FabGuys.com forum: Strangest message you have received

By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Far too many for me to list mine, but what is the strangest you have received?

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By *terag5581Man
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Will you come over, walk into bedroom , sit on chair with legs spread fucking a fleshlight and I'll pay you 80 quid !

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By *uminsideme .Man
29 weeks ago

weston s mare

Sent 4 days ago saying are you poz

Wtf does that mean as he's not replied lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Some local buffoon offering me £5 for a bottle of my p**s.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

...oh, and just two days ago...did I ever see my mum naked and did it arouse me???

Apparently he got aroused seeing his mum in the nude?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

When it’s written in Bosniak-Croat lingo.

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By *kigaiMan
29 weeks ago

Northampton

I had one earlier referring to me as a 'sex kitten'. 🤷

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Too many to list. Probably the strangest being 'does your wife know?'. I haven't got one, I never have, I'm gay!

Its on my profile

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By *irralblokeMan
29 weeks ago

wallasey

"Will you come over, walk into bedroom , sit on chair with legs spread fucking a fleshlight and I'll pay you 80 quid !"

What did you spend the money on?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Bargoed

"Sent 4 days ago saying are you poz

Wtf does that mean as he's not replied lol xx "

He's asking about your hiv status.

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By *uvolderMan
29 weeks ago

chester

Had one ages ago about a photo saying who tf do i think i am just because i can put 2 dildos up my arse

I´d never spoken to this person before.

Very strange but thats fab for you

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By *terag5581Man
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Will you come over, walk into bedroom , sit on chair with legs spread fucking a fleshlight and I'll pay you 80 quid !

What did you spend the money on?"

Nice meal

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By *issy SiMan
29 weeks ago

Horsham

"Sent 4 days ago saying are you poz

Wtf does that mean as he's not replied lol xx "

I had one who asked the same. No idea what it meant so ignored

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By *ew trixTV/TS
29 weeks ago

doncaster

My uncle in Africa has died and left me £3million ,

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By *odger300Man
29 weeks ago

Inverurie

Come on over the door is open! Accompanied by a pic of a gaping hole for fuck sake I'd rather watch the repair shop

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By *fullback71Man
29 weeks ago

Droitwich

Do you dress……duh!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
29 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"Do you dress……duh!"

I got asked that too once, but I don't

Be fun to try though

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By *ickSeekerMan
29 weeks ago

Canterbury

A couple of weeks ago:

'Why do we need to know?'

Wha'!!???

Nothing from this totally unknown person, before or thereafter, so, still in the dark here....

The other random one, quite a few weeks ago:

'I just swallowed for the first time!'

Good for him, but no one I knew or had communicated before or since, so why he thought I needed to know, I don't know 😕....

And the worst, again, quite some time ago, completely from the blue, with zilch background, context or previous communication:

'I was corru*ted by [very close rela*ive] when I was [one digit]'

🤮

So very sorry for him but...WHAT DA F*CK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE!!!

Needless to say Blocked, reported and deleted forthwith....

...I need a drink 🍸😩

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By *ustOneBearMan
29 weeks ago

Neath

So sorry to read about your husband’s death- with a dick pic.

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By *ustOneBearMan
29 weeks ago

Neath

[Removed by poster at 07/01/25 21:17:56]

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By *ustOneBearMan
29 weeks ago

Neath

One said my pics reminded him of a family member he used to spy on in the shower. Did I want to make his fantasy come true.

I blocked, then shuddered.

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By *cr MannixMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester

'I top and I can accom'😂

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

As a result of my replies at the top of this post, a guy just messaged asking if they really happened.

I told him.yes.

He then replied asking if those messages had been inspiring?

Then, that he used to enjoy peeping at his mum.

For f***s sake

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By *rTee69Man
29 weeks ago

I got a message from someone out of the blue accusing me of being on "tren", which I later found out is a body building drug.

I guess I'm not in terrible shape for a 52-year old, but a body builder I most certainly am not!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Far too many for me to list mine, but what is the strangest you have received?"

