FabGuys.com forum: Worst Cliff Richard song

By *edBear OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst Cliff Richard song

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."

Believe this is whats called a rhetorical question,where the poser of the question also answers themselves

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By *ayrayMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Fucking love Cliff. ⚠️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t build a half century singing career entirely on shit songs.

Just because you don’t have a taste for cliff songs doesn’t make them shit. I’m absolutely sure there are songs that you love that I would really not like, and vice versa.

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By *edBear OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You don’t build a half century singing career entirely on shit songs.

Just because you don’t have a taste for cliff songs doesn’t make them shit. I’m absolutely sure there are songs that you love that I would really not like, and vice versa."

Jesus, calm down. It's a bit of laugh. Christ. Take a rain check.

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By *tevejbMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Some of the early rock and roll songs like 'Willy do the hand jive' were excellent but a lot of the ballads were terrible. D in love - for example.

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By *ristolsbMan
over a year ago

Bedminster, Bristol

I don't like any of em much but Mistletoe and Whine makes me physically cringe. Toe curling stuff, I mean "Chris-tee-un rhyme"... yack!

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."
SCRIM

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By *acingfanMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

The Millennium Prayer completely eclipses all others for crapness and crassness. I'm not a fan, but he has some that are passable. Most rubbish though.

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
over a year ago

Anglesey

"I don't like any of em much but Mistletoe and Whine makes me physically cringe. Toe curling stuff, I mean "Chris-tee-un rhyme"... yack!"

I would have said Devil Woman but I'd forgotten that gem, probably as a result of the trauma it can inflict on the accidental listener who it catches unaware

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I still enjoy the video for Wired For Sound. Showing that he was still relevant to the eighties kids with their walkmans, roller-skates and lycra.

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By *oanne..TV/TS
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Has he released a good one ????

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By *astguy7Man
over a year ago

Ross on Wye

That rarely heard duet with ACDC. Filthy language too.

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By *entleoneMan
over a year ago

near heathrow

Is there a good one?

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By *b20Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Id happily be as shit as him if I had his cash

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm sure he has written a few great songs but probably lost them deep in the back of his very large closet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my favourite of Artist but clearly a massive success in the music industry. Lifetime of sell out tours says it all

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."

I quite like Some People, but apart from that...all shite!

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By *opmaster62Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

His I'm Almost Famous album is great. Top pop songs

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

There isn't one

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Cliff should do a Chrimbo song with Kneecap. Would be a guaranteed hit.

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
over a year ago

Camden

Who is Cliff Richard?

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Uncle Knobheads Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early one. Expresso Bongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don’t build a half century singing career entirely on shit songs.

Just because you don’t have a taste for cliff songs doesn’t make them shit. I’m absolutely sure there are songs that you love that I would really not like, and vice versa.

Jesus, calm down. It's a bit of laugh. Christ. Take a rain check."

Totally calm, don’t see anything in the post that could make you think even vaguely otherwise, as for decent cliff songs, here’s a few;

Move It

Travelling Light

Please Don’t Tease

Theme for a Dream

When the Girl in Your Arms

It’ll Be Me

On The Beach

Throw Down A Line

Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha

Miss You Nights

We don’t Talk Anymore

Carrie

Wired For Sound

Please Don’t Fall in Love

All I Ask Of You

Rise Up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and as for a worst one I’d have to go with Millennium Prayer

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Please Sir Cliff Richard can you write another Xmas song so we can shut up these horrible Cliff Richard hater's up out there .

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By *eatherboy1Man
over a year ago

kent

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistletoe and wine, in fact all his Christmas songs but do like his music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Cliff Richard?"
....Harry Webb

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Worst Cliff song!

There's no such thing...

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By *acingfanMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'm going to say something positive about Miss You Nights

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By *amie1402Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time . . . !

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By *amie1402Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Or was that someone else . . ?

Whoever, it was shite.

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By *ornbi321Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fucking love Cliff. ⚠️"

He would probably love you back , as long as you keep quiet about by it

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By *endleGuy_01Man
over a year ago

Nelson

Every one of them.

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By *acingfanMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Simply having a wonderful Christmas time . . . !"
Paul McCartney that one.

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I bet all theses Sir Cliff Richard hater's have a Cliff Richard calender on the mantel piece at home to keep their children away from the fire

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By *endleGuy_01Man
over a year ago

Nelson

"I bet all theses Sir Cliff Richard hater's have a Cliff Richard calender on the mantel piece at home to keep their children away from the fire "

You can be sure of it

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By *idge555Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Good golly miss molly!,

😎.....

