FabGuys.com forum: What is your favourite philosophical quote of all time?

By *ythegods OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Alas, so many, but here is my preference, by John Stuart Mill:

"That the only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others....

Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign."

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By *ensualblokeMan
6 weeks ago

Colchester

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

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By *evinmanMan
6 weeks ago

Dublin

All that is needed for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing...

Edmond Burke

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By *yle1912Man
6 weeks ago

Burnley

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Churchill: Nancy, if I WERE your husband, I'd drink it.

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By *ythegods OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Churchill: Nancy, if I WERE your husband, I'd drink it."

..and “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

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By *ost and lust fuelledMan
6 weeks ago

st.helens

A little silliness now and then

Is valued by the wisest men

(Willy Wonka)

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
6 weeks ago

camden

He who is not busy being born is busy dying -Bob Dylan

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By *lipeminMan
6 weeks ago

luton

Love is a dumpling, bunny Hill bout 1977

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By *lipeminMan
6 weeks ago

luton

Benny

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By *wsubalanMan
6 weeks ago

warrington

"All that is needed for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing...

Edmond Burke"

Agree 100%, great quote

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

" If you think you can - you can".

If you think you can't, you can't...

Baby Stewie Griffin..

Family guy

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By *angtMan
6 weeks ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

It is what it is

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By *ylesburybiMan
6 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Never leave your wingman

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By *ade60Man
6 weeks ago

Workington

Not philosophical, but a warning against totalitarianism; Nazi fascism in particular, from Pastor Martin Niemoller.

Roughly:

"First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me."

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

- Dolly Parton

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By *umquietlyMan
6 weeks ago

Deux Sevres

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon, Beautiful Boy 1980

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By *onrad4040Man
6 weeks ago

STAFFORD

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

How true is that in the modern world

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By *tr8StripperMan
6 weeks ago

London/Essex

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Groucho Marx

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By *ichey6Man
6 weeks ago

aberdeen

Tyrants conduct monologues above a million solitudes

Albert Camus

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

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By *nalslut123Man
6 weeks ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

Better to regret what we have done rather than regret what we haven't done.

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By *3versMan
6 weeks ago

glasgow

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

Sodomie non sapiens (sic), roughly translated means " Buggered if I know" . Mx

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By *ibblefishMan
6 weeks ago

louthish

If you stand on the banks of the river long enough the body of your enemy will drift by.

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By *leepflowerMan
6 weeks ago

Leek

From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - Charles Montgomery Burns

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By *ubsuckerRMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

‘Swallow my cum faggot’

My master (2024)

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By *ollyMan
6 weeks ago

Downham market

Let him who have no sin cast the first stone.

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By *ilentGuy2Man
6 weeks ago

South Tyneside

Every silver lining has a cloud

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By *ollyMan
6 weeks ago

Downham market

The silence is deathening

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By *entguy44Man
6 weeks ago

maidstone

“Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright”

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By *uvolderMan
6 weeks ago

chester

The serenity prayer(and no i am not and never have been an alcoholic ok)

“GOD grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.”

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Ten men at my door? Send one of them away, I'm tired"

- Mae West

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By *entleoneMan
6 weeks ago

near heathrow

"A wise man learns by his mistakes!

But a clever man, learns from the wise man's mistakes"

Quoted by, yours truly

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By *ukesidewaysMan
6 weeks ago

nuneaton

Too long we live our life in chains, never knowing we have the key

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A small one in each hand leave the bush

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

I’m not frightened I of death

I just don’t want to be around when it happens

Woody Allen

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Sex without love is an empty experience

But as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.

Woody Allen.

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Sex is like playing bridge.

If you don’t have a good partner you need a good hand.

Woody Allen

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By *entleoneMan
6 weeks ago

near heathrow

"it's not what you say, But the way you say it"!

