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By *ranford cruiser OP   TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heathrow

1st thing I would do stop paying hotel's to house boat people 2 make business rates cheaper for small businesses that's just a start

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By *ranford cruiser OP   TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heathrow

Incharge

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Launch my own cryptocurrency

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By *ature nudistMan
2 weeks ago

south

In charge

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Plunder the national reserves and fuck off abroad

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By *ranford cruiser OP   TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heathrow

What I ment

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Ban Coldplay

End Monarchy and turn Buckingham Palace over to Uncle Knobhead to do as he pleases with it.

Grant Scotland immediate independence.

Instigate a United Ireland.

Let Wales take over England.

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By *eefandfurMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Naturist areas in all beaches and parks.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham B15

Every crime is a capital offence. Three strikes and you hang.

If the prisons are full, carry out decimation by lottery.

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By *fcdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southend


"1st thing I would do stop paying hotel's to house boat people 2 make business rates cheaper for small businesses that's just a start "
Imagine living in your head…

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By *ngelaTaylorTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Peterbrough

Sack the entire government, they're crap

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

Were not was...

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading


"Were not was... "

I think they were channeling Angela Rayner

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By *laireKTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Id sell the country to the Chinese and run off with the money to Trumpington.

They could turn it into a collection of historical theme parks.

Maybe rename Scotland to Scotchville

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

More investment in the arts

Ban vaping in public

Send those who dislike Angela Rayner to the Tower. They will be permitted the odd game of table-tennis.

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By *auline_2021TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Id start by building council houses to counter high rent by private landlords,and watch house prices stabilise or even fall, and then maybe half the issues the people think this country has will disappear

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

👍👍

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By *our-slaveMan
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Id start by building council houses to counter high rent by private landlords,and watch house prices stabilise or even fall, and then maybe half the issues the people think this country has will disappear "

100% agree.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

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By *hris4tvMan
2 weeks ago

liverpool

I'd find out why a £800 double door set cost £21,000.00.

When installed into a hospital general corridor.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

Make the BBC provide the News channel as a channel that can be watched without a TV License.

Allow commercial TV to be viewed without a TV License.

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By *wansmickMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast


"Ban Coldplay

End Monarchy and turn Buckingham Palace over to Uncle Knobhead to do as he pleases with it.

Grant Scotland immediate independence.

You've got my feckin vote 👌👌👌👌

Instigate a United Ireland.

Let Wales take over England.

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Convert the Tower of London into the UK's premier Cottaging venue .... Complete with Ye Olde gloryholes and re-purposed period correct accouterments.

No Entry to Riff Raff!

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Starmer Derangement Syndrome wards to be opened in hospitals in areas where said syndrome is rampant (SE England)

Encourage the growing of beards. Motivational talks from Brian Blessed.

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Turn the House of Lords into a jam factory. A couple from California will run it...

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"Ban Coldplay

End Monarchy and turn Buckingham Palace over to Uncle Knobhead to do as he pleases with it.

Grant Scotland immediate independence.

Instigate a United Ireland.

Let Wales take over England.

"

totally agree with last bit Welsh have a sense of humour second to none and what the world needs now is a dam good laugh xxxx

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading


"Turn the House of Lords into a jam factory. A couple from California will run it...

"

God 'preserve' us!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x"

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make."

this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x

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By *mandaWhenDressedMan
2 weeks ago

around

When I am king (queen)

You will be first against the wall

With your opinion

Which is of no consequence at all

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x"

They make decisions on behalf of the country not me!

It should never tell me how to live, they can educate you on the harms of alcohol or smoking or whatever but ultimately the choices are mine

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By *arcus BezzantMan
2 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

Abolish the Monarchy and the House of Lords and introduce democracy (PR) to Westminster elections.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x

They make decisions on behalf of the country not me!

It should never tell me how to live, they can educate you on the harms of alcohol or smoking or whatever but ultimately the choices are mine "

do you vote ? x

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x

They make decisions on behalf of the country not me!