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By *adwolf75Man
over a year ago

Grantham

All of them

He should be banned from existence

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By *evanianMan
over a year ago

Flintshire

"All of them

He should be banned from existence "

Agreed! He had his day in the late 50's - 60's, he's way, way past his shelf life and now is a national embarrassment!

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By *ritpopMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Living doll the young ones😂😂

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By *outhendman1972Man
over a year ago

Southend-on-Sea

"You don’t build a half century singing career entirely on shit songs.

Just because you don’t have a taste for cliff songs doesn’t make them shit. I’m absolutely sure there are songs that you love that I would really not like, and vice versa.

Jesus, calm down. It's a bit of laugh. Christ. Take a rain check.

Totally calm, don’t see anything in the post that could make you think even vaguely otherwise, as for decent cliff songs, here’s a few;

Move It

Travelling Light

Please Don’t Tease

Theme for a Dream

When the Girl in Your Arms

It’ll Be Me

On The Beach

Throw Down A Line

Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha

Miss You Nights

We don’t Talk Anymore

Carrie

Wired For Sound

Please Don’t Fall in Love

All I Ask Of You

Rise Up

We Don't Talk Anymore is one of the best hits of the 70s and one of the best pop songs ever.

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By *outhendman1972Man
over a year ago

Southend-on-Sea

I'd say Saviour's Day was his best Christmas hit!

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By *liceCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Hatfield

All of them

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By *rooozerMan
over a year ago

Mistletoe and ******* wine!

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By *ryanything7oMan
over a year ago

redcar

The one we're he has to open his mouth to sing.

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By *egginzboyMan
4 weeks ago

Rugeley

does anyone think they'll ever lift the ban on his records ?

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By *egginzboyMan
4 weeks ago

Rugeley

"Who is Cliff Richard?....Harry Webb"

Harry Rodger Webb

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By *arrogateDadMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Anyones who’s been around as long as him is bound to have some naff songs. And also the occasional good one. Oceans Deep is a good song n he sings it well. Living Doll ain’t bad. Millennium Prayer …..well, I suppose you had to be there …..

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By *acingfanMan
4 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"Oh and as for a worst one I’d have to go with Millennium Prayer

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Absolutely this one.

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By *lexieMan
4 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

"All of them

He should be banned from existence

Agreed! He had his day in the late 50's - 60's, he's way, way past his shelf life and now is a national embarrassment!"

Not true, he carried his fifties/sixties teeny pop fan base with him through the generations... they are all OAP's now and still love him and his songs! Oh, except that song 'My Ding a Ling', they never liked that one... but forgave him for it!

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By *tevee40Man
4 weeks ago

Hastings

All of them

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By *amsoonMan
4 weeks ago

stornoway

Bachelor Boy was a bit of a giveaway if you read the lyrics

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By *egginzboyMan
4 weeks ago

Rugeley

He could easily have written a christmas number one this year

The man is pure genius !

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By *IPMANMan
4 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

As a child in the 50's my sister was 6 years older than me and a MASSIVE Cliff fan.

I endured hours of "Living Doll" ..maybe that turned me gay ?

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By *IPMANMan
4 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

Is he any worse than some of shit that McCartney has released...Wotcha McCartney 👍

Here's a sausage made from grass

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By *ruemaleMan
4 weeks ago

notts

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."

Are your songs and fame as appreciated by his fans as much?

I guess not.

He's not my cup of tea but he is others

Oh, and I was introduced to him when I was much younger.

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By *egginzboyMan
4 weeks ago

Rugeley

I think if Cliff released like a medley a mix up of all his hit songs it would shoot to number one and stay there for a long time

Go For It Sir Cliff !

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Mum loved him. Always playing him around the house growing up. When it became known that he was gay she just said he'd not had a night with her. Blamed Sue Barker who he was reported going out with for a while.

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By *indickMan
4 weeks ago

South Devon

Worst Cliff song? It's a tie with Some People or Daddy's Home

Either one has me running for the off switch or Immodium

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"Worst Cliff song? It's a tie with Some People or Daddy's Home

Either one has me running for the off switch or Immodium"

Careful running on immodium. Could be slippery.

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By *imonJohnsonMan
4 weeks ago

Worthing

Can only think of good or great ones. Was never keen on can't keep this feeling in.

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By *oose1Man
4 weeks ago

doncaster

Not keen on him or his music

But I’m sure there’s a lot of ladies love him

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By *illmanimp1972Man
4 weeks ago

pitsea

Well.i go against the grain here . I've seen cliff in concert and he still puts on a fantastic show .lots of stories and some great songs

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
4 weeks ago

Didcot

Not my cup of tea but He's had some really good songs and some bloody awful ones, but it's all subjective, we don't all like the same things.

