FabGuys.com forum: Ever had a carrot or cucumber up your bum…?

By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?

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By *arkvirginMan
20 weeks ago

sandwich kent

Yes love the feeling so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yes but they were well digested and on their way out!!

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By *ristolsbMan
20 weeks ago

Southville Bristol

Just a carrot? ... more like two butternut squash and a bag of onions.

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By *ilkysteveyMan
20 weeks ago

East Devon

Yes a cucumber

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By *omtom7Man
20 weeks ago

kerry

No just a cock or dildo.

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By *uebec didMan
20 weeks ago

Ipswich

Both and a wooden truncheon

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By *eagain4uMan
20 weeks ago

melton

I once used a banana up myself felt soo goof

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By *aul349Man
20 weeks ago

North of the Tyne

Yes, a guy I used to meet couldn't get it up anymore due to his meds used to enjoy toying me with various items while wanking me off.

He used both cucumbers and large carrots on occasions.

He also used a banana if he could find a long straight one.

Far from the weirdest things he used.

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By *imonJohnsonMan
20 weeks ago

Worthing

Banana but can't look at a cucumber in the shops without thinking rude things lol.

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By *iny cock xMan
20 weeks ago

Chester

Of course

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By *ummerpvcfunMan
20 weeks ago

bridport

Never even crossed my mind . D cell mag lite torch or top of a bowling pin yes

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By *endmeoverpleaseMan
20 weeks ago

Morton nr Bourne lincs

No got a 13 inch strap on and can take it all and a 16 inch horse cock shaped dildo can take about 14 inch s so far xx

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yes had various vegetables up my bum. As well as various other things

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Yes had various vegetables up my bum. As well as various other things "

Like an eel?

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By *aughty ClareTV/TS
20 weeks ago

hornchurch

a daddy used a carrot on me, then chocolate bars which I was made to eat, a carrot has really rough skin very enjoyable

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By *dibearMan
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Try carrot straight from the fridge… 😉

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By *inger TomMan
20 weeks ago

Estepona Costa del Sol.

Carrot, cucumber, banana, the most enjoyable for me is a carrot. I can usually cum hands free when I have a carrot up my arse.

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By *izzMan
20 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

just got a carrot out of the fridge i am going to put up my bum now mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yes a carrot I had up there. My old Master found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Took a corn on the cob once

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By *endy4UTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Yate. Bristol

I must confess to putting a cucumber up me. I had read an erotic story about a guy who's wife tied him up and peeled a cucumber, which makes it slippery, put a Corkscrew in the end of it and shoved it up him.

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By *ssieabcMan
20 weeks ago

Great Yarmouth

Yes cucumber several times

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Would love feeling a guy use different things on my arse

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By *hubbyguy196755Man
20 weeks ago

Wakefield

Had a cucumber and carrot up my arse

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By *ustPeekinMan
20 weeks ago

Alresford

First thing that went up there (other than my finger) was a carrot

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By *ndrewdavid101Man
20 weeks ago

Stretford/Urmston

Oh yes carrot, cucumber, paint roller handles of various sizes, paint brush handles 3 at once,loo brush,and hairbrush handles. The list is endless

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By *imon234Man
20 weeks ago

Durham

I found I had to peel the carrot first, it was too rough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

My ex Mrs used cucumbers on me and she had the other end at same time

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By *VforFunTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Doncaster

Have a look at my pics

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By *d abi1967TV/TS
20 weeks ago

worksop

Carrots,cucumbers, banana, pool cue, rolling pin.

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By *hropmMan
20 weeks ago

shrewsbury

Carrot cucumber banana.

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By *ust looking 9992024Man
20 weeks ago

Treforest

I have used a carrot on myself a few times and gradually used bigger and bigger

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By *dibearMan
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hope you didn’t par-boil as well 😉

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By *tuBGMan
20 weeks ago

Victoria Park

I will never look at a salad the same ever again.

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By *ngel40TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Kinross

Yes I have enjoyed carrots, cucumber, bananas and even an empty prosecco bottle in my bottom although I've yet to have a man fuck me, I've never had cock

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By *astguy7Man
20 weeks ago

Ross

Harvest festival soon. All those possibilities!

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By *dibearMan
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Worked in retail when I first saw a butternut squash (almost 30 years ago!)

