FabGuys.com forum: Ruin Boxing day in 4 words

By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Can I have another mincepie

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By *oosterladMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich

Lets go fox hunting

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By *unincovMan
4 weeks ago

coventry

I'm leaving you bye

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By *ancelot6969Man
4 weeks ago

HINCKLEY

Are the shops open

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By *pat71Man
4 weeks ago

London

Let's visit the Sales

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I fucked your wife

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I fucked the turkey

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By *oonerGothicaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Worksop

Back to work tomorrow.

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By *aggonerMan
4 weeks ago

Malvern

Back to work tomorrow

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I have contagious Ebola

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By *oasyouwishMan
4 weeks ago

benfleet

Labour are still in

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By *aturebarneyMan
4 weeks ago

Sale

Take the decorations down

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By *eabodyMan
4 weeks ago

Walthamstow

No bubble and squeak

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Mum's staying another week

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By *rucklover9Man
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Your gran was shit

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By *ibblefishMan
4 weeks ago

louthish

This tastes like cum

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol East

Only 364 days until . . .

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Back to work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

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By *ilts1955Man
4 weeks ago

Salisbury

Back to work already

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Not turkey curry again?

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By *50xxxMan
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere

364 days to Christmas

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By *orchlightMan
4 weeks ago

Chippenham

Thank fuck it’s over.

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

The turkey was off

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By *haneportsMan
4 weeks ago

portsmouth

The in-laws are here!

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By *ever000Man
4 weeks ago

beccles

Thank god that's over

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By *astguy7Man
4 weeks ago

Ross

Forgot the Branston pickle.

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Nigel Farage is coming

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Nigel Farage is Cumming...

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Nedim Bajrami just scored...

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By *ike21TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Fareham

Been fucking your sister

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By *ndyfy7Man
4 weeks ago

Fleetwood

I don’t feel well

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By *enri du lacMan
4 weeks ago

Coventry

" Can I have another mincepie "

That's six words. But hey, it's Christmas, so who's counting?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Mince pie or cheese

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I ate your hamster

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

I fellated your father

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm on a diet xxx

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By *odger300Man
4 weeks ago

Inverurie

All family got trots

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By *4BearsMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester (Stalybridge)

There's no more leftovers

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By *abottomMan
4 weeks ago

Towcester

Your brother was amazing

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Christmas is over now!

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By *auraTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Rugby

Not bloody turkey again.

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By *auraTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Rugby

" Can I have another mincepie

That's six words. But hey, it's Christmas, so who's counting?"
YOU.

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By *ary1066Man
4 weeks ago

Preston

Grannies just followed through

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By *ickSeekerMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

No presents this year

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By *6topMan
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

The inlaws are here....

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By *astDevonGuyMan
4 weeks ago

East Devon

Where’s the toilet paper 🧻?

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By *alking HeadMan
4 weeks ago

Bolton

Who's for sprout curry?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Gran wants another snowball

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By *amesmbi47Man
4 weeks ago

Norwich

My football team lose

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By *ldmanMan
4 weeks ago

Howden

364 days to Christmas!

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By *estvMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

"I'm leaving you bye "

Maybe that wouldn't ruin Boxing Day for some LOL!!

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Goodbye cruel world again

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By *racknell DeepthroaterMan
4 weeks ago

Bracknell

Easter Eggs on Sale!

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By *rustratedmarriedguyMan
4 weeks ago

Raheen

Finished until next year

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Fabguys' Website Has Crashed! 🤯

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By *onrad4040Man
4 weeks ago

STAFFORD

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By *ichelle-hantsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Hayling island, Hants

Southampton won today

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Another meet no show

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Lee Anderson is outside

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumberland

Is it over yet?

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By *ucatiladMan
4 weeks ago

North Somerset

Batteries have run out!

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By *yne123Man
4 weeks ago

Wallsend

Can mum sleep over.....