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

All a matter of taste. Love him or hate him he is a great entertainer and a bit of a national icon. Wouldn't have lasted this long if he wasn't. Some of his songs are good. Others not so. Far better than some of the caterwaulers who people rave about.

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By *DAnnetteTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Brighton

I was never a fan but 10 years ago I was working for a hospitality company and was given a ticket to his 75th birthday gig at the Albert Hall, and I have to say that he was very good. Songs and chat all through two and a half hours.

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By *ova69Man
4 weeks ago

Belper

Liked summer holidays,rest wank

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By *aremanMan
4 weeks ago

Hingham

Always thought a Jesus freak surfing on the R&B wave was a bit off, and after that he was just irrelevant. Most of his output was anodyne, hard to know what was the worst. "Summer Holiday", perhaps. And there was a Christmas number, all but three earworm bars of which I forget.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Flintshire

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."

Agreed! I've never liked him but he was clearly popular in his day 60 + years ago but now he's a completely pitiful shadow of his former persona.

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By *itherneitherTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Burnham on sea

Can I widen the discussion to other artists ?

Mull of Kintire

Laughing gnome

Great Artists, terrible songs.

Conversly

I always liked the womble song.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Flintshire

"Can I widen the discussion to other artists ?

Mull of Kintire

Laughing gnome

Great Artists, terrible songs.

Conversly

I always liked the womble song."

I think that you'd probably get more response to the topic by opening a new dedicated thread tbh.

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By *3243Man
4 weeks ago

EDINBURGH

Love him or hate him he's lasted like very few others so a lot of people must like him a lot.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Flintshire

"Love him or hate him he's lasted like very few others so a lot of people must like him a lot. "

The Marmite phenomena!

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By *bone75Man
4 weeks ago

Bensham

His collaboration with the Young Ones singing Living Doll is seminal

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By *aremanMan
4 weeks ago

Hingham

"Love him or hate him he's lasted like very few others so not doing drugs was probably a good idea"

FIFY

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By *lverston GuyMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Millennium Prayer!

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By *astersteve906Man
4 weeks ago

Near Lutterworth

All of them

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By *ishop666Man
4 weeks ago

ls19

Definitely all

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By *vereadyman007Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan,orrell

Tit and fanny,how we dont talk anymore.

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By *rooozerMan
4 weeks ago

Saviours Day! Can’t bl00dy stand that!

And don’t get me started on mistletoe and s0dding wine!!!!!!!

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By *oanne..TV/TS
4 weeks ago

DONCASTER

Livin Doll with the (Young ones) Idiots .....

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By *arcus BezzantMan
4 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

Millennium Prayer, closely followed by Saviours day, however, I love Power to all our Friends, easily the best song never to win the Eurovision Song Contest.

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By *ynxguyMan
4 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Everything apart from Wired for Sound that is awesome

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By *attersbyMan
4 weeks ago

cotswold

A very talented man . May he rest in peace

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By *89RangerMan
4 weeks ago

Lincoln

Some good, some bad, same as other singers . . . BUT that Mistletoe and Wine . . . . . Noooooooooo, please, just NO.

It'll be blasted out this Christmas yet again.

Can see my volume button will be turned down again when it comes on.

Sorry Cliff😏

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By *ammiTVTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Inverness

"A very talented man . May he rest in peace "

Is he dead? x

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By *lackbootzMan
4 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"… but now he's a completely pitiful shadow of his former persona…"

He’s *85* and recovering from cancer. How odd he’s not a patch on his 1960s heyday. 🙄

What an utterly dumb comment.

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By *ary1066Man
4 weeks ago

Preston

One unfortunate bus collision and the whole rancid episode would of been a summer holiday we could all confine to history

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

I like small speakers and I like tall speakers.

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By *an467Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Take your pick. All shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I know someone who went to see him in concert, they couldn't make out on stage where he was, he was in the shadows at the time

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By *jh59Man
4 weeks ago

Hinckley

All of them

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By *ldmanMan
4 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Mistletoe and Whine!

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By *egginzboyMan
4 weeks ago

Rugeley

Ive got every song he ever sang

He had 67 uk top ten singles

Second only to elvis presley

You can't knock that !

Boom !

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By *ornyguy911Man
4 weeks ago

harrogate

Any one in which you happen to be unfortunate enough to hear

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By *enjonMan
4 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."
. Yep

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By *ammy39Man
4 weeks ago

Glenrothes

That's a bit unfair! Maybe one was ok?