It should never tell me how to live, they can educate you on the harms of alcohol or smoking or whatever but ultimately the choices are mine do you vote ? x"

Absolutely

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By *orny shaun 200Man
2 weeks ago

Saffron Walden

Joke

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x

They make decisions on behalf of the country not me!

It should never tell me how to live, they can educate you on the harms of alcohol or smoking or whatever but ultimately the choices are mine do you vote ? x

Absolutely "

then you must except the result of the party you voted for to guide the country on your behalf x

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I would sort out the prison system out , no television or kettles in there cells and very limited food to eat plus the wardens are allowed to give the prisoner a good slap for stepping out of line

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"On a more serious note actually show whose boss ,some people just need to be bossed ,not to be confused with bullied. People need to look at someone they can trust to tell them what to do in difficult situations .At the moment we haven't got anyone capable of doing so. That's across the house .and therein lies the problem x

Couldn't disagree with this more.

The state isn't their to hold your hand or tell you how to live.

They should collect taxes, fix schools, build hospitals. Make sure your happy, healthy and wealthy. That's it! It can fuck off from any difficult decisions I need to make.this exactly that's why we put people in parliament x

They make decisions on behalf of the country not me!

It should never tell me how to live, they can educate you on the harms of alcohol or smoking or whatever but ultimately the choices are mine do you vote ? x

Absolutely then you must except the result of the party you voted for to guide the country on your behalf x"

Obviously, but your post sounds like you want an authoritarian ruler involved in your life.

I want a government that makes sure we have the freedom and funds to make our own decisions on how to live

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Rename Scotland to - Anglo-Northshire

Make the sale to/use of sippy-cups illegal for anyone over the age of 17

Make it compulsory for all charity shops to undertake and display a hygiene rating

Compel, under threat of closure, that the BBC broadcast a Carry On film every Sunday afternoon on BBC1

Insist that anyone living in Wales learn to speak fluent French

Construct a tall razor-wire/electrofied fence around South London

Bring back wassailing

A permanent statue of Ian Dury to be placed on a really big plinth in Parliament Square

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By *ant69TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stevanage

I’d make wearing lipstick compulsory

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"More investment in the arts

Ban vaping in public

Send those who dislike Angela Rayner to the Tower. They will be permitted the odd game of table-tennis.

"

what about who dislike Uncle Knobhead from the Blue Nun

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

They will be sent to Reading and made to do 50 press ups every morning whilst listening to The Krankies. In Arabic...

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Ban all sexual activity for 6 months and bring back Mary Whitehouse to police it

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Anne Widdecombe appointed Head of Keir Starmer's 2tier Secret Police.

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By *utcock61Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Leave it.

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By *iremansam61Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

Get Rupert Lowe as my right hand man

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

Bring healthcare and social care into one integrated state funded organisation and require mandatory work in that organisation for all welfare recipients who can work.

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By *cuskcocMan
2 weeks ago

near Colne

Good job your not then clown!

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"Get Rupert Lowe as my right hand man "

Excellent interview on the news agents with that racist. God love Queen Emily

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By *luggableMan
2 weeks ago

Wymondham

Make someone I really disliked do it for me...oh...wait....

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By *ick_RyderMan
2 weeks ago

Alfreton

1, return all boat people to the beach they left France from, not to our shores.

2, try and replace everything we get from the USA as quickly as possible.

3, stop any arms produced in or by UK countries going to Israel, or any such funding.

More to follow

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By *iFlyGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Visiting

Immediately start a Trump style deportation exercise for economic migrants who posed as asylum seekers.

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"1, return all boat people to the beach they left France from, not to our shores.

2, try and replace everything we get from the USA as quickly as possible.

3, stop any arms produced in or by UK countries going to Israel, or any such funding.

More to follow "

They're allowed to seek asylum in Britain.

They have to reach Britain to seek asylum.

Tell the government to open safe routes

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By *igDickEnergyMan
2 weeks ago

cardiff


"Immediately start a Trump style deportation exercise for economic migrants who posed as asylum seekers."

Seeing as most are asylum seekers your on a hiding to no where

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

I would propose the following changes:-

Abolish devolution in Wales due to perceived ineffectiveness

Reform NHS by addressing inefficiencies, adjusting workforce, and investing in technology.

