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Scottish words you hardly hear nowadays.

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

dalkeith

The use of some great Scottish words is disapearing.

I love the Word Quim and Gooble. That don't seem to be used much.

Post your favourite Scots word

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By *0yguyMan
15 weeks ago

Cumbria

Stour - fluff

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By *myc101TV/TS
15 weeks ago

Manchester

Not sure quite how it's spelt but sookie for soft. My ex always used to say it about our cat like "oh he's a sookie boy"

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By *artina400TV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chard

shoogle

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By *MB9Man
15 weeks ago

Northampton

My Glaswegian mate used to say he was "going up the road" whenever he was going to Scotland. He lived in Corby! Fucking long road!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Plook

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By *lan82Man
15 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Loch Ness monster

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By *dstefiMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull

Havering. Last used ever by The Proclaimers dinna ye ken?

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By *ldergent321Man
15 weeks ago

South Coast

Can I buy you a pint?

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By *uvolderMan
15 weeks ago

chester

Jobby

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By *hyna HutchMan
15 weeks ago

valleys

Vambo

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By *an467Man
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Keech

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

dalkeith


"Can I buy you a pint?"
another guy that has never be north of the border and has a stereotypical view of Scots.

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By *ullmytriggerMan
15 weeks ago

Crewe

Boak

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By *estcum2020Man
15 weeks ago

Workington


"Jobby "

Streamie

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By *illyloverMan
15 weeks ago

EH54

Melts

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By *eepeter4Man
15 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Buckfast

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By *igerboyxxxMan
15 weeks ago

Welwyn

Sturgeon, or Salmond... both sound quite fishy to me!

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By *rancd2TV/TS
15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Celtic and champions league in the same sentence.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Bedford

Bonnie braw xx

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By *egselevenMan
15 weeks ago

burnley

twat and pish

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By *leepflowerMan
15 weeks ago

Leek

Bawbag

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow South

'Hingin' the art of hanging out of you tenament windae watching or chattting to the guy in the street below

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By *uriohornMan
15 weeks ago

Kettering

Hoolit

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15 weeks ago

Stoater

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By *amesbigr93Man
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Stonner

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Wee snit

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By *uriohornMan
15 weeks ago

Kettering

Nyaff

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By *ral b..Man
15 weeks ago

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Dreack?..dreek?

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By *ral b..Man
15 weeks ago

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Bairns...( children?)

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By *eefandfurMan
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

glaikit

maukit

coorie

fankle

stooshie

stramash

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

dalkeith


"Sturgeon, or Salmond... both sound quite fishy to me!"
Oh another unionist reform voter

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

dalkeith

Stonner as in hard on

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By *0yguyMan
15 weeks ago

Cumbria

Muckle

…and of course miclke!

D’ya no ken?

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By *estcum2020Man
15 weeks ago

Workington

Widgie

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By *isitor71Man
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15 weeks ago

Near

Aye Maggie, its been hoot today, naye rained in weeks.

Lived in Ayrshire for 4 years before anyone mentions about being a soft shite southerner, which I am.

🤣😂🤣😂😉

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Bauffin

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By *ighway expressMan
15 weeks ago

Campbeltown


"Dreack?..dreek? "

Dreich.

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By *ighway expressMan
15 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Skite

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By *ighway expressMan
15 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Puckle

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By *ighway expressMan
15 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Stravaig

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By *uriohornMan
15 weeks ago

Kettering

Yannies

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By *uriohornMan
15 weeks ago

Kettering

Toaley

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By *ourockguy1969Man
14 weeks ago

Gourock

Stank for a drain

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By *cott5555Man
14 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Shoogle

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By *0yguyMan
14 weeks ago

Cumbria

A wee poke fer yer tatties?

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By *uriohornMan
14 weeks ago

Kettering

Clapped her dug🥳

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By *ewbie NickMan
14 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Going for my messages

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By *rinity Rose McneilTV/TS
14 weeks ago

uttlesford, Essex

Pelly Wally

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By *MB9Man
14 weeks ago

Northampton

Sassenach

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By *tephanie9090TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Bishop

Ya wee fanny...

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Anglesey

Brand new, I used to hear it when I was working in Edinburgh years ago

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Bedford

Independence x

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Roon the middens

Think it's called recycling these days,

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By *upertedMan
14 weeks ago

Nelson,, Caerphilly

Cymro here.. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Bosh.

A common word here for the old style white ceramic farmhouse kitchen sink.

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By *otterMan
14 weeks ago

Ellon

Dubs

Clartit

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By *rinity Rose McneilTV/TS
14 weeks ago

uttlesford, Essex


"Independence x"

Dunderheid x

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By *ub4daddyukMan
14 weeks ago

Warminster

Guys...we need translations as well!!!