Asked colleague ‘is this a fruit, veg or sex toy’ 😉

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By *obstilllovesthecockMan
20 weeks ago

fife

I have a love/hate relationship with cucumber 🥒🥒🥒

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By *ayhubbyMan
20 weeks ago

liverpool

Peel

The cucumber first it has its own moisture like lube and feels so good

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By *kigaiMan
20 weeks ago

Northampton

Not up me no. I had a massage client who liked a cucumber up him and always had one to hand.

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By *ottom4444Man
20 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Yeah I’ve tried a cucumber. The coldness wasn’t very horny tho

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Love all sorts of veg in my ass plus other odd items too...lots in the kitchen and garage to play with

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By *oyeur44Man
20 weeks ago

oxon

Always look for the curved cucumber nice a cold out the fridge

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By *ubboybottomMan
20 weeks ago

Northumberland

Yes I've had a cucumber and carrots up my ass and have eaten them afterwards

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By *rianishardMan
20 weeks ago

Cambridge

"Oh yes carrot, cucumber, paint roller handles of various sizes, paint brush handles 3 at once,loo brush,and hairbrush handles. The list is endless "

Sounds like a very familiar list plus not forgetting bottles, courgettes and anything else available and suitable shape & size

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By *buse me 49Man
20 weeks ago

all over

Have tried the handle of a hammer was good but needed plenty of lube

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By *amme!Man
20 weeks ago

on my travels!

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By *amme!Man
20 weeks ago

on my travels!

"Yes but they were well digested and on their way out!!"

Choked on my coffee! 🤣

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By *astDevonGuyMan
20 weeks ago

East Devon

"Try carrot straight from the fridge… 😉"

Or tinned

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By *etterbiggerMan
20 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Grated carrot and sliced cucumber. I was asked to leave the pizza hut salad bar. I miss heard how much can you cram in a bowl

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By *alm_one4Man
20 weeks ago

RM16

No, but have used a wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Cucumbers are a regular for me. Once even a butternut squash but that took plenty of lube and time

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By *atty70Man
20 weeks ago

port st mary

No but have used a hairbrush handle

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By *tr8m8bfastMan
20 weeks ago

belfast

Yes

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By *ldmanMan
20 weeks ago

Howden

Yes

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By *lokenexdoorMan
20 weeks ago

leominster

"Grated carrot and sliced cucumber. I was asked to leave the pizza hut salad bar. I miss heard how much can you cram in a bowl

Oh my days, that made me laugh, lucky for them you didn't stick your butt hole on the ice cream dispenser.

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By *idcotman58Man
20 weeks ago

chepstow

I had a ex use a carrots on me

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By *ia2TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Near

Cucumbers, various hairbrush handles (well a girl gets bored occasionally doesn’t she just brushing her hair

. Role on deodorants containers with rounded caps that fit really tight onto the container (they’re a bit short though. Nearly lost a few up there!

) various aerosol containers.

All of them were moments of weakness during horny spells, lol.

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By *appycock55Man
20 weeks ago

the shire

Love using a cold cucumber, had a few other things up there as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Try warming a cucumber in the microwave for 50 seconds, smear one end with ky and glide it in

Test for temp tho

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By *0yguyMan
20 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Cucumbers, various hairbrush handles (well a girl gets bored occasionally doesn’t she just brushing her hair

. Role on deodorants containers with rounded caps that fit really tight onto the container (they’re a bit short though. Nearly lost a few up there!

) various aerosol containers.

All of them were moments of weakness during horny spells, lol.

I’d be really worried about “losing” an object up there and the embarrassment of having to explaining in A&E how I’d “slipped and fallen on it.”

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By *-skinMan
20 weeks ago

Weymouth

Had a banana.

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By *hototed54Man
20 weeks ago

leeds

I like using a cucumber because it always repeats on you

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By *iagoMan
20 weeks ago

Exeter

I had a regular top who shoved various fruit and veg up my arse and then took photos of me.

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By *onfabguyMan
20 weeks ago

aughnacloy emyvale area

I’ve tried all kinds of things in my ass. Does nothing for me.

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By *ndrewdavid101Man
20 weeks ago

Stretford/Urmston

"Try carrot straight from the fridge… 😉

Or tinned "
take them out of the tin first. Or maybe not

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By *ldhamAreaMan
20 weeks ago

OLDHAM

Likewise, top fucked me with a carrot and then had me eat it in front of him.

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By *oony69Man
20 weeks ago

derby

Had a few huge cucumbrrs up my ass.....mmmmm loved it

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Colchester

"I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?"

