FabGuys.com forum: Should left handed people be taxed more?

By *ral b.. OP Man
11 weeks ago

As a minority group,possibly the sons of Satan( Latin for left handedness is ' Sinister ') ..

Should government tax left handed people more...

All the collected revenue to be Government invested in Ned Flanders " Left-handed Emporium " shares.

Beware of Left-handed people on 31st of October..just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I wank left handed

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By *ewbie NickMan
11 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"I wank left handed

So do I!

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By *aty AvaleuseTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Brighton

Proof needed 😘😉

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By *annyDanielleMan
11 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

"I wank left handed

So do I!"

Me too.

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By *IPMANMan
11 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

We kack handers are more intelligent and are an oppressed minority.

I love to give right handed people a pair of left handed scissors and watch them struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

To be fair we are taxed more as a group as we tend to earn more money.

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By *ustOneBearMan
11 weeks ago

Neath

We are already taxed more.

Left handed scissors ✂️! More expensive than the usual.

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By *he ForceMan
11 weeks ago

Rugby

Leftie here… and I lurve Halloween

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By *raig_KJMan
11 weeks ago

Southport

I’m ambidextrous

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By *0yguyMan
11 weeks ago

Cumberland

Left handers contribute more to the economy by their innovation and inventiveness, and don’t live as long on average because of the higher risk of accidents in a right-hand biased world. We should get a tax relief for being left- handed.

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By *eepeter4Man
11 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I hope Rachel from accounts don't read this thread she might get ldeas

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By *urious katMan
11 weeks ago

Donegal

"I wank left handed

"
snap

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By *ral b.. OP Man
11 weeks ago

"I wank left handed

snap "
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Sorry to hear that..are you in accident and emergencies

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By *ryanything7oMan
11 weeks ago

redcar

Some shit said about left handed on this site. Yes I am left handed.

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By *ogwhammerMan
11 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

"As a minority group,possibly the sons of Satan( Latin for left handedness is ' Sinister ') ..

Should government tax left handed people more...

All the collected revenue to be Government invested in Ned Flanders " Left-handed Emporium " shares.

Beware of Left-handed people on 31st of October..just sayin'

Sinister simply means left handed in Latin the other meanings have been tacked on after. This is the case with many Ancient Greek and Latin words.

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By *tephanieTVbtmTV/TS
11 weeks ago

skewen

"To be fair we are taxed more as a group as we tend to earn more money."

Best response!

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By *volasLightMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"As a minority group,possibly the sons of Satan( Latin for left handedness is ' Sinister ') ..

Should government tax left handed people more...

All the collected revenue to be Government invested in Ned Flanders " Left-handed Emporium " shares.

Beware of Left-handed people on 31st of October..just sayin'

Absolutely, good idea.

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By *havvybritneyTV/TS
11 weeks ago

london

I am ambi dextrous so should be taxed triple.

And rightfully so!

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By *rankly honeztMan
11 weeks ago

wicklow

10% tariff on left-handedfleshlights

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By *enjamin2018Man
11 weeks ago

Halstead

Im a leftie

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Stupid post if ever there was!

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By *0yguyMan
11 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Stupid post if ever there was!"

Yes, but fun!

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By *havvybritneyTV/TS
11 weeks ago

london

Embrace the daftness.

You dull righty

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By *ulldozer47Man
11 weeks ago

London/Westminster

Left handed and proud of it - should i pay more tax no f....ing way

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By *nknk456Man
11 weeks ago

Sth Herts

To repeat a previous poster, we already pay more tax by dint of being more intelligent and thus earning more money.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Stupid post if ever there was!"

It’s ok pal, not every moon needs to be howled at.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Hook

Us left handed people are of the right mind.

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By *tar33Man
11 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Some shit said about left handed on this site. Yes I am left handed."

You come across as a little sinister to be honest.

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By *tar33Man
11 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I'm a member of the Satanic Temple, we fight against this type of discrimination.

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Love using both hands when the moment arises 👏

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By *ick1961Man
11 weeks ago

near herne bay....ish

"I’m ambidextrous "

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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By *ral b.. OP Man
11 weeks ago

Best way is to pay left handed people in cash, unless they're ferrymen...

- don't pay the ferryman-

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By *ver45Man
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

A Town near You!

We're better drivers 🚘😁

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By *essa_MTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Red Rose County

"I wank left handed

Feels like a stranger

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By *orned IronsideMan
11 weeks ago

Near Brigg

I love been wanked off by a leftie. It feels so much different than if I do it myself left handed. ( other handedness is also great though 🤣) don't want to miss out on the righties too 😁

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"We're better drivers 🚘😁"

Strangely enough, although I am left handed, I am a much better driver when I'm dressed en-femme. I tend to drive more like a woman, and by that I mean I am less aggressive and I have a lot more patience. That is not a criticism of women drivers by the way.

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By *antyLover66Man
11 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"I wank left handed

Pervert

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By *antyLover66Man
11 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"I’m ambidextrous "

I'm bifocal

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By *IPMANMan
11 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

I can remember being rapped on the knuckles for writing left handed when I was about 9 or 10 and one teacher made me sit on my left hand abd use my right, then gave me bad marks for bad hand writing

And when the world was a more civilised place than it is now, my bank would provide left handed cheque books

BUT I AM NOT BITTER DESPITE THEIR INBUILT BIGOTRY

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By *unnywabbit69Man
11 weeks ago

MANCHESTER

"I wank left handed

Certain things I am ambidextrous for.

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By *hubsloverMan
11 weeks ago

East/west sussex

I am _hubslover

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By *tar33Man
11 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"We're better drivers 🚘😁

But do you reverse into parking spaces or go nose in?