Introduce mandatory retirement at 65 to create job opportunities for younger people.

Implement zero-tolerance immigration policy, review and reform benefits system, and increase State Pension.

Protect nature, preserve coastal assets, and invest in river restoration.

Strengthen animal welfare laws with harsher penalties for neglect and cruelty.

Address anti-social behaviour with stricter punishments for offenders.

These basic suggestions would aim to address various issues across governance, healthcare, economy, environment, and social behaviour.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

Establish the Monster Raving Looney party as Presidents for life .

Grant all lamp posts the right to vote.

Issue every UK citizen a Pogo stick.

Bring back the Banana Splits.

Mx

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By *optobottomrctMan
7 days ago

Penygraig

Get rid of the Royal Family and aristocracy. Confiscate their assets and make them work for min wage in care homes.

Reform the tax system so that the 2% pay at least 50% tax. If they hide money offshore they are given 48 hours to return it to use or face public guillotining.

Scrap the BBC tax and make them fund their service by advertising . Confiscate their buildings and equipment and start a new free public service broadcasting outfit fit for purpose.

Arrange a ceremony where anyone can piss on Maggie Thatchers grave.

Then on day 2 ........

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By *eanne_kingTV/TS
7 days ago

Sedgley

I’d stop 1000 people a day invading our country

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross

Close Scottish Parliament

Lower Scottish Tax to the same as England and Wales

Stop minimum pricing on alcohol and make it same price as England and Wales

Lower Stamp duty on homes to the same as England and Wales and align all taxes to same as England and Wales

Allow purchase of wine and alcohol at same time as you do a household shopping if before 10am in morning

Keep 60mph national speed limit on single carriage way roads instead of SNP'S 50mph desire.

Ban the building of any more wind turbines in Scotland as the scenery is already spoiled with them and ban solar farms.

Align house sales with England and Wales making it easier to buy and sell homes

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By *fcdTV/TS
7 days ago

Southend


"I’d stop 1000 people a day invading our country "
Are these “invaders” in the room with you now?

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Thousand(s) a day isn't happening though...

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By *eorgesdadMan
7 days ago

Long Eaton Nottingham

I would ensure people were proficient at grammar 🤪🤪

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By *eonaFnFTV/TS
7 days ago

Hingham

I would deport every person, and live here by myself in peace and solitude .. well.. maybe keep a couple of guys for extracurricular activities.. but everyone else can F off 😆

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
7 days ago

Wimbledon

Id do fuck all for a couple of years and then resign, taking the money and under the table contracts with me to the moon 😜

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross


"I’d stop 1000 people a day invading our country "

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French and UK border patrol vessels have been overwhelmed by a record surge in small boat migrants, as well over 1,000 crossed the English Channel on Saturday

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Channel crossings daily record smashed as more than 1,000 migrants arrive today

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Weather conditions dictate. On other days there are not such numbers crossing the channel to seek asylum.

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By *yespy57Man
7 days ago

Hull

I'd make it an offence for women to wear knickers. I'd also get rid of womens toilets, and allow them to urinate on street.

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross


"I'd make it an offence for women to wear knickers. I'd also get rid of womens toilets, and allow them to urinate on street."

Some already do... you should visit Fife villages and towns such as Kirkcaldy, Methil, Leven...

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By *ickeMan
7 days ago

watford

Reform justice system.

Premeditated murder would mean life sentence .

And work would be mandatory.

In prison , those with less a conviction, say shoplifting or car crimes , would work outside veg picking or jobs that hard manual work.

Be no work shy people.

Everyone would carry ID card .

British people would be on any priority list from housing to NHS .

All people over age 75 would be treated with the respect , and help they need . Taken care of better .

And be a complete ban on building of religious building’s and schools .

And bring back National service from 18 to 20. Nobody be exempt .

All foreign criminals would be deported soon as they sentenced.

No matter how petty crime is .

And anyone who enters country to stay , be compulsory they learn English language , and British culture , as part of respect for our Nation .

As like the UK visa test .

My theory is hopefully to bring back respect and some discipline into society.

Children would learn it at school from early age .

