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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

To wake to whiteness.

Damn it, no, I meant to say wouldn't it'd nice to have a politics thread where everybody expressed their arguments articulately, intelligently, without insults and civilly agreed to differ and sort it out at the ballot box.

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow


"To wake to whiteness.

Damn it, no, I meant to say wouldn't it'd nice to have a politics thread where everybody expressed their arguments articulately, intelligently, without insults and civilly agreed to differ and sort it out at the ballot box.

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion? "

Isn't that Reform's new strapline "wake to whiteness, wake up and smell the bacon"

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"To wake to whiteness.

Damn it, no, I meant to say wouldn't it'd nice to have a politics thread where everybody expressed their arguments articulately, intelligently, without insults and civilly agreed to differ and sort it out at the ballot box.

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

Isn't that Reform's new strapline "wake to whiteness, wake up and smell the bacon""

Well done that man! You avoided the cut of pork that passes as an insult these days in favour of one that everyone can get behind.

Bacon butties (baps, cobs, barms or whatever style of bread you prefer) for all! Make me PM!

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow


"To wake to whiteness.

Damn it, no, I meant to say wouldn't it'd nice to have a politics thread where everybody expressed their arguments articulately, intelligently, without insults and civilly agreed to differ and sort it out at the ballot box.

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

Isn't that Reform's new strapline "wake to whiteness, wake up and smell the bacon"

Well done that man! You avoided the cut of pork that passes as an insult these days in favour of one that everyone can get behind.

Bacon butties (baps, cobs, barms or whatever style of bread you prefer) for all! Make me PM!"

You lost me at baps - they're rolls - bun fight commencing

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Baps forever! If there's a hill to die on, I'll plant my flag here.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

Brighton


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives. "

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses. "

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

Brighton


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt."

There’s a pub near us called The Cock. That would be good for a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt."

You are well advised going into Twatt and sitting on the benches in the village centre with Twatt written on them. It’s a more personal touch.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

There's one in Moseley called the Fighting Cocks. Now that would be a photo-opp.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

There’s a pub near us called The Cock. That would be good for a photo. "

There is a pub on Crew’s Hole (read into that what you will) Road in Bristol called the Bull. It could get together with the Cock and make up some stories.

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By *ildwestheroMan
2 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion? "

They've done it before. Not giving up hope just yet

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

There’s a pub near us called The Cock. That would be good for a photo.

There is a pub on Crew’s Hole (read into that what you will) Road in Bristol called the Bull. It could get together with the Cock and make up some stories. "

Bristol, the whole place should be cancelled! What with all its Blackboy Hills and Whiteladies Roads. Have they erased Colston from everywhere yet?

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

Brighton


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

There’s a pub near us called The Cock. That would be good for a photo.

There is a pub on Crew’s Hole (read into that what you will) Road in Bristol called the Bull. It could get together with the Cock and make up some stories.

Bristol, the whole place should be cancelled! What with all its Blackboy Hills and Whiteladies Roads. Have they erased Colston from everywhere yet?"

There’s a village in Sussex called Blackboys.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

There’s a pub near us called The Cock. That would be good for a photo.

There is a pub on Crew’s Hole (read into that what you will) Road in Bristol called the Bull. It could get together with the Cock and make up some stories.

Bristol, the whole place should be cancelled! What with all its Blackboy Hills and Whiteladies Roads. Have they erased Colston from everywhere yet?"

Blackboy hill has nothing to do with race, it’s named after an old English king whose nickname I think was Blackboy.

Whiteladies Road which was named after a pub leads into Blackboy hill, it’s the same road, so there is a clear play on words being used there and sadly for the campaigners, nothing racial about it.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

East Devon

I love the small Wiltshire village of Jacks Bush …always look out for him as I drive through , sounds like my kind of guy

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

They've done it before. Not giving up hope just yet"

You actually harbour hope for them? You realise they'll need more than kindergarten-level talents for that to happen, right?

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By *licequeenbear891Man
2 weeks ago

Teddington

Can't get that song out of my head now 🙄 thanks 🙄😉🤭🤭☺️☺️

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

In Dorset there's a place called scratchy bottom x

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"Can't get that song out of my head now 🙄 thanks 🙄😉🤭🤭☺️☺️"

You are most welcome! May I remind you of the Shake'n'Vac song too?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

The cons will be back and wouldn't be at all surprised if they are led by Boris x

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can't get that song out of my head now 🙄 thanks 🙄😉🤭🤭☺️☺️

You are most welcome! May I remind you of the Shake'n'Vac song too?"

I very very nearly bought some shake and vac from One Below yesterday.

