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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East

What’s your pet hates when Driving???

For me it’s when you let someone through and they don’t acknowledge to say thank you 😡

When drivers slow right down or even stop at roundabouts even though they can clearly see it’s clear

Pedestrians who just walk out into the road without even looking

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By *eedsbearmanMan
5 days ago

Leeds

When people slow down through traffic cameras when they are already driving under the speed limit.

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By *PH1956Man
5 days ago

Colchester

Prats who don't understand that you give way to the right at roundabouts!

Simples!

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By *lameDameTV/TS
5 days ago

Exeter

When people don't indicate. Especially on motorways!

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By *udiboy1Man
5 days ago

glasgow

Folk on fones

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


"Prats who don't understand that you give way to the right at roundabouts!

Simples!"

Plenty people don’t get this

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Cocky little fuckers who try to undertake on the left, especially in city traffic.

Had one the other day, trying to sneak past on the left when I pulled over to the right to pass some parked cars about 100 yds ahead already doing a decent speed. Thought no fucking chance and gave it the beans till he had to drop back.

Obviously when I got back over to the left and kept it legal he just had to make his point and blast past but I made sure he got the universal hand signal and saw it

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

The dreaded rear fog lights a) when there is no need to have them on in the first place as visibility doesn’t warrant it and b) even if they are required to be on, leaving them on and blinding the vehicle close behind.

I live rural and one main road is about 20 miles long, so can be blinded the entire length.

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By *luteus maxMan
5 days ago

Waterlooville at night

people who 'phone me as soon as I start driving after I've been parked for hours.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Middle lane sleepers on the motorway.

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By *ewbie42Man
5 days ago

Loughton

Hardons

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Drug drivers. Not unrelated to cocky little fuckers driving in town like they're in the WRC. You can usually guarantee if somebody passes you dangerously in Birmingham that they'll be leaving a trail of skunk smoke behind them.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Deliberately speeding up at roundabouts in order to slam on the breaks & honk one’s horn in anger.

In my closest city there is a very busy roundabout, so much so, it’s been a 20mph limit for about 20 years.

Yet some will tear down it way above 20mph and do the above.

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By *excessMan
5 days ago

Sleaford

People who drive everywhere no matter the speed limit at 40mph

60 zone 40mph 30 zone 40mph.

So your not confident enough to drive up to 60 but can drive 10mph over the speed limit in an urban area where your more likely to kill somebody.

Boggling!

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

More cocky little fuckers, the ones who you see creeping forward next to you and revving at a red light.

I have pretty good manual launch control though and can usually see most of them off up to the speed limit

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By *hades Of GreyMan
5 days ago

Leeds

Being tail-gated, really fucking annoying!

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Delivery/cab drivers who stop in middle of road when there is plenty of space either side they could have pulled in instead.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

People in the wrong lane at a filter junction who then try to cut in in front of you on green. Again, no fucking chance kiddo, saw you creeping and that's not happening

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By *hy-GuyMan
5 days ago

Glossop

None of my pets can drive

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Drivers who stop at junctions with half of their bonnets over the white lines.

Drivers, usually on motorways who think queues by exits don’t apply to them and try and nudge in at the head of the queue right on the junction.

Drivers who don’t indicate

Inconsiderate parking, I live near a school and for about 20 minutes morning and afternoon in term-time they block drives and footpaths whilst waiting for their kids.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

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By *norguyMan
5 days ago

W Norfolk/N Cambs

late braking, then indicate, Fog lights on when no fog but raining.. some LED head lights are now too bright.

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By *egseyMan
5 days ago

Colwyn Bay

I find this only happens at mini roundabouts.

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By *ral b..Man
5 days ago

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Going in a bunker

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By *tar33Man
5 days ago

North London (outer)

People sel_ishly doing three point turns causing other traffic, both ways, to stop. The correct way is to pull over, reverse into a gap, and then pull out when it's clear to do so.

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By *un only 69Man
5 days ago

Belfast

I hate Other drivers …….. especially those that look at or chat on their phones

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By *arriedandeasygoingMan
5 days ago

Donegal

The purpose on indicators is to indicate what you intend to do, its not to indicate what you are doing after you have started to do what you intended to do, this pisses me right off

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Drivers missing the phasing of lights turning green as they’re too busy looking down their laps at their mobile phone.

Some lights near me one has to be on it as there is only a few seconds to proceed each phase and a lengthy wait if missed.

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By *egseyMan
5 days ago

Colwyn Bay

Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Stupid oversized and overweight EVs that occupy the Sainsbury's parking spaces up to the white lines either side.

More road tax? Sure. When you're trundling 2½ tons of batteries around on 20" rims and fucking up the potholes far harder than my sub-1 ton hatch does, you should pay more. Also your ridiculous high-bonneted wankpanzer is more likely to kill or maim than my wee scooter car.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Drivers who will only queue up on the same side as their fuel filler on the car at a garage where almost certainly the hose would reach either side of a car.

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By *aul60Man
5 days ago

North West

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem.""

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Youngsters who put their front number plates inside their windscreen.

What’s that all about?

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Stopping at a junction with very heavy crawling traffic on the main road all proceeding left but I’m wanting to turn right away from all that and still some drivers will not leave a gap to get out even though I wouldn’t be adding to their queuing woes.

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By *klvrJimMan
5 days ago

Bishop Auckland

Driving a truck I'm alot more aware of knobheads on the road.

Ppl who think I should give way to them joining from a slip onto motorways.

Ppl who cut in front of me especially in my braking gap.

Tossers who sit in my blind spots.

My biggest hate though is fucktards who don't indicate on roundabouts.

The list can go on .....

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 days ago

Medway

Lack of indication especially changing lane or on roundabouts

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot


"When people don't indicate. Especially on motorways!"

Ha Ha, my car will fight you if you try and change lanes without indicating.

Middle lane hoggers

Unnecessary use of fog lights, front or rear.

People who don't understand what merge in turn means so sit between both lanes 1/2 a mile from the merge point, HGV drivers are particularly guilty of this.

people in 4x4 vehicles that feel the need to come to an almost complete stop every time they negotiate a speed bump.

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By *ice Guy 46Man
5 days ago

leicestershire

I guess as a Trucker you see it all and have the patients of a saint.

Mine private number plates, not indicating, dangerous overtaking on blind bends, driving too close behind and not giving way on a slip road!

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By *eekErectusMan
5 days ago

near York


"The dreaded rear fog lights a) when there is no need to have them on in the first place as visibility doesn’t warrant it and b) even if they are required to be on, leaving them on and blinding the vehicle close behind.

I live rural and one main road is about 20 miles long, so can be blinded the entire length."

There's a special place in Hell for these people

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

Tailgaters are my biggest hate. Even worse when you get a nice clear stretch of road and they still don't overtake.