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By *oefabMan
14 weeks ago

Scotland

May long your lum reek

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By *ello 1000Man
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Third Lanark

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By *eepeter4Man
14 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Gretna Green

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

They’ll be dancing in the streets of Kelso tonight!

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By *MB9Man
14 weeks ago

Northampton

I'll take my hand off your face my boy! 😕

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By *uriohornMan
14 weeks ago

Kettering

Scullery

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By *arrogateDadMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate

Alex Salmond / Nicola Sturgen

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By *ers4SexMan
14 weeks ago

Sheffield

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By *eenbottomfortopMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'll take my hand off your face my boy! 😕 "

'It was the putting on at high speed I wisnae too keen on.....'

Classic Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Midden

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By *rpheus69Man
14 weeks ago

Ebbw Vale

Gallus

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By *emotecontrolMan
13 weeks ago

close

Skelp = smack

Peice = sandwich

Oxter = armpit

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By *erasusMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Cloot = cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Outwith

beastie

heid-the-baw

breidsnapper 

Clarty

Dunnerheid

Scunnered

Dinnae fash yirsel

Braw

Glaekit

Spleengin

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Dinna fash yirsel

Dunnerheid

It's a braw, bricht moonlicht night the night.

Baw leggit

Jelly piece

Wally dug

Cludgie

Bottle ginger

Ben the horse

Bourach

Chantywrassler

Wheesht

I'll pit ma fit up yer arse

Hudgie/driech

Shut yer weesh

Scunnered

Oxsters

Sine oot

Boarding

Slitter

Swedgers

Hoots man jinges

Sannies

Come on get aff

Spleengin- aching

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

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By *ondonjeansMan
13 weeks ago

London WC1


" Outwith

beastie

heid-the-baw

breidsnapper 

Clarty

Dunnerheid

Scunnered

Dinnae fash yirsel

Braw

Glaekit

Spleengin

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Dinna fash yirsel

Dunnerheid

It's a braw, bricht moonlicht night the night.

Baw leggit

Jelly piece

Wally dug

Cludgie

Bottle ginger

Ben the horse

Bourach

Chantywrassler

Wheesht

I'll pit ma fit up yer arse

Hudgie/driech

Shut yer weesh

Scunnered

Oxsters

Sine oot

Boarding

Slitter

Swedgers

Hoots man jinges

Sannies

Come on get aff

Spleengin- aching

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult"

Can we have translations please for the education of the Sassenach community?

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13 weeks ago

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By *ootsockMan
7 weeks ago

Earl's Court, London

fitlike

faddyca'

farsegahn?

Mum started using them again as she slipped into the Alzheimers

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By *enri du lacMan
7 weeks ago

Coventry

"I admit I knew what Peter was up to all along, officer."

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By *aster islandMan
7 weeks ago

navan

Canny

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By *aulTooSmallMan
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Can I buy you a pint?another guy that has never be north of the border and has a stereotypical view of Scots."

Sense of humour?

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By *aulTooSmallMan
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Sturgeon, or Salmond... both sound quite fishy to me!Oh another unionist reform voter"

You really don’t get jokes do you?

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By *xmareMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich

Horny gollach )(=earwig or Caithnesser)

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By *xmareMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich

Tube (Glesca; choob)

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By *anm56Man
7 weeks ago

Barrow

See you ya bas

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By *estcum2020Man
7 weeks ago

Workington

Jobbie 💩

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By *amesbigr93Man
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Stauner

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By *evanianMan
7 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"The drinks are on me!" 😉

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By *tar33Man
7 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Outwith

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By *ookhoutMan
7 weeks ago

Somewhere

Dinnae spik pish!

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By *in tin 25Man
7 weeks ago

west

Cludgy

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
7 weeks ago

Newmarket

Chittering (shivering)

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By *0yguyMan
7 weeks ago

Cumbria


" Outwith

beastie

heid-the-baw

breidsnapper 

Clarty

Dunnerheid

Scunnered

Dinnae fash yirsel

Braw

Glaekit

Spleengin

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Dinna fash yirsel

Dunnerheid

It's a braw, bricht moonlicht night the night.

Baw leggit

Jelly piece

Wally dug

Cludgie

Bottle ginger

Ben the horse

Bourach

Chantywrassler

Wheesht

I'll pit ma fit up yer arse

Hudgie/driech

Shut yer weesh

Scunnered

Oxsters

Sine oot

Boarding

Slitter

Swedgers

Hoots man jinges

Sannies

Come on get aff

Spleengin- aching

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Can we have translations please for the education of the Sassenach community?"

