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Funniest limericks.

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By *zaac Cox OP   Man
15 hours ago

FOREST OF DEAN

A friend told me this limerick today and to be honest I found it so funny that I find it difficult to repeat it without ending up un fits of laughter and I hope you enjoy it.

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his arse like a dahlia

Two cents a smell

Was all very well

But three cents a lick was a failure.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
15 hours ago

Ludlow


"A friend told me this limerick today and to be honest I found it so funny that I find it difficult to repeat it without ending up un fits of laughter and I hope you enjoy it.

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his arse like a dahlia

Two cents a smell

Was all very well

But three cents a lick was a failure."

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By *lissfulMan
15 hours ago

York

There was a young lady from France

Who boarded a train in a trance

Everyone fucked her

Except the conductor

And he came twice in his pants

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By *oodster111Man
14 hours ago

biggleswade

There was a young man from Kentucket

Whose knob was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin, wiping sperm from his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

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By *rTee69Man
14 hours ago

B

Here are two I made up:

A bishop, a priest and a vicar,

met a nun and they plied her with liquor.

When they'd all had a turn,

they were saddened to learn

that the rabbi was longer and thicker.

"We honour the dearly departed"

said the priest as the funeral started.

Just then last night's curry

came back in a hurry,

he burped, then he puked, then he sharted.

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By *atirical DesiresMan
13 hours ago

Glasgow

I bought a cheap Limerick from China,

Next Day delivery from Amazon Prime,

But sadly it was two lines short and didn't even fucking well rhyme.

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