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By *aohiaochiaokeng OP   Man
11 hours ago

England

Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God?

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By *issy SiMan
11 hours ago

Horsham

I don't think JW like gays

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By *annyDanielleMan
11 hours ago

Street, Somerset

Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about?

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By *eepeter4Man
11 hours ago

Bournemouth

No there is no God

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By *ldersubMan
10 hours ago

Wembley


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God? "

Didn't realise Jehovah had been in an accident...

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By *adBod1986Man
10 hours ago

Cheshire


"Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about? "

Jehovah is the English equivalent of Yahweh, both inaccurate rendrings of the Hebrew where there's no vowels. So the name, either way, isn't even correct. Just one of the JWs many weird doctrines.

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By *ildwestheroMan
10 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

Wonder how the JWs felt about the trick 'n treaters last week. The audacity of random strangers knocking on their doors!

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By *3versMan
10 hours ago

glasgow


"Wonder how the JWs felt about the trick 'n treaters last week. The audacity of random strangers knocking on their doors!"

They'd be worried about getting a fake blood transfusion

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By *aganMan
10 hours ago

basildon

I’ve not been bothered by these preaching religious pushing people since I put a pentagram on my front door.

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By *annyDanielleMan
10 hours ago

Street, Somerset


"Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about?

Jehovah is the English equivalent of Yahweh, both inaccurate rendrings of the Hebrew where there's no vowels. So the name, either way, isn't even correct. Just one of the JWs many weird doctrines."

From the Greek, pronounced Yahweh.

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By *orwdMan
10 hours ago

Sheffield

Some nice looking ones could save me.

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By *ndsotobedMan
9 hours ago

Towcester

I ask em to come back when my husband is home, but they never do. Isn’t that odd 🤭

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
9 hours ago

Didcot


"I don't think JW like gays "

Yeah, had some knock on my door the other day, the sight of my pride poppy, limp wrist and putting on my best effeminate voice meant they soon left.

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By *lan82Man
8 hours ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God? "

No. There is NO god.

If there were then we wouldn’t have to endure the Spice ‘girls’

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By *adBod1986Man
8 hours ago

Cheshire


"Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about?

Jehovah is the English equivalent of Yahweh, both inaccurate rendrings of the Hebrew where there's no vowels. So the name, either way, isn't even correct. Just one of the JWs many weird doctrines.

From the Greek, pronounced Yahweh. "

Actually, in the Greek old testament, translated from the Hebrew, YHWH is usually substituted for the word 'Kurios' (Lord).

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By *adBod1986Man
8 hours ago

Cheshire


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God?

No. There is NO god.

If there were then we wouldn’t have to endure the Spice ‘girls’ "

Or, if there were, I'd have 1996/7 Emma Bunton riding my face right now!

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By *lan82Man
8 hours ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln


"Or, if there were, I'd have 1996/7 Emma Bunton riding my face right now! "

Just so long as it’s not terrifying, athletic or inbred.

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By *arcusUK2Man
8 hours ago

Winchester

Of course there is no god. Except my Lord Bacchus, of course, who I devote myself to every day. That's a proper god, no guilt trips, no killing others who don't drink or party. Yessir, we can boogie.

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By *adBod1986Man
8 hours ago

Cheshire


"Or, if there were, I'd have 1996/7 Emma Bunton riding my face right now!

Just so long as it’s not terrifying, athletic or inbred. "

Pardon?

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By *lan82Man
8 hours ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln


"Or, if there were, I'd have 1996/7 Emma Bunton riding my face right now!

Just so long as it’s not terrifying, athletic or inbred.

Pardon? "

Their nicknames, silly. Emma was baby. The ‘red’ haired one was ginger. And the other three were approximations of those three words I typed.

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By *illmanimp1972Man
8 hours ago

pitsea

Tell them your gay they soon back off

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By *arcusUK2Man
8 hours ago

Winchester

Or answer to door in heels and a Mini skirt, and say in your best limp, thespian voice "Oh yes, come in and spank me on the bottom with a copy of your holy book".