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By *hades Of GreyMan
11 weeks ago

North Leeds, LS19/20

Has anyone seen Nigel?

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By *eorge LooneyMan
11 weeks ago

Wokingham

Any left handed gingers out there? Taxing them will eradicate our deficit.

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By *IPMANMan
11 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

As a kid, my older brother was also a lefty, as were at least 4 cousins living close by who were also of the same persuasion

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"We're better drivers 🚘😁

But do you reverse into parking spaces or go nose in?"

I've never been any good at parking, no matter what I'm wearing.

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By *oasyouwishMan
11 weeks ago

benfleet

Obviously

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By *arcusUK2Man
11 weeks ago

Winchester

"I wank left handed

I'm ambiwankstrous.

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By *lderbttmMan
11 weeks ago

Inverness

Greatest electric guitarist Jimi Hendrix was left handed. Enough said

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By *en225Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

As a fellow lefty

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By *illbebuttnakedMan
11 weeks ago

worcester

Write with my left, wank with my right

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By *hebestrimmerMan
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

Sth Elmsall

A teacher at my school did the same when we were around the same age. The kids dad gave the teacher a Left Hook to prove the left hand was every bit as good as the right

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By *amsoonMan
11 weeks ago

stornoway

A lefty and a righty in bed together is best as you both have your best hands free to touch each other when lying on your sides kissing

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By *IPMANMan
11 weeks ago

LONDON WEST

Tax people at double rates if they voted for whichever Government is in power at the tax year end

If you vote for them , put your money where their mouths are

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By *ames TownMan
11 weeks ago

Bingley

"Write with my left, wank with my right"

At the same time ,

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By *0yguyMan
11 weeks ago

Cumberland

"A lefty and a righty in bed together is best as you both have your best hands free to touch each other when lying on your sides kissing"

I know - I’ve done it.

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By *orwdMan
11 weeks ago

Sheffield

Huge 4×4s should b taxed much more...!!

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By *eepeter4Man
11 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Huge 4×4s should b taxed much more...!!"
especially if they are driven around Chelsea and Knightsbridge

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By *andomguy321Man
11 weeks ago

reading

"I am ambi dextrous so should be taxed triple.

And rightfully so!"

You should get a rebate

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By *sfguyMan
11 weeks ago

stockton

I'm left handed when I'm on cam. Stiff cock left hand, phone cam right hand

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By *ral b.. OP Man
6 weeks ago

"I’m ambidextrous

I'm bifocal

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Im Sparticus

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By *udekeithMan
6 weeks ago

Quorn

Should government tax left handed people more...

As us lefties are a minority it would make more sense to tax the majority right handers. This would raise far more money for the government to waste.

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By *ovecock4Man
5 weeks ago

Hull

Definitely should along with gingers.

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By *q oralistMan
5 weeks ago

Torquay

The most sinister thing in this thread is the hint of prejudice against left handed people. When I was in secondary school the art master spotted me drawing with my left hand ( in fact I am ambidextrous ) and he said "If I had my way you would be caned for that!" There always toxic people who cannot cope with anyone different to themselves.

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By *onnieabcMan
5 weeks ago

north down

"Definitely should along with gingers. "
never!

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

I'd heavily tax left handed pens and pencils. Got to be winner for the country.

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By *etterbiggerMan
5 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Gay and left handed. Am I the devils chosen one

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By *ucksitupMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"We are already taxed more.

Left handed scissors ✂️! More expensive than the usual. "

Left handed screwdrivers are rare and very expensive

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By *urious katMan
5 weeks ago

Donegal

left is the new right handed ✋️

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By *im le2Man
5 weeks ago

aylestone leic

One of my mates is left handed and I know which side he's sitting on.

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By *urious katMan
5 weeks ago

Donegal

teachers really did try to beat it out of us lefties back in the day...

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Leftie guitars and rifles are usually more expensive too.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

"Leftie guitars and rifles are usually more expensive too. "

When I was young I could never figure out why I couldn't fire an air rifle in the tight direction until I finally figured out I was closing the wrong eye. I'm left-handed but right-eyed.

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Leftie guitars and rifles are usually more expensive too.

When I was young I could never figure out why I couldn't fire an air rifle in the tight direction until I finally figured out I was closing the wrong eye. I'm left-handed but right-eyed."

I'm the opposite, used to fire a rifle left-handed purely because I found it easier to keep my right eye shut. I'm right-handed at everything else

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Once I started getting halfway decent at both I had to choose, and figured I'd pull more girls with a guitar than an expensive left-handed target rifle with sculpted stock, so music won out over punching holes in the bullseye.

The girls took a while coming, even so

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By *SAOFMan
5 weeks ago

Work/Play in London, live in Kent

"Once I started getting halfway decent at both I had to choose, and figured I'd pull more girls with a guitar than an expensive left-handed target rifle with sculpted stock, so music won out over punching holes in the bullseye.

The girls took a while coming, even so

As I understood it, taking awhile before cumming is something the girls tend to like.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
5 weeks ago

Southport

"We are already taxed more.

Left handed scissors ✂️! More expensive than the usual.

Left handed screwdrivers are rare and very expensive"

I know. All my tools are left-handed

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By *ndsotobedMan
5 weeks ago

Towcester

Some cups/mugs are right handed - those that have a little piece of the pattern on the inside. They are always on for right handed people to see when they drink.

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

The girls took a while coming, even so

As I understood it, taking awhile before cumming is something the girls tend to like."

Yeah but my tongue can only go for so long

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