Yummy mummies in Chelsea tractors doing the school run. Reckon half of them are blind and they abandon rather than park their vehicles.

Vans and other large vehicles that parl close to road junctions so you cannot see if there is any traffic coming.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Bad town planning that allows on-street parking that blocks sightlines. There's one corner where I live that's particularly annoying for this, you go to pass a row of parked over tall SUVs and there's somebody coming at you that you couldn't see, and they have right if way so you have to back up to.let them through.

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By *ottomup100Man
5 days ago

Shannon

People turning left on a roundabout but wait until the whole roundabout is free of cars before turning

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By *odgercooperMan
5 days ago

east Anglia

My pet hate is people that do nit use there indicators people who start to change lanes before they use there indicators

An idiots who drive around in poor visibility with no lights on at all

Driving my other pet hate is cyclists who ride on the road where there is a perfectly good cycle track provided for them and those that ride two a breast on roads

I just get another cold drink now

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Potholes

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By *lameDameTV/TS
5 days ago

Exeter


"Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

You seem cock sure?

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"My pet hate is people that do nit use there indicators people who start to change lanes before they use there indicators

An idiots who drive around in poor visibility with no lights on at all

Driving my other pet hate is cyclists who ride on the road where there is a perfectly good cycle track provided for them and those that ride two a breast on roads

I just get another cold drink now"

Cyclist and certain car drivers [Audi in particular] who are above the law and do not need to follow the Highway Code or commonsense courtesy when using the roads

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By *DCambsMan
5 days ago

Cambridge


"What’s your pet hates when Driving???

Pedestrians who just walk out into the road without even looking

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These days, in certain circumstances, they have right of way anyway....

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By *reakazoidMan
5 days ago

Leeds

Not indicating

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


"What’s your pet hates when Driving???

Pedestrians who just walk out into the road without even looking

These days, in certain circumstances, they have right of way anyway...."

They do but it doesn’t mean they can walk out in the road without looking 🤷🏻

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By *aul349Man
5 days ago

North of the Tyne

Aggressive drivers + zipper lanes...

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By *ordladMan
5 days ago

Wrexham

Not indicating

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"Aggressive drivers + zipper lanes..."

Yep, the ones who are impatient and will aggressively and often dangerously get in front so that they are a whole car length in front in a long line of congested traffic.

Strange people.

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By *oodpeckerMan
5 days ago

Falkirk


"Cocky little fuckers who try to undertake on the left, especially in city traffic.

Had one the other day, trying to sneak past on the left when I pulled over to the right to pass some parked cars about 100 yds ahead already doing a decent speed. Thought no fucking chance and gave it the beans till he had to drop back.

Obviously when I got back over to the left and kept it legal he just had to make his point and blast past but I made sure he got the universal hand signal and saw it "

Sounds like appalling driving/behaviour on both counts!

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By *aul349Man
5 days ago

North of the Tyne


"Aggressive drivers + zipper lanes...

Yep, the ones who are impatient and will aggressively and often dangerously get in front so that they are a whole car length in front in a long line of congested traffic.

Strange people."

It's the ones that accelerate past the queue at ridiculous speeds all the way to the angle of cones and attempts to force themselves in without waiting for a second like "merge in turn" isn't a thing...

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By *ishMan
5 days ago

illogan

cyclists …Cunts!

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By *hebestrimmerMan
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5 days ago

Sth Elmsall

Had a few run ins with people like that, I always ask them if their name Ama Clevertwat.

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Always had an issue with cats whether I’m driving or not

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By *mandaWhenDressedMan
5 days ago

around

Got to be the park where you like attitude of most people these days.

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By *hebestrimmerMan
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5 days ago

Sth Elmsall

Its actually an offence - Non Endorsable, Misuse of optional lights same applies to the front, or fog lights as they get called. Both should only be used in Fog or Falling Snow.

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By *lasbiMan
5 days ago

Glasgow/London


"The purpose on indicators is to indicate what you intend to do, its not to indicate what you are doing after you have started to do what you intended to do, this pisses me right off"

This. I don’t really care when people don’t indicate, but the ones that indicate while they’re mid-manoeuvre, piss me of.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Cocky little fuckers who try to undertake on the left, especially in city traffic.

Had one the other day, trying to sneak past on the left when I pulled over to the right to pass some parked cars about 100 yds ahead already doing a decent speed. Thought no fucking chance and gave it the beans till he had to drop back.

Obviously when I got back over to the left and kept it legal he just had to make his point and blast past but I made sure he got the universal hand signal and saw it

Sounds like appalling driving/behaviour on both counts!"

Fair point, as the grownup I shouldn't rise to the bait. All that lingerie wearing has obviously had zero effect on my testosterone levels

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By *penglerMan
5 days ago

Manchester

Undertaking on the left is a particular wind up for me, also not signalling.

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By *arcus BezzantMan
5 days ago

North Ayrshire

People who pull out in front of you from side streets, causing you to brake, then drive much slower than you were.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 days ago

Bedford

People that drive with their babies in the front seat or their dog's ive also seen them with the kid or pet on thier lap xx

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
5 days ago

Bargoed

Clear day ,no rain and yet the rear windscreen wiper is still on. Shows they are not using their rear view mirror correctly.

And dont get me started on misuse of blue badges, ( blue badge holder here and would like to think I know the rules for using them)

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By *hubbyGayTraffordMan
5 days ago

Stretford

Driver who don't let you into a lane when they see you indicating and then when you get by them to get into the lane you need they get into the lane you was originally in without indicating . Makes me so mad.

Also as a keen walker , people who don't stop at pedestrian crossings when it's the walkers green light to go .

Cyclists who use the pavement when millions been spent on cycle paths nearby , and cyclists again who don't think a red light applies to them !

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Hazard lights on whilst being towed on urban local roads. You’re not stationary and you cannot indicate ffs!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot

Ona dual carriageway or motorway, people who overtake you then slow down, WTF is that all about, isn't the point of overtaking all about wanting to go a bit faster than the person you're overtaking?

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By *ardnutsMan
5 days ago

Pensby


"People who drive everywhere no matter the speed limit at 40mph

60 zone 40mph 30 zone 40mph.

So your not confident enough to drive up to 60 but can drive 10mph over the speed limit in an urban area where your more likely to kill somebody.

Boggling!

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people who do the opposite, because they are brainless lemmings. The love 20mph. They must of had orgasms galore when 20 mph was plastered everywhere.

Doesn't matter the road speed, 30, 40 they don't care. They just love tootling around at 20mph. Nothing else to do i suppose.

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By *erscumdumpMan
5 days ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

People who sit on thier foot brake at traffic lights and blind you.

