Well, he never got married, no trace of a girlfriend, and had 12 men who worshipped him. Go figure 🤭"

Yeah, Shesus.

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By *3versMan
4 days ago

glasgow

"Well, he never got married, no trace of a girlfriend, and had 12 men who worshipped him. Go figure 🤭"

Got nailed by a couple of Roman men too

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By *ngelaTaylorTV/TS
4 days ago

Peterbrough

Bloke from a fictional story was trans.

OK.

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By *andomguy321Man
4 days ago

reading

"Bloke from a fictional story was trans.

OK.

The showrunners of Doctor Who missed a trick there. Are they keeping it in their back pockets for a future Christmas special, perhaps?

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By *excessMan
4 days ago

Sleaford

I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome

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By *erasusMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

Jesus Christ lived….historical fact

Jesus Christ is/was the Son of God …….your choice

Simple

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By *andomguy321Man
4 days ago

reading

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

As would Muhammad

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 days ago

Motherwell

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome"

I wonder if the actual Jesus was a bit of a hottie and that also helped his popularity and the people who followed him. Hmm 🤔. Mx🌹

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By *eefandfurMan
4 days ago

Edinburgh

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome

I wonder if the actual Jesus was a bit of a hottie and that also helped his popularity and the people who followed him. Hmm 🤔. Mx🌹"

The evangelical Christians in the US always have him depicted as a handsome athletic guy, as if he's on the cover of a romance novel. Sexy Jesus is sexy.

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By *hubsloverMan
4 days ago

East/west sussex

A photograph of him was captured on an iPhone 16 AD.

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
4 days ago

Bristol East

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

Some of this modern images look like a guy who just got off the plane from Helsinki

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 days ago

Motherwell

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome

I wonder if the actual Jesus was a bit of a hottie and that also helped his popularity and the people who followed him. Hmm 🤔. Mx🌹

The evangelical Christians in the US always have him depicted as a handsome athletic guy, as if he's on the cover of a romance novel. Sexy Jesus is sexy.

And sells plenty of merch no doubt.. wonder who makes more from merch, Jesus the hottie or Sir Paul McCartney.. . Mx 🤔

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By *owzerMan
4 days ago

Chester.....

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome

I wonder if the actual Jesus was a bit of a hottie and that also helped his popularity and the people who followed him. Hmm 🤔. Mx🌹

The evangelical Christians in the US always have him depicted as a handsome athletic guy, as if he's on the cover of a romance novel. Sexy Jesus is sexy.

And sells plenty of merch no doubt.. wonder who makes more from merch, Jesus the hottie or Sir Paul McCartney.. . Mx 🤔"

I think McCartney has sold more albums but then those sandals have been around a good few years

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 days ago

Motherwell

"I like winding Christians up with the idea of a white Jesus

Don't like it when you point out he's from the middle East and would have looked more like Osama bin Laden

But far more handsome

I wonder if the actual Jesus was a bit of a hottie and that also helped his popularity and the people who followed him. Hmm 🤔. Mx🌹

The evangelical Christians in the US always have him depicted as a handsome athletic guy, as if he's on the cover of a romance novel. Sexy Jesus is sexy.

And sells plenty of merch no doubt.. wonder who makes more from merch, Jesus the hottie or Sir Paul McCartney.. . Mx 🤔

I think McCartney has sold more albums but then those sandals have been around a good few years "

Wonder if he wore Pringles socks with them and a knotted hankie on his bonce. Mx

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