We losing control to the criminals and problems in society, no respect for each other . Becoming tribal based nation . To much Diversity has and is bringing so much Division into our society. Needs to change !

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By *otonFellaMan
7 days ago

Southampton

First thing I would do is fly to Gran Canaria & claim political asylum!

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By *urple beretMan
7 days ago

Belfast

Deport anyone that looked at me sideways hehehe

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By *ildwestheroMan
7 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

With the exception of Devanian and Angel50 I'm glad none of the rest of you are likely to run the country.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

😭😭😭

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By *ranford cruiser OP   TV/TS
7 days ago

Heathrow

Maybe allow Rangers and Celtic to play in the Premier league instead of the pub league lol

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By *ranford cruiser OP   TV/TS
7 days ago

Heathrow

I would also get rid of those Turkish Barbers every time you walk past any of them Barber's shop's never any 1 in them I would ban bet companies from Advertising or TV and radio

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

I'd make the Op Minister for Education...

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By *alm_one4Man
7 days ago

RM16

I would make the state pension a tax free payment. The personal allowance would be in addition to that.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Runcible spoons would be made to work in the jam factory.

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross


"Close Scottish Parliament

Lower Scottish Tax to the same as England and Wales

Stop minimum pricing on alcohol and make it same price as England and Wales

Lower Stamp duty on homes to the same as England and Wales and align all taxes to same as England and Wales

Allow purchase of wine and alcohol at same time as you do a household shopping if before 10am in morning

Keep 60mph national speed limit on single carriage way roads instead of SNP'S 50mph desire.

Ban the building of any more wind turbines in Scotland as the scenery is already spoiled with them and ban solar farms.

Align house sales with England and Wales making it easier to buy and sell homes "

This...

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

The Scottish Parliament will only truly work effectively when we are independent.

Nigel the useful idiot.

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By *cwgenMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

I’d close all the devolved parliaments as it’s just 4 x most civil servants and MPs never mind the who controls what carry on

Id hate to think how much devolution costs to run never mind the issues those SNP fools have caused with it wasting money left right and centre

So close it and change these first minister to being a metro mayor

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross


"I’d close all the devolved parliaments as it’s just 4 x most civil servants and MPs never mind the who controls what carry on

Id hate to think how much devolution costs to run never mind the issues those SNP fools have caused with it wasting money left right and centre

So close it and change these first minister to being a metro mayor "

Well said, very true and I agree fully

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

EU Referendum.

A chance to repair the damage caused by Milkshake Man and El Spaffo...

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By *annyDanielleMan
7 days ago

Street, Somerset

Drop the mother of all sanctions on Israel and lobby other governments to do the same.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

For sure 👍👍

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By *itherMan
7 days ago

Leeds

I couldn't imagine it, the place is so full of malcontents you could never please a fraction of them.😴

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By *horts GuyMan
7 days ago

Hove

I’d translate your post in to English

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By *ildwestheroMan
7 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

Give the Scottish government the right to hold an independence referendum every 5 or 10 years if they wish but they would have to crowd-fund it themselves.

Abolish the Welsh Senedd and replace it with three super councils to govern the three very diverse regions of Wales.

Reinstate the winter fuel benefit for all pensioners whose annual income is less than £25,000

Raise the income threshold for pensioners to either £20,000 or £25,000.

Refuse entry to immigrants who have not got documents

Put anyone arriving in small boats in holding centres rather than hotel and fast track them. Instant deportation if deemed to be economic migrants rather than genuine asylum seekers.

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By *en1920Man
7 days ago

christchurch Dorset

Bring back hanging

Free parking for hospital workers

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"EU Referendum.

A chance to repair the damage caused by Milkshake Man and El Spaffo...

"

If we were to have a further referendum on the issue of EU membership, the UK's potential re-entry into the EU would be highly complex.

The EU has proposed a restructuring of membership to allow the UK to rejoin as an associate member, participating in the single market but not the EU customs union. This would require the UK to agree to certain rules and regulations.

Some UK parties support rejoining, while others are opposed and public opinion is divided.

