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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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By *SA fun West CumbriaMan
over a year ago

Egremont

I do every day...use their paper and water thereby saving me money....i prefer to do it on Sundays though....(double time, so a 15 minute shit earns mea tenner !)

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By *ay4121Man
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

Absolutely yes (paid for it)

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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Lol might as well spread the sh*t in work time.

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By *immy48Man
over a year ago

Sheerness

10 mins a day at work on the toilet 5days a week works out about a weeks wage in a year so yeah be silly not to

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

I prefer not to as just feels weird somehow.

Sometimes it's a necessity of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bloody daft question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event.

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By *mbatmanMan
over a year ago

west end, southampton


"What a bloody daft question!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all the "do it on works time, screw the employer" comments. Now us self employed folk might take a different view!

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By *uperfatguyMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Run there, walk back they say lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I do every day...use their paper and water thereby saving me money....i prefer to do it on Sundays though....(double time, so a 15 minute shit earns mea tenner !)"

Fucking great! That really made me laugh. Post of the year. Bravo!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"10 mins a day at work on the toilet 5days a week works out about a weeks wage in a year so yeah be silly not to "

This is why I love Fab. Don’t think for a minute though that the bosses aren’t aware of this.

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By *astguy7Man
over a year ago

Ross on Wye

Not if you teach aqua aerobics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bloody daft question!"

Go and have a brew luv! It will calm your nerves!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not if you teach aqua aerobics."

I see a torpedo captain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bloody daft question!

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Wife nagging again?

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By *r DimpsMan
over a year ago

hull

Yes, of course, so long as its in the toilet, thats what theyre there for. Its their sole function.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, of course, so long as its in the toilet, thats what theyre there for. Its their sole function."

What if your boss has annoyed you and sacked you? Then where ?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"Yes, of course, so long as its in the toilet, thats what theyre there for. Its their sole function."

Gotta get that big fat aim right!

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen


"Yes, of course, so long as its in the toilet, thats what theyre there for. Its their sole function.

What if your boss has annoyed you and sacked you? Then where ? "

Under his car?

He will blame it on the cats...

Or the foxes...

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By *astDevonGuyMan
over a year ago

East Devon

Never…..

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By *hris4tvMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event. "

I have experienced this too... I'm still not quite over it. So bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, of course, so long as its in the toilet, thats what theyre there for. Its their sole function.

What if your boss has annoyed you and sacked you? Then where ?

Under his car?

He will blame it on the cats...

Or the foxes... "

If he's just sacked you,ON his car.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No. Wait until you get home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. Wait until you get home. "

What if your boss is a fabber who’s giving you a bit of grief? Then what!

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By *owalskiMan
over a year ago

Addlestone

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you gotta go, you gotta go."

Indeed. Just as long as it's in the appropriate place.

Toilet, yes.

Boss's desk? Well... depends what he or she has done

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Drill a hole at the same time.

Multi-tasking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drill a hole at the same time.

Multi-tasking?

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Got the perfect size for you a nice 1.5mm drill bit! Plenty of room for manoeuvre

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen


"Drill a hole at the same time.

Multi-tasking?

Got the perfect size for you a nice 1.5mm drill bit! Plenty of room for manoeuvre "

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By *i daveMan
over a year ago

barnstaple

Never shit on your own time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drill a hole at the same time.

Multi-tasking?

Got the perfect size for you a nice 1.5mm drill bit! Plenty of room for manoeuvre

"

Candy took a pic of you in the blu nun! She’s been showing everyone at the boozer

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen


"Drill a hole at the same time.

Multi-tasking?

Got the perfect size for you a nice 1.5mm drill bit! Plenty of room for manoeuvre

Candy took a pic of you in the blu nun! She’s been showing everyone at the boozer "

Fatal Attraction innit!

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By *antsMeetsMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

When you've gotta go your gotta go. So of course it's ok. It's unhealthy to hold it in

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By *iFlyGuyMan
over a year ago

Visiting

I take my regular morning dump at 07.45 right after my morning coffee at work.

Why is this even a question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take my regular morning dump at 07.45 right after my morning coffee at work.

Why is this even a question?"

Because the mandem need to know bruv!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Where I worked they installed comods so you didn't have to leave the office. However it wasn't very successful as if anyone had been for a vindaloo ththe night before the office would empty in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new low in fabguys forum

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By *laymate2022Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Aren't you over thinking here?