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By *ishop666Man
5 days ago

ls19

All other drivers

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By *evanianMan
5 days ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Boy racers in souped up Corsas etc with a loud exhaust who think they are so cool when they tear-arse off with their sound system making an equally awful... BOOM! BOOM!!! godamn row!

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Boy racers in souped up Corsas etc with a loud exhaust who think they are so cool when they tear-arse off with their sound system making an equally awful... BOOM! BOOM!!! godamn row! "

How quaint. It's like a return to the days of Max Power

All the lads round Brum who want to drive like twats now have Audis/Mercs/Beemers. Or they hire a Lambo or Porsche. They wouldn't be seen dead in a British car.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot


"People who sit on thier foot brake at traffic lights and blind you."

I'm with you on that one, the excuse is usually that the car is automatic, I've driven automatics for a living and never did I have a problem using the handbrake and putting the car in N and then D and handbrake off.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Did you know…?

That a driver can be charged for not wearing sunglasses in certain circumstances?

It comes under the all encompassing driving without due care and attention.

If one were to have an accident and blame being temporarily blinded by bright sun, or the police suspect that was the reason, and not wearing sunglasses, a charge can be made.

Insurers can refuse to settle your claim too.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
5 days ago

mk


"Cocky little fuckers who try to undertake on the left, especially in city traffic.

Had one the other day, trying to sneak past on the left when I pulled over to the right to pass some parked cars about 100 yds ahead already doing a decent speed. Thought no fucking chance and gave it the beans till he had to drop back.

Obviously when I got back over to the left and kept it legal he just had to make his point and blast past but I made sure he got the universal hand signal and saw it "

If someone can/has undertaken YOU!

YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE!

I shocked that you seriously believe you were in the right for 1st pulling over so soon then 2nd making a point of speeding up just to fuck up the other driver !

Please let me know where in the Highway Code it states for you to drive so aggressively??

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
5 days ago

mk


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around. "

What a fucking joke

Every post you put on this thread is about your aggressive driving attitude!!

You sir are a blatant lier !

You wouldn’t know defensive driving if it layed down in front of your face

And just Wtaf is submissive driving?

Fucking delusional

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge

Drivers who are clearly in the wrong, such as cutting you up dangerously, pulling from a junction without looking, near accident as they’re on their mobile etc but then look at you as if you got two heads, or worse, give you abuse!

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around.

What a fucking joke

Every post you put on this thread is about your aggressive driving attitude!!

You sir are a blatant lier !

You wouldn’t know defensive driving if it layed down in front of your face

And just Wtaf is submissive driving?

Fucking delusional

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What else you got?

I like to make progress. Usually not aggressively but I will drive fast up to the limits and occasionally exceed them e.g. when overtaking trucks or slow coaches.

Defensive driving is looking ahead and behind, eyes everywhere, having a sense for the unexpected. I'd define submissive driving as just letting wankers walk all over you, undertake, cut in etc without letting them know they're in the wrong. Sometimes I can't be arsed. Sometimes I let them wind me up.

But hey whatever, it's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Haven't had an accident in nearly forty years of driving by the way. My insurance premium is subterranean.

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By *evinmanMan
5 days ago

Dublin

Usually women who do not acknowledge you when you have made way for them

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By *addy DaddycoolMan
5 days ago

Darlington

Cunts who don't understand how a yellow box junction works.

Uber eats delivery cunts who think its acceptable to stop in the middle of a road get out and deliver their shitty food to lard arse lazy twats that are too lazy or thick to prepare a decent meal.

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By *illoverthehillMan
5 days ago

high wycome

When people get halfway round a turn then indicate

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"People who drive everywhere no matter the speed limit at 40mph

60 zone 40mph 30 zone 40mph.

So your not confident enough to drive up to 60 but can drive 10mph over the speed limit in an urban area where your more likely to kill somebody.

Boggling!

"

Yes, and Driving Miss Daisy types.

I have a long rural road near me that isn’t always easy to overtake, 50 to 60 zones, yet will not go above 30 or even less.

Road menaces.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"If someone can/has undertaken YOU!

YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE!

I shocked that you seriously believe you were in the right for 1st pulling over so soon then 2nd making a point of speeding up just to fuck up the other driver !

Please let me know where in the Highway Code it states for you to drive so aggressively?? "

No, with respect you are entirely incorrect. For Brum drivers this is where you pull off the Robin Hood roundabout heading south towards Shirley on Stratford Rd. About 100 yds up there are designated parking spaces on the urban dual carriageway and there's always a parked car or two in them (I do this route every day).

So the safe thing to do is move to the right in plenty of time so as not to cut in front of people behind you unexpectedly.

Now if some twat wants to do that to me, he's not getting the chance. It doesn't mean I'm going over 40 but just accelerating fast enough to make it clear he's going to have to obey the rules too.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Also ALL CAPS ARE RUDE!

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By *antykinkMan
5 days ago

Snodland

People who make a right turn into a road but cant keep to the left end up on the wrong side and then seem shocked when you appear there driving on the left as your supposed to.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"Cunts who don't understand how a yellow box junction works.

."

Especially turning right with traffic lights, delaying everybody behind and inevitably the lights change making you wait even longer.

And even without a box the drivers who don’t proceed forward to wait to turn right on a green when about 5 cars could move forward from the lights.

Fucking arseholes.

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By *hongmanMan
5 days ago

Mansfield

Middle lane morons (there are three demographics that do this)

Phone users

None indicators

Fog light users in no fog and it’s not even dark

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
5 days ago

Glasgow

The idiots who double park and seem to think that hazard lights excuse it, then do a u-turn and drive off not caring what havoc they have caused

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By *ountainMan
5 days ago

ipswich

Crashing.

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Not indicating"

The majority of these seem to drive German cars which is odd. Germany is probably the most technically advances country in Europe so you would have thought they would fit all their cars with indicators as standard.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
5 days ago

mk

So my driving pet hate is idiots who think no matter what they do on the road is right ! No matter how wrong they are !

For instance claiming be a professional “defensive” driver when clearly stating they are an aggressive crap driver with a car that happens to be more powerful than the Ford fiesta they are holding up and plays pathetic games when said fiesta tries to get past em

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By *ral4daddyTV/TS
5 days ago

pontypridd

Idiots sitting in the right hand lane doing 10mph+ under the speed limit and not moving regardless how many cars are queued behind them

Additionally those you let out in front of you who don’t give a thumbs up etc is my peeve

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
5 days ago

mk


"Not indicating

The majority of these seem to drive German cars which is odd. Germany is probably the most technically advances country in Europe so you would have thought they would fit all their cars with indicators as standard."

Very stereotypical comment!