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By *an467Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Naw

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By *ammy39Man
4 weeks ago

Glenrothes

The young ones ?

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By *an467Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Very apt

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By *ammy39Man
4 weeks ago

Glenrothes

Summer holiday?

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By *ausagesMan
4 weeks ago

carlisle

Best - Devil Woman - dedicated to Maggie Thatcher

Worst - Millenium Prayer - Woeful

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By *arcus BezzantMan
4 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

"Best - Devil Woman - dedicated to Maggie Thatcher

Worst - Millenium Prayer - Woeful"

No, Devil Woman came out in 1976, plus I think cliff quite liked Thatcher, sadly, otherwise, I agree that it's his best song, and Millennium Prayer the worst.

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By *egginzboyMan
3 weeks ago

Rugeley

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By *egginzboyMan
3 weeks ago

Rugeley

For a solo male singer Cliffs record sales were only topped by Elvis

So Cliff is extremely popular

Get in there Sir Cliff !

Big up Cliffy Boy !

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By *iono555Man
3 weeks ago

DERBY

All of them, especially that sanctimonious bilge Millennium prayer 🤮. Otoh, Cradle of Filth did a really good cover of Devil Woman.

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By *tewardMan
3 weeks ago

Falkirk

All of his Christmas songs. The only song of his I might listen to is Living Doll with the young ones but thats only because of them

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By *speedoMan
3 weeks ago

eastbourne

In your opinion, not a fact

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By *airybellyMan
3 weeks ago

Rhyl

All of them

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By *amplighter1Man
3 weeks ago

ryde

Every one he has ever sung

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By *ressmesissyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Not a fan but he has worked for what he has. He has his audience and that's who he plays too. Mid 80's and still performs after more than 60 years, good luck to him.

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By *egginzboyMan
3 weeks ago

Rugeley

The numbers speak for themselves fellars

Cliffy boy has the 2nd highest sales of songs on the planet

And only out done by Elvis

Now Then !

I rest my case

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By *rancd2TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Not a huge fan, but I have seen him in concert a couple of times. Entertaining with a good voice. I get why he’s so popular.

As for favourite song, probably ‘Move It’, worst for me was ‘The best of me’

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By *hagmenowplsMan
3 weeks ago

Hereford

Anything after the start of 1950

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By *ustOneBearMan
3 weeks ago

Neath

Sister was obsessed with him so always playing in the house. So unwilling know the lyrics to most of his stuff.

Mistletoe and wine / Lord’s Prayer/ savours day. All awful.

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By *iono555Man
3 weeks ago

DERBY

"The numbers speak for themselves fellars

Cliffy boy has the 2nd highest sales of songs on the planet

And only out done by Elvis

Now Then !

I rest my case

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Quantity does not mean quality. However his most egregious trait is his sanctimonious, treacle demeanour. And anyone with the sheer brass neck to entertain the War Criminal B. L. A. I. R. 1 these past twenty five each each festival of his blood soaked deity ( compare Paul Jones) deserves all the bile any civilised man can muster. To paraphrase the immortal words of Ambrose Beirce, Cliff is one who considers the Nazoreen Creed ideally suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour.

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

What makes a good song?

People liking it.

Music and songs are for enjoyment and if they succeed in bringing that to anyone then they can be classed as good.

There are many songs and artists I don’t like but my opinion doesn’t make them bad.

If music was judged solely on whether someone doesn’t like it then jazz and rock n roll would have been stopped before they took off.

Live and let live. Don’t like Cliff? Don’t listen to him.

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By *egginzboyMan
3 weeks ago

Rugeley

"The numbers speak for themselves fellars

Cliffy boy has the 2nd highest sales of songs on the planet

And only out done by Elvis

Now Then !

I rest my case

Quantity does not mean quality. However his most egregious trait is his sanctimonious, treacle demeanour. And anyone with the sheer brass neck to entertain the War Criminal B. L. A. I. R. 1 these past twenty five each each festival of his blood soaked deity ( compare Paul Jones) deserves all the bile any civilised man can muster. To paraphrase the immortal words of Ambrose Beirce, Cliff is one who considers the Nazoreen Creed ideally suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour."

Hmmmmmmm?

Very highly !

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

I would rather to listen my fucking alarm at 5 in the morning

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"I would rather to listen my fucking alarm at 5 in the morning "

So do it.

We all have preferences and opinions. They don’t make any of us right.