The process would involve much negotiation and agreement and would of course require the UK to make concessions, and it's likely the UK would end up in a much weaker and more compromised position than it is in now.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
7 days ago

Southport


"Establish the Monster Raving Looney party as Presidents for life .

Grant all lamp posts the right to vote.

Issue every UK citizen a Pogo stick.

Bring back the Banana Splits.

Mx "

I demand spacehoppers for all

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By *luggableMan
7 days ago

Wymondham


"I'd make it an offence for women to wear knickers. I'd also get rid of womens toilets, and allow them to urinate on street.

Some already do... you should visit Fife villages and towns such as Kirkcaldy, Methil, Leven..."

Methil...don't go there! There are pleasant places in Fife, though.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen


"EU Referendum.

A chance to repair the damage caused by Milkshake Man and El Spaffo...

If we were to have a further referendum on the issue of EU membership, the UK's potential re-entry into the EU would be highly complex.

The EU has proposed a restructuring of membership to allow the UK to rejoin as an associate member, participating in the single market but not the EU customs union. This would require the UK to agree to certain rules and regulations.

Some UK parties support rejoining, while others are opposed and public opinion is divided.

The process would involve much negotiation and agreement and would of course require the UK to make concessions, and it's likely the UK would end up in a much weaker and more compromised position than it is in now."

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Why would it be highly complex for the 'UK' to rejoin on an equal footing?

Weaker and more compromised? Who is arguing this?

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By *LE69Man
7 days ago

Slough


"1st thing I would do stop paying hotel's to house boat people 2 make business rates cheaper for small businesses that's just a start "

Agree with you 100%

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell


"Maybe allow Rangers and Celtic to play in the Premier league instead of the pub league lol"

This is the most sensible policy ever, I might change my allegiance now, maybe the Monster Raving Looney party has had its day. Mx 😜

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell


"Establish the Monster Raving Looney party as Presidents for life .

Grant all lamp posts the right to vote.

Issue every UK citizen a Pogo stick.

Bring back the Banana Splits.

Mx

I demand spacehoppers for all"

You may have to take on the Monster Raving Looney mantle from here dear Cranford has just persuaded me there is a better cause out there.

Bonne chance.

Mx 😜

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By *acingfanMan
7 days ago

Huddersfield

I would remove Elton John's knighthood for singing Don't go breaking my heart with some random woman at Glastonbury.

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By *erasusMan
7 days ago

Glasgow


"Close Scottish Parliament

Lower Scottish Tax to the same as England and Wales

Stop minimum pricing on alcohol and make it same price as England and Wales

Lower Stamp duty on homes to the same as England and Wales and align all taxes to same as England and Wales

Allow purchase of wine and alcohol at same time as you do a household shopping if before 10am in morning

Keep 60mph national speed limit on single carriage way roads instead of SNP'S 50mph desire.

Ban the building of any more wind turbines in Scotland as the scenery is already spoiled with them and ban solar farms.

Align house sales with England and Wales making it easier to buy and sell homes

This..."

And just go the whole hog and rename Scotland as England. Sheesh!

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

👍👍

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"EU Referendum.

A chance to repair the damage caused by Milkshake Man and El Spaffo...

If we were to have a further referendum on the issue of EU membership, the UK's potential re-entry into the EU would be highly complex.

The EU has proposed a restructuring of membership to allow the UK to rejoin as an associate member, participating in the single market but not the EU customs union. This would require the UK to agree to certain rules and regulations.

Some UK parties support rejoining, while others are opposed and public opinion is divided.

The process would involve much negotiation and agreement and would of course require the UK to make concessions, and it's likely the UK would end up in a much weaker and more compromised position than it is in now.

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Why would it be highly complex for the 'UK' to rejoin on an equal footing?

Weaker and more compromised? Who is arguing this?"

The question of the UK rejoining the EU on an equal footing is a complex one due to various factors.

Some of these factors include changes in the EU's policies and procedures since the UK's departure, potential differences in the UK's economic and regulatory landscape compared to its previous membership, and the need for the UK to negotiate new terms of membership, which could involve compromises on areas like agriculture, fisheries, or budget contributions.

Potential vetoes or opposition from existing EU member states could also play a role.