Me personally who covers between 800-1000 per week find it’s more small cars and vans that tend not to indicate

In particular Amazon dpd seem to be the worst for not indicating

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


"So my driving pet hate is idiots who think no matter what they do on the road is right ! No matter how wrong they are !

For instance claiming be a professional “defensive” driver when clearly stating they are an aggressive crap driver with a car that happens to be more powerful than the Ford fiesta they are holding up and plays pathetic games when said fiesta tries to get past em

"

Now now guys let’s try to be nice eh

We are all adults here 😁

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around.

What a fucking joke

Every post you put on this thread is about your aggressive driving attitude!!

You sir are a blatant lier !

You wouldn’t know defensive driving if it layed down in front of your face

And just Wtaf is submissive driving?

Fucking delusional

What else you got?

I like to make progress. Usually not aggressively but I will drive fast up to the limits and occasionally exceed them e.g. when overtaking trucks or slow coaches.

Defensive driving is looking ahead and behind, eyes everywhere, having a sense for the unexpected. I'd define submissive driving as just letting wankers walk all over you, undertake, cut in etc without letting them know they're in the wrong. Sometimes I can't be arsed. Sometimes I let them wind me up.

But hey whatever, it's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Haven't had an accident in nearly forty years of driving by the way. My insurance premium is subterranean.

Again you are fucking delusional

Please tell everyone who wishes to read what license you hold and when and when it was issued

Whilst your at it i would love to know more about what is entailed in your defensive driving licence more in particular where was is issued when was it issued?

Before you answer I have my advanced plus driving licence psv, lgv and 2 current race licenses

I have achieved these over the last 25 years ! Believe me when I tell you not a single thing you have written has every been part of anything I have ever been taught

Not in any of them was I taught that if someone undertakes me my mission would be to speed up and make them brake !

You honestly think that is defensive ?

The fact you state you haven’t had a accident in 40 years i think is either a lie or only due to other people seeing you for the dickhead on the road that you have clearly written here on this very tread and given you a wide berth (submissive driving as you put it!)

Which in your very own words makes you the wanker !

"

OK you got me. Go on, have the last word if it makes you feel better

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around.

What a fucking joke

Every post you put on this thread is about your aggressive driving attitude!!

You sir are a blatant lier !

You wouldn’t know defensive driving if it layed down in front of your face

And just Wtaf is submissive driving?

Fucking delusional

What else you got?

I like to make progress. Usually not aggressively but I will drive fast up to the limits and occasionally exceed them e.g. when overtaking trucks or slow coaches.

Defensive driving is looking ahead and behind, eyes everywhere, having a sense for the unexpected. I'd define submissive driving as just letting wankers walk all over you, undertake, cut in etc without letting them know they're in the wrong. Sometimes I can't be arsed. Sometimes I let them wind me up.

But hey whatever, it's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Haven't had an accident in nearly forty years of driving by the way. My insurance premium is subterranean.

Again you are fucking delusional

Please tell everyone who wishes to read what license you hold and when and when it was issued

Whilst your at it i would love to know more about what is entailed in your defensive driving licence more in particular where was is issued when was it issued?

Before you answer I have my advanced plus driving licence psv, lgv and 2 current race licenses

I have achieved these over the last 25 years ! Believe me when I tell you not a single thing you have written has every been part of anything I have ever been taught

Not in any of them was I taught that if someone undertakes me my mission would be to speed up and make them brake !

You honestly think that is defensive ?

The fact you state you haven’t had a accident in 40 years i think is either a lie or only due to other people seeing you for the dickhead on the road that you have clearly written here on this very tread and given you a wide berth (submissive driving as you put it!)

Which in your very own words makes you the wanker !

OK you got me. Go on, have the last word if it makes you feel better "

Gets out the popcorn 🍿😉

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Gets out the popcorn"

Sorry, I've run out of fucks to give on this one

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull

The irony of an overtly aggressive and personally abusive set of responses to try and make the point that aggressive driving is wrong isn't lost on me

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


"Gets out the popcorn

Sorry, I've run out of fucks to give on this one

"

😁 it’s good to let off steam 😉

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By *astguy7Man
5 days ago

Herefordshire

20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!"

Excellent excuse!

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By *ishop666Man
5 days ago

ls19

My Labrador he’s not that good

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By *ilson2001Man
5 days ago

munster guy

Assholes that overtake you in outside lane then cut across you almost taking your nose off as they go up exit lane,i had the pleasure of seeing one of these asswipes hit the waterfilled lane divider and roll his car.. ..justice was served

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By *ntoniaTV/TS
5 days ago

Kettering

Dickheads right up your arse when your doing the maximum legal speed limit trying to force you to speed up

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!"

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"Dickheads right up your arse when your doing the maximum legal speed limit trying to force you to speed up "

Yep, flashing their lights to get out the way in the mistaken belief they’re more important.

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By *ilson2001Man
5 days ago

munster guy


"Dickheads right up your arse when your doing the maximum legal speed limit trying to force you to speed up

Yep, flashing their lights to get out the way in the mistaken belief they’re more important."

thats the poibt where you sudde ly become a granby driver,40mph max,and a few brake tests thrown in for good measure,lol

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By *bearcalledbobMan
5 days ago

Birstall, West Yorkshire

Parents who take their offspring to school by car.

Children should walk too & from school.

This would probably reduce CO2 emissions by quite a bit & ease the rush hour traffic.

Middle lane & even worse outside lane hoggers on motorways

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By *antykinkMan
5 days ago

Snodland

I agree would be better but our modern day cost of living has ment both parents having to work juggling parenting and trying to earn a living due too ever increasing cost i dont think most do it out of choice

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By *hagmenowplsMan
5 days ago

Hereford


"Drivers who stop at junctions with half of their bonnets over the white lines.

Drivers, usually on motorways who think queues by exits don’t apply to them and try and nudge in at the head of the queue right on the junction.simple solution is have a valve tool, remove the dust cap and unscrew the valves leave them on their wiper blades, no damage but also no air in their tyres!!!

Drivers who don’t indicate

Inconsiderate parking, I live near a school and for about 20 minutes morning and afternoon in term-time they block drives and footpaths whilst waiting for their kids."

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

Nobs who pull out to overtake and take five miles to do so because their only doing one mile an hour faster than the inner lane.

Drivers who hog the outside lane.

Those who cannot judge that the people in the outside lane are travelling much faster than them and still pull out without consulting their mirrors nearly causing a rear end accident.

Women who constantly tail gate you because they have NO COMMON FUCKING SENSE about safety.

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By *olin_pvtMan
5 days ago

nr Sedgefield

Infuriated by poor roundabout lane discipline..

excessive unnecessary hesitation to enter roundabout when it’s their right of way

Dawdling drivers that drive at 40-45mph in a 60, with trail of cars behind them and no one in front of them

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By *astguy7Man
5 days ago

Herefordshire


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳"

Ffs what else would you use it for? It stops you going over a certain speed. If you brake you stop. Mine even has intelligent braking and keeps a safe distance from anything infront. Just doesn't work below 25mph.