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By *ryanything7oMan
4 weeks ago

redcar

The pubs are closed

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By *loryhole SuckMan
4 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Don't ruin boxing day

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By *SuckRMan
4 weeks ago

London

Farts smell of turkey

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By *hinySecretsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Family, I'm a slut.

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

I'm wearing your pants.

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oh look it's Marisa

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By *dr8ukMan
4 weeks ago

Elstree

Sharia law starts today

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By *omoosoMan
4 weeks ago

near you

Whose condoms are these

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By *ootsockMan
4 weeks ago

Earl's Court, London

The money's all gone

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By *astDevonGuyMan
4 weeks ago

East Devon

Gran won’t wake up ?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Who fancy a milkshake

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By *enardeMan
4 weeks ago

Barnsley

I fucked your sister

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Sharia law starts today"

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Call the fire brigade! 🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is that an asteroid?

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

Fabguys.com, what's this about?

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Let's Watch GB News

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By *haneportsMan
4 weeks ago

portsmouth

"Call the fire brigade! 🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒"

The fire alarm was my exs cooking clock!

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"Is that an asteroid?

No, it's a hemorrhoid

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Son, you are adopted...

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Lewis Capaldi is 'performing'...

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By *utcock61Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow

LMAO

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By *ornbi321Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sprouts still not cooked

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By *utcock61Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow

Sale Prices are Up

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By *ickSeekerMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

Chanukah was weeks ago! 🕎🙄

[Well, this year it actually coincides with Xmas day and Boxing Day

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By *urreyWant2SuckMan
4 weeks ago

Haslemere

In laws arrive tomorrow

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By *ristolsbMan
4 weeks ago

Southville Bristol

Exlax cocktails all round!

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By *ylonAlisonTV/TS
4 weeks ago

BURY

Our neighbours fucked me

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere

"Our neighbours fucked me "

We watched the video

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

Can we watch EastEnders?

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By *ersredMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Lee Anderson is outside "

Lee Anderson is inside

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By *ardnutsMan
4 weeks ago

Pensby

Starmers coming for dinner

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

"Lee Anderson is outside

Lee Anderson is inside"

....

👍🤣

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

King George is cancelled

😒

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

" Can I have another mincepie "

Shop open at 8.30am

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By *urpriseme 200Man
4 weeks ago

Warwick

Lets hunt the wren

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By *ral king2000Man
4 weeks ago

darlo

I’ve fucked your sister

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Cold sprouts oh wow 😲

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"King George is cancelled

😒"
2010 was the last time it got cancelled and in 2005 it got moved to Sandown park due to Kempton park being redevelop

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By *inkyfeet69nowMan
4 weeks ago

Ealing

I sucked a policeman

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By *auraTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Rugby

The condom has failed.

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By *wsubalanMan
4 weeks ago

warrington

we play man city

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By *uryBiMan
4 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

Your sister screams louder

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Fabguys.com, what's this about?"

It’s a site where guys who don’t get much sex talk about it a lot.

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

Dad's a better fuck!

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Paolo Nutini remains alive...

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By *lder bottomMan
4 weeks ago

Stockport

Family are coming round.

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By *ocketman12Man
4 weeks ago

Castleford

Our daughter is pregnant

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By *DPDRTMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

My bum - your tongue.

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By *lder bottomMan
4 weeks ago

Stockport

"My bum - your tongue. "

Doesn't sound so bad.

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By *amie1402Man
4 weeks ago

Merseyside

Sound of Music’s starting !

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
4 weeks ago

north west

Burnley win

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Burnley win "
Blackburn lose

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By *andy60Man
4 weeks ago

n yorks

Too many faggots here

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By *ingerdudeukMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Eight pm kick off

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Nigel Farage is Cumming..."

In your arse bareback

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Our daughter is pregnant "

Knocked up by me

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
4 weeks ago

Lowestoft

I work Boxing Day

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By *ieranXXXMan
4 weeks ago

Beckingham

That's not the turkey

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By *unlover69Man
4 weeks ago

Elgin

It’s come back positive…

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sara syphilis is here...