Is it because you get horny with some bloke shitting in the next cubicle?

Or does that put you off completely?

It's best to follow your stomach's needs and let go of any other reasoning, and hopefully as you age you'll get wiser on this one

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By *1 guy for funMan
over a year ago

CIRENCESTER


"No. Wait until you get home. "

You can hold it for 8 hours??? Blimey you must have the arse muscles of Arnie!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"Aren't you over thinking here?

Is it because you get horny with some bloke shitting in the next cubicle?

Or does that put you off completely?

It's best to follow your stomach's needs and let go of any other reasoning, and hopefully as you age you'll get wiser on this one"

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By *1 guy for funMan
over a year ago

CIRENCESTER


"A new low in fabguys forum "

Dunno about that stick around for 10 mins !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where I worked they installed comods so you didn't have to leave the office. However it wasn't very successful as if anyone had been for a vindaloo ththe night before the office would empty in seconds. "

10/10 I can tell your old firm had a firm grip on work productivity. I can just imagine the company ethos now! “Let’s get this shit done together”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. Wait until you get home.

You can hold it for 8 hours??? Blimey you must have the arse muscles of Arnie! "

Or Jackie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A new low in fabguys forum "

Stick around we’re cracking the vino out in a bit! Chin chin

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I never shit at school or work until I got campalobactyer . Then anywhere was a sanctuary when the bowels kicked in as they do for years after.

But to this day I still prefer a shit in a bucket to a well soiled and stinky office bog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never shit at school or work until I got campalobactyer . Then anywhere was a sanctuary when the bowels kicked in as they do for years after.

But to this day I still prefer a shit in a bucket to a well soiled and stinky office bog."

You must be a man with a van! Nice decent sturdy bucket with a rubble bag liner!

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I never shit at school or work until I got campalobactyer . Then anywhere was a sanctuary when the bowels kicked in as they do for years after.

But to this day I still prefer a shit in a bucket to a well soiled and stinky office bog.

You must be a man with a van! Nice decent sturdy bucket with a rubble bag liner! "

Yes. Only caught out once on the allotment as the site agent paid a visit. She made a hasty retreat . Nice crap though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do it during overtime do you get time and a turd?

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By *exualCumeleonMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Always

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over a year ago


"A new low in fabguys forum

Stick around we’re cracking the vino out in a bit! Chin chin "

Sorry, I’ve got paint drying

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By *indickMan
over a year ago

South Devon

The disabled bog gets battered at work, it's the pooloo for most who oddly only wee in the gender specific

I know this from the 11am and 3pm wolfbait cleft smell from hell in the corridor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely!

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By *hy guy 111Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

I always try to wait until I get home sometimes it can be very difficult

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By *ickey55Man
over a year ago

Coalville

Hell yes.. usually 2 o’clock in the afternoon or there about a.. and everyone knows my schedule lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a pokey office in a supported housing project and I was the only bloke in a team with about 10 females

All the time I worked there I never once had a Tom tit at work.

Asda round the corner was a saviour

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By *omo-ErectusMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Am sat doing exactly that right now

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"The disabled bog gets battered at work, it's the pooloo for most who oddly only wee in the gender specific

I know this from the 11am and 3pm wolfbait cleft smell from hell in the corridor"

Lovely

Welcome to the sh*t house.

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By *axwoodMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A new low in fabguys forum "

Lol

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)


"Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event. "

Not so great as you get older and the knee and ankle joints start to creak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough I'm reading this while taking a shit at work, admittedly I am working from home today,so I guess it's technically true. However, if I'm at the office,It doesn't bother me to lay a cable in the company crapper, getting on the tube while touching cloth,isn't fun.

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham

With IBS there were some horrific close shaves. Eventually my IT team were moved to am old block.

Downstairs there was a loo which was a single cubicle in a washroom with a window. Plus you could lock the washroom. It was a quiet area and I could shit in there in quiet but farty bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to be paid to shit than do it in your own time.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Cant understand what the problem is .its a naturally occurring bodily function. It's not as if you're shiting on the pavement then picking it up and putting in a plastic bag and throwing it in someone's hedge. Like the lazy fucking dog walkers round here do.