Wha? Ya dinna ken?

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By *ndy61hMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

Heavy

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By *ighway expressMan
7 weeks ago

Campbeltown


"Heavy"

Pint of

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By *oodpeckerMan
7 weeks ago

Falkirk


" Outwith

beastie

heid-the-baw

breidsnapper 

Clarty

Dunnerheid

Scunnered

Dinnae fash yirsel

Braw

Glaekit

Spleengin

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Dinna fash yirsel

Dunnerheid

It's a braw, bricht moonlicht night the night.

Baw leggit

Jelly piece

Wally dug

Cludgie

Bottle ginger

Ben the horse

Bourach

Chantywrassler

Wheesht

I'll pit ma fit up yer arse

Hudgie/driech

Shut yer weesh

Scunnered

Oxsters

Sine oot

Boarding

Slitter

Swedgers

Hoots man jinges

Sannies

Come on get aff

Spleengin- aching

Ablaw

A Bawr

Mowdyhillock

Bizum

Midden

Scrummult

Can we have translations please for the education of the Sassenach community?"

It's gibberish

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By *uncan62Man
7 weeks ago

stirling

Is weesht one ? If not shut up

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

dalkeith


"Is weesht one ? If not shut up"
yes it is

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By *amabama1 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

dalkeith

Love Quim and hardly hear gooble anymore

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By *uncan62Man
7 weeks ago

stirling

U mean gobble ?

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By *oeyK11Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow

Giving a gobble is a wonderful phrase

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By *vws123Man
7 weeks ago

Arbroath

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By *vws123Man
7 weeks ago

Arbroath


"I'll take my hand off your face my boy! 😕 "

I'll skelp yer pus loon

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By *oodpeckerMan
7 weeks ago

Falkirk


"I'll take my hand off your face my boy! 😕

I'll skelp yer pus loon"

😂🤣

Mind you, I'd go with, "I’ll skelp yer pus ya loon!" 😉

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By *enjonMan
7 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Heavy

Pint of "

My Round, sorry just me jesting

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By *ritney SpearedTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Somerset


"Boak"

Ohhhh... That's sick 😆

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By *xtraoneMan
7 weeks ago

Gloucester

You'll have had your tea

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By *eguy73Man
7 weeks ago

Turriff

Shitmarak- d*unk

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By *evanianMan
7 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"Giz a Swatch o' Yer Fanny!"

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
7 weeks ago

Newmarket

Shilpit, a body type referred to on here as skinny, slight, lacking in confidence

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
7 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

“Piece Poke“ for Snack Bag

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By *ometimes cd300Man
7 weeks ago

leics

Where did the motor home come from darling.

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By *yne123Man
7 weeks ago

Howdon


"Where did the motor home come from darling. "

Och dinna worry yah wee head my munchkin....it just appeared on the driveway

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By *arlojoeMan
7 weeks ago

darlington

I just love the word:' Sitootery', usually refers to a conservatory or sunny spot to sit.

Mostly used in North East Scotland, Aberdeen area.

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen


"Celtic and champions league in the same sentence."

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...

Tony Watt scoring the winner against Barcelona. For starters...

Brush up fella....

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Cludgie/

Toilet

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By *hloxbeautMan
5 weeks ago

edinburgh

Muckle

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Sturdy/

Jail.

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Ca Canny.

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By *rCurious75Man
5 weeks ago

Ashby de la Zouch


"Melts "

Use that quite often but mostly Scottish blood in me. Good thing is most do not have a clue what it means down here.

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By *atirical DesiresMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Thanks.

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Muckle"

Aye, every mickle macks a muckle!

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By *aulTooSmallMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Where did that campervan come from?

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By *rSmithMan
5 weeks ago

Falkirk

Jiggert (not sure if correct spelling) = broken

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru


"Jiggert (not sure if correct spelling) = broken"

"Jiggered" is a word that means tired or worn out, I used to hear it used a lot by the older generations in my youth, it was widely used in Wales, Northern England and Scotland but it seems to have largely been replaced by "buggered", "knackered" or the word "fucked" is also more often used these days to mean tired or broken / useless.

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By *addogsmithMan
5 weeks ago

Kettering

Puddock - frog/toad. My mums Scottish…

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By *ockFunUpmMan
5 weeks ago

Upminster

A'm gaun'ae empty ma baws intae ye

And I need to hear that again soon

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By *effnwbiguyMan
5 weeks ago

bolton

Wallet

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By *yespy57Man
5 weeks ago

Hull

Any word or phrase showing support for a Scotland World Cup Team.