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By *uvolderMan
8 hours ago

chester

In the past when theyd come knocking way too early on a sat morning i greeted them with a HAIL SATAN and closed the door.

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By *acingfanMan
8 hours ago

Huddersfield


"Some nice looking ones could save me. "
The mormons round here have some hotties 🔥

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By *ildwestheroMan
8 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

I unintentionally answered the door to them once dripping wet and just wearing a bathrobe as had just got out of the shower. Two guys. The older one mumbled a few words, handed me a leaflet and said 'I can see you are busy'. The younger guy, who was quite cute, just went bright red. Tempted to flash but I didn't. They almost ran back down the drive.

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By *iRob57Man
8 hours ago

Stanley

Yahweh, even in the earliest texts, claims universal sovereignty — “I made the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 2, Isaiah 45, Psalm 24). He’s not a tribal deity in the limited sense, even if His worship first arose within a particular people. So, He doesn’t belong exclusively to the Jewish.

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By *arrheadguyMan
8 hours ago

barrhead


"I don't think JW like gays

Yeah, had some knock on my door the other day, the sight of my pride poppy, limp wrist and putting on my best effeminate voice meant they soon left."

I talked to them at my front door about a year ago. I dropped into conversation I was gay, they practically ran down the path to the road and have never reappeared.

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By *avewill1Man
7 hours ago

melksham


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God? "

Im a Christian and very much believe in God, Our Lord Jesus Christ. B To be honest as far as Im concerned I know that God exists very much. But thats controversial and not something I would debate on any chat forum. I also respect other peoples views.

What I do feel is I find Jehova Witnesses very extreme in many of there ways.I dont oppose standards but I do disagree with how many of them preach our way or no way attitude

Lord Jesus only ever preached Love and patience amongst other values. Never rejection

If its omething your intErested in researching Im not sure JW is a good start. Probably fabguy is not the best place either

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By *nthebuffMan
5 hours ago

Liskeard

I was brought up in the church but I now have no belief and don't recognise a God.

I have no issues with others wishing to worship their God though, as long as they're not trying to convert me

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By *hisMeMan
5 hours ago

Forfar, Angus


"In the past when they'd come knocking way too early on a Sat morning..."

That's the only time they come and not just on a Saturday, sadly.

But the last leaflet I got, did have a rather hot bearded Jesus on it.

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By *i_guy_WBayMan
5 hours ago

Whitley Bay

Personally I do not believe in a god for my own reasons but I respect other people's beliefs as long as they are willing to respect mine.

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By *tevie 400Man
5 hours ago

Omagh

I am an atheist. There is no god or afterlife. When you are dead, you are dead! So make the most of this life. Religion is the biggest con in history- power and money.

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By *q oralistMan
5 hours ago

Torquay


"No there is no God "

Depends what you mean by God. One thing is certain, there is a much higher intelligence than we mere humans can possibly understand. Scientists like

Max Planck and Einstein think so and I will not contradict them

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

Best we stick to making fun of the annoying JWs than argue the toss about the existence or non-existence of a deity/deities.

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By *evanianMan
5 hours ago

Flintshire


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God? "

The sheer enthusiasm of Jehovah's Witnesses is certainly....... noteworthy!

As for the existence of God or Jesus, that's a deeply personal question that each individual must grapple with. For me, it's not about proving or disproving, but about accepting and exploring the many wonders of creation.

The old hymn puts it beautifully:-

'Oh Lord my God, when I in awesome wonder Consider all the works Thy hands have made, I see the stars, I hear the rolling thunder, Thy pow’r thru-out the universe displayed!'

It's a sentiment that inspires the mind to ponder the mysteries of the universe and our place within it.

Whether or not one believes in a higher power, the natural world is undeniably awe-inspiring, posing questions about the origins of creation and inviting us to reflect on our own spirituality, earthly existence and mortality.

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By *ub bottom 56Man
5 hours ago

Scunthorpe

Theres no god else the car that decided to use my parked cars front wheel has a bumper car last night would have stopped and left his details, not just left the scene , twice now my car has been hit by someone who thinks he can drive, had to be lifted and towed to the garage .

