FabGuys.com forum: Clocks forward

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forward in spring back in fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forward in spring, back in autumn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit… is that tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2am Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit… is that tonight?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an anti-clockwise clock on my kitchen wall, so I turn the hands back one hour in order to move the time forward one hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got an anti-clockwise clock on my kitchen wall, so I turn the hands back one hour in order to move the time forward one hour

When I was much much younger, I had one of those too, everyone found it very very confusing, but not as confusing as the ‘metric’ clock I had, that just made no sense at all.

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By *eavitreeAnonMan
over a year ago

Heavitree, Exeter

"I've got an anti-clockwise clock on my kitchen wall, so I turn the hands back one hour in order to move the time forward one hour

When I was much much younger, I had one of those too, everyone found it very very confusing, but not as confusing as the ‘metric’ clock I had, that just made no sense at all."

When my staff used to annoy me by constantly asking the date over and over again I sometime used to give them the date according to the French Revolutionary Calendar and let them work it out themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got an anti-clockwise clock on my kitchen wall, so I turn the hands back one hour in order to move the time forward one hour

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Eehh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm turning mine back to when I was 21

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By *igerboyxxxMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

Try using a binary clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring forward and fall back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2am Sunday morning."
..will do

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By *h60Man
over a year ago

Thurso

Im not waiting up till then

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By *onameyetMan
over a year ago

chorley

Does that mean more or less wanking time?

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By *tefan_09Man
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Does that mean more or less wanking time? "

Same time on Saturday but a BONUS hour on Sunday

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By *ogwhammerMan
over a year ago

Rainham KENT

"Does that mean more or less wanking time? "

No you get an extra hour

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By *sal paulMan
over a year ago

frinton /walton area

Time to stop it now no need to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that mean more or less wanking time?

No you get an extra hour "

Where do you get the extra hour from ?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Bargoed

"Does that mean more or less wanking time?

No you get an extra hour

Where do you get the extra hour from ? "

Clocks go back an hour

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By *onloongMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Often had to work an extra hour at work. Nights

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By *cunnySucker69Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

As the Americans say spring forward and fall back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit… is that tonight?

Yes"
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Nay

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By *evanianMan
over a year ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

The clocks go back by one hour at 2am next Sunday (27th October 2024).

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I'm turning mine back to when I was 21

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so is uncle Knobhead he wants to go back to the Swinging 60s

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By *laireKTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

"Does that mean more or less wanking time?

No you get an extra hour

Where do you get the extra hour from ? "

It's an extra hour in bed.

I dunno.

Have you tried looking under the pillow?

Feel around for something which feels like a small hand.

(Ignore this advice if you're related to Saville)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall forward ...back down..it couldn't be simpler

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Isn't it time we stopped all this shit. Nobody likes it, nobody has any good reasons for continuing to do it.

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By *ottom4444Man
over a year ago

Near Haverhill

"Isn't it time we stopped all this shit. Nobody likes it, nobody has any good reasons for continuing to do it. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it time we stopped all this shit. Nobody likes it, nobody has any good reasons for continuing to do it. "

Oh, I agree - leave the clocks alone. It makes no actual difference to how much daylight there is in any day.

If it bothers you, just change you start and finish times with the seasons, but stop meddling with everybody's feckin' clock twice a year!

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

And don't forget it is a Bank Holiday in Eire on Monday

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By *inkyfuckerukMan
over a year ago

Worcester & Bangor

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1916..World War 1..Germany started daylight saving time to save fuel...Britain soon followed suit..been doing it since ( road safe issue?)..

Blame the Germans....

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By *issy abdl CarlyTV/TS
over a year ago

buckshaw

My watch once stopped during a minutes silence.

Was stood there for hours.

And i couldnt tell anybody.

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By *ubberTVSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Accrington

Bad news for dyslexics though. Sunday morning their cocks turn black!

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By *ld4yngfunMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The clocks go back by one hour at 2am next Sunday (27th October 2024)."
Tomorrow is the 27th. Of October Not next Sunday

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By *uminsideme .Man
over a year ago

Congresbury

I read that wrong lol 😆 😂 x

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By *obstilllovesthecockMan
over a year ago

fife

"Time to stop it now no need to do it "

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By *obstilllovesthecockMan
over a year ago

fife

It's complete nonsense now.

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By *oetCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Mansfield

" When I was younger, I also had an anticlockwise clock. Very very confusing, but not as confusing as the ‘metric’ clock I had, that just made no sense at all."

Is that one of those where the numbers are squashed together and 24 is at 6 position or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the future...Forward March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the first clock was invented ..how did they know the right time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So save moving the clocks...Afghanistan have put there clocks back 600 years

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By *hitesox100Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I saw a message aimed at all the Dyslexics. Tonight all your cocks go black.

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By *ldmanMan
over a year ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

When is it going to double summer time again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When is it going to double summer time again?"
..during world war 3...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my clocks are radio controlled, automatic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My watch once stopped during a minutes silence.

Was stood there for hours.

And i couldnt tell anybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the first clock was invented ..how did they know the right time

They phoned the speaking clock !

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"When the first clock was invented ..how did they know the right time

They had it written on a piece of paper....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

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By *astenotimeMan
over a year ago

Gedling

"When the first clock was invented ..how did they know the right time

Scientists used a sun dial and worked it out

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By *artina400TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"When the first clock was invented ..how did they know the right time

They had it written on a piece of paper.... "

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By *astDevonGuyMan
over a year ago

Seaton

The position of the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time always used to be based on local noon.