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Parents who take their offspring to school by car.

Children should walk too & from school.

This would probably reduce CO2 emissions by quite a bit & ease the rush hour traffic.

"

That would presuppose all kids attend their nearest school, which hasn't happened since about 1979 or so.

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By *ugged Northerner OP   Man
5 days ago

North East


"Nobs who pull out to overtake and take five miles to do so because their only doing one mile an hour faster than the inner lane.

Drivers who hog the outside lane.

Those who cannot judge that the people in the outside lane are travelling much faster than them and still pull out without consulting their mirrors nearly causing a rear end accident.

Women who constantly tail gate you because they have NO COMMON FUCKING SENSE about safety. "

Agree with the last one it’s a common thing to see on the roads now

They fly around like lunatics it’s as if they are trying to prove a point that they can actually drive 🤷🏻

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"excessive unnecessary hesitation to enter roundabout when it’s their right of way"

There's one on my daily commute, mini roundabout with four entry/exits and usually plenty of traffic. I swear when four cars arrive at each it's Mexican standoff time, every time. Like who's making the first move?

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By *mdikdaveMan
5 days ago

Canterbury

Getting funny looks just cos I'm driving around totally naked!😁

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳

Ffs what else would you use it for? It stops you going over a certain speed. If you brake you stop. Mine even has intelligent braking and keeps a safe distance from anything infront. Just doesn't work below 25mph."

As I said, it makes little sense.

You said you often set cruise control when in Wales due to 20mph limits.

20mph limits in Wales are mostly urban city streets which are typically short distances and city driving requires frequent braking.

I’m near Cardiff and the longest roads, all connected at 20 mph, take a few minutes if clear or 20mph would be an ambition in heavy traffic.

You’re on the Welsh borders, name me a road at 20mph that you use regularly with the need for cruise control?

Your car probably doesn’t work below 25mph as there is no need for it as cruise control is meant for much longer and higher speeds, not pootling around city streets.

Learn how to properly use cruise control or, better still, take a refresher course where you’re able to drive at 20mph for short distances.

As I said, it makes little sense. 🫤

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By *yberbumMan
5 days ago

Swansea

People that can not reverse, how the hell they pass their test!

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
5 days ago

cockermouth

Nooo I don't let my pet drive!!

Oh... Wait... I read that wrong 😂😂

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By *astguy7Man
5 days ago

Herefordshire


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳

Ffs what else would you use it for? It stops you going over a certain speed. If you brake you stop. Mine even has intelligent braking and keeps a safe distance from anything infront. Just doesn't work below 25mph.

As I said, it makes little sense.

You said you often set cruise control when in Wales due to 20mph limits.

20mph limits in Wales are mostly urban city streets which are typically short distances and city driving requires frequent braking.

I’m near Cardiff and the longest roads, all connected at 20 mph, take a few minutes if clear or 20mph would be an ambition in heavy traffic.

You’re on the Welsh borders, name me a road at 20mph that you use regularly with the need for cruise control?

Your car probably doesn’t work below 25mph as there is no need for it as cruise control is meant for much longer and higher speeds, not pootling around city streets.

Learn how to properly use cruise control or, better still, take a refresher course where you’re able to drive at 20mph for short distances.

As I said, it makes little sense. 🫤"

Just take my eye off the road and constantly watch the speedometer.

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By *iBobOxonMan
5 days ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"Parents who take their offspring to school by car.

Children should walk too & from school.

This would probably reduce CO2 emissions by quite a bit & ease the rush hour traffic.

All children should be taken to school the same way that we take a Goose to market; by a man with a big stick.

That would presuppose all kids attend their nearest school, which hasn't happened since about 1979 or so. "

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By *rancd2TV/TS
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

When I passed my test, on the way home, my driving instructor told me ‘as far as you are concerned, every other driver on the road is a fucking idiot. They will go out of their way to prove this to you, so treat them as such.’

Didn’t really know what he was getting at immediately, but very quickly understood. So I’ve always treated roads that way. So I don’t really get vexed, because I expect other drivers to drive like idiots.

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
5 days ago

Milton Keynes

Audi Drivers!!

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
5 days ago

cockermouth


"Audi Drivers!!"

We arnt all bad 😘

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By *andy XXXMan
5 days ago

Staveley

Slowing down to overtake in the rain 🌧️

Just more spray than Necessary

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By *iBobOxonMan
5 days ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"Not indicating

The majority of these seem to drive German cars which is odd. Germany is probably the most technically advances country in Europe so you would have thought they would fit all their cars with indicators as standard."

This ‘German cars’ opinion is a ridiculous urban myth.

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By *lena MalenaTV/TS
5 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Audi Drivers!!

We arnt all bad 😘 "

Hmmm, well you look and sound pretty naughty to me, Darling!

I mean in the right circumstances I'm quite happy if a gentleman comes up fast behind me, with a throbbing roar, and starts flashing me....but less when I'm already overtaking someone slower in the middle lane and he's doing 90. Where does he expect me to go?

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳

Ffs what else would you use it for? It stops you going over a certain speed. If you brake you stop. Mine even has intelligent braking and keeps a safe distance from anything infront. Just doesn't work below 25mph.

As I said, it makes little sense.

You said you often set cruise control when in Wales due to 20mph limits.

20mph limits in Wales are mostly urban city streets which are typically short distances and city driving requires frequent braking.

I’m near Cardiff and the longest roads, all connected at 20 mph, take a few minutes if clear or 20mph would be an ambition in heavy traffic.

You’re on the Welsh borders, name me a road at 20mph that you use regularly with the need for cruise control?

Your car probably doesn’t work below 25mph as there is no need for it as cruise control is meant for much longer and higher speeds, not pootling around city streets.

Learn how to properly use cruise control or, better still, take a refresher course where you’re able to drive at 20mph for short distances.

As I said, it makes little sense. 🫤

Just take my eye off the road and constantly watch the speedometer."

Eh?

Every driver is required to multitask for various functions.

Do you never look in your mirrors?

If you require the constant need to look at your speedo then you obviously need to consider using the bus instead as that is driving without due care & attention.

Speedo reads are fractions of a second for competent drivers.

I don’t agree with the blanket 20mph limit but it’s not difficult to adhere to, just an annoyance.

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By *iowaMan
5 days ago

Bideford


"People in the wrong lane at a filter junction who then try to cut in in front of you on green. Again, no fucking chance kiddo, saw you creeping and that's not happening "

Lol you sound like one of the idiots you are complaining about. Oh dear.