C'mon..share the wealth.

Maybe just a couple of appetisers.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences

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By *issingloverMan
29 weeks ago

Sth Mc/r

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

You can read it then mark it unread.

Just make sure they aren’t online so they won’t see the yellow box disappear 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Had one ages ago about a photo saying who tf do i think i am just because i can put 2 dildos up my arse

I´d never spoken to this person before.

Very strange but thats fab for you

Double stuffing is a bit arrogant

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

Follow your heart

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By *ogwhammerMan
29 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

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By *ogwhammerMan
29 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

Some guy asked me what drill they used to put the earring thriugh my cock

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Last week, with no preamble at all,"Do you charge?".

TBH I wasnt quite sure whether to be insulted or a wee bit complimented (or both)! And the fact it was from another TV made it more confusing.

So I replied, meaning it jokingly "Why, Should I?!" It went rapidly downhill from there...

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

If it was three words I'd suspect it was a location!.. Is the sender vertically challenged- if so maybe it's a question?

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By *ntoniaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Kettering

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

Whose the message from I fancy checking out who sends such things

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

"...oh, and just two days ago...did I ever see my mum naked and did it arouse me???

Apparently he got aroused seeing his mum in the nude?!!!"

On another site an American started telling me about how his Mum liked to dress him up as a girl when he was a small boy. He then got really mad and insulted when I didn't respond to this correctly..

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By *ilflover1Man
29 weeks ago

Someone asking me to shit on them… lol

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By *lipeminMan
29 weeks ago

luton

WYU2

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By *bsandeightMan
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Come on over the door is open! Accompanied by a pic of a gaping hole for fuck sake I'd rather watch the repair shop "

I heartily agree -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Far too many for me to list mine, but what is the strangest you have received?

C'mon..share the wealth.

Maybe just a couple of appetisers."

Haha considering someone saw your forum reply and got off to a weird message you received. I rather not share the ones i have received

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Alcester

"...oh, and just two days ago...did I ever see my mum naked and did it arouse me???

Apparently he got aroused seeing his mum in the nude?!!!

On another site an American started telling me about how his Mum liked to dress him up as a girl when he was a small boy. He then got really mad and insulted when I didn't respond to this correctly.."

I am not sure i’d know what “correctly” would be

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By *leepflowerMan
29 weeks ago

Leek

Probably the one who asked if I would shit in his mouth.

I politely declined.

A few weeks later he asked me again and I politely declined again.

A few weeks after that he asked again so I blocked him.

Several months later I got the same message from a different profile so I blocked that.

A few months later, same question, another different profile. Block.

I think I've ended up blocking 4 or 5 times now.

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Alcester

A few years ago - out of the blue - a guy messaged me to say; he wanted to leave his wife, and that he could then move in with me. That we would make a great couple.

Whilst my ego felt a bit stroked, admittedly, it was wrong on so so so many levels

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By *dambi00Man
29 weeks ago

Leicester

After a meet, a long message about how he wants a future with me, loves me, etc.

Other than that, I got sent a picture of my own pictures printed out and he cummed on them, strange

Another where I guy sent 4 paragraphs of what he’d do to me, in a lot of detail, if we met. I ignored him and then he sent me 2 paragraphs about how ignorant I am and he’d bash my head in 😂

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By *alking HeadMan
29 weeks ago

Bolton

"Some local buffoon offering me £5 for a bottle of my p**s.

Spend it on cheap beer. Piss in another two bottles. Buy more beer. Piss in more bottles. Exponential growth. Get yourself on dragons den.

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By *evanianMan
29 weeks ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

I keep getting the same message from a local guy who wants me to watch him from outside through his lounge window with a gap in the curtains at night as he plays with himself!

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By *eorge00Man
29 weeks ago

Manchester

Haha some of these are wild!