Just saying

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By *herover0512Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I do sometimes. Gives me a chance to scroll through fab. Even had a cheeky wank to the odd video from here. However my throne at home is the best as I have a 'Smart' toilet. If you don't know what that is look it up. It has a hidden pipe that when a button is pressed comes out under the rim of the toilet and shoots a jet of water up into the crack of my arse. Washing is the aim, but of course there is always a slight arousal feeling which I love. If anyone wants one go to Vitra site it's a fab investment

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By *mbyglamMan
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Not going to the toilet as soon as you need within reason is stupid... Your body is looking to get rid of toxins... So just go!

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By *orthernmanMan
over a year ago

egremont

We get full clothing at wor

So we can shit shave and shower at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event. "

Apparently it's not uncommon across many culture's

Romans did something similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A manager is like a diaper...full of shit and always hanging around your arse ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea verily. Toilets are there for a reason.They were invented for a reason.They're used by everyone high or low. Even the King has to use one when nature calls(!)??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever suffered the nightmare of going to the loo and discovering there was no toilet paper??? ??

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland


"Has anyone ever suffered the nightmare of going to the loo and discovering there was no toilet paper??? ??"

There are some things which are so very terrible that you could earn a permanent ban from this site! I have reported your unimaginably awful post.

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By *onduMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Damn right I’m being paid to poop here

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By *inchesterGuyMan
over a year ago

Winchester


"Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event. "

I'd love to do that, at least once anyway. Sounds amazing. I have one dump a day and it's almost always first thing in the morning, so pooing at work doesn't really come up.

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland


"Worked in a rural school in China a while back, the staff toilets were open plan squat toilets. Lots of the male teachers would all have a poo together, squatting, everything hanging out, cracking jokes, reading the newspaper and smoking. It was almost like a social event.

I'd love to do that, at least once anyway. Sounds amazing. I have one dump a day and it's almost always first thing in the morning, so pooing at work doesn't really come up. "

Does anything else ever “come up” st work then?

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Yea verily. Toilets are there for a reason.They were invented for a reason.They're used by everyone high or low. Even the King has to use one when nature calls(!)??"

Medieval toilets were known as garderobes. They hung their garmets in there as they believed the odour deterred fleas etc

Southampton caste had a nicely tiled flush one (by the tide).

Equally when the royal court descended upon private houses back in the 17th century is was usual to find when they left, turds all around the place.

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland


"Yea verily. Toilets are there for a reason.They were invented for a reason.They're used by everyone high or low. Even the King has to use one when nature calls(!)??

Medieval toilets were known as garderobes. They hung their garmets in there as they believed the odour deterred fleas etc

Southampton caste had a nicely tiled flush one (by the tide).

Equally when the royal court descended upon private houses back in the 17th century is was usual to find when they left, turds all around the place. "

Probably just as well there are toilets at work then!

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By *ottom johnMan
over a year ago

South Bristol area.

What bollocks to ask, silly question, .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What bollocks to ask, silly question, ."
. I know right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in peoples houses so try not to poo 'at work'. But sometimes its inevitable it will happen. On those occasions you just hope its not a 'pan clogger'.

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Our place built an auditorium. Often in there for hours at a time. But if you weren't sat at the end of a row people had to get up to let you out. Plus the exit was behind the lecturn and screen. So it was a bit embarrassing to have to leave and be away long enough for three hundred people to known you went for a dump.

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By *ICOCK65Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If you got to go you got to go doesn’t matter where you are

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"If you got to go you got to go doesn’t matter where you are "

In a lift is not pleasant..

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By *ICOCK65Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"If you got to go you got to go doesn’t matter where you are

In a lift is not pleasant.. "

Lol neither in field of stinging nettles

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands

When I was on an interview panel once, one of the candidates decided to go to the toilet, which was right next to the interview room. Although the toilet had a window, for some reason he opted to ventilate afterwards by opening the connecting door.

So as we welcomed him into the interview, there also wafted in the smell of his stinky poo. And it lingered.

He didn't get the job of course.

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By *ark3636Man
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

"

Why wouldn't you?

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

Why wouldn't you? "

Wouldn't most of us prefer to defecate at home so we could clean up properly afterwards on the bidet? I certainly would but time factors don't always allow.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

I had one at 11 am at work. No way I could have waited to get home.

Just thought I'd share that with you all

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

Why wouldn't you?

Wouldn't most of us prefer to defecate at home so we could clean up properly afterwards on the bidet? I certainly would but time factors don't always allow."

