FabGuys.com forum: Most Pathetic Reason For a No Show

By *ustOneBear OP Man
7 days ago

Neath

I think I’ve just had it.

The worst part of it was we hadn’t agreed the day. It started with the generic “Only if my wife goes to work”

But was followed up with

“I might get lost as I have a bad sense of direction” I mean really. If you’re not interested. Say so. I note that his verifications all say he turned up on time.

So seems he’s prepping for a no show.

I’m not pursuing any further.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
7 days ago

Birmingham B15

I got to he end of his road, and he 'had a phone call'. Ok dude.

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By *athman45Man
7 days ago

bath

Every one gets no shows, had my fair share over the years, top excuses? 90% will block you so you never find out 😂😂

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By *im le2Man
7 days ago

aylestone leic

I have about 30 ppl say there coming to my group's ok I understand some men get nervous in crowds. But that no excuse not to let us know. I know out of 30 ppl half will be no-shows I'm used to it now.

I think that's why I've stopped 121 meets. Now I will make a 2 or 3 person within half an hour so at least one will turn up hopefully.

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By *our-slaveMan
7 days ago

nottingham

Taking the hamsters to the vet.

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By *ikeitrealMan
7 days ago

huercal overa SPAIN

I had a sudden attack of diarrhoea,

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By *tephen_b50Man
7 days ago

Bristol

Family emergency (unspecified) was one i was given.

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By *tandbymeMan
7 days ago

mitcham

Do guys really meet up on here. The ones that message or send winks don’t even both reading your profile.

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By *ameshertsMan
7 days ago

Hertford

"I have about 30 ppl say there coming to my group's ok I understand some men get nervous in crowds. But that no excuse not to let us know. I know out of 30 ppl half will be no-shows I'm used to it now.

I think that's why I've stopped 121 meets. Now I will make a 2 or 3 person within half an hour so at least one will turn up hopefully. "

...and a bonus if all 3 turn up

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By *ameshertsMan
7 days ago

Hertford

I could write a book on this one!

I think one of the best was last weekend. We had arranged to meet, then got a message to say "it's my sisters birthday so we're going out to celebrate " (you know, like this should suddenly come out of the blue!). We arranged the next day, then got a message "it's my mum's birthday so ..."

Gotta love 'em!!

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By *ubmanMan
7 days ago

Dublin 24

He could accom.Asked how long he had.Said wife at work in town till 5pm.This was 1pm.Took 15 mins to get to his house.Messaged him to say was outside.Messaged back saying wife arrived home unexpectedly and had to cancel.So she did a 40 min drive in under 15mins.

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By *etterbiggerMan
7 days ago

Scunthorpe

"Taking the hamsters to the vet."

these things do happen. I arranged a meet at mine I was really looking forward to it. I took the dog out thinking it would keep him quiet. On the walk he was attacked by another dog. He got a triangular tearing his skin. I could see the muscle underneath. I couldn't leave him like that. So I messaged the guy. Sorry I've had to take the dog to the vets. He has been attacked. I don't think he believed me. So no shag, a £170 vet bill and a very upset dog

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By *pat71Man
7 days ago

London

I've had the "sorry, i couldn't find it..." 🤔🤔🤔.. Prob best they didn't arrive. Sad and unfortunate.

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By *hris4tvMan
7 days ago

liverpool

My children came home... literally 3 messages from I have no kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

I know this sounds pathetic but I had to cancel one meet at the last minute. The guy said I had to wait as he had to put his dogs away, I’m allergic to dogs!!! Had to cancel as I hadn’t taken any antihistamines. I’ve now added that to my profile! Some excuses are valid even if they do sound a bit far fetched. And of course there are some guys who live in a fantasy world. Happy fabbing everyone. X

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By *arridMan
7 days ago

brighton

A blokes cat died so he cancelled on me. Prior notice I suppose (10 mins) and better than it happening when I was there. Still..

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By *ianca del MonteTV/TS
7 days ago

Somewhere nr Reading

Stuck at a steam rally.

Yep. Really!

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By *ameshertsMan
7 days ago

Hertford

I NEVER arrange planned meets, for this very reason. They ALL fall through. I literally can't remember a planned meet ever actually going ahead. I stick to spontaneous meets only now. P.S. Anyone free?!!

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By *ottomup100Man
7 days ago

Shannon

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By *ottomup100Man
7 days ago

Shannon

"Do guys really meet up on here. The ones that message or send winks don’t even both reading your profile. "

I hate it when they don't read your profile. It can save so much wasted time

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By *astle9Man
7 days ago

Newcastle

"I think I’ve just had it.

The worst part of it was we hadn’t agreed the day. It started with the generic “Only if my wife goes to work”

But was followed up with

“I might get lost as I have a bad sense of direction” I mean really. If you’re not interested. Say so. I note that his verifications all say he turned up on time.

So seems he’s prepping for a no show.

I’m not pursuing any further.

Two words mate - His loss. X

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
7 days ago

Milton Keynes

"Sorry, you can't come now as my Mother has arrived for an unexpected visit".

I believed him actually, so I guess that makes it hilarious rather than pathetic..

I found it quite funny anyway (once I stopped being really annoyed), as I imagined the scene if she'd turned up just a bit later when I was there. "Whose your new friend, Colin?". Like a farcical scene in an old TV sitcom!...

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

""Sorry, you can't come now as my Mother has arrived for an unexpected visit".

I believed him actually, so I guess that makes it hilarious rather than pathetic..

Ha ha! That reminds me of the sitcom "Sorry!" with Ronnie Corbett playing the main character, Timothy Lumsden!😂

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By *alfTankMan
6 days ago

Boston

Theost pathetic reason is a ghost. Ghosting is shameful.

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
6 days ago

Milton Keynes

""Sorry, you can't come now as my Mother has arrived for an unexpected visit".

I believed him actually, so I guess that makes it hilarious rather than pathetic..

Ha ha! That reminds me of the sitcom "Sorry!" with Ronnie Corbett playing the main character, Timothy Lumsden!😂"

Exactly the sort of sitcom I was imagining! The extra gag would be that, despite my sex attire and the various bits of equipment lying around, the fierce Mother character would not twig the situation...

..."What's this! Have you got a dog now, Timothy?", she said disapprovingly, holding up a black leather collar and lead..

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By *lan82Man
6 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

“My house blew up”

“My car blew up”

“My dick fell off”

“We had an earthquake”

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By *altnsand60Man
6 days ago

Dover

"Yes, you can come here but I just have to take the dog out for a walk".

"I can't meet as I have a migraine"(even though you're looking at a computer screen)!

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By *iley666Man
6 days ago

Kirkcaldy

Your cock is to big!

Seriously!

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By *ayaFemboyTV/TS
6 days ago

Renfrewshire

I’ve had someone say they fell asleep and didn’t wake up until the next morning

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By *artina400TV/TS
6 days ago

Chard

Forgot it is Mothers Day

Forgot clocks changed

Traffic - and no signal to let you know

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By *haron suckerTV/TS
6 days ago

Broxbourne

I haven't met many but I do get incredibly nervous. But they usually cancel me. Doesn't do anything for my confidence

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By *DC2000Man
6 days ago

Coningsby

"Family emergency (unspecified) was one i was given. "

Yep, I've had that one and it was possibly true, of course. The most common excuse I get is usually about the children or the wife. Either got to pick them up or she's arrived home early etc etc. One the other week was that his car has a location app which his wife could access. And you didn't know that before arranging the meeting so you let me know 10 minutes AFTER you were supposed to be here?

Was it ever thus....

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