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By *itchianMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Eight pm kick off"

This

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Oh look it's Marisa"

Still raging Kandi ouch!

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By *teveessexTV/TS
4 weeks ago

east london

I suck cock better

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By *orny747Man
4 weeks ago

andover

Not fucking turkey again

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

"I sucked a policeman"

I sucked 3 policemen.

Well it is Christmas ⛄⛄.

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By *h22cdTV/TS
4 weeks ago

BH22

The football is on.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Lockdown from midnight tonight! 😫

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Usyk fury match cancelled. Xxx

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Oh look it's Marisa

Still raging Kandi ouch!

Before the game, Einstein.

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By *hubsloverMan
4 weeks ago

East/west sussex

Trump starts in Jan

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

You still here then?

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Your flight is cancelled.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Oh look it's Marisa

Still raging Kandi ouch!

Before the game, Einstein.

Still raging Kandi aww 🫢🫢

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Trump starts in Jan "

Now that is depressing

. Mx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Mr Windsor cumming road

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By *ichelle-hantsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Hayling island, Hants

Mother in law here.

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By *oycasebriskMan
4 weeks ago

Market Rasen

You ever get tasered?

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By *ike21TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Fareham

I e shit myself

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Trump starts in Jan

Now that is depressing

. Mx

Almost as depressing as 'living' in Motherwell...

Or having warts on your face...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Trump starts in Jan

Now that is depressing

. Mx

Almost as depressing as 'living' in Motherwell...

Or having warts on your face...

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living in Runcorn is just as bad

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Runcorn is a wart on the face of the North West...

Ahem!

Is Robert Smith from there, perchance?

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By *hinySecretsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Nobody local to suck.

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By *horts GuyMan
4 weeks ago

Hove

Mrs Brown’s Boys anyone?

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By *hinySecretsTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"Mrs Brown’s Boys anyone?"

Yep, day ruined!!

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By *andsyMan
4 weeks ago

tynemouth

Gavin and Stacey again?

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Two tier Kier's here

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By *icksterMan
4 weeks ago

paisley

I’m not your father

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Margaret Thatcher is alive

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By *tr8m8bfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast

" Can I have another mincepie "

That's 5

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

" Can I have another mincepie

That's 5"
are you after Rachel Reeves job

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By *ohnbi1965Man
4 weeks ago

Aberfeldy

Sorry wife im Gay.

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By *uziTVTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We're staying a fortnight

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By *tr8m8bfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast

" Can I have another mincepie

That's 5are you after Rachel Reeves job "

Are you thick?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

" Can I have another mincepie

That's 5are you after Rachel Reeves job

Are you thick?"
I take you did not get the joke or well nevermind

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Mrs Brown’s Boys anyone?"

Such a crap show...

Why does it continue? ...

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By *ryan2000Man
4 weeks ago

London colney

Suck on this bitch

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Mrs Brown’s Boys anyone?

Such a crap show...

Why does it continue? ...

"
because so of us like it ,, ALM

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

All Lives Matter?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"All Lives Matter?

"
no it means Agnes lives matter

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

" Can I have another mincepie

That's 5are you after Rachel Reeves job

Are you thick?"

All Tims Are Dim...

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By *unincovMan
4 weeks ago

coventry

He's wet the bed

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By *reamhorn giverMan
4 weeks ago

bristol

Looking for a meet today

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By *unlover69Man
4 weeks ago

Elgin

Was that the roof ?

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By *ro4hoesMan
4 weeks ago

Newport

The bogrolls all gone.

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By *AIRY BEAR999Man
4 weeks ago

BRAY

Vol - au - vont

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys

Looks like war soon.

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By *omoosoMan
4 weeks ago

near you

Turkey curry for dinner

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By *artina400TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Chard

Time to pay soon.

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Stephen Welsh has signed...

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By *even333Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Shadester has soiled himself...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Who wants to washup

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