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By *urious58Man
29 weeks ago

Bournemouth

There is a chap on here who asked me to take a dump on the toilet while he is kneeling next to me so he can get a good sniff. He then proceeded to offer me 70 if I’d let him piss on me and 100 to film it.

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By *omiley49Man
29 weeks ago

London

Received this out of the blue:

Hi I'll come and live with you lots of sex.

An offer I could refuse!

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By *ichey6Man
29 weeks ago

aberdeen

I want you to wear my Rangers top and recant the Debby Does Dallas script in the voice of Lucy Worsley.

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By *ikeitrealMan
29 weeks ago

huercal overa SPAIN

Asking if I could put my cock in a bicycle handlebar grip and he would wank me with it. 😳 I declined it didn't sound very comfortable

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By *astguy7Man
29 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

"Asking if I could put my cock in a bicycle handlebar grip and he would wank me with it. 😳 I declined it didn't sound very comfortable "

42 people on here currently out in their sheds trying this right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Asking if I could put my cock in a bicycle handlebar grip and he would wank me with it. 😳 I declined it didn't sound very comfortable

42 people on here currently out in their sheds trying this right now!"

I'm wishing I hadn't sold my Raleigh Grifter now.

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By *kxdressTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Stafford

"Asking if I could put my cock in a bicycle handlebar grip and he would wank me with it. 😳 I declined it didn't sound very comfortable "

Hang on, no jokes about Chopper’s yet.

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By *ettleTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

When I was younger I was asked to attend a works party as ‘the entertainment’.

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By *ildwestheroMan
29 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Do you dress……duh!"

My answer would have been "No I walk around naked all day and every day. Get some funny looks in the supermarket though"

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By *p1605Man
29 weeks ago

Salisbury

"There is a chap on here who asked me to take a dump on the toilet while he is kneeling next to me so he can get a good sniff. He then proceeded to offer me 70 if I’d let him piss on me and 100 to film it. "

Blimey

I've had a few piss requests but never a dump one

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I had a guy ask just yesterday ' Is your lingerie sexy?' He could apparently see my pics, so up to him to judge!!

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By *averick69Man
29 weeks ago

co durham

Maybe the worst I had was one guy asked if I would drive to Manchester and watch him fuck a female sex worker in a cheap hotel and have me wank in a chair and watch. Said he pay expenses lol. No thanks, block

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By *leepflowerMan
29 weeks ago

Leek

"I want you to wear my Rangers top and recant the Debby Does Dallas script in the voice of Lucy Worsley.

How are you at impressions Richey? 🤣

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By *issy SiMan
29 weeks ago

Horsham

Send him my way lol!

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By *tephen_b50Man
29 weeks ago

Bristol

"I got sent a picture of my own pictures printed out and he cummed on them, strange

This is a variation on so-called "tribute" fetish: a man sends a pic of his partner, asks other men to wank on the pic, take a pic of the pic with their cum all over it, and send it back.

Weird, but surprisingly common.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribute_(sexual_act)

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By *dnslutMan
29 weeks ago

London

I sent someone a face pic and he said that he didn't think it was me because my bum pics were lighter. I had to explain to him that pics taken in different rooms on different days will look a little different. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I recieved one asking if I could host, tie him up, take over his profile and invite as many men as possible to creampie him during the day.

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By *hiteroseMan
29 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"I had a guy ask just yesterday ' Is your lingerie sexy?' He could apparently see my pics, so up to him to judge!! "

I had a similar one today 'Do you like underwear'. I think my 80 odd photos might answer that question.

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By *ixer61Man
29 weeks ago

Aycliffe

I had a guy recently ask if I would go to his house and try on his wifes lingerie while he sat having a wank. I politely refused

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I recieved one asking if I could host, tie him up, take over his profile and invite as many men as possible to creampie him during the day.

That sounds very familiar. I think i got it yesterday.

I get the feeling that was sent to quite a few guys in London.

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By *londebiguyMan
29 weeks ago

near Southport

"Will you come over, walk into bedroom , sit on chair with legs spread fucking a fleshlight and I'll pay you 80 quid !"