I have had cucumber and mint shower gel but I have never made it in the shower myself

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By *astDevonGuyMan
20 weeks ago

East Devon

Tend to keep mine in the fridge , stay fresher longer

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By *nonfolkestone 37Man
20 weeks ago

Folkestone

Why would you not just use a dildo or dick?

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By *oose1Man
20 weeks ago

doncaster

Is that classed as a vegetarian fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yes carrot,cucumber,banana,table leg,truncheon,etc etc my ex wife used to love sticking things up my arse.

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By *uth slut kingTV/TS
20 weeks ago

erdington

Yes both

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By *xtraoneMan
20 weeks ago

gloucester

Does a courgette count

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By *hyna HutchMan
20 weeks ago

valleys

Try figging. Peeled ginger root.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Carrot, cucumber, banana, you name it, all sorts have been experimented with.

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By *ost and lust fuelledMan
20 weeks ago

st.helens

Had a cucumber put up me once. It felt easier than i thought it would be and it made me feel so slutty !

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Just opened tin carrots look to small to me

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By *estafellaMan
20 weeks ago

Leicester

FFS, have you never heard of a dildo? Wait until you're sat in A&E at 2am with a fucking cucumber that's disappeared inside you! And I hope for your sake that it's organic!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Bottle of peroni all the way to the neck

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By *ush-backMan
20 weeks ago

shire

Needs must😁😁

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By *ery Naughty very niceMan
20 weeks ago

cardiff

I used to buy the biggest carrot I could find and cut it to cock shape. Warm it up in hot water before inserting it if you try it guys

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By *dibearMan
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Just opened tin carrots look to small to me"

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By *iganbttmMan
20 weeks ago

wigan

"I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?"
that’s not how to get your 5 a day, unless I’m doing it wrong?

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By *i4cock2018Man
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

Before owning a dildo, when I was young, maybe 14ish,cucumber was the way

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By *umybum963Man
20 weeks ago

kent

Mmm done cucumber, spoilt for choice in the supermarket and have to think how brave and how horny you’re going to be! And you pick one and go home and get playing and you think how am I getting that in!! Lots of lube and po…ers and it goes in!

Nobody spoken about zucchini!! Nice and wide and lovely shape , proper ass stretcher!!! Great fun!!!!

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By *iguy650Man
20 weeks ago

newport

Aren't carrots already cock shaped!

Reminds me of the Blackadder episode where Baldrick says something like "that turnip looks just like a thingy, whereas I have a thingy that looks just like a turnip!"...

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By *hyna HutchMan
20 weeks ago

valleys

"FFS, have you never heard of a dildo? Wait until you're sat in A&E at 2am with a fucking cucumber that's disappeared inside you! And I hope for your sake that it's organic!"

Very wise.

Saw a vid of a guy getting a vegetable removed from the anal canal.

Horrific. Can't un-see it.

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By *ery Naughty very niceMan
20 weeks ago

cardiff

More cock shaped then lol. If it's thick enough you can cut a helmet shape

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By *uliette-crossTV/TS
20 weeks ago

swadlincote

Yes, many times, I prefer cucumber... bigger, stretches my hole more & it's easier to grip as I ram it in & out of me

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By *ia2TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Near

"Cucumbers, various hairbrush handles (well a girl gets bored occasionally doesn’t she just brushing her hair

. Role on deodorants containers with rounded caps that fit really tight onto the container (they’re a bit short though. Nearly lost a few up there!

) various aerosol containers.

All of them were moments of weakness during horny spells, lol.

I’d be really worried about “losing” an object up there and the embarrassment of having to explaining in A&E how I’d “slipped and fallen on it.”"

now that would have to be a creative story wouldn’t it😂.

I don’t do it these days though. I make sure there’s a handle or a wider lip on it like a butt plug so it can’t get sucked all the way in

hehe, xxx. Tia

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By *eicesterBCMan
20 weeks ago

Leicester

A carrot yes. Weirdest was a toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yes I have, carrots, bananas and a cucumber

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By *ad4older321Man
20 weeks ago

Ards

Yes to both of these things

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By *yespy57Man
20 weeks ago

Hull

Carrots and a screwdriver gandle.

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By *octorMMan
20 weeks ago

London

Oooh fuck yea

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I think I need to nip to the supermarket, vegetable section

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By *tm4u2takeMan
20 weeks ago

IP19

When you’re walking to the till cucumber and lube in hand

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By *jh59Man
20 weeks ago

Stoke Golding

Carrots , cucumbers , bananas and various other objects

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I’m the same I’ve put all kinds up my bum. Cucumbers and bananas were a particular favourite of mine. Probably because they were readily available.