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By *ornwall manMan
3 weeks ago

kendal

Fucking all of them, absolute dog wank

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Fucking all of them, absolute dog wank"

Fuck me, we have a professional music critic in!

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"I would rather to listen my fucking alarm at 5 in the morning

So do it.

We all have preferences and opinions. They don’t make any of us right. "

I will . Happy Christmas

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By *egginzboyMan
3 weeks ago

Rugeley

The 2nd king next to elvis

Ive got all cliffs records

A true great

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By *arefeetMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Carrie is great!

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By *anDadBodMan
3 weeks ago

Speke

"Obviously he's completely shite so what's the worst one?

Me? All of them."

He’s the biggest selling artist of all time, outsold The Beatles and Elvis, talking tangible copies of course not streaming, and this is because he started back in the 50s and carried on past the millennium, more recently bringing out songs at Christmas with strong christian values, just to get the sales of course 😉

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

"… However his most egregious trait is his sanctimonious, treacle demeanour. And anyone with the sheer brass neck to entertain the War Criminal B. L. A. I. R. 1 these past twenty five each each festival of his blood soaked deity ( compare Paul Jones) deserves all the bile any civilised man can muster. To paraphrase the immortal words of Ambrose Beirce, Cliff is one who considers the Nazoreen Creed ideally suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour..."

There’s a reason no-one sits next to you at the Christmas party, isn’t there..?

(And it’s not just because you don’t wear shoes, which you are always telling us.)

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Broken Hearts

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By *ornynhairyMan
3 weeks ago

Livingston

All of them.

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By *ro4hoes2Man
3 weeks ago

Newport

The ones where he 'sings'

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

A slow painful goodbye to glory.

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By *andomguy321Man
3 weeks ago

reading

"Carrie is great!"

Yep ... I like the production from that time.

Wired For Sound too ... Devil Woman/Miss You Nights ect

(although I would never have admitted to enjoying them at the time of their release)

Can't say that I've ever listened to a full Cliff album .... so no idea what his weakest work would be.

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By *R6guyMan
3 weeks ago

Worcs

Tits And Fanny How We Don't Talk Anymore

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By *aremanMan
3 weeks ago

Hingham

....Quantity does not mean quality. However his most egregious trait is his sanctimonious, treacle demeanour. And anyone with the sheer brass neck to entertain the War Criminal B. L. A. I. R. 1 these past twenty five each each festival of his blood soaked deity ( compare Paul Jones) deserves all the bile any civilised man can muster. To paraphrase the immortal words of Ambrose Beirce, Cliff is one who considers the Nazoreen Creed ideally suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour."

Even estimating a 1:10^12 probability that I might have been visited by Blair at Christmas, Cliff was doing me a huge favour by enticing him elsewhere. Fair do's, then.

And why did you substitute "Nazareen (sic) Creed" for "New Testament" in your adaptation of Bierce's excellent apothegm?

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By *egginzboyMan
2 weeks ago

Rugeley

Rock On Sir Cliff !

Your record sales reflect the true picture

The majority of the UK love your songs

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By *hubsloverMan
2 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"Rock On Sir Cliff !

Your record sales reflect the true picture

The majority of the UK love your songs

Not many on the fab guys tho.. you may know by the handful the whole sack .

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By *egginzboyMan
2 weeks ago

Rugeley

"Rock On Sir Cliff !

Your record sales reflect the true picture

The majority of the UK love your songs

Not many on the fab guys tho.. you may know by the handful the whole sack ."

His record sales speak for themselves

Pure vocal talent

Im listening to his songs now

Absoloutely Superb !

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By *hubsloverMan
2 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"Rock On Sir Cliff !

Your record sales reflect the true picture

The majority of the UK love your songs

Not many on the fab guys tho.. you may know by the handful the whole sack .

His record sales speak for themselves

Pure vocal talent

Im listening to his songs now

Absoloutely Superb !

Enjoy

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By *horts GuyMan
2 weeks ago

Hove

Wired for sound. Appalling.

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By *ardenofficeMan
2 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I’ll put in an honourable mention for The Day I Met Marie, a truly beautiful song, written coincidentally by Hank Marvin.

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By *vsindyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

A place where sheep are warm, or Burnley.

Carrie....closely followed by the rest. But a big mention for Saviours Day.....truly fucking awful.

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By *lipeminMan
2 weeks ago

luton

Take your pick!

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By *pertSukrMan
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

His early stuff was good. Move it etc.

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By *airyrettoMan
2 weeks ago

North Notts

The millennium song was the worst. I like we don't talk anymore

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