Some in the political world argue that the UK's position outside the EU for an extended period could make it more challenging to rejoin on the same terms as before. Others suggest that the UK's economic and global influence could be affected by its decision to rejoin, and that circumstances have moved on, making it impossible to simply revert to the previous status quo.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Interesting....🤔

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By *q oralistMan
7 days ago

Torquay

Set up as a benign dictatorship and end the sham of our parliamentary 'democracy' It no longer serves us well.

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By *ildwestheroMan
7 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"

If we were to have a further referendum on the issue of EU membership, the UK's potential re-entry into the EU would be highly complex.

The EU has proposed a restructuring of membership to allow the UK to rejoin as an associate member, participating in the single market but not the EU customs union. This would require the UK to agree to certain rules and regulations.

Some UK parties support rejoining, while others are opposed and public opinion is divided.

The process would involve much negotiation and agreement and would of course require the UK to make concessions, and it's likely the UK would end up in a much weaker and more compromised position than it is in now.

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Why would it be highly complex for the 'UK' to rejoin on an equal footing?

Weaker and more compromised? Who is arguing this?"

After the problems and obstacles on both sides, caused by us leaving, I doubt the EU would take us back with open arms as if nothing had ever happened. They'd take us back alright but very much on their terms which I doubt would be very favorable.

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By *fcdTV/TS
7 days ago

Southend


"happened. They'd take us back alright but very much on their terms which I doubt would be very favorable."
Indeed. We previously had by far the best deal of any member. We’ll never get that back.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Would an Independent Scotland have a better chance of a deal?

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By *athyCDTV/TS
7 days ago

morpeth

If I was in charge id mine the english channel

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

But...but...

Your Charity swim....?

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By *ildwestheroMan
7 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Would an Independent Scotland have a better chance of a deal?"

They might just to spite Westminster.

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Exactly. 😆

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By *angtMan
7 days ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

If a child was born in the Uk today, it wouldn’t be able to claim any benefits for itself until June 2041 at least. So I’d make it the same for anyone wishing to come into the country. You’re welcome to come, but no benefits of any kind for 16 years.

Now obviously NHS treatment could be classed as a benefit, but immigrants (legal or otherwise) would get the same benefit rights as anyone who was born on the day they registered as being in the country, so they would get stuff like that, but no cash handouts or housing benefits etc.

I’d also try to stop benefits being a career option.

So if you come onto benefit as a single person, single person benefit is all you would receive until you had signed off for say 3 years.

If you come on to benefit married with say 2 kids, that’s the benefits you’re gonna get until you have gone back to work for 3 years.

If you decide to have more kids while on benefits, you must believe you can afford that and can fit them in your home, so the country wont pay you more money or give you a bigger house.

Thirdly I’d stop paying money to/for people that aren’t living in the country.

So if a pensioner decides to move to a warmer climate, good luck to them, but the state isn’t going to fund that. Because that money goes out of the country, it doesn’t fund the UK economy. It just disappears, rather than being spent in the UK creating jobs and employment.

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By *ammy57Man
7 days ago

Stevenage


"Plunder the national reserves and fuck off abroad "

Same as the last half dozen then?

Abolish corporate ownership of domestic properties on a twenty year phased basis. Significantly tighten remuneration and management fees as well as financial borrowing and fluidity in housing "charity sector" demand a return of charitable housing to council.

Private owners allowed three domestic properties but increasing tax burden for more then that.

Strict rent control.

Strict tenancy rules and graded social accommodation

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By *ngel50TV/TS
7 days ago

Kinross


"1st thing I would do stop paying hotel's to house boat people 2 make business rates cheaper for small businesses that's just a start "

Maybe chat to Trump and persuade him to buy the UK and make us his 51st state.

🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲

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By *einmeMan
7 days ago

Comber

Teach better spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Ban all the rental bikes, shoot cyclists on pavements no questions asked; same goes for people with their phones set to speaker mode on public transport

Bring back men only smoke rooms in pubs . Ban Red Bull as it smells like vomit

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

What about the birch?