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Cringe

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By *hades 11Man
5 weeks ago

ireland


"Celtic and champions league in the same sentence.

...

...

Tony Watt scoring the winner against Barcelona. For starters...

Brush up fella...."

Celtic 1 Man Utd 0

N-A-K-A-M-U-R-A. What a strike

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Running AC Milan so close in the San Siro...

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By *ighway expressMan
5 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Screch

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By *ighway expressMan
5 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Scraw

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By *opmaster62Man
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Dreack?..dreek? "

Dreich

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By *eekeeper1000Man
5 weeks ago

Richmond. North Yorkshire

Snib (Lock)

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Geet/

Bairn

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By *ammerhant420Man
5 weeks ago

Bromley, Kent

Sleekit - sly, cunning, deceitful.

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Skirlie

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By *arrysmiffffMan
5 weeks ago

Colchester/Clacton

Ya wee Fanny!

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Gonnae No....

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By *ruachanmhorMan
5 weeks ago

Fife


"Gonnae No...."

...how?

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By *ookhoutMan
5 weeks ago

Somewhere

Ya complete throbber

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By *aberdasher01Man
5 weeks ago

London

Teuchter,chiel,quine,loon,

keech,fud.

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By *aberdasher01Man
5 weeks ago

London

Teuchter,chiel,quine,loon,

keech,fud.

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By *thrTQMan
5 weeks ago

Torquay

stookie = plaster cast for broken bone

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By *owalskiMan
5 weeks ago

Addlestone

Crabbit......

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Durling....

Ma heid was durling till I knocked that dram into me.

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By *ammiTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Inverness

Scullery x

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By *orny-MidsMan
3 weeks ago

Moray


"Dreack?..dreek? "

Dreich

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By *ral b..Man
3 weeks ago

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"Ca Canny."
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Wouldn't then canny have two Scottish meanings...

1.Canny...careful..

2. ' ya canny change the laws of physics' ..Scottie ..engine room ..Starship Enterprise...StarTrek ..

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
3 weeks ago

Didcot

Ah wis raised on the Broons an Oor Wullie

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen


"Ca Canny..

Wouldn't then canny have two Scottish meanings...

1.Canny...careful..

2. ' ya canny change the laws of physics' ..Scottie ..engine room ..Starship Enterprise...StarTrek .. "

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By *ral b..Man
2 weeks ago

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Richey6..

" Is that a vanilla slice or a meringue"?

Baker...

No ,your quite correct, its a vanila slice"!

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By *nalslut123Man
2 weeks ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

Something I haven't heard for a couple of weeks, "Steve Clarke is a good manager".

Ok. I'll get my coat.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Something I haven't heard for a couple of weeks, "Steve Clarke is a good manager".

Ok. I'll get my coat. "

“Awa un boil ya heid mon!”

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By *ary1066Man
2 weeks ago

Preston

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By *orkDefenderMan
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

"Crivens!"

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By *ocalMan
2 weeks ago

North West

We no going home ye

We in the knockout stages

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By *aul349Man
2 weeks ago

North of the Tyne


"shoogle "

That word is used in the northeast too.

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By *ast2025Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Can I buy you a pint?another guy that has never be north of the border and has a stereotypical view of Scots."
True words

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By *fcdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southend

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By *fcdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southend

I always had a soft spot for shivery bite

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By *iono555Man
2 weeks ago

DERBY

Democracy?

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By *ornyKent48Man
2 weeks ago

kentTown

Last 32

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By *omyorksMan
2 weeks ago

Malton

It's my round

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 weeks ago

Medway

If yet fae Dundee y'all understand this

twa pehs, a plain bridie an an ingin ane an a'".

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 weeks ago

Medway


"I always had a soft spot for shivery bite "

Remember that when coming out of the baths... (Dundee for swimming pools... Called swimming baths)

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 weeks ago

Medway

Gonnae no dae that

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By *eedsguyforfunMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Gads!

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

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By *artokMan
2 weeks ago

Wokingham

Do they still say "he's brand new" and "by the way"?

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow


"Gonnae no dae that"

How?

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By *bloxhamMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"It's my round "

Fuckin hell, lads. Billy Connolly's just entered the chat......

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By *uck me in KentMan
2 weeks ago

Medway


"Do they still say "he's brand new" and "by the way"?"

Yes

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By *lipeminMan
2 weeks ago

luton

I cant remember the word but its what they call a pidgeon loft,kinda like duki or dukis

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
2 weeks ago

Eastwood / Leigh on Sea

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By *kwankerukukMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Scotland have qualified too the knockout stages lol

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By *londebiguyMan
2 weeks ago

near Southport

Greetin

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