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By *erso400Man
20 weeks ago

Stockport

Courgettes are marvellous X

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By *eogeo123Man
20 weeks ago

hamilton

So I am a bit confused.

Should the cucumber be de-skinned to allow it to me moist or skin on?

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By *umybum963Man
20 weeks ago

kent

Yes!!! Courgettes are the best!!! All sizes hard and stretch you good!!! Great for riding, like to start the easy end first then turn it around and brace the large end and open ur hole up!!!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
20 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?"

Just the real thing for me.

Interesting that you remembered to take vegetables with you to have a shower, but not the lube

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By *erneMan
20 weeks ago

Shoeburyness

I had a chap use a cucumber on me a couple of weeks ago I loved it

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By *urner69Man
20 weeks ago

Bathgate

When I was young and living at home, I started with a banana. Soon progressed to cucumbers. Still get a semi in the supermarket when I see something nice and girthy.

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By *eogeo123Man
20 weeks ago

hamilton

Was it peeled or skin on

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By *chupforitMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Courgettes are marvellous X"

Definitely.

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By *oiner2Man
20 weeks ago

newark

Cucumbers are a favourite of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I’m just heading to Tesco veggie isle, got black panties, stockings and suspenders on under my jeans, let’s see how many veggies are the right shape and size

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Courgettes for me !

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By *alking HeadMan
20 weeks ago

Bolton

Aubergine, small butternut squash(both ends!), apples, Pom bottle, XL Kong dog toy. Never lost anything up there!

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By *azaMan
20 weeks ago

Walsall

No but wouldn't mind a nice Cock in me

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By *urner69Man
20 weeks ago

Bathgate

"Was it peeled or skin on"

Skin on. Needs a bit of firmness

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Lots of veg and other things going in my ass this afternoon

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By *ice oneCoolMan
20 weeks ago

edinburgh

My man friend used a cucumber on me.

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By *illitMan
20 weeks ago

Knaresborough

I find cucumber tends to repeat on me

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By *alking HeadMan
20 weeks ago

Bolton

"Was it peeled or skin on

Skin on. Needs a bit of firmness

If your suffering the after effects of a king prawn phal, then a peeled one is as welcome as refrigerated toilet roll.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Bedford

Marrow xxx

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By *alking HeadMan
20 weeks ago

Bolton

Is anyone getting their full 5 a day?

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By *shford42Man
20 weeks ago

kent

Many times lol

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Bedford

I have an allotment xxx

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By *ub bottom 56Man
20 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Had both x

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By *ub bottom 56Man
20 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *isa220TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Greenock

Yes both and mars bar to

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By *reme1Man
20 weeks ago

dursley

A microwaved carrot, not far off the real thing! And it don’t cum quick!!

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By *umfun xl5Man
20 weeks ago

Canvey

Done carrots but by far the best feeling was small ice cubes pushed inside me whilst I sat on the toilet letting the water drip from me

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By *ugh 100TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Taunton

Love an organic dildo helps me think I’m doing something for the countryside while I’m ramming a cucumber up my arse

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By *asaionMan
20 weeks ago

Westmeath

I only ever tried a banana

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By *oeJoesphMan
20 weeks ago

About town

Thats what started me off, carrot, cucumber, courgette, then i treated myself to a thrusting dildo. That was my favourite for a bit, then really wanted some real cock. So much better when a guy is thrusting inside you.

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By *ove anal2023TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Skegby, Sutton In Ashfield

Had a cucumber which my girlfriend used on me

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By *uffolkmale54TV/TS
20 weeks ago

lowestoft

yes both, not together though

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By *976BeardedManMan
20 weeks ago

Essex & London

I am about to put screwdriver handle up my arse feels wonderful

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By *teve8888TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Started out with veg & then progressed onto the sink plunger, (just me ?? ). I would suction the cup onto the wardrobe mirror so that the handle was horizontal, lube it up & back onto it, had a nice rounded top plastic handle & a finger grip shaft for an even better feeling.

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By *uliette-crossTV/TS
20 weeks ago

swadlincote

Loads of times, cucumber is a favourite of mine.

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By *atureExplorer89Man
20 weeks ago

Bolton

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By *atureExplorer89Man
20 weeks ago

Bolton

You are supposed to eat them, not stick them up your shitter!

