FabGuys.com forum: Worst ever Christmas present

By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

I wanted an action man got a crap magician set xxx

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

A Coldplay CD ,the person who gave it me was in A, and E explaining to the nurses why have you got Coldplay stuck up your ass

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By *utcock61Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow

LMAO.

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By *ndi99Man
4 weeks ago

BRISTOL

Recycled kitchen towels from charity shop.. it was a work secret Santa present.. after which I never did another secret Santa ..

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By *lamMan
4 weeks ago

Merthyr-Tydfil

Amstrad computer. Year was 1993. All I wanted

Christmas morning - box there, super excited.

Fucking alba midi hifi and a mr bloby cd

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By *all-ladMan
4 weeks ago

rotherham

A book about the creation of the mclaren f1 road car very boring and had to read it all incase I was asked questions

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By *utcock61Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow

poor soul,lol

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By *ldmanMan
4 weeks ago

Howden

Socks.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Not Christmas present as such, but the worst presents ever were an orange Afghan Hound toilet brush holder and a willow pattern meat plate that had been smashed to pieces and reglued, the person who gave it to me claimed that it was "very valuable!" 🫣

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By *leepflowerMan
4 weeks ago

Leek

When I was about 18 my dad asked me if I would like an identity bracelet.

I replied along the lines of 'good lord, no'.

The following year he bought me one anyway.

It was absolutely hideous, like the one Joey bought Chandler in an episode of Friends.

It went in a drawer and only came out again when I was clearing the house after he died a couple of years ago.

I'm not sure it was even the same one as it looks very much like worthless tat. It's possible that the kid from his 'other family' may have swapped it out to sell. I'm fairly certain they relieved my dad from a significant amount of money but there was no proof.

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By *enardeMan
4 weeks ago

Barnsley

A culture club album

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By *r DimpsMan
4 weeks ago

hull

A toast rack, holds one slice of toast.

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When I was young my aunt brought me a football kit. The only problem was that it was the kit of my team’s greatest rivals. She saw the look of contempt/disappointment on my face when I ripped the paper open - I’ve never been able to mask that - and her attitude was like, well you like football and it’s a football kit, what’s the problem?

I don’t think I got another Christmas gift from her ever again!

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Anglesey

I'm not sure if I've ever had a disappointing present, maybe I'm easily pleased? A gentleman I once worked with bought his wife over a couple of Christmas' an ironing board and a wood axe

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

A Mumford and Sons Calendar

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

I so wanted an action man,and once was really excited unwrapped the present and there it was an action man box I quickly opened it only to find an empty box. The badtard had escaped ,story of my effing life

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By *onrad4040Man
4 weeks ago

STAFFORD

A Jeremy Clarkson book - took it to charity shop the day after Boxing Day

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By *nnie mosityTV/TS
4 weeks ago

tranniesylvania

A dead man's swimming trunks...

...no seriously....

..had a really mean auntie... she'd always give used Xmas presents...so imagine my joy when I was greeted with a pair of my recently dead uncles black swimming trunks,..😹..

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By *ottomforcockMan
4 weeks ago

flint /deeside

A garden fork and a spade .

At the time I lived in the third floor flat .

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

A signed photo of Dan Wootton from Great Auntie Agatha.

'Down with the Wu Tang Clan' malfunctioning hearing aid..

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By *obinisthrobbinMan
4 weeks ago

rainham

I got some flip flops once with toy cars stuck to the underside from my folks.

They were cheapskates

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

"A dead man's swimming trunks...

...no seriously....

..had a really mean auntie... she'd always give used Xmas presents...so imagine my joy when I was greeted with a pair of my recently dead uncles black swimming trunks,..😹.."
that's the best post lmao

xxx

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Broken ribs couple week

ago daughter's dragging me off to A&E says something's not right she's a nurse .FFS just need leaving alone to feel sorry for myself drink and eat and wallow in self pity not much to ask xxx

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

A Frame picture of Boris Johnson but then I looked at it another and kept it on the fireplace (Mantle piece) to keep the children away from the fire

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

I know someone who got Windows 97 from her husband, they're now divorced

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By *haneportsMan
4 weeks ago

portsmouth

I dropped a present (a box of chocolates) round to a mate & his wife. She gave me a chipped ornament of a Victorian woman holding a food basket & it was hurriedly wrapped up in some kitchen towel.

He gave me a bj the next week to say sorry. I don’t give to receive, so I can’t really moan.

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By *oosterladMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich

Pink ironing board cover in a secret Santa at work.

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By *ikeitrealMan
4 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

When I was in my early teens my dad gave me an empty cardboard box, then went on to tell me it would be my home if I didn't pull my socks up at school, I was devastated. Shortly after I got my proper presents.

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By *ryan2000Man
4 weeks ago

London colney

Tin of tapioca cannot stand the stuff..secret Santa

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Tin of tapioca cannot stand the stuff..secret Santa "
that's nothing I know someone who was given a Fray Bentos tinned pie for Xmas

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By *uckyounow888Man
4 weeks ago

san pedro del pinatar

My wife of 20 years gave me a kenwood electric kettle.

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By *londebiguyMan
4 weeks ago

near Southport

I've always been grateful whatever I got.

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By *itgent10Man
4 weeks ago

Llandudno

40 ago gave my Dad a Brut Gift set which he gave my brother the following year who clocked the origin…

Since then we’ve given it to each other back and forth each Christmas!

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Anglesey

"40 ago gave my Dad a Brut Gift set which he gave my brother the following year who clocked the origin…

Since then we’ve given it to each other back and forth each Christmas!"

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

My wife bought me a coffin ten years ago she still complains that I didn't use it xxx

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