FabGuys.com forum: The crapest christmas present you received

By *Dicklover OP Man
3 weeks ago

visiting

My Mother,advancing in years gets trigger happy on amazon these days so the fun is seeing what tat she buys me as a Christmas gift. (I tell her every year just buy me socks, something useful) this year was more of the same Amazon tat.. I got a projector light that puts stars and some swirling colour space style on the ceiling..... what am I 8 yrs old why on earth would she think I would want that..whats the worst gift you've received.

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By *urious4cockMan
3 weeks ago

Withan

Can't say I've ever had a BAD gift?

Some are not as good as others, I think the most inappropriate gift was a tub of 100 JPS cigarettes two years after I had given up smoking

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By *heshyone1Man
3 weeks ago

Banchory

I got a jumper that wouldn’t look out of place on the technicolour dream coat hideous thing ever seen

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By *erry_bottomMan
3 weeks ago

Derry

I dont get any presents

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By *umlover68Man
3 weeks ago

Worthing

My ex had a habit of buying things that he wanted for me.

One time I said that I had no interest in going to a certain European city and never wanted to go there so 2 days later as a Christmas present they bought me tickets to go there because they wanted to go and see the trams. It was freezing cold and everywhere was closed at the time

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By *astDevonGuyMan
3 weeks ago

East Devon

I always accept gifts with the nature they were offered and with gratitude that someone has actually “ thought” about me . Their choices maybe off kilter , but often makes perfect sense to the giver …..

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Never really been into Christmas presents. When my mother was alive she always sent me a cheque and told me to buy myself something nice. I always sent her flowers via Interflora. At various hotels we had a Secret Santa thing going amongst the staff. One year I got a pretty naff red tie with various coloured football boots on it. Think I wore it once before it went to the charity shop.

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By *eilh4Man
3 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

I once got a plastic paperweight with an Oxfam 25p sticker still on the back.

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By *ldmanMan
3 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Socks.

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By *aremanMan
3 weeks ago

Hingham

My very kind grandmother once knitted me a pullover. It was rather too big, by and large, but I couldn't get my (normally-sized) head through the neck hole.

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By *aohiaochiaokengMan
3 weeks ago

London

I received a sex kit from my Scottish partner. Hahaha.

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumberland

Electric corkscrew. Who the hell needs an electric corkscrew?

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By *lowSubMan
3 weeks ago

Northampton

"Electric corkscrew. Who the hell needs an electric corkscrew?"

Sound like it has potential....😜

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By *arcus BezzantMan
3 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

"My Mother,advancing in years gets trigger happy on amazon these days so the fun is seeing what tat she buys me as a Christmas gift. (I tell her every year just buy me socks, something useful) this year was more of the same Amazon tat.. I got a projector light that puts stars and some swirling colour space style on the ceiling..... what am I 8 yrs old why on earth would she think I would want that..whats the worst gift you've received."

You're lucky you get anything, my mother died in 2010 and I have not hadca Christmas present since, from anyone, BTW, I'd love that swirling light thing.

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By *lectricTeaMan
3 weeks ago

Hereford

"Electric corkscrew. Who the hell needs an electric corkscrew?"

Are you sure it was a corkscrew 🙃

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By *ndyfy7Man
3 weeks ago

Fleetwood

A fire extinguisher

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

When I was a kid I lived in a children's home ,one Christmas igot a bag of second hand toys clothes etc among them was a plastic tennis racket, and it had another kids name written on it .xx

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

A Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

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By *addy7x6Man
2 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I got sent a pack of handkerchiefs from an aunt when I was in my first year at UNI (about the time the English Civil War ended).

I was ready to give them away when I noticed the pack was open at one end. On investigation, I found a ten quid note tucked inside.

That bought a LOT of beer back in the 60s.

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By *hubSub87Man
2 weeks ago

Grimsby

Can't say I've received a crap present. Some are more useful than others but I appreciate that someone took the time to get me something

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By *lexieMan
2 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

You should think yourself lucky you still have you're mother. Humour her with the presents, you are her child, that's how she sees you! Indulge her while you can. I am sure you will...

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By *vil GeniusMan
2 weeks ago

Durham

A fridge magnetic in the shape of a coffee cup with BFF on it.

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