Quote by my Dad

"Children, back breaking when they're young, heart breaking when they're older"

Quote by my Mum

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By *speedoMan
6 weeks ago

eastbourne

Dreams don’t work unless you do. Kaleb Cooper

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By *0yguyMan
6 weeks ago

Cumberland

Peace for our time" - a declaration made by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain in his 30 September 1938 remarks in London concerning the Munich Agreement and the subsequent Anglo-German Declaration, immediately prior to WW2.

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By *kigaiMan
6 weeks ago

Northampton

'I want to be the person I was before I became the person I wanted to be.'

No idea who said it originally. I saw it graffited at the top of the Eiffel Tower in 1998

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By *iptoe2Man
6 weeks ago

norwich

The saving grace of mankind is it's inability to comprehend the power of their mind !

Unknown

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By *yne123Man
6 weeks ago

Wallsend

Fuck it!

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By *escreet cocksuckerMan
6 weeks ago

Leeds

One in the bum no harm done 🤔

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Better late than never." Any current railway company

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By *enri du lacMan
6 weeks ago

Coventry

It's not what you do, it's how you feel when you're doing what you do.

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By *akedhunterMan
6 weeks ago

Edgbaston

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx.

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By *hubsloverMan
6 weeks ago

East/west sussex

My one fear is that tomorrow I may die without having come to know myself.

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By *ark532022Man
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

There’s a difference between shiting and riving your arse.

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By *i.topMan
6 weeks ago

Wallop

Life is a dream that we must all awake from.

A Liberal translation from Japanese

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By *ever000Man
6 weeks ago

Borehamwood

Life is like a toilet roll

The nearer you get to the end the faster it goes round

Rod Stewart

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By *enri du lacMan
6 weeks ago

Coventry

"There’s a difference between shiting and riving your arse."

Eh?

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By *oodpeckerMan
6 weeks ago

Falkirk

"Don't eat yellow snow"

😂… but there are plenty who'd scoop it up 😝

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.

- Plato

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedford

The people that matter are not the ones who speak to you in thier free time ,but the one's that free time to speak to you xxx

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By *orchlightMan
6 weeks ago

Chippenham

Better to stay silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all possible doubt.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedford

If you feel pain you are alive. But if you feel the pain of others you are human Leo Tolstoy xxx

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By *evanianMan
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

“A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks he becomes.”

– M.K. Gandhi.

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By *arica4Man
6 weeks ago

ABERDEEN

‘Each generation doubtless feels called upon to reform the world. Mine knows that it will not reform it, but its task is perhaps even greater. It consists in preventing the world from destroying itself.’ – Albert Camus

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By *evanianMan
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty — never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

W.S. Churchill.

29th October, 1941.

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By *limboy68Man
6 weeks ago

St Albans

Halitosis is better than no breath at all!

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
6 weeks ago

Newmarket

There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever

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By *entlad365Man
6 weeks ago

Dartford

What you don't know can't hurt you unless you step in a bear trap.

If at first you don't succeed, reverse.

Many hands make light work yet too many cooks spoil the broth.

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By *om4twinksMan
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Groucho Marx"

Also the slogan of the libdems

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By *ythegods OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Sun Tzu, quote from the Art of War:

"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."

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By *etterbiggerMan
6 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

If you are looking for sympathy. The only place that you are sure to find it is in the dictionary.

Somewhere between shit and syphilis

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By *h60Man
6 weeks ago

thurso

As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."

Mike Brady

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By *ichey6Man
6 weeks ago

aberdeen

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

Albert Camus

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By *obbertMan
6 weeks ago

Kingswinford / Wombourne

Transire suum pectus mundoque potiri”

(Rise above oneself and seize the world)

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

" Just do it"...

Nike's slogan....

but also the overall recommendation..of self-confidence books.

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By *q oralistMan
6 weeks ago

Torquay

" I rather went off the human race when I realised how very much like me they all are!" American humerist who's name I cannot recall

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By *cottfreeMan
6 weeks ago

Stevenage

On Spike Milligan's gravestone............ Told you I was ill

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By *ichey6Man
6 weeks ago

aberdeen

We shouldn't be looking for heroes, we should be looking for good ideas.