I think that's taking your 5 a day too far

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Wrexham

I once did a whole webcam show on tvchix using veg and fruit..

Over the session I had carrot, cucumber, courgette, banana and a leek all used as dildos lol..

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By *0yguyMan
20 weeks ago

Cumberland

"I once did a whole webcam show on tvchix using veg and fruit..

Over the session I had carrot, cucumber, courgette, banana and a leek all used as dildos lol..

Next season the same, but sucking them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Carrots are very good for your memory.

Get one stuck up your bum......

And you'll never forget it.

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By *ature nudistMan
20 weeks ago

south

Full field of em !

Do like two at a time though

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By *urrey_hjTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Kingston Upon Thames

"I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?"

Years ago I froze a good sized carrot and as soon as I was alone, attached my electric toothbrush to it.

You can imagine what happened next…….it was very horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Can’t get any dildos as married and they don’t know… I improvise with all types of things

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Went shopping yesterday in veggie isle , I should be putting some pictures on my profile later

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By *raigsubMan
20 weeks ago

away

I have not...

Hang on...

Do you just mean earlier today? Or are we including that extra large cucumber from yesterday?

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By *raigsubMan
20 weeks ago

away

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By *idcotman58Man
20 weeks ago

chepstow

Yeh both not at the same time

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By *olin44Man
20 weeks ago

houghton

Yes both x by gf 2 years bak

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By *olin44Man
20 weeks ago

houghton

Yes both x by gf 2 years bak

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By *non-itaMan
20 weeks ago

Bristol

No, but I've definitely had a large turd up there.

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By *ackernest87Man
20 weeks ago

March

Yes I found a cucumber was the best, have also used a stainless steel cock shaped toilet roll holder but slipped feeding it up, phew made my eyes water lol

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By *asper78Man
20 weeks ago

liverpopl

I have a few toys but I have a candle that I use fits so fucken perfect

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By *onybluenailsMan
20 weeks ago

Crawley

Courgettes for me !

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By *ewwarriorMan
20 weeks ago

London

"Carrots,cucumbers, banana, pool cue, rolling pin."

OMG a rolling pin??

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By *inkycokMan
20 weeks ago

Walkden

Wine bottle

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By *attie2000Man
20 weeks ago

Brecon

Oh yes

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By *hloe TullyTV/TS
20 weeks ago

norwich

I have had half the content of my fridge up my bum x

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By *ugarrainMan
20 weeks ago

paisley

One of those plastic roll-on deodorant bottles.

Lovely big helmet on them.

Go in lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I’d love to be filmed been fucked with a cucumber.

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By *unromingMan
20 weeks ago

hemel

Nice sized carrot shaped with a potato peeler to make a bell end.

Well lubed ass...very horny...wank to complete. Awesome

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By *endmeoverpleaseMan
20 weeks ago

Morton nr Bourne lincs

No sorry a carrot or cucumber ar not big enough x

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By *kinnysubbottomMan
20 weeks ago

ripon

Yes when I was yng spent lots of my time experimenting what I could get up my bum and what felt nice

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By *erti888Man
20 weeks ago

Isleworth

🥒🥒🥒yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Ill try anything in my ass

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By *hong80321967Man
20 weeks ago

Wakefield

Done banana and cucumber

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By *ick.LuvittMan
20 weeks ago

travel

"I had a shower a while back, and took some veg… with me… I didn’t have any lube… so it was a bit awkward.. I still enjoyed it though.. any one else have shower fun..?"

Not since Aldi released Kevin the carrot

#CarrotsLivesMatter

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Yeah carrots are good, not tried cucumber yet, unless someone wants to do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Cucumber on many occasions. When shopping with the wife I always pick up the biggest/fattest one on joke it’s for her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Courgettes are good

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

There used to be a time where I'd stick anything dick shaped up my ass,

Usually d*unk

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By *esperateDanMan
20 weeks ago

Woodley

Can I recommend a Leek. They are strong and sturdy, with a nice bulbous end. Just smooth off the end and away you go

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By *antasistMan
20 weeks ago

Nowhere

Tried various household items when I first started out including bananas but quickly dropped it once I graduated to real cocks.

I do have a couple of toys these days token me satisfied if there’s no one around I like.

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By *howme10Man
5 weeks ago

enfield

Yep cucumbers a go to

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By *inger TomMan
5 weeks ago

Estepona Costa del Sol.

Cucumber, carrot, banana courgette, the best one was the carrot had some lovely hands free orgasms.

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