No throne like your own!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was on an interview panel once, one of the candidates decided to go to the toilet, which was right next to the interview room. Although the toilet had a window, for some reason he opted to ventilate afterwards by opening the connecting door.

So as we welcomed him into the interview, there also wafted in the smell of his stinky poo. And it lingered.

He didn't get the job of course. "

Why didn’t he get the job?

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By *eepeter3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"When I was on an interview panel once, one of the candidates decided to go to the toilet, which was right next to the interview room. Although the toilet had a window, for some reason he opted to ventilate afterwards by opening the connecting door.

So as we welcomed him into the interview, there also wafted in the smell of his stinky poo. And it lingered.

He didn't get the job of course.

Why didn’t he get the job? "
he didn't wash is hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What bollocks to ask, silly question, ."

Pop kettle on luv! You need a mint tea to settle those nerves

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By *oveitrawMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you work outside its very difficult.

Local toilets all closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you work outside its very difficult.

Local toilets all closed. "

A solid bucket and a decent rubble bag liner! Plop and pop in outside bins! Job done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was on an interview panel once, one of the candidates decided to go to the toilet, which was right next to the interview room. Although the toilet had a window, for some reason he opted to ventilate afterwards by opening the connecting door.

So as we welcomed him into the interview, there also wafted in the smell of his stinky poo. And it lingered.

He didn't get the job of course.

Why didn’t he get the job? he didn't wash is hand "

Hopefully it was during covid and they did the “elbow bump”

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employers have an obligation to provide loo facilities where practical eg in a building. But to the best of my knowledge, all employees are entitled to go to the loo. But people who drive for their job eg bus / lorry drivers have to wait until they have access to a loo.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"Employers have an obligation to provide loo facilities where practical eg in a building. But to the best of my knowledge, all employees are entitled to go to the loo. But people who drive for their job eg bus / lorry drivers have to wait until they have access to a loo. "

Lol

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By *eepeter3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

It depends on the mill owner he might deducted your wages for going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Employers have an obligation to provide loo facilities where practical eg in a building. But to the best of my knowledge, all employees are entitled to go to the loo. But people who drive for their job eg bus / lorry drivers have to wait until they have access to a loo. "

You sure? Surely they are provided with nappies

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes. Think of it as a part of your employee benefits package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever suffered the nightmare of going to the loo and discovering there was no toilet paper??? ??

There are some things which are so very terrible that you could earn a permanent ban from this site! I have reported your unimaginably awful post."

It happened to me! Swear to God ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ustPeekinMan
over a year ago

Alresford

Sadly I work from home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I work from home. "

Do you claim back on loo roll?

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By *ustPeekinMan
over a year ago

Alresford

Only a fifth of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only a fifth of it "

You want to get yourself down a public toilet and pop some in your pocket and leg it take an empty soap bottle with you too and top it up!

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By *boneMan
over a year ago

stroud

Clock in, grab a coffee, go to the morning meeting then off to the shiter. Its become a routine now

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

I actually think there's nothing more disgusting than washing my hands in the basin of a public / work toilet after having a wee, whilst listening to the sounds of a man emptying his bowels.

Unless you're ill, do your number twos at home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clock in, grab a coffee, go to the morning meeting then off to the shiter. Its become a routine now"

I’m phoning your boss on Monday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually think there's nothing more disgusting than washing my hands in the basin of a public / work toilet after having a wee, whilst listening to the sounds of a man emptying his bowels.

Unless you're ill, do your number twos at home. "

That’s why you always use the “Forbidden” toilet aka the disabled toilet! Always clean and all by yourself

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By *boneMan
over a year ago

stroud


"Clock in, grab a coffee, go to the morning meeting then off to the shiter. Its become a routine now

I’m phoning your boss on Monday! "

He is normally sat in the next trap

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By *ustPeekinMan
over a year ago

Alresford


"Only a fifth of it

You want to get yourself down a public toilet and pop some in your pocket and leg it take an empty soap bottle with you too and top it up! "

But they don’t have the aloe Vera soft and lovely

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By *ustOneBearMan
over a year ago

Neath


"A new low in fabguys forum "

I thought “wanking at work” was lower.

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Wanking at work is perfectly fine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking at work is perfectly fine... "

Ahh the memories of a nice “shank”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only a fifth of it

You want to get yourself down a public toilet and pop some in your pocket and leg it take an empty soap bottle with you too and top it up!