Noam Chomsky

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By *eneral distanceMan
6 weeks ago

st helens

This life is more than just a read thru

The chilli’s

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By *abbersMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere in Kent

Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.

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By *poolBiTopMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak."

Epictetus

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedford

I'd never join a club that would have me as a member, Groucho Marks xxx

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By *hinkTwinkMan
6 weeks ago

Crewe

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

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By *ythegods OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bolton

John Stuart Mill:

"The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it."

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By *imsher1Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

"When you lose, don't lose the lesson."

"You either win, or you learn"

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By *ovesex52TV/TS
6 weeks ago

nearby

“ Shit happens “!

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

""We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak."

Epictetus

What about people that talk out of their arse?

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By *ugh40Man
6 weeks ago

Wetherby

Time flies like an arrow……

Fruit flies like a banana

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By *eekingcumsMan
6 weeks ago

Stoke/Stafford

Fuck Me.

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

Ambrose Bierce

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By *lder bottomMan
6 weeks ago

Stockport

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

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By *alking HeadMan
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Always clean your brushes and put the ladders away.

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

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By *alking HeadMan
6 weeks ago

Bolton

You have a finite amount of time on this planet. Enjoy yourself and try your best not to hurt anyone else in the process. Basically, don't be a cunt.

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By *rnyvers23Man
6 weeks ago

Saxmundham

Anyone want phone sex?

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By *etergriffenMan
6 weeks ago

nenagh

Better to have loved once and lose love than to never haved loved

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone.

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By *evanianMan
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"Somebody said that it couldn’t be done

But he with a chuckle replied

That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one

Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.

So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin

On his face. If he worried he hid it.

He started to sing as he tackled the thing

That couldn’t be done, and he did it!

Somebody scoffed: “Oh, you’ll never do that;

At least no one ever has done it;”

But he took off his coat and he took off his hat

And the first thing we knew he’d begun it.

With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,

Without any doubting or quiddit,

He started to sing as he tackled the thing

That couldn’t be done, and he did it.

There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done,

There are thousands to prophesy failure,

There are thousands to point out to you one by one,

The dangers that wait to assail you.

But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,

Just take off your coat and go to it;

Just start in to sing as you tackle the thing

That “cannot be done,” and you’ll do it!" 😀

Edgar Albert Guest.

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By *artlesMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

"If a tiger could talk, we wouldn't be able to understand it".

Leo Wittgenstein, 'Philosophical Investigations'.

Handy for cat keepers!

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By *abbersMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere in Kent

I can resist everything but temptation Oscar Wilde.

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By *ubChef 2.0Man
6 weeks ago

COVENTRY

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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By *evanianMan
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

"If you want peace, prepare for war".

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By *rMoMan1Man
6 weeks ago

London

Don't be a cunt all the time

~Ghandi~

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By *ubChef 2.0Man
6 weeks ago

COVENTRY

"Si vis pacem, para bellum

"If you want peace, prepare for war"."

Correct!

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By *DSubS10Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

Don't be a cunt! Billy Butcher, The Boys

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By *ander4TopMan
6 weeks ago

North East

For you success comes at a high price, for me it is a journey.

But how do you win when the opposition is yourself?

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By *ourock GuyMan
6 weeks ago

Gourock

""It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

- Dolly Parton"

One or the best

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By *ldmanMan
6 weeks ago

Howden

Live Long and Prosper!

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By *ourock GuyMan
6 weeks ago

Gourock

To paraphrase Chip Monck at Woodstock in 1969.....

"Stay Away From The Brown Acid"

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By *olfstarMan
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

“Hell hath no fury like a woman spermed!” Seen in a public toilet.

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By *hubarbMan
6 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Better to be dead and cool, than above and uncool"

Harley Davidson

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By *hubsloverMan
6 weeks ago

East/west sussex

Dead yesterdays and unborn tomorrows,

Why fret about it , if today be sweet .