What did you buy with the money?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I recieved one asking if I could host, tie him up, take over his profile and invite as many men as possible to creampie him during the day.

That sounds very familiar. I think i got it yesterday.

I get the same message periodically from the same/similar profile. very much a cut and paste job so not a surprise to hear others got one.

I get the feeling that was sent to quite a few guys in London.

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By *illyboy52Man
29 weeks ago

Copthorne

Every few weeks, I get this message: "Have you met Jenny Dade?".

The sender doesn't reply back to my answer (no) or questions. There isn't a user id using this name on this site, and any search I've done doesn't suggest it's a slang term for some sexual or chemical activity.

Anyone got any answers?

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By *airFetishMan
29 weeks ago

Maldon

All these would be very entertaining in one of those kind of books that get published around Christmas.

Now’s so queer as folk.

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By *luttysissy666Man
29 weeks ago

Blackpool

I do get a few odd messages now and then but on here "odd" is a relative term as wierd is quiye normal it seems

However, the strangest message type I get is "can you accom if I come to Blackpool to fuck you" or words to that effect.

Then I look at their profile and see they are in Sussex,or Aberdeen even Cork in Ireland.

Honestly.....its flattering but dont make the effort!

Answers on my profile!

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Alcester

So how much did you finally agree on? Lol

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By *ichey6Man
29 weeks ago

aberdeen

"I want you to wear my Rangers top and recant the Debby Does Dallas script in the voice of Lucy Worsley.

How are you at impressions Richey? 🤣"

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Lol

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By *ildwestheroMan
29 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Funniest one was sent to me by mistake on the old Cottaging site. It went something like "let's put on our girly clothes and make passionate lesbian love". Having no interest whatsoever in crossdressing I thought it was a wind-up and sent a slightly curt message back. He apologised profusely and we did enter into a brief correspondence even though we were about 200 miles apart and of no physical interest to each other.

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By *uminsideme .Man
29 weeks ago

weston s mare

"Sent 4 days ago saying are you poz

Wtf does that mean as he's not replied lol xx

He's asking about your hiv status. "

Oh right I see thanks guys x

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By *andinmypantsMan
29 weeks ago

North East

I was contacted by a total stranger, never communicated with them before, never looked at their profile...

'Come round to mine so I can tie you up and kill you lol'.

The lol made it comedy gold...

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Over Xmas , if you pay me you can suck me off ?

Cheers lol

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By *ral4uMan
29 weeks ago

Thetford

I had a guy ask me if I wanted to go smoke c.ke with him. Instant block

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By *ancjay2000Man
29 weeks ago

Manchester

On the other side I had someone accuse me of not being my photo and instantly blocked me. I'm not exactly an oil painting so was a bit purplexed.

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By *mooth subMan
29 weeks ago

my dom's cuffs near St Austell

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

Thanks for sharing that I needed a good laugh 😂 also to some of the other replies to this

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
29 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

Last week had

"I'd lobe to qank you in your pamtys"

Should have gone to Specsavers!😁

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By *lag_BagMan
29 weeks ago

Derby

Used to get semi-regular messages from a sweet talker (with a blank profile) who always wanted me to "let him get his cock dirty inside me"

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By *ristol BottomMan
29 weeks ago

Bristol

A guy on here once sent me loads of screenshots of my own profile, claiming that I was his neighbour (he lived in a different city), that I'd been fucking his wife (I'm gay and have never been with a woman), and that he'd sent all of the screenshots to his lawyer.

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By *rpepperMan
29 weeks ago

Liverpool

Got one the other day. "Meet in Warrington, get in the back of my dark van. Will drive you somewhere, fist you then cum in your mouth!" never spoken to him before

Although tempted to be driven to my death, I politely refused due to the fact I didn't want to be on Netflix in a documentary in a few years as victim number 7

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By *DC2000Man
29 weeks ago

Coningsby

These are just brilliant!