So midday was dependant on where you were.

Example Harwich is 22mins ahead of Plymouth.

Time as we understand it was invented for railway timetables.

This is how by knowing the exact time @Greenwich ie an accurate clock, you could discover your longitude at noon.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

here ford shire

"Forward in spring back in fall"

Spring forward & fall back.

People assume the Fall is an American terminology for Autumn.

It’s not it’s what old England called the autumn

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By *owalskiMan
over a year ago

Addlestone

"Shit… is that tonight?"

No, Sunday March 30th .......

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By *orchlightMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

"Shit… is that tonight?

No, Sunday March 30th .......

Wait for it! Wait for it!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

Malvern

No. We don’t gain an hour. We put the clocks forward and lose an hour.

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By *ondon RimmerMan
over a year ago

Islington

Let's hope for some good spring weather this year, last year was all grey for weeks on end

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By *omyorksMan
over a year ago

Nr York

We seem to be in a trend of cold springs. After early promise in March the last few years have seen cold weather in April and May. More daylight, but not warm.

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense. "

I'd rather have BST all year round

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By *astersteve906Man
over a year ago

Near Lutterworth

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

Exactly GMT+1 all the time

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By *etstalkMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Does this mean I lose an hour of laying in my bed with my cock in hand??

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By *usicmanxxxMan
over a year ago

WN8

"Does this mean I lose an hour of laying in my bed with my cock in hand??

Yes but you’ll an extra hour in the autumn when they go back

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By *etstalkMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Does this mean I lose an hour of laying in my bed with my cock in hand??

Yes but you’ll an extra hour in the autumn when they go back "

Haha indeed.

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

I thought that was a cattle disease?

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

I thought that was a cattle disease? "

Think that is BSE

BST=British Summer Time

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

I thought that was a cattle disease?

Think that is BSE

BST=British Summer Time

I believe they've found BSE in Alphabet Spaghetti, so I stay clear of it these days.

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wish they would stop that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this timely advice be on

tic toc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I but my clock forward it’s going to fall of the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

That won't last...I'll give it six months

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Personally I don't think there's any need for it now. Just stick GMT and stop this nonsense.

I'd rather have BST all year round

That won't last...I'll give it six months

I'm a bit more of an optimist so I'll give it seven months

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Trump is planning to end it.

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By *el LondonMan
over a year ago

London

A stupid jet lag for the whole nation. We will lose 1 hour and the time will fly by again. Don’t like that stupid summer time.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Wells

My birthday will be one hour shorter this year

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By *ottonsub777Man
over a year ago

Rutland

30th march clock go foward?

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By *evanianMan
over a year ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"30th march clock go foward?

Yes, clocks go forward 1 hour on 30th March at 1 am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin got rid of some Russian time zones... I think he had them dissappear

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Putin got rid of some Russian time zones... I think he had them dissappear

I heard they'd all somehow fallen out of barred windows in prisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's 1 less hour in March..more government cut backs...Rachel Reeves owes me a hore..

( typo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it later...going forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit… is that tonight?"

Yes

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By *ary1066Man
over a year ago

Preston

"Shit… is that tonight?

Yes "

No it isn’t and if you so clueless you will be one of the mugs buying over priced dyeing flowers from Morrison’s on Sunday

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By *etterbiggerMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Shit… is that tonight?

Yes

No it isn’t and if you so clueless you will be one of the mugs buying over priced dyeing flowers from Morrison’s on Sunday "

Ooh what colour are they dyeing them. Good old Morrisons always on the ball

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By *im le2Man
over a year ago

aylestone leic

Spring fwd fall back. That's how I remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish they would stop that shit. "
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Wonder if Reform party thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit… is that tonight?"

Yessssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And don't forget it is a Bank Holiday in Eire on Monday "
No, it isn’t unfortunately

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

"And don't forget it is a Bank Holiday in Eire on Monday No, it isn’t unfortunately"

Lol that was posted 23 weeks ago!

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Was going to change the clocks before I went to bed but decided not to. So just got up an hour late this morning. Or did I?

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By *ral b..Man
27 weeks ago

Surely the correct place to look is TicToc

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By *im le2Man
27 weeks ago

aylestone leic

Start wanking just before they go back then you will cum before you started.

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By *0yguyMan
27 weeks ago

Cumbria

"I've got an anti-clockwise clock on my kitchen wall, so I turn the hands back one hour in order to move the time forward one hour

Weirdo…. There are some absolute perverts on this site, but you have crossed a line there!

(Lol)

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By *h60Man
27 weeks ago

Thurso

I used to wait until the Monday morning then when the alarm went to getup for work I would put it back then and get another hours snooze

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By *astenotimeMan
27 weeks ago

Gedling

Spring forward... Out of bed

Fall back.... Into bed

Lol

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Forward with alacrity for the longer and warmer days ahead! ⏰🌞😎

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By *adBod1986Man
5 weeks ago

Runcorn

Antiquated nonsense that even farmers don't benefit from nowadays. I believe at one point David Cameron's govt toyed with the idea of scrapping it, a rare tory policy I'd have supported!

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