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By *astguy7Man
5 days ago

Herefordshire

[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 19:37:55]

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By *ral b..Man
5 days ago

.

This morning a woman wouldn't let me pull out

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By *dstefiMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"People in the wrong lane at a filter junction who then try to cut in in front of you on green. Again, no fucking chance kiddo, saw you creeping and that's not happening

Lol you sound like one of the idiots you are complaining about. Oh dear. "

So you think it's OK for people to ignore the road markings then try to get past you from the wrong side when you're not expecting it. OK.

I had this with that idiot above. It's about awareness of what the other idiots are doing. And giving them a small lesson while doing so.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot


"20 mph on so many roads in Wales. My cruise control often won't actually set that slow!

I can’t make sense of this.

Cruise control shouldn’t really be set on urban roads anyway. 😳

Ffs what else would you use it for? It stops you going over a certain speed. If you brake you stop. Mine even has intelligent braking and keeps a safe distance from anything infront. Just doesn't work below 25mph."

Don't you have speed limiter function, most can be set from 15mph upwards?

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By *bum4funMan
5 days ago

Washington


"What’s your pet hates when Driving???

For me it’s when you let someone through and they don’t acknowledge to say thank you 😡

When drivers slow right down or even stop at roundabouts even though they can clearly see it’s clear

Pedestrians who just walk out into the road without even looking

"

people who think if they are doing 60mph on an empty motorway they still need to be in the middle lane or hog the outside lane after they have over taken a car

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By *ub4daddyukMan
5 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

People (thick CUNTS) not knowing or understanding the merge in turn/zipper merge.

The people in the other lane whizzing past only to get to the merge point and nobody let them in, ARE DOING IT RIGHT

It's a real fucking thing you twats...it spreads out the congestion, uses all the available road space...it's in the fucking highway code.

But to be fair, probably half the people in the massive queue do actually know about it but just can't be fucked with all the hassle of using it properly, so they just think fuck it ..I'll just stay over here....I can't be arsed going through this again

Because I'm now FUCKING one of them LOL

except I'll let the other cars merge in as they are doing it right. I'm now a pussy!!!! LOL

Don't get me started on the cunt who has a wide enough vehicle that he can pull out just enough to stop people using the zipper lane.

Normally HGV driver LOL.. who's self appointed himself as chief traffic tzar of the uk...and has illusions of being the one standing up to the bullies,with his strength of character, of honour...to help us poor pussies who don't have the strength to stand up for ourselves,????

You're a dick..and you're WRONG¡!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *xplore moreTV/TS
5 days ago

cockermouth

Blimey... Calm down hun 😂☺️

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By *ub4daddyukMan
5 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


"Blimey... Calm down hun 😂☺️ "

Lol..

I need a wank

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By *oxymusicMan
5 days ago

Cowbridge


"Blimey... Calm down hun 😂☺️

Lol..

I need a wank"

😄

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By *ub4daddyukMan
5 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


"Blimey... Calm down hun 😂☺️

Lol..

I need a wank

😄"

It's that fucker in the HGV who pulls out a bit to stop it being used.

Like he's doing us all a favour.

Smug fucking look on his face like we should be giving him a round of applause???

Applause? I want to drag the fat fuck from his cab and lump him one.

Deep breath...I'm now calm

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By *hiney69Man
5 days ago

Leatherhead

People who pull over & park on the other side of the road, facing oncoming traffic & leave their lights on full beam.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
5 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

People who think they're doing you a favour by stopping and letting you out, or letting you past an obstacle, when there'd no one behind them?

You've actually stopped and slowed everything off down. The whole process (traffic flow) is now slightly longer because you had to slow down to then stop....BUT THERE'S NO traffic behind you do if you had just kept your speed you would have gone by, then I could proceed.

You haven't achieved anything...if you were part of a q of traffic and I was waiting and waiting then yes...you have been gracious and done me a favour.

But that's not the case..you're a twat.

And worse of all ..I still feel obliged to smile and give a little lift of my hand as a thank you.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot


"People who think they're doing you a favour by stopping and letting you out, or letting you past an obstacle, when there'd no one behind them?

You've actually stopped and slowed everything off down. The whole process (traffic flow) is now slightly longer because you had to slow down to then stop....BUT THERE'S NO traffic behind you do if you had just kept your speed you would have gone by, then I could proceed.

You haven't achieved anything...if you were part of a q of traffic and I was waiting and waiting then yes...you have been gracious and done me a favour.

But that's not the case..you're a twat.

And worse of all ..I still feel obliged to smile and give a little lift of my hand as a thank you."

I got stuck at the lights behind an old twat who although we had the green light, was letting all the right turning traffic go, even though there was a filter for them in the traffic light sequence, the result, everyone behind him didn't get through the lights and had to wait for the next green.

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Not indicating

The majority of these seem to drive German cars which is odd. Germany is probably the most technically advances country in Europe so you would have thought they would fit all their cars with indicators as standard.

This ‘German cars’ opinion is a ridiculous urban myth. "

Perhaps it is. I used to live near a large Audi dealership so there were plenty of Audis around and their drivers thought they ruled the roost. I've heard the same said about BMWs.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
5 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth

Tractor drivers (or combine harvester) whistling away as they trundle along the fairly busy road which just happens to have long stretches where it's impossible to overtake. Too many bends, ups downs to safely overtake even a relatively slow vehicle.

But hey..what's that behind you,? A mile of fucking traffic!!!

But hey... what's those things that appear frequently along the left of the road? Fucking lay-bys.

Look you don't have to .you're obeying every law of the road, not in error in any way but...

Would it really fucking hurt that much to pull in once every now and again...be nice for all road users...I do the occasional nice thing for people for no reward. I think the world is a better place if people are like that... so why can't you recognise that it'd be a helpful thing to others...and be considerate.

And yes, it does mean you will be later to get where you're going but does that really ruin your day?

And that "ha ha ha" look to drivers who look a bit pissed off when they eventually get past, the "ha ha you can do fuck all mate" look

You know when I think "ha ha ha" now? When I see you on tele whining about how you now have to pay inheritance tax...ha ha fucking ha

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By *ezzadMan
5 days ago

Nottingham

Not being able to find a safe place to stop and wank

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By *leepflowerMan
5 days ago

Leek

Another vote for tailgaters here but I note that these days they're not content to just sit about two feet from your rear bumper at 60mph, they also sit right out in the middle of the road too just to add that extra bit of intimidation.

My entirely subjective and non-scientific observation is that they seem to be Audi's more often than not.