But they don’t have the aloe Vera soft and lovely "

Beggars can’t be choosers think of the pennies saved. Oh and pinch a big brush if you need one too!

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
over a year ago

Heathrow

When you got to go you got to go

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By *arriedbiMan
over a year ago

Aldershot


"When you got to go you got to go"

So true I do n happy if stink loo out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP's AWOL

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By *2michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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What else are you going to do? If you need to go, you need to go.

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway

I have no choice, also can't see the problem. Is a normal human function

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By *issy SiMan
over a year ago

Horsham

What a weird question. That's what toilets are for? Why wouldn't you...unless you're a brain surgeon in the middle of an operation perhaps...

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

What else are you going to do? If you need to go, you need to go."

I prefer to hold on for a while and use my bidet at home, if possible. Doesn't everyone?

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By *ichelle-hantsTV/TS
over a year ago

Hayling island, Hants

No. If I need to go I go, work or home doesn't matter

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By *astguy7Man
over a year ago

Ross on Wye


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

What else are you going to do? If you need to go, you need to go.

I prefer to hold on for a while and use my bidet at home, if possible. Doesn't everyone?"

You poo in the bidet? Dirty guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in Saudi. There is no way on earth you’d use the facilities in our workplace. You’d catch a disease just having a pee

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By *cd69Man
over a year ago

ash vale

In the toilet yes at your desk not really

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

North Essex

Only if I really have too

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By *uck me in KentMan
over a year ago

Medway


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

What else are you going to do? If you need to go, you need to go.

I prefer to hold on for a while and use my bidet at home, if possible. Doesn't everyone?"
why would you hold on and personally I don't know anyone who owns a bidet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't a bidet a posh thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love all the "do it on works time, screw the employer" comments. Now us self employed folk might take a different view!"

Surely you'll do at your customers premises, if your not online lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where I worked they installed comods so you didn't have to leave the office. However it wasn't very successful as if anyone had been for a vindaloo ththe night before the office would empty in seconds. "

How can that be even legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was on an interview panel once, one of the candidates decided to go to the toilet, which was right next to the interview room. Although the toilet had a window, for some reason he opted to ventilate afterwards by opening the connecting door.

Reminds me of One Foot in the Grave. The episode where they were in a solicitor's office waiting room. Victor needed the loo,which happened to be the other side of a plasterboard wall. Every sound could be heard....

So as we welcomed him into the interview, there also wafted in the smell of his stinky poo. And it lingered.

He didn't get the job of course. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bloody daft question!"

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By *urious-41Man
over a year ago

honiton


"10 mins a day at work on the toilet 5days a week works out about a weeks wage in a year so yeah be silly not to "

Jay Kent 37 = Legend ! PMSL

OP = great thread !

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By *ickey55Man
over a year ago

Coalville

If I need a shit I will go anywhere.. work, home, local library if I get caught short waiting for the bus.. it’s a normal bodily function

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By *ncutNovaMan
over a year ago

Telford

Absolutely 100% yes! Be rude not to if you're getting paid to have a shite for 15 minutes!

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I rather not myself. But if you gotta go, you gotta go!! Still prefer not to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I need a shit I will go anywhere.. work, home, local library if I get caught short waiting for the bus.. it’s a normal bodily function

"

Well said

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)


"Isn't a bidet a posh thing lol"

Don't most homes have them? It's certainly a more hygienic way to clean up post-defecation.

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Isn't a bidet a posh thing lol

Don't most homes have them? It's certainly a more hygienic way to clean up post-defecation."

Nope. I use washlets. Even the Romans used a sponge.

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)


"Isn't a bidet a posh thing lol

Don't most homes have them? It's certainly a more hygienic way to clean up post-defecation.

Nope. I use washlets. Even the Romans used a sponge."

Washlets are great, we have a Japanese one in the second bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I need to poo I poo. The consequences could be much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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as long as you don't go on the bosses desk...

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By *ro4hoesMan
1 day ago

Newport

No issues taking a shit at work, judging by the pants and trousers around ankles under the stall, neither do my colleagues. Could be knocking one out I guess

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By *ubmanMan
1 day ago

Dublin 24

I dont even understand where this question is coming from.Is it not a natural thing that if you need to go,no matter where you are,you go?