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By *lim_pickinsMan
6 weeks ago

birkenhead

be excellent to each other

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By *lan82Man
6 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

“Suck my dick!” Demi Moore, G.I. Jane

Trust no one. Deep Throat, 1994, Washington DC

There is NO God. Psycho III

FUCK y’all. Dawn of the Dead, 2004

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By *x100Man
6 weeks ago

Bedford

You’re born, you take shit

get out in the world, you take more shit

climb a little higher, take less shit.

till one day you're in the rarefied atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like.

Welcome to the layer cake, son.”

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By *arwick1Man
6 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Que sera sera

Doris Day

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By *k44Man
6 weeks ago

Somerset

"Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

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By *aggonerMan
6 weeks ago

Malvern

“Oh well, it’s done now”

Me.

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By *essa_MTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Luton

Never trust a Tory

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By *iExCuckMan
6 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"All that is needed for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing...

Edmond Burke"

Not only one of my Favorites, I also live by it. Sadly got me into trouble a few times.

Another is, Life is too short not to .....

Again lol it can get you into trouble lol but if you survive it, then you have done something you wanted to do and learnt from it.

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By *emmaDarlingTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Sandy

I may be gloriously stupid but if it helps people to forget the grimness of life then I'm happy.

Rik Mayall

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By *uv2suc66Man
6 weeks ago

visiting

Shit happens then you die

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By *hubarb75Man
6 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Yoda.

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By *ewherexxxMan
6 weeks ago

neath

If you always do what you’ve always done, then you will always have what you’ve always had

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By *lex65ukMan
6 weeks ago

Battle/Bexhill

Solvitur ambulando...(things get sorted when you're walking)

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By *agedSubSlutMan
6 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

'You looking at me?

Schrödinger's Cat

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By *anw33Man
6 weeks ago

liverpool

"If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later."

Bob Paisley

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By *ames TownMan
6 weeks ago

Bingley

Lifes too short to be serious for too long , Live every day as if its your last , One day you'll be right .

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
6 weeks ago

Alcester

The reasonable person adapts themself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to suit them. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable person.

I therefore try each day to spend time being unreasonable

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By *iggreenockMan
6 weeks ago

Greenock

"Fuck it"

Aristotle.

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By *leepflowerMan
6 weeks ago

Leek

""If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later."

Bob Paisley"

We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right.

Brian Clough

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By *atirical DesiresMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.

Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.

And Adam said:

“This is now bone of my bones

And flesh of my flesh;

She shall be called Woman,

Now fuck off God for I'm really horny and I'm going to give this bitch a good fucking shagging”

The Hobbit Verse 13 Chapter 173

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By *evanianMan
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"If you're going through hell, keep going".

W.S. Churchill.

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By *ecretGayGuyMan
6 weeks ago

Barnsley

It's a hard life. Thank God it lasts no longer than a lifetime or we'd never live through it.

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"'You looking at me?

Schrödinger's Cat"

Yes and No

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By *omo-ErectusMan
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Rene Descartes

"I drink, therefore I am"

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By *leepflowerMan
6 weeks ago

Leek

I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.

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By *noggrMan
6 weeks ago

Sway

No mud, no lotus.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedford

Remember your always in the shit, the only thing that varies is how deep the shit is. XXX

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedford

I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person who is reading this to be healthy, happy and loved xxx

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

“Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.”

― Chinua Achebe

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By *owalskiMan
6 weeks ago

Addlestone

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke - Bette Midler.

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By *udgepackMan
6 weeks ago

Swansea

"'You looking at me?

Schrödinger's Cat

Yes and No"

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By *onameyetMan
6 weeks ago

chorley

This flip flop is as dry as ??????

Ghandi

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

The best way to get over one man is to get under another.

Mae West

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?