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Tax lycra 5000% and shave the heads of anyone with a Croydon Scrape

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Make Beatrice and Eugenie work for minimum wage in care homes and assign them to share a 1 room studio flat

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Make Beatrice and Eugenie work for minimum wage in care homes and assign them to share a 1 room studio flat

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Not a tent?

You've went woke!?

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Put Andrew and the gobby wife in exile

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By *IPMANMan
7 days ago

LONDON

Just being kind. and REAL

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By *oodpeckerMan
7 days ago

Falkirk


"Teach better spelling, grammar and punctuation."
- "What would you do if you was uncharge of running the country"

Yes, I'd make it compulsory in all schools and make auto-correct on digital devices illegal!

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By *ruckedMan
7 days ago

Canterbury

Resign and let someone far more competent than me take over!

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Waterboarding live on This Morning for those who indulge in bot.prose dodgy practice...

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By *dffikMan
7 days ago

surrey

No masks on any protest marches,

Everyone carries I’d card , or fined

All bicycles carry number plates , treated like motorcycles, insurance, helmets and lights

Compulsory voting

If videoing police must be fifty yards away, also full video must be shown on social media not chosen clips

Mental health and social services vastly improved.

Voting system changed to first past the post

No driving on foreign license after six months

Business tax for high street shops reduced

Legal system drastic overhaul

People getting jobs on merit

And much much more

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By *laireKTV/TS
7 days ago

Manchester

I'd offer free narcotics and pr*stitutes on the NHS.

It wouldn't fix anything, but you wouldn't care. Too busy being shagged out or off yer tits.

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By *yzantineMan
7 days ago

Offshore now, ignore pistcode

As a fair representation of British society I have to say I’m relieved I work away a lot as many of these ideas are revolting. Even the ironic ones give an insight into the mind of the contributor.

If running a country was simply a matter of locking people up, letting them do what the fuck they like and revenge justice we would be called America

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By *uriohornMan
7 days ago

Kettering

Britain has been the largest exporter of medical grade cannabis in the world for years yet criminalises its own inhabitants over its production and use carrying a maximum sentence of 14yrs imprisonment for doing so. I would end that

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

Build new pogo stick lanes next to cycle lanes and give people free choice. To Pogo or not to Pogo that is the question.

Mx 😜

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By *IPMANMan
6 days ago

LONDON

Demolish the Palace of Westminster, its only Victorian Gothic. Rehouse both Chambers and the attendant civil servants in low cost High rise towers in areas of high unemployment eg Scunthorpe, Jaywick or Bootle.

Accommodate MP's and peers in block booked hotels eg Ibis= Travel Lodge, no single rooms and all meals included. No further expenses and travel only 2nd class or by coach

Let them see how life really is

And compulsory attendance 9 to 5 , Monday to Friday with 4 weeks annual leave

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By *ngel50TV/TS
6 days ago

Kinross


"Close Scottish Parliament

Lower Scottish Tax to the same as England and Wales

Stop minimum pricing on alcohol and make it same price as England and Wales

Lower Stamp duty on homes to the same as England and Wales and align all taxes to same as England and Wales

Allow purchase of wine and alcohol at same time as you do a household shopping if before 10am in morning

Keep 60mph national speed limit on single carriage way roads instead of SNP'S 50mph desire.

Ban the building of any more wind turbines in Scotland as the scenery is already spoiled with them and ban solar farms.

Align house sales with England and Wales making it easier to buy and sell homes "

This

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 days ago

Motherwell


"Close Scottish Parliament

Lower Scottish Tax to the same as England and Wales

Stop minimum pricing on alcohol and make it same price as England and Wales

Lower Stamp duty on homes to the same as England and Wales and align all taxes to same as England and Wales

Allow purchase of wine and alcohol at same time as you do a household shopping if before 10am in morning

Keep 60mph national speed limit on single carriage way roads instead of SNP'S 50mph desire.

Ban the building of any more wind turbines in Scotland as the scenery is already spoiled with them and ban solar farms.

Align house sales with England and Wales making it easier to buy and sell homes

This "

No no no.. we want more wind turbines in Scotland so we can eventually float off and join Scandinavia. Mx 😜

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