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By *etterbiggerMan
5 hours ago

Scunthorpe

I went to a lapsed Jovo's funeral. His family who kept the faith organised it. A strange affair led by one of the elders who seemed to intimate that maybe the deceased would still be with us if he hadn't strayed. He is NOT DEAD he proclaimed. Merely sleeping. Someone check quickly. I think they have just fired up the crematorium

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By *hiteroseMan
5 hours ago

Neverwhere


"Theres no god else the car that decided to use my parked cars front wheel has a bumper car last night would have stopped and left his details, not just left the scene , twice now my car has been hit by someone who thinks he can drive, had to be lifted and towed to the garage . "

Doesn't the good Lord tell you to turn the other cheek. Oh ... I've just seen your profile pic ...

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By *issy SiMan
5 hours ago

Horsham


"Yesterday I was approached by a Jehovah witness who gave me a QR code and link to their websites.

He told me about Yahweh, his God. Do you think Jesus exists? Is there a God?

No. There is NO god.

If there were then we wouldn’t have to endure the Spice ‘girls’ "

I think you'll find that the Spice Girls are a gift from God

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
4 hours ago

Anglesey


"No there is no God "

What about Eric Clapton? Is the graffiti wrong?

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By *aremanMan
4 hours ago

Wymondham

Last time they bothered me, I told another member of the local chapter - hadn't known he was one - and he said "They're not supposed to do that. I'll tell them not to." As long as I lived there, I never saw them again.

My feeling is if you read the Bible, the evidence for God is pretty thin, unless you belong to a specific Middle Eastern tribe. It's a lot stronger if you look up on a starry night. But, ultimately, does it matter?

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By *ishop666Man
4 hours ago

ls19

Apparently we are all related according to them

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By *arridMan
2 hours ago

Brighton

Only a certain number of them are allowed into Paradise. The rest go to Purgatory.

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By *aohiaochiaokeng OP   Man
1 hour ago

England

I think my acrobatic bionic manpussy hole is a gift from God to please men. Amen.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 hour ago

Hayes, Middx


"I think my acrobatic bionic manpussy hole is a gift from God to please men. Amen."

Is there not a friend you can go out and have a nice drink and a catch-up this evening, as opposed to peppering the Forum with nonsense..?

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By *eekingcumsMan
52 minutes ago

Stoke/Stafford

Next knock-on I get. Must respond with: How can I turn your enthusiasm for your god into the same enthusiasm for kinky sex.

Then stand there silently.

...I wonder if that is covered in their door knocking training. LOL

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
51 minutes ago

Ludlow


"Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about?

Jehovah is the English equivalent of Yahweh, both inaccurate rendrings of the Hebrew where there's no vowels. So the name, either way, isn't even correct. Just one of the JWs many weird doctrines."

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
49 minutes ago

Ludlow


"Yahweh is the Jewish god. What on earth are they on about?

Jehovah is the English equivalent of Yahweh, both inaccurate rendrings of the Hebrew where there's no vowels. So the name, either way, isn't even correct. Just one of the JWs many weird doctrines."

There are vowels in Hebrew, they are written under the letter, not used in newspapers or on Torah scrolls.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
49 minutes ago

Ludlow


"Wonder how the JWs felt about the trick 'n treaters last week. The audacity of random strangers knocking on their doors!"

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
47 minutes ago

Tetbury

If there is a god, he is a cunt.

Wouldn't want to be in heaven or anywhere near the attention seeking murderer

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By *hiteroseMan
46 minutes ago

Neverwhere


"If there is a god, he is a cunt.

Wouldn't want to be in heaven or anywhere near the attention seeking murderer"

Just imagine what hell must be like.

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By *aremanMan
38 minutes ago

Wymondham

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By *aremanMan
36 minutes ago

Wymondham


"I think my acrobatic bionic manpussy hole is a gift from God to please men. Amen.

Is there not a friend you can go out and have a nice drink and a catch-up this evening, as opposed to peppering the Forum with nonsense..? "

One reading of our Chinese friend's nick would be "small cute hole". I don't know the Mandarin for "AI bot" though...

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