Mae West

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By *ickmeadowMan
5 weeks ago

NE Worcs

Do be doo bi doo

F. Sinatra

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By *pdudeMan
5 weeks ago

newtown

Excuses are like arseholes everyone has one

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By *amesbristol2024Man
5 weeks ago

bristol

never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetance

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Tongs Ya Bass

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Not so much a quote but more of a mantra. From my childhood days in a care home we would huddle together in our dormitory in the morning, And chant.

If you have a lot give a lot,

If you have a little give a little ,

If you have nothing give love its free .I still use it every day. Xxx

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By *idge555Man
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

You can lead a horse to water 💧 but a pencil ✏️ must be lead,

Innit though!

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
5 weeks ago

Lowestoft

If things don't change, they Will stay as they are.

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By *ewcocolMan
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5 weeks ago

Northwich

Life is the shit that happens while you're sitting around waiting for moments that never arrive.

Lester Freemon to Jimmy McNulty - The Wire

Best television ever made in my not at all humble opinion.

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By *ogwhammerMan
5 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

cogito ergo sum

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By *ogwhammerMan
5 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

"Life is the shit that happens while you're sitting around waiting for moments that never arrive.

Lester Freemon to Jimmy McNulty - The Wire

Best television ever made in my not at all humble opinion."

That's a variation of a John Lennon quote

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By *anm56Man
5 weeks ago

Barrow

We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars

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By *atrina KaisarionTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Burntwood staffs

Functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism

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By *artin1963Man
5 weeks ago

crouch end

Bill: So-crates - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing".

Ted: That's us, dude.

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By *tevejbMan
5 weeks ago

Leeds

The philosophers have only interpreted the word; the point however is to change it. KM

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By *hiteroseMan
5 weeks ago

Neverwhere

A problem shared is a problem halved.

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

The early bird gets the worm

But the second mouse gets the cheese xxx

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
5 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

Age doesn't really matter unless you're a Cheese.

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By *ance29Man
5 weeks ago

Mytholmroyd

"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies.

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By *ac EfronMan
5 weeks ago

Dorset

“ We are going to need a bigger boat “

Jaws Steven Spielberg

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"Out of the strong came forth sweetness"

Lyle's Golden Syrup slogan based on Samson's Riddle from Judges 14.14.

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By *ral AnnieMan
5 weeks ago

Camberley

“I don’t mind living in a man’s World as long as I can be a woman in it” - Marilyn M.

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By *tantonMan
5 weeks ago

Rossendale

"We cannot choose by what we are enchanted" W H Auden

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By *ikitv69TV/TS
5 weeks ago

radcliffe

Life is big tambourine the harder you shake it the better it seems

ROBERT PLANT From " down to the sea"

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By *ecretly gayMan
5 weeks ago

Hampshire

Albert Camus quotes always stand out for ne

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By *itgent10Man
5 weeks ago

Llandudno

“The older I get, the more I realise how little I know”

Attributed to many people…

So true though….

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By *untimes61Man
5 weeks ago

Islington, London

A bit of humour.

"Mean people suck, nice people swallow."

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By *allsdeep75Man
5 weeks ago

dunmow

Don’t let the bastards grind you down

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

"The philosophers have only interpreted the word; the point however is to change it. KM"

...

I am nothing and should be everything...

KM👍

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By *ondmanMan
5 weeks ago

near you

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By *ondmanMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Churchill: Nancy, if I WERE your husband, I'd drink it."

Absolutely the best one

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By *q oralistMan
5 weeks ago

Torquay

Churchill at a dinner after a few snifters says to Bessie Bradock. (Labour MP) " My God your are Ugly " Bessie says " and you arf d*unk". Churchil replies instantly " Ah yes, but in the morning I will be sober but you will still be ugly."

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By *uckyounow888Man
5 weeks ago

san pedro del pinatar

We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars. O W

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By *q oralistMan
5 weeks ago

Torquay

"Never trust a Tory"

And, since the last election, a Labour PM and Chancellor

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By *leepflowerMan
5 weeks ago

Leek

I talk to god but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

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