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By *lackbootzMan
1 day ago

Hayes, Middx


"I dont even understand where this question is coming from.Is it not a natural thing that if you need to go,no matter where you are,you go?"

Well, having posed this fascinating question, the OP is no longer with us. Perhaps he got his jollies by making men talk about defecating.

Originally I presumed the thread was about some sort of dirty protest at work. Not a do you use your work toilets to do a no 2. Which mundanity, if anything, is even more weird to discuss.

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By *excessMan
1 day ago

Sleaford

I worked in a homeless project years ago in a pokey office right next to the loo.

It was a totally female team besides me and In the year I worked there I didn't have a tom tit once in there!!

Thank fuck Asda was just around the corner

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By *ops must be madMan
1 day ago

East kent

Who would even think of asking that question.

But as you asked no I always go at home before I go to work. I don’t like sitting on a toilet seat many other people have sat on.

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By *3versMan
1 day ago

glasgow

Unless you're a pole dancer I reckon it's alright to shit at your workplace, but there's probably a market for that too

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By *lackbootzMan
1 day ago

Hayes, Middx


"Unless you're a pole dancer I reckon it's alright to shit at your workplace, but there's probably a market for that too"

Pole dancers aren’t attached to the pole 24/7, dear… 🙄

Just because you once saw them in an episode of Taggart…

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By *3versMan
1 day ago

glasgow


"Unless you're a pole dancer I reckon it's alright to shit at your workplace, but there's probably a market for that too

Pole dancers aren’t attached to the pole 24/7, dear… 🙄

Just because you once saw them in an episode of Taggart… "

My niece told me otherwise, naughty bimbo

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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Only on overtime rate of time and a turd ! 😉💩

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By *oy thamesMan
1 day ago

Romford

Whats the point of the question

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By *luggableMan
1 day ago

Wymondham

Not on the CEO's desk.

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By *anmannersMan
1 day ago

Notts

Well, I'm retired now but in answer to the silly question, yes, I always pooed at work.......

But then, I worked from home

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"Whats the point of the question"

The intriguing inquiry may have been propounded to ascertain the proper procedure for accessing the company's locaux de shitterîe during regular working hours.

Nevertheless, in view of to the OP's current status, it is unlikely that the underlying rationale will be definitively ascertained. 😉

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By *anmannersMan
1 day ago

Notts

Well, as long as your not shitting out gobbledygook, that's ok

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By *arcusUK2Man
1 day ago

Winchester

If shitting at work is frowned upon, why do they install toilets? Of course it's OK, just as long as you use the toilets, and not the corridor, like some people.

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"Well, as long as your not shitting out gobbledygook, that's ok "

Is there any noticeable difference between gobbledygook and....💩 ? 😅

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By *edMan
1 day ago

South Wales

Depends…. If you’re a scoober diver then it’s probably not a good idea…

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By *IPMANMan
1 day ago

LONDON

I also booked dentists appointments early afternoons so it wasn't worth going back. Had my hair cut on firm's time too, after all it grew on their time.

And if my boss could have the afternoon off to take his free company car to the mechanics...then everything is fair game

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By *IPMANMan
1 day ago

LONDON

I used to jack off at work too

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By *awihMan
1 day ago

Aldershot


"What’s everybody’s thoughts ?

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Well it depends on where you poo at work. I wouldn’t think it would go down too well if you did it on the desk, but in the toilet shouldn’t be a problem 🤣

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By *MSpunkMan
1 day ago

essex

Shit happens..........

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By *ondon RimmerMan
1 day ago

Islington

If you use the toilet, sure

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By *upertedMan
1 day ago

Nelson

Of course! And bash one out too if the need arises...

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By *eepeter4Man
1 day ago

Bournemouth

It depends on the toilet paper provided Andrex or Izal.

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By *ookingaroundMan
1 day ago

Bristol

But the real question needs to be, is it ok to poo whilst working?

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By *idge555Man
23 hours ago

Cheshire

Think you're a bunch of tight arses!!,

Jus sayin

😎

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By *appycock55Man
22 hours ago

the shire


"Of course! And bash one out too if the need arises... "

I had two poos at work today and one wank. Has to be done.

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By *ezzadMan
22 hours ago

Nottingham

Well I’ve had a wank at work so a trip to the toilet seems quite tame!

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