Could do with it on my butt, put the freshness back after all that farting

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"The cons will be back and wouldn't be at all surprised if they are led by Boris x"

They'll need a convincing narrative. "The natural party of government" rings a bit hollow these days. "The only party to be trusted with the economy", post-Liz and Kamikaze, er nope!

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By *haneportsMan
2 weeks ago

portsmouth

We have a pub called 'The Fawcett Inn' plus a Chinese takeaway named 'Wok the duck.'

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford


"The cons will be back and wouldn't be at all surprised if they are led by Boris x

They'll need a convincing narrative. "The natural party of government" rings a bit hollow these days. "The only party to be trusted with the economy", post-Liz and Kamikaze, er nope!"

never say never, go back a few years and if you had a treble bet on the winner of the grand national Leicester winning the premiership league title and trump become president a 10 quid bet would have mad yo a millionaire .And boris may be bafoon like but actually is a very intelligent and cunning guy x

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By *ary1066Man
2 weeks ago

Preston


"To wake to whiteness.

Damn it, no, I meant to say wouldn't it'd nice to have a politics thread where everybody expressed their arguments articulately, intelligently, without insults and civilly agreed to differ and sort it out at the ballot box.

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

Isn't that Reform's new strapline "wake to whiteness, wake up and smell the bacon"

Well done that man! You avoided the cut of pork that passes as an insult these days in favour of one that everyone can get behind.

Bacon butties (baps, cobs, barms or whatever style of bread you prefer) for all! Make me PM!"

Not quite sure the Miliband brother enjoyed his outing with a bacon butty when he was head of labour from the look on his face you would of thought someone was using him as a glove puppet

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

To get on with me neighbours….

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"The cons will be back and wouldn't be at all surprised if they are led by Boris x

They'll need a convincing narrative. "The natural party of government" rings a bit hollow these days. "The only party to be trusted with the economy", post-Liz and Kamikaze, er nope!never say never, go back a few years and if you had a treble bet on the winner of the grand national Leicester winning the premiership league title and trump become president a 10 quid bet would have mad yo a millionaire .And boris may be bafoon like but actually is a very intelligent and cunning guy x"

Cunning I'd agree with. He completely lacks emotional intelligence although he did get an expensive education.

Have you heard his word salads when not reading off a script? Almost makes Trump sound articulate.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"To get on with me neighbours…."

Small Faces vs Beach Boys, RUMBLE!

Steve Marriott would have kicked every lardy Wilson boy's ass hard though.

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt."

Well if you ever go to Norway, get a picture of yourself at the railway station to prove that you went to hell and back https://www.visitnorway.com/listings/hell-station/214792/

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses.

If we ever go to Orkney together I'm sure my wife will have me stand in front of the town sign for Twatt.

Well if you ever go to Norway, get a picture of yourself at the railway station to prove that you went to hell and back https://www.visitnorway.com/listings/hell-station/214792/"

Next time I am in Orkney I will nip over!

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By *ocbigMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"There's one in Moseley called the Fighting Cocks. Now that would be a photo-opp."

There was a T-shirt…..

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By *ocbigMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"

Does anybody think the Tories are coming back from oblivion?

They've done it before. Not giving up hope just yet

You actually harbour hope for them? You realise they'll need more than kindergarten-level talents for that to happen, right?"

Yes, but sir…..after the last Tory government slaughtered labour, they were supposed to be unelectable for a generation…yet here we are.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"Not quite sure the Miliband brother enjoyed his outing with a bacon butty when he was head of labour from the look on his face you would of thought someone was using him as a glove puppet "

But even before Buttiegate, I never thought that twat would fly as Labour leader because of the way he pronounced issue. Iss-yew, not ishoo like literally every other human in the UK that didn't go to a posh boy school.

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By *dstefi OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull


"Yes, but sir…..after the last Tory government slaughtered labour, they were supposed to be unelectable for a generation…yet here we are."

Yes but sir, that was after the rump of talentless morons who came AB (after Boris) screwed everything up so monumentally it was inevitable.

Oh, wait ...

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

We have a Black cock inn here. ☺️

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By *ocbigMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Yes, but sir…..after the last Tory government slaughtered labour, they were supposed to be unelectable for a generation…yet here we are.

Yes but sir, that was after the rump of talentless morons who came AB (after Boris) screwed everything up so monumentally it was inevitable.

Oh, wait ..."

Indeed

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow


"There is a large sign in Cornwall just on the main road for a place called Nice Baps.

I never made it to St Ives.

It’s a road side cafe and I always ask my wife to stand there so I can take a pic. She always refuses. "

Lol

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