I've just been asked by a (very fit) 26yo if we could meet. He's in London, I'm in Lincolnshire. Do people not read? Rhetorical question....

It's not the strangest I've had but it's the most recent...

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By *ornybisubslutMan
29 weeks ago

Coventry

Had a guy message come shit on my chest. That was the first time he’d contacted me.

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By *utherboundMan
29 weeks ago

Canterbury

A request from a Dom couple for them to mash a cream cake and massaged it over my cock balls and force some into my anus ,and for them to spend an hour eating it from my body...

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By *acial lover telfordMan
29 weeks ago

Telford

I mentioned on a thread about first time experiences but couldn't post the actual story (for obvious reasons) and a guy asked me via PM to tell him. So I did. Replies with a direct photo message of him spunking as was turned on by story..then messages to say actually I'm disgusted and reporting you to the police for retrospective action and then blocks me

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By *ildwestheroMan
29 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Had one on facebook recently. I belong to various gay oriented groups on there. An American guy messaged me "Would love to stick my pee-stick up your tight hole". Six thousand miles away and how does he know my hole is tight?

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By *2468Man
29 weeks ago

horsham

"These are just brilliant!

I've just been asked by a (very fit) 26yo if we could meet. He's in London, I'm in Lincolnshire. Do people not read? Rhetorical question....

It's not the strangest I've had but it's the most recent..."

I had someone in Oxford ask to meet now.

It was midnight

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By *2468Man
29 weeks ago

horsham

"Have you met Jenny Dade "

Am i missing something here ?

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By *orkie21Man
29 weeks ago

york

Had this a few weeks ago.

When you sit on the toilet. Are your trousers all the way down,half way, or covering legs?

Instant block !

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Had a guy message come shit on my chest. That was the first time he’d contacted me. "

...and I'm still waiting for you to reply!!

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By *reambunMan
29 weeks ago

Bristol/Bath

A guy who I was meeting wanted me to buy him a bag of coal from garage I was passing on the way.

I wasn't going the way he thought I should go anyway, So I offered to bring him bucket of mine. He wanted smokeless! mine wasn't! He even said if I am not here leave it around the side WTF (what do you mean if your not here) I thought this was just a little weird and cancelled and blocked sorry

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By *mooth subMan
29 weeks ago

my dom's cuffs near St Austell

Careful of a strange guy Jackernest something! He steals your pic's without consent or even contacting you then msg's out the blue to thank you for them and have a chat? Looked very strange too (blocked)

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By *odameMan
29 weeks ago

Torremolinos, Spain NOT

"Are you a screaming queen?"

I laughed and replied "depends how big your cock is Gurl"

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By *ew trixTV/TS
29 weeks ago

doncaster

Are you bi or gay ??

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By *hris60sMan
29 weeks ago

various on business

I was asked to beat someone up and piss in their bum for money

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By *uminsideme .Man
29 weeks ago

weston s mare

"Sent 4 days ago saying are you poz

Wtf does that mean as he's not replied lol xx

I had one who asked the same. No idea what it meant so ignored "
apparently asking on your hiv status x

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Bargoed

"I was asked to beat someone up and piss in their bum for money"

What did you spend the money on? Lol

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By *3versMan
29 weeks ago

glasgow

Cunt

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By *nalleesaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Birkenhead

xxok Do horny i.m going to pkk i.ll at xx

Anyone understand the above message

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By *hubsloverMan
29 weeks ago

East/west sussex

What do you do to me if we meet !!!

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By *hubsloverMan
29 weeks ago

East/west sussex

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By *hubsloverMan
29 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"xxok Do horny i.m going to pkk i.ll at xx

Anyone understand the above message "

Lol So horny .. I am going to pick you , I will be at .. just guessing

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By *nalleesaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Birkenhead

"xxok Do horny i.m going to pkk i.ll at xx

Anyone understand the above message

Lol So horny .. I am going to pick you , I will be at .. just guessing "

Just in English would be good lol but thanks for the interpretation

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

And so it continues...received just now:

"Would like to see you taking care of the needs of a Kay nine"

I really hope he means dog sitting, but i don't think he does

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By *arebear1000Man
29 weeks ago

Dorchester

Had a guy asking if was interested in seeing him in a dirty diaper and did I want to change him?.