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By *rTongueTasticMan
5 days ago

Close_To_Chichester

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By *rTongueTasticMan
5 days ago

Close_To_Chichester


"Not being able to find a safe place to stop and wank"

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By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
4 days ago

Manchester

People who refuse to drive in a bus lane when it’s not a bus lane. Several bus lanes near me are clearly marked Monday - Friday 7-10AM and 4-7PM. Yesterday (Sunday) for example I went to watch Manchester City beat Arsenal. On the way home I was the only person driving in the bus lane which isn’t a bus lane on a Sunday and must have passed a couple of hundred cars at least who wouldn’t use the bus lane.

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By *iggreenockMan
4 days ago

Greenock

Pets in the car

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By *iggreenockMan
4 days ago

Greenock


"People who refuse to drive in a bus lane when it’s not a bus lane. Several bus lanes near me are clearly marked Monday - Friday 7-10AM and 4-7PM. Yesterday (Sunday) for example I went to watch Manchester City beat Arsenal. On the way home I was the only person driving in the bus lane which isn’t a bus lane on a Sunday and must have passed a couple of hundred cars at least who wouldn’t use the bus lane. "

Most likely Arsenal supporters,they just live to get overtaken. It's a recurring theme.

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By *ello 1000Man
4 days ago

Lincolnshire

People who park at a Bus Stop , ( even if it just to Pop into adjacent shop ) , the stops are specifically designed for people to get on and off if they have mobility issues or even in a wheelchair ,, ,, if you are able bodied it may be something you appreciate later in life

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By *iggreenockMan
4 days ago

Greenock


"People who park at a Bus Stop , ( even if it just to Pop into adjacent shop ) , the stops are specifically designed for people to get on and off if they have mobility issues or even in a wheelchair ,, ,, if you are able bodied it may be something you appreciate later in life "

Which I believe is illegal unless you have ??? Perhaps a P licence (badge?)Which I think are given to school transport/ disabled transport buses. I'm probably wrong. Some pedant will inform us.

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By *ustOneBearMan
4 days ago

Neath

Blue Honda Jazz owners who sweep across lanes without indicating to exit motorways. If I’m approaching an exit and one of those is in the far lane I keep an eye on it.

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By *idresser100TV/TS
4 days ago

near Emsworth

Pretty much everything every other driver or pedestrian does.

That just about sums up my driving pet hates x

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
4 days ago

Didcot

A lot of mention of tailgating and yes there are far too many people who drive aggressively and intimidate other motorists however there are far too many that drive far too close to the car in front because they have no concept of what a minimum 2 second gap is, my car has a feature which tells me how many seconds gap between me and the vehicle in front and at even 50mph 2 seconds is further than you would think.

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By *earlyrichTV/TS
4 days ago

Somewhere in time

As an ex lorry driver, probably all of the above and below lol.

But as I get older, LED headlights are the worst things.

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By *haftloverMan
4 days ago

Wiltshire Dorset Hampshire border

People doing 40 mph in a 60 mph and then when they get to the 30 mph zone they speed off.

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By *eam Bi MatureMan
4 days ago

Leamington

Probably my pet hate is people who leave it to the dotted line of the exit slip to indicate they’re leaving the motorway. It doesn’t make my day any worse particularly, it just makes me roll my eyes

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By *oxymusicMan
4 days ago

Cowbridge


"People who park at a Bus Stop , ( even if it just to Pop into adjacent shop ) , the stops are specifically designed for people to get on and off if they have mobility issues or even in a wheelchair ,, ,, if you are able bodied it may be something you appreciate later in life

Which I believe is illegal unless you have ??? Perhaps a P licence (badge?)Which I think are given to school transport/ disabled transport buses. I'm probably wrong. Some pedant will inform us. "

Not all bus stops, only some, and there has to be a traffic order in place for those that are restricted with signage and painted lines.

Restrictions can be anything, like local buses & Hackneys only 24/7.

Some bus stops will have enforcement cameras.

I note you’re in Scotland which I believe would be the same but I’m talking in general and also London tends to be even more stricter.

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"As an ex lorry driver, probably all of the above and below lol.

But as I get older, LED headlights are the worst things."

Those Polestar vehicles have an LED brake light strip that goes across the boot. On dark, wet nights it just dazzles and it always seems really dangerous.

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By *uvfeetluvcock2Man
4 days ago

Sunningdale

People who think they can push in when everybody has been queuing for ages and then you get a knob who lets everyone in

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By *herrytreecottageMan
4 days ago

North Walsham


"More cocky little fuckers, the ones who you see creeping forward next to you and revving at a red light.

I have pretty good manual launch control though and can usually see most of them off up to the speed limit "

Just buy an electric car and leave them standing.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks."

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic.

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By *oxymusicMan
4 days ago

Cowbridge


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic. "

Read what I wrote again, more carefully this time.

And refer to me where it officially states I am wrong.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic.

Read what I wrote again, more carefully this time.

And refer to me where it officially states I am wrong."

You refer to entering the box when there is ample space from ONCOMING traffic.

It doesn’t matter how much traffic is oncoming, it is the traffic in your exit (the right turn) that is the governing factor. If you enter the box whilst the right turn is full and end up stopping there when the lights change you are committing an offence.

If you are turning right on a filter the lights will not “inevitably turn red”, that’s the point of a filter, it operates when the oncoming traffic is held at red. What you appear to be suggesting is that cars should enter the box before the right turn filter is active (when oncoming vehicles have right of way) without consideration in respect of the right turn being clear or not.

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By *ub4daddyukMan
4 days ago

Hindon wilts + Weymouth


"People who think they can push in when everybody has been queuing for ages and then you get a knob who lets everyone in "

But obviously this wouldn't apply to a merge/zipper lane situation

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By *oxymusicMan
4 days ago

Cowbridge


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic.

Read what I wrote again, more carefully this time.

And refer to me where it officially states I am wrong.

You refer to entering the box when there is ample space from ONCOMING traffic.

It doesn’t matter how much traffic is oncoming, it is the traffic in your exit (the right turn) that is the governing factor. If you enter the box whilst the right turn is full and end up stopping there when the lights change you are committing an offence.

If you are turning right on a filter the lights will not “inevitably turn red”, that’s the point of a filter, it operates when the oncoming traffic is held at red. What you appear to be suggesting is that cars should enter the box before the right turn filter is active (when oncoming vehicles have right of way) without consideration in respect of the right turn being clear or not. "

Oh dear.

Now, point me in the direction of any legislation that proves your point and I’ll do the same by return.

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By *chupforitMan
4 days ago

Peterborough


"As an ex lorry driver, probably all of the above and below lol.

But as I get older, LED headlights are the worst things."

Dito.

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By *ust4inchesMan
4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic.

Read what I wrote again, more carefully this time.

And refer to me where it officially states I am wrong.

You refer to entering the box when there is ample space from ONCOMING traffic.