Ummm let me think about that first a nanosecond……

That’ll be a no then and instant block!

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
29 weeks ago

Camden

"Current inbox has a yellow unopened message with the first four words being…

“Sugar tits lick gnomes”

I want to open it, but I’m terrified of the consequences "

It's a sex site, not MI5...whatever do you think the consequences might be?

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By *ihornMan
29 weeks ago

Npt. Newport

"Will you come over, walk into bedroom , sit on chair with legs spread fucking a fleshlight and I'll pay you 80 quid !

What did you spend the money on?"

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By *rCurious75Man
29 weeks ago

Ashby de la Zouch

Can you feed me a load of laxatives, take me around Tesco while I wear a diaper

Er, nope.

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By *iss me quickMan
29 weeks ago

South Kirkby

If I left you alone in a room naked with an inflatable baby bath, what would you do with it?

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By *hris60sMan
29 weeks ago

various on business

"I was asked to beat someone up and piss in their bum for money

What did you spend the money on? Lol"

A Pot Noodle

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By *haneportsMan
29 weeks ago

portsmouth

I was asked if I’d be his wank buddy over pics of his topless mum. Declined!

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By *kigaiMan
29 weeks ago

Northampton

Probably more sad than strange however...

A few weeks back on a forum about cottaging I mentioned apparently deflowering a young asian guy in a cubicle.

Since then I have had 10 messages some asking what his racial heritage was, some asking how old he was and some asking both.

Picture it, a cottage on a balmy summer evening in the early 1990s. I'm balls deep in some lad in a cubicle and the two thoughts uppermost in my mind are

1. I wonder where his family are from originally?

AND

2. Has he got his birth certificate on him?

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By *otterthanthesunMan
29 weeks ago

London

Maybe they wanted to know if you were breaking the law?

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By *kigaiMan
28 weeks ago

Northampton

"Maybe they wanted to know if you were breaking the law?"

I was having sex in a public toilet. I'd say that was a given. Probably it's more about fantasy wank material.

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By *ilkensashaTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Basingstoke

My all favourite was

"What the hell do you look like? What a complete and utter ridiculous rate you look!!!"

I replied that it was always nice to be appreciated by men with micro-penises. I got told I was a f***ing freakshow.

It made my day

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By *ornyguy911Man
28 weeks ago

harrogate

Had a guy who first message to me was. " If you happy sucking my cock whilst shitting in my mouth we should meet up!”

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By *ornyguy911Man
28 weeks ago

harrogate

"Probably more sad than strange however...

A few weeks back on a forum about cottaging I mentioned apparently deflowering a young asian guy in a cubicle.

Since then I have had 10 messages some asking what his racial heritage was, some asking how old he was and some asking both.

Picture it, a cottage on a balmy summer evening in the early 1990s. I'm balls deep in some lad in a cubicle and the two thoughts uppermost in my mind are

1. I wonder where his family are from originally?

AND

2. Has he got his birth certificate on him?"

Maybe his passport lol

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By *odameMan
28 weeks ago

Torremolinos, Spain NOT

Just received one, never before had this sort of message but have recently been active in the Forum, which does seem to have its share of nutters.

Completely out of the blue, not a direct message regarding a forum thread so nothing to connect the dots with

"Too be fair Rachel does give me the horn" attached was a photo of Rachel Reeves

I identify as Gay and am not a CD/TV or express any interest in females, his profile includes many photos of him being fucked with numerous verifications regarding his ability to be fucked and he describes himself as a bi bottom and that he is in a sauna every saturday bent over

I have replied asking why he felt the need to share that information with me

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