It doesn’t matter how much traffic is oncoming, it is the traffic in your exit (the right turn) that is the governing factor. If you enter the box whilst the right turn is full and end up stopping there when the lights change you are committing an offence.

If you are turning right on a filter the lights will not “inevitably turn red”, that’s the point of a filter, it operates when the oncoming traffic is held at red. What you appear to be suggesting is that cars should enter the box before the right turn filter is active (when oncoming vehicles have right of way) without consideration in respect of the right turn being clear or not.

Oh dear.

Now, point me in the direction of any legislation that proves your point and I’ll do the same by return."

For goodness sake just look up the rules on a box junction. If you can’t do that you shouldn’t be driving

But hey, here you go

Box junctions. These have criss-cross yellow lines painted on the road (see ‘Road markings‘). You MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear. However, you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right, and are only stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other vehicles waiting to turn right. At signalled roundabouts you MUST NOT enter the box unless you can cross over it completely without stopping

Law

The Traffic Signs Regulations and General Directions 2002: Regulations 10(1) & 29(2)

At lights with a filter you are not stopped by oncoming traffic, that’s what the filter is for.

Hope that helps.

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By *o90Man
4 days ago

South Oxon


""Having these duels on our roads with idiots make you as big a problem."

Except that I'm not 19, not stoned off my box or showing off to my mates, and very aware of what's ahead. I got taught defensive driving, but that's not the same as submissive driving. I'll only take them when it feels safe, never in crowded traffic or when lots of pedestrians are around.

What a fucking joke

Every post you put on this thread is about your aggressive driving attitude!!

You sir are a blatant lier !

You wouldn’t know defensive driving if it layed down in front of your face

And just Wtaf is submissive driving?

Fucking delusional

What else you got?

I like to make progress. Usually not aggressively but I will drive fast up to the limits and occasionally exceed them e.g. when overtaking trucks or slow coaches.

Defensive driving is looking ahead and behind, eyes everywhere, having a sense for the unexpected. I'd define submissive driving as just letting wankers walk all over you, undertake, cut in etc without letting them know they're in the wrong. Sometimes I can't be arsed. Sometimes I let them wind me up.

But hey whatever, it's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Haven't had an accident in nearly forty years of driving by the way. My insurance premium is subterranean. "

You have clearly not met the wrong driver yet. You sound like you are playing a lottery and one day you will meet somebody who won’t be too impressed with your so called defensive driving skills. Then you are going to need to defend yourself in an entirely different way. Life’s too short !

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By *oxymusicMan
4 days ago

Cowbridge


"Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right, once there is ample space from oncoming traffic to turn right on a filter light, and instead wait at the lights that will inevitably change red.

Probably 4 or 5 cars could have turned right the thick fucks.

You only enter the yellow box when your exit is clear, not when there is no oncoming traffic.

Read what I wrote again, more carefully this time.

And refer to me where it officially states I am wrong.

You refer to entering the box when there is ample space from ONCOMING traffic.

It doesn’t matter how much traffic is oncoming, it is the traffic in your exit (the right turn) that is the governing factor. If you enter the box whilst the right turn is full and end up stopping there when the lights change you are committing an offence.

If you are turning right on a filter the lights will not “inevitably turn red”, that’s the point of a filter, it operates when the oncoming traffic is held at red. What you appear to be suggesting is that cars should enter the box before the right turn filter is active (when oncoming vehicles have right of way) without consideration in respect of the right turn being clear or not.

Oh dear.

Now, point me in the direction of any legislation that proves your point and I’ll do the same by return.

For goodness sake just look up the rules on a box junction. If you can’t do that you shouldn’t be driving

But hey, here you go

Box junctions. These have criss-cross yellow lines painted on the road (see ‘Road markings‘). You MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear. However, you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right, and are only stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other vehicles waiting to turn right. At signalled roundabouts you MUST NOT enter the box unless you can cross over it completely without stopping

Law

The Traffic Signs Regulations and General Directions 2002: Regulations 10(1) & 29(2)

At lights with a filter you are not stopped by oncoming traffic, that’s what the filter is for.

Hope that helps.

"

Good grief man!

The TSRGD 2002 you quote above has largely been rescinded and replaced with TSRGD 2016, that’s your first error and most fatal.

Now read, yet again, what I originally wrote.

“Drivers who do not go forward into a yellow box to turn right…”

“…and instead wait at the lights (that they are obviously already stopped at) that will inevitably turn red.”

It is NOT an offence to proceed into a yellow box junction on a green light and wait inside it in order to turn right, impeded by oncoming vehicles or other vehicles which are stationary whilst waiting to ‘complete’ a right turn.

The filter light, if there is one, will illuminate and complete the right turn, if one has not done so already by turning right on green with enough space in between oncoming traffic.

My original gripe was about those drivers who do not proceed at all into the yellow box junction to turn right but instead stay behind the stop line of the lights they are already at.

Sometimes a filter light will only last a few seconds and everybody behind the first car will be held behind the lights they were waiting at because the idiot in front is effectively just waiting for the filter to go forward in one manoeuvre to turn right, which is quite obviously what you do then probably argue with the drivers behind you quoting largely rescinded legislation.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
4 days ago

Newcastle


"Tractor drivers (or combine harvester) whistling away as they trundle along the fairly busy road which just happens to have long stretches where it's impossible to overtake. Too many bends, ups downs to safely overtake even a relatively slow vehicle.

But hey..what's that behind you,? A mile of fucking traffic!!!

But hey... what's those things that appear frequently along the left of the road? Fucking lay-bys.

Look you don't have to .you're obeying every law of the road, not in error in any way but...

Would it really fucking hurt that much to pull in once every now and again...be nice for all road users...I do the occasional nice thing for people for no reward. I think the world is a better place if people are like that... so why can't you recognise that it'd be a helpful thing to others...and be considerate.

And yes, it does mean you will be later to get where you're going but does that really ruin your day?

And that "ha ha ha" look to drivers who look a bit pissed off when they eventually get past, the "ha ha you can do fuck all mate" look

You know when I think "ha ha ha" now? When I see you on tele whining about how you now have to pay inheritance tax...ha ha fucking ha

"

I was going to post something funny about farmers, basically taking the piss out myself, but I just want to try clear something up.

Most of my days are 13/14 hours long, but during harvest, we can push 18/19 hour days, flat out. Its hard work and long days.

We do try pull in, but that quick pull into a layby can last 10+ minutes because no one wants to let us out, as they dont want to he stuck behind a tractor. Do that 5/6 times over a day and its an hour onto an already long day. I spend alot of time on the A1 when going between fields and farm, I try to pull over, but a 20 minute drive the other day took an hour because I tried to clear traffic as much as i could, and I had to do it during rush hour, I had no option unfortunately.

As for the tax thing... thats a different discussion and will be off topic.

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